Gelston's lack of a cock

[Luftstreitkräfte]

Discuss.

[Wrathbringer]

lol

[Taernath]

@Gelston

[Gelston]

Well, this came out of no where.

[Mogonis]

Well, this came out of no where.
http://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/03/11/63593317527600369584479854_Michael%20title.png

[Tgo01]

Well, this came out of no where.

How did you find this thread with no tagging feature?

[Gelston]

How did you find this thread with no tagging feature?

Taernath tagged me duh.

I want to know why Luft is so obsessed with my dick.

[Ososis]

Considering you gave me neg rep 2 days ago and signed it as Gelston, you probably shouldn't throw cock stones.

[SHAFT]

Well, this came out of no where.

Apparently you have no cock. Care to explain?

[Gelston]

Apparently you have no cock. Care to explain?

I do not have a chicken farm and have no need for a rooster.

[SHAFT]

I do not have a chicken farm and have no need for a rooster.

Sal Governale one time was hypnotized and thought his cock was gone. Maybe this happened to you? Have you been to a hypnotist recently?

[Gelston]

Sal Governale one time was hypnotized and thought his cock was gone. Maybe this happened to you? Have you been to a hypnotist recently?

I have not and have never owned a rooster.

[Ososis]

Sal Governale one time was hypnotized and thought his cock was gone. Maybe this happened to you? Have you been to a hypnotist recently?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

[Tgo01]

I want to know why Luft is so obsessed with my dick.

I think he's looking to have a cock fight.

[Androidpk]

It's one of the reasons why the USAF rejected him.

[Gelston]

It's one of the reasons why the USAF rejected him.

Why would anyone that considers themself a man ever try to join the USAF? I sure didn't.

[Taernath]

Why would anyone that considers themself a man ever try to join the USAF? I sure didn't.

You don't know how rough deployments are until the Green Beans in Qatar runs out of skinny mocha lattes.

[Androidpk]

You don't know how rough deployments are until the Green Beans in Qatar runs out of skinny mocha lattes.

Fucking Green Beans. My savior over there but damn did I spend a shitload of money on my daily fixes.

[Androidpk]

Why would anyone that considers themself a man ever try to join the USAF? I sure didn't.

For men that don't like authority I guess.

[Gelston]

You don't know how rough deployments are until the Green Beans in Qatar runs out of skinny mocha lattes.

Thank you for your service.

[subzero]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs

[Taernath]

Thank you for your service.

On point for the Nation

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/70/70/a0/7070a0bce4aa9cc187f05a8c26e166d9--army-facebook.jpg

[Gelston]

Is that motherfucker in the background carrying that M240 by the fucking barrel carrying handle? What a fucking dipshit.

[SonoftheNorth]

Is that motherfucker in the background carrying that M240 by the fucking barrel carrying handle? What a fucking dipshit.

It's probably plastic.

[SashaFierce]

What is this tagging you speak of? I only found this thread because I searched for the word cock.

[Gelston]

What is this tagging you speak of? I only found this thread because I searched for the word cock.

You have to be a PC Plus member to use them.

[Taernath]

Is that motherfucker in the background carrying that M240 by the fucking barrel carrying handle? What a fucking dipshit.

I somehow doubt that's a real world situation.

[Gelston]

I somehow doubt that's a real world situation.

So? You train like you fight and you shouldn't be carrying the weapon like that anyways, training or not. That handle is made to support the weight of the barrel, not the entire weapon.

[SonoftheNorth]

So? You train like you fight and you shouldn't be carrying the weapon like that anyways, training or not.

I don't think they are training either.

[Gelston]

I don't think they are training either.

Yeah, it is probably some realistic airsoft shit. I'm not seeing any mags on fat ass. And I'm not sure wtf is up with that M4's compensater.

[Gelston]

Can't even pull your own weight above a bar. You find your dick yet?

I find my dick multiple times per day. Hey, I do pullups multiple times a day too! Thanks for your concern about my penis.

[SonoftheNorth]

Yeah, it is probably some realistic airsoft shit
This is real though.
http://popularmilitary.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/General-shooting.jpg

[Gelston]

That pic is an Army General too.

[Taernath]

Army Strong, motherfucker

I once went to a range where I had to shoot from the hip. It was pretty cool.

[Gelston]

Army Strong, motherfucker

I once went to a range where I had to shoot from the hip. It was pretty cool.

I qualled with the Department of State before, we had shoots like that. One handed too. One of the funnest ranges ever.

