01-01-2005, 03:50 AM
I have lost a whopping 10 pounds in about a little more than a week. Ladies and gentlemen, children, grandmothers and the like, the true secret to losing weight is as follows...
1) Get sick.
2) Feel nauseas to the point of not eating.
3) Be sick for.. a while.
4) Take antibiotics that induce colon cleansing.
These four steps are guaranteed and have worked for me to help put off those extra pounds. If you're not satisfied with your results, then FUCK YOU! :)
Have a nice day, Stanley.
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P.S. Um, on a side note, I find that not eating right before sleepy-byebye time helps too.
1) Get sick.
2) Feel nauseas to the point of not eating.
3) Be sick for.. a while.
4) Take antibiotics that induce colon cleansing.
These four steps are guaranteed and have worked for me to help put off those extra pounds. If you're not satisfied with your results, then FUCK YOU! :)
Have a nice day, Stanley.
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P.S. Um, on a side note, I find that not eating right before sleepy-byebye time helps too.