Is time travel possible? Are PCs really better than Macs? What's hiding in Area 51?

[Tsk Tsk]

Well?

[Gelston]

We are all travelling through time. Yes. Toxic waste that is leaking up from the ground causing the base to be closed.

[Taernath]

yes, yes, yes

[Tsk Tsk]

We are all travelling through time. Yes. Toxic waste that is leaking up from the ground causing the base to be closed.

Yeah but what about backwards? Then forward again?

Oh.

You're toxic waste. *You're *a *ho

[Gelston]

Yeah but what about backwards? Then forward again?

Oh.

You're toxic waste. *You're *a *ho

No. One way.

Yeah.

You're a basic ho.

[Tsk Tsk]

No. One way.

Yeah.

You're a basic ho.

I bet you're real fun at parties :rah:

[Gelston]

I bet you're real fun at parties :rah:

I'M THE ONE THAT THROWS THE PARTIES

[Tsk Tsk]

I'M THE ONE THAT THROWS THE PARTIES

Only crawfish and lost jerseys show up to them though.

[Erous]

Only crawfish and lost jerseys show up to them though.

Ehlohehl

[Gelston]

Only crawfish and lost jerseys show up to them though.

You're just mad because you're never invited.

[Tsk Tsk]

http://i.imgur.com/3QEBGj0.jpg

This is what your parties look like.

[Gelston]

http://i.imgur.com/3QEBGj0.jpg

This is what your parties look like.

I'd rather throw that party than invite you, ho!

[Tsk Tsk]

I'd rather throw that party than invite you, ho!

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduQ3OiH7kZQj3a0/giphy-facebook_s.jpg

[Gelston]

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19989602_1613419592054646_4207676363397711970_n.jp g?oh=9ab3c6de751f5441896374578fa33b29&oe=5A11DF94

[Tsk Tsk]

Back on topic.

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder145/500x/64263145/ancient-aliens-jun-maeda-time-travel.jpg

[Gelston]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/b9/b9dd077f417ec0ce46897be09390aad669d5d428ab7a7b82d3 9caac80be34e91.jpg

[Kronius]

Back on topic.



Trick question?

[Tsk Tsk]

Trick question?

No bamboozle here.

[drauz]

Looking at the stars is sort like time traveling. You can see light from billions of years ago.

[Taernath]

Looking at the stars is sort like time traveling. You can see light from billions of years ago.

The star Vega used to be our pole star in 12000 BC, and will be again in ~13000 AD.

https://m.popkey.co/574b46/WxVke.gif

[rolfard]

Well?

I think about this a lot

[Tisket]

Only crawfish and lost jerseys show up to them though.

You win this thread (and maybe the whole PC.)

[rolfard]

http://i.imgur.com/3QEBGj0.jpg

This is what your parties look like.

My new favorite party

[Gelston]

You win this thread (and maybe the whole PC.)

Tisket the suck up. Wtf.

[Tisket]

I'm from 2472.

[Tisket]

Tisket the suck up. Wtf.

Go back to your party of one.

[Gelston]

Go back to your party of one.

Your parties are so lame you don't even attend them.

[Tisket]

Your parties are so lame you don't even attend them.

Yes, I'm too cool for my own parties.

[Gelston]

Yes, I'm too cool for my own parties.

BUT NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR MINE!

[Tisket]

We've perfected a portable cloaking device in the future. Me and a bunch of friends attend your parties just to laugh at your empty friendless parties. Especially when you dance all alone.

[Gelston]

We've perfected a portable cloaking device in the future. Me and a bunch of friends attend your parties just to laugh at your empty friendless parties. Especially when you dance all alone.

Theres not really any dancing at my parties. Mostly just a bunch of us chilling and drinking and eating.

[Tisket]

Keep on telling your fabrications.

Also, you masturbate too much. Damn cloaking devices need to filter that shit out.

[Gelston]

Keep on telling your fabrications.

Also, you masturbate too much. Damn cloaking devices need to filter that shit out.

I only do that when I know you're there. Newsflash, your cloaking device doesn't work. We just pretend it does.

[Tisket]

lol

[Androidpk]

Also, you masturbate too much.

Is he loud?

[drauz]

Theres not really any dancing at my parties. Mostly just a bunch of us chilling and drinking and eating.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/vmf6n2OKTRqxi/giphy.gif

[Gelston]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/vmf6n2OKTRqxi/giphy.gif

We do have a Jimmy Jr in the group, yes.

[Tisket]

Is he loud?

Well, if I was in another room I wouldn't have to press my ear to the wall to hear him.

[Gelston]

Well, if I was in another room I wouldn't have to press my ear to the wall to hear him.

But you still would anyways.

[Tisket]

But you still would anyways.

Well, I'm cloaked so I wouldn't leave the room at all. Duh.

[drauz]

But you still would anyways.

I bet she joins in.

[Androidpk]

:lol:

[Tisket]

I bet she joins in.

You don't know me!!

[drauz]

You don't know me!!

