velderan
06-11-2017, 11:36 PM
So I just had this exchange with Necios and thought it was hilarious. Figured I'd share with the class. First time talking or even hearing about this GM, A+++ rating, would chat with again.
[Adventurers' Rest, Deck - 12537]
The deck is bordered by neatly trimmed evergreen hedges, a miniature forest even in the midst of town. There are some chairs set in cozy groupings, and baskets of flowers swaying from the eaves of the Rest. Tall iron posts on either side of some swinging doors support glowing lanterns. You also see a greater grey-headed lemur and an ivy-covered iron barrel.
Also here: GameMaster Necios
You see GameMaster Necios Seres.
He appears to be a Paradis Pirate.
He is pretty dang tiny for a Halfling. He appears to be of a tender age. He has bright blue eyes and rosy skin. He has very short, tangled blue-black hair held in place with some gel. He has a scruffy face, a super cute nose and a pair of eyebrows on fleek. A small white tag attached to his foot reads "QC complete." He has one hand constantly on his hip. You can hardly recognize him covered in all that glitter!
He has a strikingly detailed tattoo of the great mountain Aenatumgana on his left forearm, a treacherous thunderstorm tattoo on his right arm, an oversized animated grinning skull tattoo on his shapely right calf muscle, and a shifting triquetra tattoo on the back of his neck.
Brilliant rainbow-hued sparks of light swirl lazily around him.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a VERY SUGARY Kaikala's Jack'n'Coke in his right hand.
He is wearing a pair of black hipster glasses with a torn grey eyepatch underneath, the peach tart, a glowing crystalline prism, a squirming vibrating undulating glowing coupon for whatever you want, a swirling rainbow thingy, a purple big ugly kobold badge, a shiny gold star, a shaggy black dragon-shaped goat pin, a small charming variegated lizard, a lost soul, a ginormous dictionary attached to a bright orange strap, a Pirate-shaped tote of booty, a tight white ribbed A-line tank top printed with "A Little Bit Dramatic" in glimmering pink letters, some incredibly small pale blue plate, a whole lotta locker-bound fluff junk, a freakish typo, a vintage! adorable silver candy cane-shaped bracelet inscribed with the word "Grool", a sparkling gold Planeteer ring emblazoned with a tiny blue water symbol, a sparkling Pennant Chase baton, a green silk bag sarcastically embroidered with some words, some office backpacks, a pair of amazing yellow trousers with quite possibly the longest erroneously hyperlinked long description that you think you may have ever even seen in your whole entire life, The Gender Bender, a polished silver anklet from Icemule Trace, and some shimmering rainbow socks.
Necios exclaims, "Hello!!!"
You exclaim, "Hi!"
You say, "So a thing happened."
Necios nods fervently!
You say, "And it happend in a bad way."
You say, "And I hope you can help."
Necios nods to you.
Necios says, "Tell me all about it."
Necios smiles at you.
You say, "I was hunting, innocently murdering things in the temple that were completely minding their own business."
You say, "When suddenly, one of them fought back and disarmed me, much to my surprise."
You say, "And then he did the most violent thing with his lance, and definitely not in the sexy way."
Necios says, "A tale as old as time."
You laugh out loud!
Necios says, "So I see that the friendly janitor saved it for you."
Necios exclaims, "BUT!"
You ask, "Buttttttt?"
Necios asks, "I was looking over your notes. This isn't your first rodeo, is it?"
You exclaim, "Not...exactly? But the friend who helped grab it killed the thing that took it...and then walked away, leaving it on the ground!"
You say, "She didn't pick it up accidently."
You gaze in wonder at your surroundings.
Necios says, "Get better friends."
You say, "She's not here to corraborate this story."
Necios chuckles.
Necios exclaims, "What I meant was, you've had a few things replaced these past few years!"
Necios exclaims, "I'm gonna give it back to you, no problem. But just a reminder. Be careful with critters that can disarm!"
You say, "Yeah, I was able to pick that up."
You say, "The context and meaning, not the runestaff."
You say, "Cause I was dead."
Necios cringes.
Necios exclaims, "That's the worst!"
You say, "I had deeds, like a responsible teresian citizen."
You say, "I scratched lorminstra's back. she's got me on her list."
Necios says, "Good good, practicing mindfulness."
Necios says, "Just keep in mind that sometimes the janitor might decide not to keep something - or sometime another GM may deny a future replacement request if he or she thinks you have had too many."
You say, "But thank you for helping me with replacing it. Honestly, it WAS going to get recovered without intervention."
You say, "Except...you know, the friend thought she grabbed it, but grabbed her own, perfectly matching runestaff instead."
Necios nods understandingly.
Necios says, "I believe you."
You say, "Good! Cause lying is a waste of time."
Necios offers you a lacquered scrollworked illthorn runestaff. Click ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
You accept Necios's offer and are now holding a lacquered scrollworked illthorn runestaff.
You say, "Thank you very much."
You say, "You have been very entertaining."
Necios says, "I live to serve."
You say, "And I now have a certain song playing on repeat in my head and it's your fault."
Necios cackles!
Necios asks, "Be careful with your equipment, okay?"
You say, "Sir yes sir. Always except when I'm careless or dead."
Necios waves a VERY SUGARY Kaikala's Jack'n'Coke at you.
Necios asks, "Any other questions for me tonight?"
You grin at Necios.
You ask, "Want to have a long and engaging discussion about the progress of Savants?"
Necios says, "Ugh, no."
You snicker.
Necios exclaims, "I've got Delirium Manor on the brain. Don't forget to go!"
You say, "I'll look it up, you might see me there."
You smile.
Necios lets out a cheer!
Necios waves to you.
You wave to Necios.
