A shiny Florida Gators helmet - Yeah, you read that right!

[phalen33]

So there are illegal alters and then there are illegal alters..

You can keep your glowing whatever! I've got,

A shiny Florida Gators helmet

Head worn, no protection, no zests, but pure 100% awesomeness!

No idea where this came from but if it's off the shelf I will eat it in TSC..

MB:5m

[hello]

If this is true. Wyrom will personally be waiting for both the seller and buyer when the transaction takes place.

[phalen33]

Thought they only would do something if you have work done on it. Well I will find a very dark alley for the exchange. ;p

[Gelston]

Thought they only would do something if you have work done on it. Well I will find a very dark alley for the exchange. ;p

I don't believe this item is real, but if it is, for something this blatent, I imagine it fell off a GM somehow and they'll be taking it back.

[Ltlprprincess]

I don't believe this item is real, but if it is, for something this blatent, I imagine it fell off a GM somehow and they'll be taking it back.

This.

[phalen33]

Who knows old it is or how drunk the GM was? It's real.

[SonoftheNorth]

I wonder if you can alter it into a good team...

[Viekn]

I don't believe this item is real, but if it is, for something this blatent, I imagine it fell off a GM somehow and they'll be taking it back.

I've interacted with a GM before that had Gator stuff on, so could be that GM. I don't remember who it was though.

[phalen33]

I wonder if you can alter it into a good team...

And it begins..

[Methais]

Screenshot or it's not real.

And if it is real then MB.

[phalen33]

At this point I feel I should dance around TSC in it. At least then if it does get taken you will know I had it...

So the question is... Oh Wyrom!!! Cans Iz Keeps Itz?!?

[hello]

This thing will be worth a shitton more if it's legitimized (aka Wyrom gives the nod to it's use and existence) otherwise if you can only masterbate with it in your locker room... then 5 mil is about right.

[Methais]

I mean you could just hit printscreen and post a screenshot of it. I'd bid.

[phalen33]

8713

[phalen33]

you can only masterbate with it in your locker room...

Isn't that what football fans do anyways?

[Gelston]

Isn't that what football fans do anyways?

No, all my football helmets are in my living room and I do it there.

[Methais]

8713

Prime or Shattered?

You know, just to be sure.

[ApexDak]

The real question is, why are you using Wizard FE, it's 2017.

[Methais]

The real question is, why are you using Wizard FE, it's 2017.

Wizard > SF garbageballsack

[GoblinAttorney]

Wizard > SF garbageballsack

I've always defaulted to SF so I have no real experience with Wizard. What are the benefits of Wizard for you?

[phalen33]

Because I have played GS for 20 years and screw you I ain't changing?

Prime but is there a command to show server info?

[Gelston]

Because I have played GS for 20 years and screw you I ain't changing?

Prime but is there a command to show server info?

It should say it at the top of the wizard screen. like GSPrime: Phalen or whatever.

[hello]

Oh snap, here I thought the SF FE is the latest and best to access GS. It's the Wizard?

[Gelston]

Oh snap, here I thought the SF FE is the latest and best to access GS. It's the Wizard?

No, the web browser is the best. Use that.

[Jhynnifer]

No, the web browser is the best. Use that.

LOL

Breaks my brain that the web browser is F2P new people's first experience in GS.

[SonoftheNorth]

I use the wizard too....

[Methais]

I've always defaulted to SF so I have no real experience with Wizard. What are the benefits of Wizard for you?

It's not gay like SF and my scripts seem to move faster.

SF is probably better functionalitywise but I could never make the switch. Tried to a few times and even after importing all my sounds and highlights it just didn't feel right. I think SF is ugly as fuck too.

WIZARD4LYFE!

[Dazmar]

I have been using the wizard FE for 20 years. Sucks I can't click things, especially when the game tells me. Other than that I like it. It is familiar.

[Gelston]

I have been using the wizard FE for 20 years. Sucks I can't click things, especially when the game tells me. Other than that I like it. It is familiar.

I was Wizard only for a long time, until one EG when I realized how awesome clickable shit is when there are 3452345 bins, racks, and shelves.

[time4fun]

1. I'm oddly tickled that this item exists in player hands and is actually being sold openly

2. Whoever buys this is probably going to end up losing it to a GM at some point, but it may still be worth it for the giggles in the meantime

[Orthin]

The login music with wizard is amazing and brings me to my younger nerdier years

[hello]

Just need a New England Patriots Helmet!

[SonoftheNorth]

Just need a New England Patriots Helmet!

Do you live in new england?

[wetsand]

Did you just buy this? I swear I saw it on lnet for 1m today.

[Dazmar]

Someone was selling it for 1m in merchant about 20 minutes before this was posted. I asked her where she got it from and she said a GM dropped it at a past Simucon event and she noticed and picked it up.

