Your favorite Players' Corner quotes

Things that should be engraved in some kind of gigantic stone monoliths for a lot of people to see and stuff:


Originally posted by Makkah
White people suck


Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by Ardwen
So why ya watching spansh gay porn?

Same reason you do. For the plot.


Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
You think that because you are retarded.

[Edited on 5-26-2005 by Stanley Burrell]

[Snapp]

My favorite:

Originally posted by longshot to Atheana
Remember, wipe the chocolate off your fingers before you wipe your tears away. It's really bad for your pores.

As a sidenote, I went looking for the exact wording of the quote, so I was rereading the original thread... hilarious.
For anyone interested:
http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=2081

[Hulkein]

Haha, I like this post from that thread.


Originally posted by Xcalibur
See? EVERYONE is against you

you seems a bit paranoyac, and it's normal, why?

because you ALWAYS take things for granted, you must be ALWAYS right, and EVERYONE around you MUST be wrong.

I'll be bitch, if you were 6', 150 pounds, iq of 150 and winning 1m per year, i'd say, go.

You are not, so you won't win everytimes, and i'll even say that you'll mostly lose every conflicts.

Just accept it, life is like that

[Brattt8525]

It's not good to fight people 50 trains over your head. Just not good. And don't tell everyone on the amu-net that they are foraging for sticks to put in their ass... they hate that! - Longshot.

That thread was insane, somehow I feel lucky I wasn't posting here then.

[Toxicvixen]

I too am glad I wasn't around for that, though it was an entertaining read.

[Czeska]

Still makes me snicker:


Originally posted by Arkans
Ooooo Prada! *runs off*

- Arkans

Good shoes, what can I tell ya? :P

- Arkans

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Toxicvixen
I too am glad I wasn't around for that, though it was an entertaining read.

Heh. That's really one of the milder ones of that type. There have been some real doozies, believe me! I cringe to remember...:S

[Showal]

<<It's not good to fight people 50 trains over your head. Just not good. And don't tell everyone on the amu-net that they are foraging for sticks to put in their ass... they hate that! - Longshot.>>

That quote is awesome.

[The Korean]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Czeska
and cool. Now bite me, child.

Ew, old person aftertaste is worse then diet coke aftertaste.

Still one of my favorites.

[HarmNone]

:axe: , Korean! May the fetid breath of a thousand camels strip the skin from your mouldering corpse!

[Parker]

Khaladon just arrived.

Khaladon smiles.

Khaladon says, "Good evening."

Khaladon waves.

You say, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BITCH!"

You drive a fucking awesome Mazda RX-7 directly into Khaladon!
AS: 380 fucking trillion - DS: 10 + AvD: 9999 + d100: 100 = Fucking destroyed!

* Khaladon drops dead at your feet!

* Khaladon was just vaporized!

* Khaladon just bit the dust!


I still laugh so hard.

[Czeska]

HarmNone is so hot.

[Showal]

I think Seany Analog's post about what he'd do if GS stopped operating for good one day is probably my favorite. I'll try to find it.

[Showal]

<<I'd go cruising over to St. Louis in my cool (and by cool, I mean TOTALLY SWEET) Mazda RX-7 and roll up to Dave Whatley's house, fuck my girlfriend in his driveway on the hood of my cool (and by cool, I mean TOTALLY SWEET) Mazda RX-7. Then I'd kick his door in and watch him cry at my awesomeness and charge him $20 for my autograph. Then I'd pistol whip him, take his wallet even though I don't actually need his money cause I'm big time Hollywood, get back in my cool (and by cool, I mean TOTALLY SWEET) Mazda RX-7 and ride into the hood and do some drive by's cause I'm THUG 4 LIFE!>>

-Seany Analog

[Hulkein]

Seany Analog is my hero.

[Back]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Please.. quit now while most people think you are just a random fucknut. I'll make you famous.

[Divinity]

Originally posted by Parker

Khaladon just arrived.

Khaladon smiles.

Khaladon says, "Good evening."

Khaladon waves.

You say, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BITCH!"

You drive a fucking awesome Mazda RX-7 directly into Khaladon!
AS: 380 fucking trillion - DS: 10 + AvD: 9999 + d100: 100 = Fucking destroyed!

* Khaladon drops dead at your feet!

* Khaladon was just vaporized!

* Khaladon just bit the dust!


I still laugh so hard.


I so sent that to Khaladon just now. Effing hilarious.

Khaladon: heh
GS Kurapira: oh come on, that didn't make you giggle just a little bit?
Khaladon: its cute
GS Kurapira: that's my boy

[The Korean]

Originally posted by Backlash

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Please.. quit now while most people think you are just a random fucknut. I'll make you famous.

Was that from when Psykos got here?

[Back]

Page 2 of this thread (http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=11956).

PS. Your blade is safe.

[The Korean]

Haven't gone Kill Bill with it, have ya?

[Back]

Well, I’m treating it like a Hatori Hanzo... in the back of my Suzuki. lol

[Chadj]

Where's the Lisu Logs thread? haha

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by RangerD1
says things like "I'm fat" and "I'm ugly" which is by far the most annoying thing a woman can say besides "I'm pregnant"

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by RangerD1
says things like "I'm fat" and "I'm ugly" which is by far the most annoying thing a woman can say besides "I'm pregnant"
hahaha :clap:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by GSTamral
While I elected not to vote

[Back]

I was looking for something Maimara/Betheny posted. Man she had the best insults! Didn’t find what I was looking for, but I found this little gem that made me laugh.


Originally posted by Snapp
FUCK YOU BACK CUNT RAG!




j/k don't beat me up plz

[Brattt8525]

I meant a board newbie, hon. The creatures in the game are far gentler than those residing here. HN

[SpunGirl]

My quote from Tayre + his avatar is teh best.

-K

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
My quote from Tayre + his avatar is teh best.

-K

Tayre's avatar still makes me chuckle. I love it! :lol:

[SpunGirl]

Found a good one, especially the last sentence.


Originally posted by Skirmisher
Well Bob is just Bob. He is a smart young man, but not yet a wise one. He also is not headed towards a career in diplomacy.


For the record, :heart: Bob and Skirmisher.

-K