Things you've done to meet a person of the opposite sex

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I was just thinking... I've done some weird stuff in my life to meet women. Here are a few of them. Share your crazy stories.

1) Learned sign language so I could talk to this TOTALLY hot woman that worked in the Utah call center who was deaf. (Unfortunately I didn't get lucky, she was a lip reader and "heard" me talking about her huge hooters from across the call floor)

2) Joined a weekly Bible study that this TOTALLY hot woman invited me to. (I'm going to burn in hell for this one)

3) Took all the same classes as a girl in college so I could get to know her (stalker anyone?). I ended up dating her for 4 years, lol.

[4a6c1]

HAHA

I did the bible study thing too to get with this HAWT Orthodox puritanical type. I was doing a religious study but I had already interviewed that church. :lol: My coworkers saw right through me. He was worth it though. :devilsmile:

I played D&D to get with my husband. I cant stand that game for more than one session but I did an adventure for two weeks because he wanted me to. Sexiest thang evar and glad I did it.

I learned how to do tarot one time so I could get with this cute wiccan boy. Lets just say I got my karma back on that one already. No, we at Robin Inc. do not advise breaking a witches heart. :spin: :thumbsdown:

[Insodus]

I was trying to get this slutty jocky girl once, I told her I didn't know what the internet was so she'd invite me over and show me all about AoL. :/

[Killer Kitten]

Once I really had the hots for an aspiring actor, so I told him I was an actress. He found the 'perfect' part for me and I ended up having to go and audition for it.

Of course he showed up to watch the audition. My credo was always 'balls it out and half the time you can get away with it', so I threw myself into that audition for all I was worth.

Turns out I'm not destained to become a famous actress. Nor did I get the guy, after the audition incident he didn't call me anymore.

Just as well, he had this wierd raincoat fetish...

Kimm

well, the one I'm really proud of is signing up for yoga classess to get close to this babe I used to know....

oh, I suppose.. the one thing that works for me, although I am currently dating a wonderful woman so I don't do it now, is when I am at a club or bar, tell some hot chick that one of my friends is interested in him, then blow her off a bit.. usually works, cause like she'll totally wonder why i am not trying to get with her.. but being a 'hard to get' guy thing takes alot of practice, and some women hate it....


Oh, and I feel like a total ass for this one, but, when I was like 21, there was this hot girl that worked at this coffee house I used to hang out at, but she like had a boyfriend, so I just like kept in touch with her, until she started 'complaining' about her boyfriend, guys, this is a hint that the girl is open to being with you.. so she was like a bit flaky about being with me, so I brought this hot girl around that I am friends with, and that worked.. cause she had to have me then..

I am just an average guy, but let me tell you what works >> competition, hanging out with attractive women to begin with, and just umm, not caring too much about the whole thing..

[Edited on 1-15-2005 by lucene]

[Betheny]

Originally posted by lucene
well, the one I'm really proud of is signing up for yoga classess to get close to this babe I used to know....

oh, I suppose.. the one thing that works for me, although I am currently dating a wonderful woman so I don't do it now, is when I am at a club or bar, tell some hot chick that one of my friends is interested in him, then blow her off a bit.. usually works, cause like she'll totally wonder why i am not trying to get with her.. but being a 'hard to get' guy thing takes alot of practice, and some women hate it....


Oh, and I feel like a total ass for this one, but, when I was like 21, there was this hot girl that worked at this coffee house I used to hang out at, but she like had a boyfriend, so I just like kept in touch with her, until she started 'complaining' about her boyfriend, guys, this is a hint that the girl is open to being with you.. so she was like a bit flaky about being with me, so I brought this hot girl around that I am friends with, and that worked.. cause she had to have me then..

I am just an average guy, but let me tell you what works >> competition, hanging out with attractive women to begin with, and just umm, not caring too much about the whole thing..

[Edited on 1-15-2005 by lucene]

That might work on Wisconsin girls.

But shut up, you know nothing about real women.

[Asha]

'' Hey, you're an attractive woman . . can we hang out??''

Smooth.

[Warriorbird]

1. Gone to youth group. (I am so not a mainstream Christian.)
2. Joined Forensics.
3. Joined a massage circle with some hideous guys and girls just so I'd get the chance to touch one nice looking one.
4. Taken ballroom dance.
5. Joined "Gold Key" even though I had no intention of letting a prospective student in my room just to get an extra bed and score points with a certain girl
6. Claimed to be from a fraternity.
7. Claimed to be in college when I was still in high school.
8. Claimed alcohol was mine when a dorm got raided.
9. Watched the Bridges of Madison County voluntarily

[Edited on 1-15-2005 by Warriorbird]

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

<9. Watched the Bridges of Madison County voluntarily >

Please turn in your man card.

[Artha]

9. Watched the Bridges of Madison County voluntarily

I think this lets you claim martyr status.

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
<9. Watched the Bridges of Madison County voluntarily >

Please turn in your man card.

According to sub-chapter S, if the woman is hot enough he has a one time exemption and may retain his card, so long as he didn't enjoy the film and/or got some action out of it.

[Toxicvixen]

And they say you don't have a handbook! ;)

[Artha]

It's more like a manual.

That might work on Wisconsin girls.

But shut up, you know nothing about real women.

it works on the women that aren't angry at life.

[Trinitis]

Actually..its more of a set of loosely followed rules.. A guideline..if you will.

[4a6c1]

:lol:

this thread rox

but...

I'm soooo not telling the embarressing ones that didnt work

[Jolena]

Oddly enough, I've never lied to a man to try to get with him. Go figure. :lol2:

[Eiderfleur]

Only thing that I can remember right now is when I was around 20 or 21 I went round to this bloke's house, his mom was away for a week or something.

