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Artha
01-07-2005, 08:41 PM
I'm over at my dad's house and he went to some boxing thing with a couple friends tonight. I told him that I'd be driving the van, drunk and on the interstate. He didn't believe me, but he did leave his keys here. So, while I didn't get drunk, or drive on the interstate, I did repark the car. It's over about a foot and forward three or four...definitely noticable.
Should I, instead of doing this, back it in? It'd be a lot funnier, but I'm kind of lazy.
Hulkein
01-07-2005, 08:42 PM
Please park it on the front lawn and take pictures.
Make sure to leave a bottle on the dash.
Chadj
01-07-2005, 08:45 PM
Yes. Lawn. And get some empties and leave them in the van.
You should also take a hammer to a headlight and take some tree branches and shove them in the grill.
Originally posted by Tijay
You should also take a hammer to a headlight and take some tree branches and shove them in the grill.
Better yet, a wig and some ketchup.
Release your evil spider colony into the depths of the car's interior. That should do it.
Artha
01-07-2005, 09:02 PM
Backed up into the driveway (poorly) with empty on dash.
I :heart: you guys.
Jackass did the wig and ketchup thing once. I stole that. Its not on the DVD. :crie:
I will laugh at your next haircut after this!
Artha
01-07-2005, 09:12 PM
Oh snap he does cut my hair.
/will probably have something obscene on back of head for Monday.
[Edited on 1-8-2005 by Artha]
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