Hoodies: Help me rock niggaz this late autumn/winter.

[Stanley Burrell]

Hey party people, how's it hanging?

So, I need a full-zip hoodie, made of wool (preferably handmade by indentured children working as feudal serfs out of some random country in Asia) that is warm as shit (probably listed as a jacket. Whatever) and is in the price range of up to ~$200 (I probably will want to spend a bit more because I intend to machine wash-and-dry it so that it shrinks a bit and have it be more sturdy due to aforementioned parenthesized feudal serfs) and is bangin'.

Love you, especially you.

– S.B./Ben G.

[Methais]

What?

[Stanley Burrell]

I just want a nice warm hoodie. They're like my fucking babies, mang. That I want to sex.

[Gelston]

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.352203833.6467/ra,unisex_hoodie_mens,x3050,royal_blue,front-c,652,605,750,1000-bg,f8f8f8.lite-1u1.jpg

[Orthin]

Ocean one from Rockport MA has some soft as heck hoodies.

Soulstice also in Rockport MA has hoodies and zips that stupid soft but these are fairly thin where Oceans have the standard warmth associated with a good hoodie.

Both should have online shops

[Allereli]

just get a fucking Old Navy Performance Fleece ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9H3Smmja0Q

[Fallen]

Get the 10 year hoodie. I love mine.

[Steve]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/09/eb/a0/09eba01c36d089a9fa77d2ab57ac858a--flying-pig-ugly-christmas-sweater.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/09/eb/a0/09eba01c36d089a9fa77d2ab57ac858a--flying-pig-ugly-christmas-sweater.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/v9XFS8u.jpg



Basically I want some shit like this (http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524447142 774&site_refer=EML3348TRIGTRAN). But I'm not paying $400 in government-issued greenbacks for it.

[leifastagsweed]

It's not wool, but it's warm and nubby and I lurv mine that I got in the Seattle airport Sub Pop store.

https://subpop-img.s3.amazonaws.com/asset/productable_images/attachments/000/006/589/square_300/logo-hoodie-black.jpg?1478041204 (https://megamart.subpop.com/tshirts/sub_pop/zip_logo_left_black_w_white)

[Taernath]

Carhartt makes some really warm stuff, but your example is like... opposite direct of that.

[SonoftheNorth]

https://sep.yimg.com/ay/villagestreetwear/confederate-rebel-flag-all-over-adult-hoodie-51.jpg

[Kobold]

https://sep.yimg.com/ay/villagestreetwear/confederate-rebel-flag-all-over-adult-hoodie-51.jpg

You have to wonder will there be a decreased propensity for you to get shot as a black man if you wearing this? At least, there would be confusion by a cop.

[SonoftheNorth]

You have to wonder will there be a decreased propensity for you to get shot as a black man if you wearing this? At least, there would be confusion by a cop.

Nah they'll still shoot

[drauz]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31Du3+6TZbL._AC_US200_.jpg

https://www.amazon.com/Heavyweight-Sherpa-Lined-Fleece-Hoodie-Jackets/dp/B01L32JU36/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1504912582&sr=8-1&keywords=hoodie+with+fleece+lining

Just search amazon for fleece/sherpa lined hoodie

[Methais]

You have to wonder will there be a decreased propensity for you to get shot as a black man if you wearing this? At least, there would be confusion by a cop.

Black people should take back the Confederacy and start doing this. And make it to where it's only racist if white people wear it.

[Stanley Burrell]

Black people should take back the Confederacy and start doing this. And make it to where it's only racist if white people wear it.

Yes.


Still looking for help on typing "wool-blend" into a search browser and not paying a gazillion dollars

[Warriorbird]

Yes.


Still looking for help on typing "wool-blend" into a search browser and not paying a gazillion dollars

You'll still pay a fair amount.

http://www.chromeindustries.com/product/merino-wool-cobra-hoodie/AP-111.html

Cheaper, not wool, but also warm:

https://www.llbean.com/llb/shop/80658?feat=907-GN3&page=katahdin-iron-works-heavyweight-hooded-sweatshirt-traditional-fit&csp=f

http://www.stio.com/mens-wilcox-fleece-hoodie

Apart from that just look for fully sherpa lined stuff (this means the sleeves too... unlike the previous example). My other favorite cheaper hoodie isn't available any more but is that. I think it was like $35 on last Black Friday. Something like this would probably work though I don't own one like those others.

https://www.amazon.com/Independent-Trading-Sherpa-Full-Zip-Sweatshirt/dp/B002I6N9IY

[RichardCranium]

May I suggest:


http://i1381.photobucket.com/albums/ah212/Adam_May/hoodie_zps5wcdwrzo.jpg

[audioserf]

Facebook ads keep pitching me this thing and I'm kind of intrigued: http://www.american-giant.com/the-classic-full-zip/

[Stanley Burrell]

How do I make the Internet send me a "wool-blend" knitted hoodie without selling my left pelota?

[Neveragain]

How do I make the Internet send me a "wool-blend" knitted hoodie without selling my left pelota?

Why would you want wool? You smell like a wet dog whenever it gets wet.

[Gelston]

Hipsters.

[Latrinsorm]

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0044/0002/products/KINAhoodyFRONT_ab63f52d-f4e6-4c32-96dd-35b29b3fcfc2_1024x1024.jpg

only available in XXS :( (https://kinagrannis.myshopify.com/collections/apparel/products/kg-hoodie)

[Gelston]

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0044/0002/products/KINAhoodyFRONT_ab63f52d-f4e6-4c32-96dd-35b29b3fcfc2_1024x1024.jpg

only available in XXS :( (https://kinagrannis.myshopify.com/collections/apparel/products/kg-hoodie)

You wear XXS?