Doesn't deny it!

[subzero]

I only do that when I know you're there. Newsflash, your cloaking device doesn't work. We just pretend it does.

This is where I would insert a pic/clip from a movie where some nerd presses up against a hallway to cloak himself/become invisible when someone (hot girl maybe?) walks past, but I can't remember the movie. Or the people in it. I feel like it was the dude that played McLovin, but I dunno. It's now annoying the shit out of me.

[Tisket]

All I got out of this thread is that Gelston masturbates with his "friends" while pretending there is an invisible girl watching.

[Astray]

All I got out of this thread is that Gelston masturbates with his "friends" while pretending there is an invisible girl watching.

Ha ha, what a weirdo, am I right?

[drauz]

This is where I would insert a pic/clip from a movie where some nerd presses up against a hallway to cloak himself/become invisible when someone (hot girl maybe?) walks past, but I can't remember the movie. Or the people in it. I feel like it was the dude that played McLovin, but I dunno. It's now annoying the shit out of me.

One of my favorite comedies, Grandma's Boy. Games, weed, and comedy. The trifecta.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-ho9L4Jazw

[WRoss]

Yeah but what about backwards? Then forward again?


The astronauts on the ISS are traveling through time slower than we are. The miners in WV at the bottom of a coal mine are travelling through time faster than we are. What do you think about that?

[subzero]

One of my favorite comedies, Grandma's Boy. Games, weed, and comedy. The trifecta.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-ho9L4Jazw

Yes! I knew someone around here would have the answer.

[Tsk Tsk]

The astronauts on the ISS are traveling through time slower than we are. The miners in WV at the bottom of a coal mine are travelling through time faster than we are. What do you think about that?

I think I need to get on the ISS!

[Gelston]

I think I need to get on the ISS!

They don't have much use for philosophy majors in space.

[subzero]

"HERE IS YOUR PARTICIPATION TROPHY! - Parkbandit - tyrant-201"

I mean... you DO realize that I can see who sent rep and there's no point in trying to be someone else, right?

[tyrant-201]

"HERE IS YOUR PARTICIPATION TROPHY! - Parkbandit - tyrant-201"

I mean... you DO realize that I can see who sent rep and there's no point in trying to be someone else, right?

I do realize that, but people were trying to ban me for doing it. Thus I will continue!

[Neveragain]

"HERE IS YOUR PARTICIPATION TROPHY! - Parkbandit - tyrant-201"

I mean... you DO realize that I can see who sent rep and there's no point in trying to be someone else, right?

One of my favorite things about being a dad was when one of the kids would throw a tantrum, pause to see if anyone was watching, then I would point and laugh at them and watch them throw themselves to the floor. Good times.

Give Tyrant some time, he will get over it.

[tyrant-201]

One of my favorite things about being a dad was when one of the kids would throw a tantrum, pause to see if anyone was watching, then I would point and laugh at them and watch them throw themselves to the floor. Good times.

Give Tyrant some time, he will get over it.

Sounds like you're a great dad. Keep it up, you'll have the next columbine shooter on your hands.

[Neveragain]

Sounds like you're a great dad. Keep it up, you'll have the next columbine shooter on your hands.

It worked great, they stopped throwing tantrums by age 3, how old are you again?

[tyrant-201]

It worked great, they stopped throwing tantrums by age 3, how old are you again?

Continue to point and laugh at your kids when they have problems. Seems to be an effective paternal method for you.

[Neveragain]

Continue to point and laugh at your kids when they have problems. Seems to be an effective paternal method for you.

3 college grads and another aspiring to go into the Navy. 0 criminal records.

Tell us more about how to rear children while you continue to kick your feet, it's fun to watch.

[Gelston]

another aspiring to go into the Navy.

So you have a gay son?

[Neveragain]

So you have a gay son?

lol

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Gelston again

[Ashliana]

3 college grads and another aspiring to go into the Navy

It's so sad that you've reproduced. Who on Earth would mate with a troglodyte?

[Neveragain]

It's so sad that you've reproduced. Who on Earth would mate with a troglodyte?

An American Indian.

Why do you hate American Indian women?

[Tsk Tsk]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cf/b1/1b/cfb11b34c1635ea5e307f54ec2d9292b--ancient-aliens-meme-jokes.jpg

[peam]

Girl. you flirting with reactivating.

Just do it.

[Methais]

Well?

http://i.imgur.com/Wt3Ia.gif

[Gelston]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cf/b1/1b/cfb11b34c1635ea5e307f54ec2d9292b--ancient-aliens-meme-jokes.jpg

No.

[Tsk Tsk]

Girl. you flirting with reactivating.

Just do it.

Naw. I love the players but hate the game. I come here when I want my nostalgia fill.

[Gelston]

Naw. I love the players but hate the game. I come here when I want my nostalgia fill.

She is lying. She plays Modus Operandi instead.

[Tsk Tsk]

She is lying. She plays Modus Operandi instead.

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME

[Gelston]

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME

You're not my supervisor!