Eclipse Glasses

[Tsk Tsk]

So pretty much all the reputable dealers online are sold out but apparently most city libraries are giving away ISO-approved glasses for free if anyone wants to pick up a pair. Eclipse is on the 21st, time will be dependent on where you live obviously.

[Tgo01]

Does this eclipse signify the end of the world? Should I stop paying my car payment?

[Seizer]

Does this eclipse signify the end of the world? Should I stop paying my car payment?

Yes

[SonoftheNorth]

giving away ISO-approved glasses for free

Those were 500 dollar ISO-approved sunglasses asshole.

[Tsk Tsk]

Does this eclipse signify the end of the world? Should I stop paying my car payment?

Look I'm not saying it's the end of the world but... it doesn't look good. https://www.cnet.com/news/he-solar-eclipse-is-nigh-so-is-the-end-of-the-world-sigh/

[drauz]

This is when N. Korea is gonna strike.

[Tsk Tsk]

This is when N. Korea is gonna strike.

Better start building that bunker.

[Gelston]

Through chowder you gain glasses.

[Tgo01]

ROFL. You don't have a car, you mincy fat faggot. They'd have to cut a hole in the floor for the crane to get you out of your parents basement to even get outside, much less fit in a car.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a5/a52dccdeac87cc0482e646ac96c4727824775f51e918085972 40632e3f430b03.jpg

[drauz]

ROFL. You don't have a car, you mincy fat faggot. They'd have to cut a hole in the floor for the crane to get you out of your parents basement to even get outside, much less fit in a car.

Is that like the hole in the wall you visit at the rest stops?

[SonoftheNorth]

ROFL. You don't have a car, you mincy fat faggot. They'd have to cut a hole in the floor for the crane to get you out of your parents basement to even get outside, much less fit in a car.

But you're too scared of him to post from a real account?

[Taernath]

Just watch the eclipse through a telescope like a normal person.

[drauz]

Just watch the eclipse through a telescope like a normal person.

LOL

[subzero]

ROFL. You don't have a car, you mincy fat faggot. They'd have to cut a hole in the floor for the crane to get you out of your parents basement to even get outside, much less fit in a car.

You should stick to what you happen to be good at. It's clearly not whatever you call this.

http://i.imgur.com/zj2s1CO.jpg

[Gelston]

Just watch the eclipse through a telescope like a normal person.

My telescope has a lens for looking at the sun.

[Archigeek]

Or use a welding helmet approved for plasma. None of those auto-darkening ones, cause that won't work.

[Gelston]

Or use a welding helmet approved for plasma. None of those auto-darkening ones, cause that won't work.

NASA actually specifically said welding helmets are not a good idea.

[Archigeek]

NASA actually specifically said welding helmets are not a good idea.

What the hell does NASA know about solar eclipses? Geeze.

This is why I said plasma. It's the modern helmets that auto darken that are no good, or don't get dark enough for plasma. Probably better than anything else you're going to get.

[Gelston]

What the hell does NASA know about solar eclipses? Geeze.

This is why I said plasma. It's the modern helmets that auto darken that are no good, or don't get dark enough for plasma. Probably better than anything else you're going to get.

A PINHOLE IN A BOX MAN

[Tsk Tsk]

If you want to retire a billionaire, invent an eclipse viewing fidget spinner!

[Tgo01]

If you want to retire a billionaire, invent an eclipse viewing fidget spinner!

Why do you hate the world?

[Gelston]

Why do you hate the world?

Those stupid things will be out of style within the next couple years. They'll go the way of pogs.

[Tsk Tsk]

Those stupid things will be out of style within the next couple years. They'll go the way of pogs.

That's why you strike while the iron is hot. People can make a lot of money off short lived fads!

[Tsk Tsk]

Why do you hate the world?

I was trying to give you a billion dollar idea, I think what you were trying to say was "thank you" yeah?

[Stumplicker]

I was trying to give you a billion dollar idea, I think what you were trying to say was "thank you" yeah?

I had an idea like that once. It was called a jump to conclusions mat. You see, it's this mat, right.. and it has different conclusions on it that you can jump to.

[Gelston]

I had an idea like that once. It was called a jump to conclusions mat. You see, it's this mat, right.. and it has different conclusions on it that you can jump to.

Watch out, people swear on these forums.

[Stumplicker]

Watch out, people swear on these forums.

Yes, I saw a thread wherein someone referenced a lady's fanny. I was shocked. SHOCKED.

[Methais]

Those were 500 dollar ISO-approved sunglasses asshole.

http://i.imgur.com/8QmIp.gif?noredirect

[Parkbandit]

I had an idea once.

No one believes this lie.

No one.

[Methais]

No one believes this lie.

No one.

He had an idea that we brutally murdered Warclaidhm.