We had been flirting with eachother for sooooo long but he just was too shy to take things further, and me being the "older" woman (Ok it was only a year older but still) took things into my own hands.

I, also didn't wanna be too too pushy, we bought some alcopops (Wine cooler type things, but stronger) and I used to get drunk quite easily back in the days I used to drink.

So anyway we start drinking these bottles and I'm feeling rather tipsy, however, I am not feeling quite as drunk as I made out to be.

Somehow we managed to get into a "wrestle" which led to him snogging me, and we then spent about 6 hours shagging.... Obviously this was when I was younger, these days I can barely manage 30 seconds before I'm pooped! :lol:

[Kuyuk]

I'd say I watched Object of my Affection, but after the Bridges comment, I'm saying nothing.


I once posted here on the PC in hopes to lure HN into privately u2u'ing with me for hours(minutes[well, maybe less than a minute]).


K.

[Jolena]

<< which led to him snogging me,>>>

I'm really kinda skerred to ask, but what the HELL is snogging?!

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Jolena
<< which led to him snogging me,>>>

I'm really kinda skerred to ask, but what the HELL is snogging?!


Thats what I was wondering, but I'm scared of the answer. It might just be better NOT to know.

[The Cat In The Hat]

:shrug: I can't recall ever doing anything to meet or hang out with someone that I wouldn't normally do.

[Xenostrus]

Im sorry but i've never gone out my way just to meet a girl. Its usually the opposite, meaning i've gone out my way to avoid a few. I do however, like to draw attention to myself so that when I approach a girl it seems like im doing her a favor by talking to her. No im not conceited, im just confident!!

[Ilvane]

Snogging=Making out, kissing for those British types.

-A

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat

Originally posted by Jolena
<< which led to him snogging me,>>>

I'm really kinda skerred to ask, but what the HELL is snogging?!


Thats what I was wondering, but I'm scared of the answer. It might just be better NOT to know.

Silly Americans!

As Ilvane just mentioned it just means making out, french kissing, tonsil tennis, swapping spit, eating face.... etc etc etc.


:P

[Skeeter]

I find excessive alcohol and a reliable date rape drug do wonders




j/k :heart: the ladies

[Ilvane]

Mmm, nothing like a good snog.

:P

Woohoo!

-A:loveu:

[Edited on 1-16-2005 by Ilvane]

[Fengus]

I act like I don't care, this most often does the job. If that doesn't work, I act like I do care, this always succeeds where the former fails.

If neither of them work, you have to work on technique.

[Ilvane]

I once tutored for an English lit class because the guy who needed the tutoring was hot..didn't get me anywhere though, and basically, he was as dumb as a rock.

-A

[Latrinsorm]

Went to a youth group (a lot). That Jesus, what a trickster. Looking back, I probably should have tried saying more than 0 words to her.

edit: What's with the discrimination in the thread title? :grouphug:

[Edited on 1-16-2005 by Latrinsorm]

Recently: Doing evil backstabbing things while I'm home so that my sister, in the long run, would bring a certain friend of hers over to my house.

[Jolena]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Went to a youth group (a lot). That Jesus, what a trickster. Looking back, I probably should have tried saying more than 0 words to her.

edit: What's with the discrimination in the thread title? :grouphug:

[Edited on 1-16-2005 by Latrinsorm]

lol I doubt it was meant as discrimination but perhaps the thread author would only like to hear about heterosexual couples? if not perhaps it was a mishap?

[Hulkein]

Heh, the old friends sister / sisters friend.

"Yeah man, you should just have a party and let some people stay there afterwards.

Your sister is gonna be there, right?" :D

[DeV]

I've never gone out of my way to meet a girl but I have driven over 2 hours to Terra Haute, IN to hang out with this hot ass chick who went to school there whom I'd met in Chicago. The finest/hottest/lustiest girl I've ever shagged. When I got to her place I was acting nonchalant because I knew she was probably used to girls and I'm sure guys too being all over her shit. She was just getting out of the shower(which I still think she planned that) and proceeded to walk around in her robe for a while before we went out so I played it cool. Turned out, she was all over me because she wasn't used to *my style* she called it but she loved it.

Little did she know I might make the initial move but I wait for the girl to make the second move before I d anything more so I don't end up wasting my time. Worked like a charm.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
What's with the discrimination in the thread title? :grouphug:



If you stop looking for discrimination in everything, maybe the world would be a better place. None was intended, but of course we have to all need a love in because I didn't say "Things you've done to meet a person/mammal/bird/reptile/alien of the same/opposite/both/uni/ sex.

It was light hearted, until the overly sensitive hippy came in.

[4a6c1]

I have to admit, I've never done something silly to get with an alien. Green is just weird. Call my racist. :shrug:

[Warriorbird]

"9. Watched the Bridges of Madison County voluntarily "

She was hot. I got action. She talked commitment the following week. I fled.

Hmm.

Oh yes.

10. Telling her her long distance boyfriend comes first. Assuring her that we'll handle the situation. Telling her that I cared about their relationship.

[Ralimar]

Once I gave a speech in a public speaking class about how I was told I had chlamydia. And somehow, that worked wonders....

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
It was light hearted, until the overly sensitive hippy came in. Dude, I was being light-hearted. :?:

[Edaarin]

Pretended to be interested in what she was saying.

[Ralimar]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Pretended to be interested in what she was saying.

That doesn't count! Like women every say anything interesting in the first place...

[Sean]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Pretended to be interested in what she was saying.

Liar you and I know you've done and seen a lot worse just to pick up a chick with mono.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Xenostrus
Im sorry but i've never gone out my way just to meet a girl. Its usually the opposite...

So you go out of your way to meet a boy?
Cool...

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