Basically taught us there to turn the barrel up the instant it clears your holster and to move it up towards the center of your chest and then push out. If someone is charging at you with a knife or something, it gives you a better chance of shooting them lots of times.

[Androidpk]

This is real though.
http://popularmilitary.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/General-shooting.jpg


What the fuck kind of grip is that??

[Tgo01]

What the fuck kind of grip is that??

The recoil is just strong.

[SonoftheNorth]

What the fuck kind of grip is that??

I believe its called never held an m9 before but there are cameras on me so I'll fake it.

[Gelston]

I believe its called never held an m9 before but there are cameras on me so I'll fake it.

The guy is a 1 star I think? I can't remember, I know he is a flag officer though. He damn sure should have fired one before. Many times.

[Gelston]

He is actually a 3 star. Here he is...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrell_K._Williams

Life long logistics officer, that explains it.

[SonoftheNorth]

He damn sure should have fired one before. Many times.

The picture has determined that is a lie.

[Gelston]

The picture has determined that is a lie.

No, it just means he sucked at it every time. Dude has a combat badge, but in Iraq they used to give that shit away like candy.

[Tgo01]

No, it just means he sucked at it every time. Dude has a combat badge, but in Iraq they used to give that shit away like candy.

Not sure when he become a 3 star general but I'm assuming he's been a high rank for a while now. Would someone of that high of rank actually fire a gun in a real combat situation?

[Taernath]

Not sure when he become a 3 star general but I'm assuming he's been a high rank for a while now. Would someone of that high of rank actually fire a gun in a real combat situation?

No, and almost no one fires pistols in combat anyway.

The badge was probably from a mortar landing somewhere within a mile of him, I guess he was a quartermaster officer for almost all of his career.

[Androidpk]

Not sure when he become a 3 star general but I'm assuming he's been a high rank for a while now. Would someone of that high of rank actually fire a gun in a real combat situation?

You probably wouldn't see them on the front lines but during (some) deployments (some) generals will carry a handgun on them.

[Mogonis]

This made me think of Theon Greyjoy, which lead me to this. You're welcome. Thread over.

http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/96/42/f560ef0211f7a6c8e4386033e1628fc6.gif

[Gelston]

Not sure when he become a 3 star general but I'm assuming he's been a high rank for a while now. Would someone of that high of rank actually fire a gun in a real combat situation?

Nah man, to be honest, the only people that are really shooters are Cpls and below. Above that rank, you're really just directing fires. In a conventional unit anyways. SOC and shit are totally different.


You probably wouldn't see them on the front lines but during (some) deployments (some) generals will carry a handgun on them.

They are required to in combat zones.

[Androidpk]

Nah man, to be honest, the only people that are really shooters are Cpls and below. Above that rank, you're really just directing fires. In a conventional unit anyways. SOC and shit are totally different.



They are required to in combat zones.

Dunno if it still is but when I was there Qatar was considered a combat zone :lol2:

[Gelston]

Dunno if it still is but when I was there Qatar was considered a combat zone :lol2:

Combat or Hazardous Duty?

[Androidpk]

Combat or Hazardous Duty?

Combat

[Taernath]

Combat or Hazardous Duty?

They're "combat" zones for tax purposes, but don't get combat patches or ribbons or whatever.

[Gelston]

They're "combat" zones for tax purposes, but don't get combat patches or ribbons or whatever.

Mmm... You still get the GWoT Expeditionary, at least, I did when I was on the 13th MEU. For Iraq and Afghan, you have to actually go into those places.

[Tgo01]

They're "combat" zones for tax purposes, but don't get combat patches or ribbons or whatever.

Tax purposes? What?

[Taernath]

Mmm... You still get the GWoT Expeditionary, at least, I did when I was on the 13th MEU. For Iraq and Afghan, you have to actually go into those places.

I'm talking actual campaign ribbons. Afghanistan, Iraq, etc. GWOT and GWOTEM are door prizes.


Tax purposes? What?

TAX FREE BABYYYYYYY

[Gelston]

I'm talking actual campaign ribbons. Afghanistan, Iraq, etc. GWOT and GWOTEM are door prizes.



TAX FREE BABYYYYYYY

Service is a door prize, Expeditionary is a campaign medal. A lot of people didn't get it. Expeditionary is all there was before Iraq and Afghan Campaign medals. After they made those it was hard as fuck to get a EM.

[Tgo01]

TAX FREE BABYYYYYYY

Like income taxes for the soldiers stationed there or something?