Necios gestures and a shaft of scintillating light jumps out of the sky and engulfs him. When the light recedes Necios is no longer there.
[Adventurers' Rest, Deck - 12537]
The deck is bordered by neatly trimmed evergreen hedges, a miniature forest even in the midst of town. There are some chairs set in cozy groupings, and baskets of flowers swaying from the eaves of the Rest. Tall iron posts on either side of some swinging doors support glowing lanterns. You also see a greater grey-headed lemur and an ivy-covered iron barrel.
Also here: GameMaster Necios
You see GameMaster Necios Seres.
He appears to be a Paradis Pirate.
He is pretty dang tiny for a Halfling. He appears to be of a tender age. He has bright blue eyes and rosy skin. He has very short, tangled blue-black hair held in place with some gel. He has a scruffy face, a super cute nose and a pair of eyebrows on fleek. A small white tag attached to his foot reads "QC complete." He has one hand constantly on his hip. You can hardly recognize him covered in all that glitter!
He has a strikingly detailed tattoo of the great mountain Aenatumgana on his left forearm, a treacherous thunderstorm tattoo on his right arm, an oversized animated grinning skull tattoo on his shapely right calf muscle, and a shifting triquetra tattoo on the back of his neck.
Brilliant rainbow-hued sparks of light swirl lazily around him.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a VERY SUGARY Kaikala's Jack'n'Coke in his right hand.
He is wearing a pair of black hipster glasses with a torn grey eyepatch underneath, the peach tart, a glowing crystalline prism, a squirming vibrating undulating glowing coupon for whatever you want, a swirling rainbow thingy, a purple big ugly kobold badge, a shiny gold star, a shaggy black dragon-shaped goat pin, a small charming variegated lizard, a lost soul, a ginormous dictionary attached to a bright orange strap, a Pirate-shaped tote of booty, a tight white ribbed A-line tank top printed with "A Little Bit Dramatic" in glimmering pink letters, some incredibly small pale blue plate, a whole lotta locker-bound fluff junk, a freakish typo, a vintage! adorable silver candy cane-shaped bracelet inscribed with the word "Grool", a sparkling gold Planeteer ring emblazoned with a tiny blue water symbol, a sparkling Pennant Chase baton, a green silk bag sarcastically embroidered with some words, some office backpacks, a pair of amazing yellow trousers with quite possibly the longest erroneously hyperlinked long description that you think you may have ever even seen in your whole entire life, The Gender Bender, a polished silver anklet from Icemule Trace, and some shimmering rainbow socks.
Necios exclaims, "Hello!!!"
You exclaim, "Hi!"
You say, "So a thing happened."
Necios nods fervently!
You say, "And it happend in a bad way."
You say, "And I hope you can help."
Necios nods to you.
Necios says, "Tell me all about it."
Necios smiles at you.
You say, "I was hunting, innocently murdering things in the temple that were completely minding their own business."
You say, "When suddenly, one of them fought back and disarmed me, much to my surprise."
You say, "And then he did the most violent thing with his lance, and definitely not in the sexy way."
Necios says, "A tale as old as time."
You laugh out loud!
Necios says, "So I see that the friendly janitor saved it for you."
Necios exclaims, "BUT!"
You ask, "Buttttttt?"
Necios asks, "I was looking over your notes. This isn't your first rodeo, is it?"
You exclaim, "Not...exactly? But the friend who helped grab it killed the thing that took it...and then walked away, leaving it on the ground!"
You say, "She didn't pick it up accidently."
You gaze in wonder at your surroundings.
Necios says, "Get better friends."
You say, "She's not here to corraborate this story."
Necios chuckles.
Necios exclaims, "What I meant was, you've had a few things replaced these past few years!"
Necios exclaims, "I'm gonna give it back to you, no problem. But just a reminder. Be careful with critters that can disarm!"
You say, "Yeah, I was able to pick that up."
You say, "The context and meaning, not the runestaff."
You say, "Cause I was dead."
Necios cringes.
Necios exclaims, "That's the worst!"
You say, "I had deeds, like a responsible teresian citizen."
You say, "I scratched lorminstra's back. she's got me on her list."
Necios says, "Good good, practicing mindfulness."
Necios says, "Just keep in mind that sometimes the janitor might decide not to keep something - or sometime another GM may deny a future replacement request if he or she thinks you have had too many."
You say, "But thank you for helping me with replacing it. Honestly, it WAS going to get recovered without intervention."
You say, "Except...you know, the friend thought she grabbed it, but grabbed her own, perfectly matching runestaff instead."
Necios nods understandingly.
Necios says, "I believe you."
You say, "Good! Cause lying is a waste of time."
Necios offers you a lacquered scrollworked illthorn runestaff. Click ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
You accept Necios's offer and are now holding a lacquered scrollworked illthorn runestaff.
You say, "Thank you very much."
You say, "You have been very entertaining."
Necios says, "I live to serve."
You say, "And I now have a certain song playing on repeat in my head and it's your fault."
Necios cackles!
Necios asks, "Be careful with your equipment, okay?"
You say, "Sir yes sir. Always except when I'm careless or dead."
Necios waves a VERY SUGARY Kaikala's Jack'n'Coke at you.
Necios asks, "Any other questions for me tonight?"
You grin at Necios.
You ask, "Want to have a long and engaging discussion about the progress of Savants?"
Necios says, "Ugh, no."
You snicker.
Necios exclaims, "I've got Delirium Manor on the brain. Don't forget to go!"
You say, "I'll look it up, you might see me there."
You smile.
Necios lets out a cheer!
Necios waves to you.
You wave to Necios.
Necios gestures and a shaft of scintillating light jumps out of the sky and engulfs him. When the light recedes Necios is no longer there.