[phalen33]

A friend was selling it for 1m and told them they were crazy. So if its taken I will give them 1m but if not I will give em what it sells for.

Just got a fuller story. Guess they were testing Reim at last Simucon and people made lvl 1 chars to go play. There was a room full of GMs and it was on the ground. So yeah, GM item. They will probably want it back but who knows?

[Gelston]

A friend was selling it for 1m and told them they were crazy. So if its taken I will give them 1m but if not I will give em what it sells for.

Just got a fuller story. Guess they were testing Reim at last Simucon and people made lvl 1 chars to go play. There was a room full of GMs and it was on the ground. So yeah, GM item. They will probably want it back but who knows?

Haha, they definitely will. I'm surprised a player was even able to pick it up.

[Wrathbringer]

Haha, they definitely will. I'm surprised a player was even able to pick it up.

Stop acting like you know what they'll do. There's no way you can know that.

[Gelston]

Stop acting like you know what they'll do. There's no way you can know that.

Lets see, just recently they scooped up a claidhmore that had incorrect properties that was sold in a playershop, I'm pretty sure they'll snatch up a trademarked item that was never meant to be in a players hand ever.

[hello]

This reminds me of the movie "the Gods Must be Crazy"; when the native South African finds the coke bottle.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njvmSCG1qes

[Wrathbringer]

Lets see, just recently they scooped up a claidhmore that had incorrect properties that was sold in a playershop, I'm pretty sure they'll snatch up a trademarked item that was never meant to be in a players hand ever.

.

[Gelston]

.


Okay?

[Taernath]

I was Wizard only for a long time, until one EG when I realized how awesome clickable shit is when there are 3452345 bins, racks, and shelves.

Clicking and drag and drop are pretty amazing.

[Astray]

Aaand it'll be gone soon.

[Candor]

Because I have played GS for 20 years and screw you I ain't changing?

:)

[phalen33]

Well they can have it over my cold dead.... <thunder booms> Alright alright! Damn it.. Just trying to make a lousy silver or two..

[hello]

Well they can have it over my cold dead.... <thunder booms> Alright alright! Damn it.. Just trying to make a lousy silver or two..

Did they take it back?? If so logs plz!

[phalen33]

Not yet. I will probably just be a good boy and turn it in unless someone wants to offer up some silvers to change my mind.

While I have the audience though.. You all should go bid on my amazing belly jewel!

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?110151-Belly-Gem-A-polished-stormcloud-diamond

You know you want it!

[beldannon5]

Gelston why did you bring up the Claidhmore :( :(

[Gelston]

Gelston why did you bring up the Claidhmore :( :(

If I was a mod, I'd change your title to 4x Claidhmore

[phalen33]

I do have a premium alteration scroll.. Do you think the gms have humor enough if I asked to alter it to a good team?

[Gelston]

I do have a premium alteration scroll.. Do you think the gms have humor enough if I asked to alter it to a good team?

They're humans just like you!

[Ososis]

They're humans just like you!

Yeah, but they have guidelines to follow. I doubt any GM wants to have their name on the football helmet when it starts getting REPORTed. Maybe you could get a cool alter out of it (like when you have a badname) that was close? "A black and silver raiding helmet" perhaps.

[phalen33]

Just thinking it would be a funny way to turn it in.

[Gelston]

Yeah, but they have guidelines to follow. I doubt any GM wants to have their name on the football helmet when it starts getting REPORTed. Maybe you could get a cool alter out of it (like when you have a badname) that was close? "A black and silver raiding helmet" perhaps.

I don't think there was anyone implying that the GMs would actually alter it. They'd have a laugh about the request and then take the item.

[Wrathbringer]

I don't think there was anyone implying that the GMs would actually alter it. They'd have a laugh about the request and then take the item.

You don't know that.

[Gelston]

You don't know that.

Stop being a faggot.

[Ososis]

I don't think there was anyone implying that the GMs would actually alter it. They'd have a laugh about the request and then take the item.

I do! I mean, someone made and lost a Florida Gators helmet. I have no faith in anything anymore. :)

[Wrathbringer]

Stop being a faggot.

Sorry.

[Gelston]

I do! I mean, someone made and lost a Florida Gators helmet. I have no faith in anything anymore. :)

Eh, GMs make all kinds of BS. I have no idea how he lost it. Probably put it without designating where to put it, so it went on the ground. Usually GM items have special tags on them where players can't pick them up, like most items in the world. Although, there has been an occasion where someone picked up the Lake of Fear ferry before and walked onto the dais with it. You could still hear the Captain yelling "All aboard!"

[OldSkool]

Eh, GMs make all kinds of BS. I have no idea how he lost it. Probably put it without designating where to put it, so it went on the ground. Usually GM items have special tags on them where players can't pick them up, like most items in the world. Although, there has been an occasion where someone picked up the Lake of Fear ferry before and walked onto the dais with it. You could still hear the Captain yelling "All aboard!"

