Beer Goggles

[Toxicvixen]

So, Adredrin, Iqxero, Lord Dainslef and I were all at a local bar/restaurant having dinner tonight. We were freaking the waitress out by talking about GS and other various gaming topics.

Then all of a sudden this staggering drunk man in a Nascar Jacket came over and asked Dainslef if he is a professional Race Car Driver (Dain was wearing a NHRA hat). Dainslef Answered politely but vaguely, Sure! The guy asked his name and then left.

We got our meal and ate and the check arrived. The stagger man came back around a second time asking the same questions. Dainslef replied again with a resounding "Yeah man!"

They shook hands like homies and then he decided to find out about the rest of us. Adredrin told him his name and the guy went in for a shake and then decided to try to kiss Adredrin's Hand. Adredrin pulled his hands away and said "Dude I'm a GUY!"

So he stared at us all trying to focus and asked me if he could kiss my hand. That idea was quickly refuted by my glare and fork being reached for. Then he proceeded to tell us to kick his ass for being so rude and stupid.

Finally his friend found him and started pulling him away to leave. Our beloved Drunk guy said "I will see you guys later! I LOVE YOU GUYS!"

Three cheers for the Creepy Drunk GUY! Beer goggles can be a blessing and a curse.

[Kuyuk]

lol.


K.

Another great way to freak out the waitress:

"I ORDERED MY ROLTON FLANK EXTRA RARE! I want to chase it around the plate before I eat it! I demand to speak with the Raging Warrior Thrak, your manager!"

[Toxicvixen]

:lol: I so have to do that! :yes:

[Darnell]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Another great way to freak out the waitress:

"I ORDERED MY ROLTON FLANK EXTRA RARE! I want to chase it around the plate before I eat it! I demand to speak with the Raging Warrior Thrak, your manager!"

The only thing more frightening then someone actually doing that is if when you did that, the waiter/waitress who you did it to knew what the hell you were talking about

D

I don't think there's anything as frightening as there is HAWT about a gemstone savvy waitress. Mmm...

[Toxicvixen]

Dude I would give her like a HUGE ass tip if she got the joke!

[Vesi]

As I read that, I got a flashback of my single days in the bars and now I'm scared and have to sleep with the lights on.

Vesi

[Toxicvixen]

aw. I am sorry I didn't mean to druge up some nightmares. Only happy thoughts! :yes:

[fallenSaint]

I would've gone ahead and kicked his ass, drunk or not theres no reason for guys to be kissing anything of another guys ....

[Jenisi]

I'm a gemstone savvy qaitress even though I don't play anymore..

[Drew2]

Why are you discussing Gemstone and/or games in public?

Freaking nerds.

[AlahnnaDenale]

If you're ever in Grand Forks ND, avoid making GS jokes in front of the female bartender at Whitey's during the day.

She will get them.

[AlahnnaDenale]

Oh. And then she'll cut you off.

[Iqxero]

Originally posted by Tayre
Why are you discussing Gemstone and/or games in public?

Freaking nerds.

We are not closeted gemstone players. We don't play gemstone to impress anybody and feel no need to be ashamed of the choices or decisions we make.

[Vixen]

Some of the people who were there might remember this, if they still read these boards..

But a few of us... right around the time we first met.. oh.. 7ish years ago, were at this italian restraunt talking about gemstone, and how the having adopted family and people getting married and junk can screw things up.
And one person said.. completely talking about their character... I used to sleep with him, but now he's my stepdad... right as the waitress walked up.
I've never seen a look like that in my life, it will go down in my memory as one of the funniest moments ever.

Kasi

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Iqxero

We are not closeted gemstone players. We don't play gemstone to impress anybody and feel no need to be ashamed of the choices or decisions we make.

And that's a perfectly acceptable and respectable answer...


if you don't mind being social outcasts.

[Stunseed]

< if you don't mind being social outcasts. >

Says the guy who left a party to hunt in the Blighted Forest.

[Drew2]

I have no idea what you're talking about.


And it's not like I TOLD anyone what I was doing.





LEAVE ME ALONE

[Methais]

The link in your sig is dead Tayre. What was Bob singing about now?

[SpunGirl]

LOL, Tiffy, that's hilarious. Next time get Gid drunk and maybe there could be a love connection.

-K

[Artha]

The link in your sig is dead Tayre. What was Bob singing about now?

"Sometimes I want to kick someone's ass and be gay."

[SpunGirl]

"Sometimes I just want to kick someone's ass AND FEEL FUCKIN' GAY."

If you're going to quote the mix-masta-rappa, at least get the lyrics right.

-K

[Methais]

Beer goggles =

[Toxicvixen]

:lol2: Thats horrible!