Gods greatest hits.

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As I was eating my bacon and eggs, I got inspired.

Shorty before god made man and woman, he made chickens and pigs.

These animals are the tastiest of his creations. Especially in the morning!

He also made the coffee bean plant. Props.

He gave us the ability to make the English muffin. Whoever it was that squeezed a cow and made butter was pretty smart, but God made the cow that way.

[Edited on 1-8-2005 by Backlash]

[Killer Kitten]

God also made cows. Steak and eggs! Steak rare and the eggs over light... Yum!

[Kainen]

you guys are making me hungry :D

[Tsa`ah]

Had steak last night.

This morning it was Fruity Pebbles.

Fruity Pebbles > Bacon

Heh Backlash, you dont eat army food, the goverment can even screw thatup.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Had steak last night.

This morning it was Fruity Pebbles.

Fruity Pebbles > Bacon

Tsa'ah wins at breakfast.

Still loses at everything else though.

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Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Had steak last night.

This morning it was Fruity Pebbles.

Fruity Pebbles > Bacon

I have no objection to breakfast cooked up in a lab. I am one of those rare Fruity Pebble fans even.

But never in one million or more years will Fruity Pebbles ever replace the edible gold that is bacon.

[fallenSaint]

Breakfast buffets that have a bowl full of bacon is like walking in the gates of heaven!

[Artha]

I was inspired to try and make scrambled eggs after reading this post.

It did not go well.

[AnticorRifling]

Chow halls generally have good breakfasts. The best is still crispy bacon and syrup. Sweet and crunchy it's awesome.

[Miss X]

Mmmm bacon. Probably my favourite food in the entire world, I am so going to make a bacon sandwich with mayonnaise now.

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Chow halls generally have good breakfasts. The best is still crispy bacon and syrup. Sweet and crunchy it's awesome.
The DEFACT's here are civilian run, problem is its the same food every day...

[Vixen]

Oh man.. my husband is going to kill all of you because now I am pretty sure the baby wants bacon..... I dont even eat bacon!

I have to make him go get me some

[Trinitis]

No no no..you got it all wrong!


Bacon, egg and cheese sammiches!

mmmm..

[Vixen]

Heh I just made my husband read this thread.. and hes all ooh I should go to dunkin donuts and get us some bacon and egg bagels...
I am diabolical... I get what I'm craving, and he gets to think its all his idea
muahaha

[DeV]

Originally posted by Artha
I was inspired to try and make scrambled eggs after reading this post.

It did not go well. Now Artha... how in God's name can you fail at making scrambled eggs.

[Chadj]

Pork and Beef is my hero.

[Artha]

The stove was too hot, I think. I put the eggs in and they like, instantly cooked halfway through. And this giant bubble formed in the middle in like .005 seconds and a whole bunch around the edges. And I didn't add milk, which you're apparently supposed to do.

[peam]

Bacon, if crunchy, is untouchable.

[GSLeloo]

ROFL All I can picture is the vegetarians getting a hold of this thread.

[peam]

ThisOtherKingdom's already preparing the lecture.

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Artha
The stove was too hot, I think. I put the eggs in and they like, instantly cooked halfway through. And this giant bubble formed in the middle in like .005 seconds and a whole bunch around the edges. And I didn't add milk, which you're apparently supposed to do.

Maybe in your weird world.

I take my scrambled eggs with pepper, and pepper only!

[AnticorRifling]

All you do is get a bowl, crack the eggs into it, add alittle milk and pepper, beat the shit out of them, pour them into the pan, let them cook and again beat the shit out of them. It's easy.

[Killer Kitten]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
All you do is get a bowl, crack the eggs into it, add alittle milk and pepper, beat the shit out of them, pour them into the pan, let them cook and again beat the shit out of them. It's easy.

If you toss in a little cheddar and a few sauteed mushrooms and onions you have ambrosia.
Serve with well done toast or English muffins dripping with butter. Maybe a side of sugar cured ham...

Of course then I fuck it all up by having it with a Diet Dr. Pepper. Yum!!!

[Soulpieced]

I make the meanest sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich in the universe.

[Artha]

Of course then I fuck it all up by having it with a Diet Dr. Pepper. Yum!!!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with diet dr. pepper.

[The Korean]

Cept that it's diet.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Fruity Pebbles > Bacon Because it was ridiculously early in the morning, I'm willing to give a pass to your blatant insanity.
Originally posted by DeV
Now Artha... how in God's name can you fail at making scrambled eggs.Um, because it's hard? :(

[Warriorbird]

Making scrambled eggs is SOOO simple.

[Vesi]

One of the resident vegetarians reporting in.

When I was pregnant, I craved bacon. Normally, this craving was filled by making pork and beans the way my husband's aunt did. You fry up the bacon and set it aside. You then sautee onions in the bacon fat. Then you dump in the beans and let them simmer for a good long time. (to soak up all the bacon and onion flavors and mix with the fat) Right before serving, you crunch up the crispy bacon that you fried and put it on top. It was really good too.

I also ate bacon the morning after I had my daughter because I hadn't eaten in three days and they had a breakfast waiting for me in my room (about the only food that is decent in a hospital) and I ate every crumb. Haven't eaten bacon since.

Vesi

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As vegetables go I think the tomato is pretty f-ing amazing. Versitile as hell. Its the closest thing to meat that isn’t meat. Garlic and onions are a close runner up.

Beans are pretty rad. Cocoa, coffee, kidney you name it. And packed with protein.

Grains are awesome. Wouldn’t have bread without it, and bread is so popular someone put it in the bible that every meal should have it.

[Artha]

Cept that it's diet.

Your mom's diet.

Seriously guy, diet Dr. Pepper tastes exactly the same as the original.

Also, bacon egg and cheese on a roll with ketchup is the bizzomb.

[Artha]

I drink normal at school and diet at home. Diet has a lot less of that sweet, pure sugar taste.

Cool man. I can't taste the difference because I suck at life though. But sugar roxors.