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Gelston
07-20-2017, 03:26 PM
BEREA, OH – The Cleveland Browns are looking to be anything more than an embarrassment this season, and with Brock Osweiler at quarterback, the team is looking for someone they can hand the ball of too.

They may have found their guy.

According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter, the Browns and OJ Simpson have agreed to terms on a 2-year contract worth 14 million, with 5 million of that money guaranteed.

“We thought we’d take a stab at it, new Browns GM Sashi Brown told reporters after news broke. “We’ve gone over the film and the guy is obviously talented.”

The veteran Simspon will join a backfield that includes Isiah Crowell and Duke Johnson, who will likely take most of the first or second down snaps.

“He’s not to good when it comes to first or seconds chances, so we think he’ll be a crucial third down back for us, Brown added.”
“He doesn’t use firepower, but can really knife through the defense to get those short-yard pickups”

According to Schefter, Simpson’s contract has numerous incentives including Pro-Bowl appearances, Super Bowl appearances (LOL), any runs longer than the one he had in his Broncos, and the ability to not murder anyone.

After the announcement, Simpson, now 70, spoke with reporters saying, “I may be old, but no defense scares me. I’ve been a part of the best defense in history, this is child’s play.”

http://dailysnark.com/breaking-cleveland-browns-sign-rb-oj-simpson-2-year-deal-worth-14-million/

Wrathbringer
07-20-2017, 03:28 PM
This is retarded.

Gelston
07-20-2017, 03:36 PM
This is retarded.

You are a gay homosexual.

beldannon5
07-20-2017, 03:51 PM
that is redundant

Wrathbringer
07-20-2017, 03:52 PM
I think gay homosexual is like a double negative, actually means "straight".

Gelston
07-20-2017, 03:53 PM
I think gay homosexual is like a double negative, actually means "straight".

Gay means happy, stop being so homophobic.

Wrathbringer
07-20-2017, 03:54 PM
Gay means happy, stop being so homophobic.

So you're calling me a happy homo?

Gelston
07-20-2017, 03:55 PM
So you're calling me a happy homo?

Yes, it would appear that is what has occurred.

Wrathbringer
07-20-2017, 04:03 PM
Yes, it would appear that is what has occurred.

I've been called worse, although not in a retarded thread like this one.

Gelston
07-20-2017, 04:05 PM
I've been called worse, although not in a retarded thread like this one.

You're retarded too.

Wrathbringer
07-20-2017, 04:08 PM
Not this retarded.

Gelston
07-20-2017, 04:12 PM
Not this retarded.

You are tsa'ah level retarded.

Gelston
07-20-2017, 04:12 PM
I'm bored. You're boring. I'm going to go play video games.

Wrathbringer
07-20-2017, 04:27 PM
I'm bored. You're boring. I'm going to go play video games.

Boredom sets into the boring mind.