Bad Quote of the day

I've seen plenty of bad quotes when 'profiling' people in game....yet I haven't seen a thread dedicated to it... so here it is?

off hand I don't have a quote to start it off, so please, someone else, do the honors.

[Varsus]

I like my quote... but since it seems I did not pay simu I can't give it to you.

Summed up:

Warrior: "Roses are red, Violets are blue... Mess with me and Ill kill you."

Empath: "Tap me real fast for a shot of 1106"

Flame Away.

-Varsus

[Eiderfleur]

>profile urgoyl
Name: Urgoyle Stellarax (LOOKING FOR GROUP)
Profession: Butcher
Race: Giant Gender: Male
Age: young and untried (20)
Date of Birth: 3/24/5084
He appears to be young and untried and very tall.
He has twitching crystal blue eyes and pale skin.
He has shoulder length, jet black hair with a white streak running through it.
He has a weathered face and frown lines.
No House affiliation
Master in the Order of Voln
No Guild affiliation
No Deity chosen
Strongest foe vanquished: a fire mage

Quote: "report Lol i kant figure out thsiprofile stuff helplz!1!!"



heheh

[NihilistInc]

Originally posted by Eiderfleur

Quote: "report Lol i kant figure out thsiprofile stuff helplz!1!!"



That's the most un-funny thing I've ever heard.

[/quote]

That's the most un-funny thing I've ever heard. [/quote]

:rofl:mao

[Varsus]

I think its funny!

-Varsus (my quotes were somewhat IG so they can't be that funny)

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by NihilistInc

Originally posted by Eiderfleur

Quote: "report Lol i kant figure out thsiprofile stuff helplz!1!!"



That's the most un-funny thing I've ever heard.

Quotes aren't meant to be in character as profiles are OOC anyway.

I liked it personally.
:)

[Showal]

I remember playing a different character a long time ago and I asked someone about what a wand cast and he said "look at my profile" and his profile said something stupid about how he doesnt like magic.

[NihilistInc]

Someone dared Grabbs to put "DEATH REALLY FUCKIN' SLOWS ME DOWN." in his profile.

He had to take it off, though. :(

That's been my favorite so far.

[Caramia]

When you type PROFILE and then set it, you see the following:

Your character's quote is as subject to policy as anything else. Keep it clean. Failure to do so can result in a warning and having no further access to your profile.

Please remember that your character quote is subject to policy guidelines as much as any other form of communication. Should you desire to clear it, simply use PROFILE QUOTE CLEAR.

Aren't other forms of communication in the game, aside from private thoughts, whispers, and rooms, supposed to be IC?

There are some really bad profiles out there.

[Alarke]

Niqk's used to say, "I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through." Yes, it's a quote from family guy but still made me laugh my ass off.