The Thrak Inn was once decorated for Christmas, complete with a massive christmas tree. I picked it up and walked off with it, intending to club someone to death.

Khaladon was most displeased....

[Gelston]

The Thrak Inn was once decorated for Christmas, complete with a massive christmas tree. I picked it up and walked off with it, intending to club someone to death.

Khaladon was most displeased....

Haha, yeah, that is why I almost always try to take items. Sometimes they forget and shenanigans can commence.

[phalen33]

Nice.. I would pay to see that! Retser disappears in tower of kittens.. and you wonder about a helmet?

[phalen33]

You glance over your alterer's scroll and read,
"I, , request to have my Florida Gators helmet altered in the following manner: I want a better team! Please change this to "A shiny Denver Broncos helmet" :)"

You've just written out this request. Please keep in mind that requests typically take TWO WEEKS to complete.

If you have a problem with the team then it wasn't my choice! See how long this takes..

[Viekn]

Just make sure to post logs of whatever happens, cause if not this thread is going to be a huge letdown.

[phalen33]

Already a let down to me. I didn't make any money! :)

[tyrant-201]

They really should have picked a better team!

[WRoss]

Haha, yeah, that is why I almost always try to take items. Sometimes they forget and shenanigans can commence.

Recently happened with the carts in Zul. Someone looted the cart and walked off with it.

[Ceyrin]

I once moved a snow pile from Icemule to River's Rest. Good times.

[phalen33]

While the alteration scroll idea was funny to me.. It got less funny as I realized that I would probably have to wait until next week for anyone to look at. I don't have the patience for that. So I anticlimactically reported instead. Got an RP award out of it at least.


*** GameMaster Flannihan is here to answer your assist. ***

You nod to Flannihan in greeting.
Flannihan says, "Hey there."
You say, "Good evening."
You ask, "How's it going?"
Flannihan exclaims, "Busy night!"
You nod at Flannihan.
Flannihan asks, "What evil item fell into your hands?"
You say, "Friday nights i'm guessing as usually busy."
Flannihan nods.
You say, "Well i bought this from a friend and i'm guessing i can't keep it.."
You ask, "Ready for a laugh?"
You grin.
You remove a shiny Florida Gators helmet from in your leather tool satchel.
You put a shiny Florida Gators helmet on your head.
You tap a shiny Florida Gators helmet that you are wearing.
Flannihan exclaims, "It IS the helmet!"
You nod at Flannihan.
Flannihan exclaims, "I was hoping thats was it!"
You say, "Was having a little fun with it on the boards."
You shrug.
Flannihan nods to you.
You say, "But figure it was best to turn it in."
Flannihan says, "I read that."
Flannihan says, "We very much appreciate that."
You take a shiny Florida Gators helmet off your head.
You offer your Florida Gators helmet to Flannihan, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Click CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
Flannihan says, "Cant imagine how that happened."
Flannihan has accepted your offer and is now holding a shiny Florida Gators helmet.
You say, "Well."
You rub your chin thoughtfully.
You say, "Story was it was during simucon last year."
You say, "Testing reim with lvl 1 chars and getting blasted by retser."
Flannihan asks, "Oh? drunken fun eh?"
You say, "Bunch of gms were standing around and she grabbed it off the ground and no one noticed."
You nod at Flannihan.
Flannihan says, "Ahhhh."
Flannihan says, "We thought it might be a GM item yes."
You say, "Kept it on her lvl 1 char until she could squirrel it away."
You shrug.
Flannihan says, "Well thank you very very much for doing the right thing."
You say, "Didn't see much point in keeping it as you can't really use it without getting noticed."
Flannihan nods to you.
Flannihan bows to you.
You bow to Flannihan.
Flannihan says, "Much appreciated."
You grin.
Flannihan grins.
Flannihan waves to you.
You say, "Welcome, i guess on to the next shiny thing to sell."
You grin.
Flannihan laughs!
You wave to Flannihan.
You say, "Good luck with whatever is keeping you busy."
You smile.
Flannihan grins.
Flannihan gestures and a shaft of scintillating light from somewhere above pierces the ceiling and engulfs him. When the light recedes Flannihan is no longer there.
You wave.
An old memory bubbles up from your past, and causes you to reflect a moment. With a flash of insight, you realize you understand yourself a bit better than you did a moment ago. The sudden feeling of self-knowledge is a pleasant one.
You smile.
You say, "Thank you."

[Ososis]

But wheres my god damn 2(00k) silvers!

[Archigeek]

I once picked up a shadow out of a crevice in the Pinefar area.