[Taernath]

Service is a door prize, Expeditionary is a campaign medal. A lot of people didn't get it. Expeditionary is all there was before Iraq and Afghan Campaign medals. After they made those it was hard as fuck to get a EM.

I got (another) one when I was in Bosnia. It's 100% a door prize. Go to its wiki page and look at how many countries it can be awarded in.

[Gelston]

Like income taxes for the soldiers stationed there or something?

Yes, up to paygrade E9. If you make over what an E9 makes, that becomes taxed. Only like Majors and above and like CWO4s make more than E9s though.

[Gelston]

I got (another) one when I was in Bosnia. It's 100% a door prize. Go to its wiki page and look at how many countries it can be awarded in.

I'm saying, you have to actually deploy to get it. GWoT service, you can sit on your fat ass in CONUS and get it.

[Taernath]

I'm saying, you have to actually deploy to get it. GWoT service, you can sit on your fat ass in CONUS and get it.

No, I was TDY in Bosnia with SFOR for 6 months and got it.

[Gelston]

No, I was TDY in Bosnia with SFOR for 6 months and got it.

Yes, that is how you get an EM. I'm saying the SM you get for doing nothing. The Expeditionary is a Campaign Medal, the SM is a service Medal, like the NDSM or the KDSM.

[Taernath]

Yes, that is how you get an EM. I'm saying the SM you get for doing nothing. The Expeditionary is a Campaign Medal, the SM is a service Medal, like the NDSM or the KDSM.

Maybe Marines call things differently over there, but in the Army it's not considered a campaign medal. It was replaced in some instances BY a campaign medal, but is not one itself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:United_States_campaign_medals

[Gelston]

Maybe Marines call things differently over there, but in the Army it's not considered a campaign medal. It was replaced in some instances BY a campaign medal, but is not one itself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:United_States_campaign_medals

Actually, it is considered an "expeditionary" medal, heh, like it is called. Still above a service medal and it is a valid medal for being allowed into the VFW. And all I was saying is that you actually have to go somewhere to get it, as opposed to the GWoTSM where you just get it automatically 90 or whatever days after you get out of training.

In the Marine Corps, it was hard as fuck to get a GWoTEM because we generally never went to GWoT areas without going into Iraq or Afghan, and if you get the OIF/OEF... You don't get the GWoTEM.

[Androidpk]

I have both IIRC

[Tisket]

Why does Luftstrekrafte have such a crush on Gelston lately?

It's so cute.

[drauz]

Why does Luftstrekrafte have such a crush on Gelston lately?

It's so cute.

He wants the D.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/10StgCTJDGjROE/giphy.gif

[Methais]

Why does Luftstrekrafte have such a crush on Gelston lately?

It's so cute.


https://youtu.be/LEG4bAPg_6Q

[MotleyCrew]

Why does Luftstrekrafte have such a crush on Gelston lately?

It's so cute.

Got bored with photoshopping his 'family' pictures? :shrug:

[Tisket]

Got bored with photoshopping his 'family' pictures? :shrug:

hahaha

[Gelston]

I have both IIRC

You should... Everyone that gets out of training gets the service medal and you sat around collecting money in Qatar for over 30 days so yeah.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

Apparently you have no cock. Care to explain?

We want answers.

[Methais]

We want answers.

But first we must know why you want to know anything at all about any other guy's dong.

[subzero]

But first we must know why you want to know anything at all about any other guy's dong.

^

[Luftstreitkräfte]

But first we must know why you want to know anything at all about any other guy's dong.

/thread

[Methais]

Know who else has no dick?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iFIta3DR11A/UykGit0NNAI/AAAAAAAAKbU/0RKyrYZoAH0/s1600/walter-peck.png

At least that's what I heard.

[Taernath]

@WalterPeck

[Luftstreitkräfte]

we must know why you want to know anything at all about any other guy's dong.

2 posts later


Know who else has no dick?

At least that's what I heard.

eek?

ya done goofed

[Methais]

2 posts later



eek?

I can't control what I hear man!


ya done goofed

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1bjpX1yEKrk/hqdefault.jpg

[Tisket]

In honor of Gelston's birthday, I am bumping this thread.

Happy birthday, you cockless bastard!

[Wrathbringer]

In honor of Gelston's birthday, I am bumping this thread.

Happy birthday, you cockless bastard!

Hahahahahahaha lol

[Methais]

Can't have a birthday without a cake.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/DihuHpYM39plblglJjcA47De_400.jpg

[subzero]

Can't have a birthday without a cake.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/DihuHpYM39plblglJjcA47De_400.jpg

Hahaha... wow. Haven't seen that one before.