Skunk-related EZscript Ideas Wanted

[shad0ws0ngs]

Hey all. I wanted a skunk pet for ages and was always frustrated when the pet in a wig and the sewer rat, etc, couldn't be altered into a skunk. I had a shoulder worn parrot that was zesty and fun, for a long time there, but still wanted me a skunk. At EG 3-4 years ago there was a lower tier game pull that was something like "a wad of fur with two glaes eyes" or something like that. It inspected as made from organic materials and had a WEAR/REMOVE EZscript about you putting it on your shoulder. Working with that, I've been making myself a custom skunk pet. But I am out of ideas that would be acceptable and am hoping to get some inspiration. Anything would be great, just to get the ideas flowing. Here is what I have so far:

an onyx-eyed spotted skunk - Small and fat, the unmoving spotted skunk isn't actually spotted. The skunk is covered in soft, black fur interrupted by swirling lines of white, extending from the base of the head to the tip of the tail. The head is almost entirely black, aside from a single white spot on the forehead above glinting onyx eyes. Set around the neck of the small animal is a ornate collar which reads "Delia".


You analyze your spotted skunk and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.

The creator has also provided the following information:

This is an EzScripted item. Some alteration restrictions may apply. It has the following messaging:

wear
1st Person: You perch an onyx-eyed spotted skunk on your shoulder.
3rd Person: Japhrimel perches an onyx-eyed spotted skunk on his shoulder.

remove
1st Person: You remove an onyx-eyed spotted skunk from your shoulder.
3rd Person: Japhrimel removes an onyx-eyed spotted skunk from his shoulder.

push
1st Person: You move to pet your spotted skunk and accidentally squeeze too hard! You find yourself quickly surrounded by a cloud of noxious vapors, the scent reminiscent of sulfur, rotting cabbage, and burning plants.
3rd Person: Japhrimel moves to pet his spotted skunk and appears to accidentally squeeze too hard! He gasps and splutters as he is surrounded by a cloud of noxious vapors, the scent reminiscent of sulfur, rotting cabbage, and burning plants.
Hidden: You hear a gasp and splutter, and detect a noxious scent reminiscent of sulfur, rotting cabbage, and burning plants.

kiss
1st Person: You take your spotted skunk from your shoulder into both hands and raise it overhead! Bringing it back down you shower it in smooches before reluctantly returning it to your shoulder.
3rd Person: Japhrimel takes his spotted skunk in both hands and raises it overhead. He brings it close and showers it with smooches before returning it to his shoulder.

If there is a typo in the above messaging, please ASSIST and request a referral to speak to a GameMaster to fix it. DO NOT BUG or BUGITEM the skunk!

You get no sense of whether or not the skunk may be further lightened.



Info on EZscripts: https://gswiki.play.net/Ezscript

[SonoftheNorth]

The terrorist of the forest.

[barbarous]

Oh hell no. You're going too easy on yourself.

My dogs have been the victim of 35+ (when I started counting in May) skunk strikes in a single year due to the cow across the street dumping a 10 pound bag of cat food out every day at precisely 7PM. You know that tally hatchet? I've kept a tally and so far there have been over 120 skunk strikes (my dogs will defend their territory no matter what, no matter how much I suffer) in about 6 years or so. To date, over 60 skunks have been killed by my dogs. Ever have to pick skunk corpses up and dispose of them? I shit you not, I built a skunk corpse catapult to launch the corpses into the field behind my house so they were far enough away as they decomposed, never, ever,ever burn a skunk corpse. I had a shovel just for their corpses. The worst was when they were skunk bits.

Some words/phrases you need:
retching,
bile,
shuddering,
scrubbing at your nose,
rolling around on the group
red, watering eyes
praying for death to take you
scent will linger forever
throwing away clothes

tickle
1st person:
You take your skunk from your shoulder and foolishly tickle it. The skunk sprays a massive volume of horrifyingly vile smelling mist throughout the area. You roll around on the ground trying to rub the still wet mist that has saturated your clothes off as quickly as possible.
3rd person:
Japhrimel removes the skunk he's wearing on his shoulder and foolishly tickles it! A putrid smell accompanies the mist that sprays out of the skunks back half. You watch as Japhrimel rolls around on the ground trying to get the vile smell from his clothes. (What a tard!)

turn:
1st person
The skunk resting on your shoulder turns and sprays a tiny stream of liquid into your eyes. The horrifying smell is overwhelming. Your eyes burn as you are temporarily blinded!
3rd person
Is that idiot Japhrimel wearing a skunk on his shoulder? The skunk turns around and sprays a stead stream of fluid into his eyes. Japhrimel staggers around trying to clear his reddened eyes. That's what he gets for trying to make a skunk into a pet.

(You may wish to clean them up, these ideas were generated while resting from a hunt and typed up in ~ 10 minutes)