[Methais]

Yes.

[img]https://sep.yimg.com/ay/villagestreetwear/zip-up-confederate-rebel-flag-all-over-hoodie-1.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Why would you want wool? You smell like a wet dog whenever it gets wet.

Eh, it's just my thing I'm currently OCD'ing about. That I will be stylin' on mofoz with.


Yes
.

https://sep.yimg.com/ay/villagestreetwear/zip-up-confederate-rebel-flag-all-over-hoodie-1.jpg

Oh. Too true.

[Stanley Burrell]

Hipsters.

#1 Stop being Tisket in your avatar, you confusing man.

B) This is pretty hipster – Hipster (http://www.threecranesgallery.com/winter-wear/wool-hoodies/mens-wool-hoodies/) – And I'm wondering if I should get an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL so that it can shrink in the wash + dryer and I don't have to go to the dry cleaners.

Y'all muh'fuckaz have been pretty darn helpful though. Kudos.

[Gelston]

#1 Stop being Tisket in your avatar, you confusing man.

B) This is pretty hipster – Hipster (http://www.threecranesgallery.com/winter-wear/wool-hoodies/mens-wool-hoodies/) – And I'm wondering if I should get an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL so that it can shrink in the wash + dryer and I don't have to go to the dry cleaners.

Y'all muh'fuckaz have been pretty darn helpful though. Kudos.

#1 No.
B) No.

[Tisket]

#1 Stop being Tisket in your avatar, you confusing man.

His use of "my" avatar makes me feel represented here so, even though I don't post often, it feels like I do.

I count that as a win for me.

[drauz]

His use of "my" avatar makes me feel represented here so, even though I don't post often, it feels like I do.

I count that as a win for me.

It feels like you've stolen his avatar at this point.

[Tisket]

It feels like you've stolen his avatar at this point.

lol

[Gelston]

lol

lol

If Tisket ever told me to remove it, I would.

[Drazaan]

Wool, Made in China, and near $200:
https://wool.minus33.com/kodiak-expedition-wool-full-zip-hoody/700/product/

This company formerly produced a midweight wool hoody that's on clearance currently if you are a S, M, or L and suddenly believe you should only spend $100.
https://wool.minus33.com/clearance-kodiak-midweight-wool-full-zip-hoody/700clearance/product/

[drauz]

Wool, Made in China, and near $200:
https://wool.minus33.com/kodiak-expedition-wool-full-zip-hoody/700/product/

This company formerly produced a midweight wool hoody that's on clearance currently if you are a S, M, or L and suddenly believe you should only spend $100.
https://wool.minus33.com/clearance-kodiak-midweight-wool-full-zip-hoody/700clearance/product/

If you pay that much for a hoodie you're a retard.

[Gelston]

If you pay that much for a hoodie you're a retard.

I have to agree. I've never paid more than like $40 for a hoodie.

[Drazaan]

I have to agree. I've never paid more than like $40 for a hoodie.

It seems like a lot of money for a hoody to me as well. Though if this is how OP gets his jollies, I'm not going to get in the way of that. I can think of several times I've spent money on things even less temporal and less useful before.

[Gelston]

It seems like a lot of money for a hoody to me as well. Though if this is how OP gets his jollies, I'm not going to get in the way of that. I can think of several times I've spent money on things even less temporal and less useful before.

Gemstone IV subscriptions?

[Taernath]

If you pay that much for a hoodie you're a retard.

Value is subjective.

[drauz]

Value is subjective.

I stand by my statement.

[Methais]

lol

If Tisket ever told me to remove it, I would.

Me too.

https://i.elitestatic.com/content/uploads/2015/04/15174400/tumblr_inline_muolt4lDhB1rfz01q.gif

[MotleyCrew]

8825

[Methais]

8825

Go with this. It will change your life.

[Stanley Burrell]

Three Wolves

I can't. I'm just not worthy.

[Methais]

I can't. I'm just not worthy.

We have deemed you worthy. Therefore you must.

BUT THOU MUST!

http://i.imgur.com/kmkJ0Me.gif

[Tisket]

8825

You complete me.

[Stanley Burrell]

We have deemed you worthy. Therefore you must.

BUT THOU MUST!

http://i.imgur.com/kmkJ0Me.gif

Thou? Thou! Thou! *bounce*-*bounce*

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/438397/397/5/giphy3napT.gif

[Methais]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oz8xSoORgTi6QQuDS/200_s.gif

[MotleyCrew]

Is it weird that I heard that in my head in Mr Garrison's voice?



https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oz8xSoORgTi6QQuDS/200_s.gif

[Stanley Burrell]

…Carhartt…

I went with this. It's pretty baller.

[leifastagsweed]

8829

I saw this hipster at MOX (https://www.moxboardinghouse.com/) yesterday while gaming and I thought of you, SB.

I hope you are in hoodie heaven.

[Taernath]

I went with this. It's pretty baller.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/001/274/brofistcover.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

8829

I saw this hipster at MOX (https://www.moxboardinghouse.com/) yesterday while gaming and I thought of you, SB.

I hope you are in hoodie heaven.

Oh snap.


http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/001/274/brofistcover.jpg

::bump::

So yeah, I also found some full-zip super cheap hoodies by some weird brand called Kamal Ohava (https://www.amazon.com/Kamal-Full-Zip-Fleece-Hoodie-Purple/dp/B01LX6LSIB/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1506368533&sr=8-1&keywords=Kamal+Ohava+hoodies) and I got one of those too. It's A-OK.