[Gelston]

There used to be (maybe still is) other oddities too. About 15 or 16 years ago, I was screwing around and cursing boxes. I decided to be an even greater dick and phase all the stuff out of the box too, so whoever picked it up would get nothing for their efforts. I phased out a "curse information scrip" or something like that. The box still had the stuck to your hand curse part, but not the other effects. I put it to the fall down type because I liked to see people get hurt.

The scrip was completely invisible, but it took up a slot in your hand and you could see it on the hand bar at the top. You could also give it to people, and it'd show the item in the accept item paragraph. And then Andraste told me to stop cursing everything in the crypt.

[hello]

I once picked up Gelston's penis. I threw it in the wastebin, it was useless.

[Methais]

While the alteration scroll idea was funny to me.. It got less funny as I realized that I would probably have to wait until next week for anyone to look at. I don't have the patience for that. So I anticlimactically reported instead. Got an RP award out of it at least.


*** GameMaster Flannihan is here to answer your assist. ***

You nod to Flannihan in greeting.
Flannihan says, "Hey there."
You say, "Good evening."
You ask, "How's it going?"
Flannihan exclaims, "Busy night!"
You nod at Flannihan.
Flannihan asks, "What evil item fell into your hands?"
You say, "Friday nights i'm guessing as usually busy."
Flannihan nods.
You say, "Well i bought this from a friend and i'm guessing i can't keep it.."
You ask, "Ready for a laugh?"
You grin.
You remove a shiny Florida Gators helmet from in your leather tool satchel.
You put a shiny Florida Gators helmet on your head.
You tap a shiny Florida Gators helmet that you are wearing.
Flannihan exclaims, "It IS the helmet!"
You nod at Flannihan.
Flannihan exclaims, "I was hoping thats was it!"
You say, "Was having a little fun with it on the boards."
You shrug.
Flannihan nods to you.
You say, "But figure it was best to turn it in."
Flannihan says, "I read that."
Flannihan says, "We very much appreciate that."
You take a shiny Florida Gators helmet off your head.
You offer your Florida Gators helmet to Flannihan, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Click CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
Flannihan says, "Cant imagine how that happened."
Flannihan has accepted your offer and is now holding a shiny Florida Gators helmet.
You say, "Well."
You rub your chin thoughtfully.
You say, "Story was it was during simucon last year."
You say, "Testing reim with lvl 1 chars and getting blasted by retser."
Flannihan asks, "Oh? drunken fun eh?"
You say, "Bunch of gms were standing around and she grabbed it off the ground and no one noticed."
You nod at Flannihan.
Flannihan says, "Ahhhh."
Flannihan says, "We thought it might be a GM item yes."
You say, "Kept it on her lvl 1 char until she could squirrel it away."
You shrug.
Flannihan says, "Well thank you very very much for doing the right thing."
You say, "Didn't see much point in keeping it as you can't really use it without getting noticed."
Flannihan nods to you.
Flannihan bows to you.
You bow to Flannihan.
Flannihan says, "Much appreciated."
You grin.
Flannihan grins.
Flannihan waves to you.
You say, "Welcome, i guess on to the next shiny thing to sell."
You grin.
Flannihan laughs!
You wave to Flannihan.
You say, "Good luck with whatever is keeping you busy."
You smile.
Flannihan grins.
Flannihan gestures and a shaft of scintillating light from somewhere above pierces the ceiling and engulfs him. When the light recedes Flannihan is no longer there.
You wave.
An old memory bubbles up from your past, and causes you to reflect a moment. With a flash of insight, you realize you understand yourself a bit better than you did a moment ago. The sudden feeling of self-knowledge is a pleasant one.
You smile.
You say, "Thank you."

I was serious about my bid. It would have gone great with my triforce and my schwartz ring. :(

[WRoss]

i would have paid well for this item as well. Would have gone on display in my super top secret property

[GS4Beinifien]

I should buy this just to destroy it.....

[Ososis]

I should buy this just to destroy it.....

Or read the thread.

[Reagan]

bite your tongue!

[GoblinAttorney]

I once picked up a shadow out of a crevice in the Pinefar area.

I love the imagery that evokes.

[peam]

I love the imagery that evokes.

You're a mere rummaging goblin.

I've go with the art from goblin lore, goblin racketeer, or goblin flectomancer.

[Wrathbringer]

I was serious about my bid. It would have gone great with my triforce and my schwartz ring. :(

You have a sharts ring?

[Gizmo]

You have a sharts ring?

He has a schwartz ring.

Tsin had it, and when I had Tsin, I gave it to Methais

[Wrathbringer]

He has a schwartz ring.

Tsin had it, and when I had Tsin, I gave it to Methais

Yeah, that's what I said. A sharts ring.

[Tisket]

He has a schwartz ring.

Tsin had it, and when I had Tsin, I gave it to Methais

Few things funnier than someone who takes a joke seriously.

[Wyrom]

I'm sure Methais would have liked it as sharts more.