Pranks and Dirty Tricks

[Kainen]

I hate my brother in law.. for many reasons.. so one night I came into work with some canned beef stew and a can of chunk dogfood.. I took the chunks of beef out of the canned stew and replaced it with the chunks of meat from the dogfood. Then I placed it in a plastic container. Then disposed of the evidence. When he came in I said there was some beef stew in the frig that I didn't eat and he could help himself. The next day he came in and said that he had warmed it up and it was great. I had the hardest time keeping a straight face :D

[Eiderfleur]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww


That is soooo gross. I don't think I could ever play a practical joke on someone that bad, even if i dislike them.

[Snapp]

:lol: Did you ever tell him?

[Toxicvixen]

Hey Dogs like Dogfood! :lol: Chocolate exlax in some chocolate cookies. They will wonder why its so chewy but like em anyway. :smilegrin:

[Kainen]

Originally posted by Snapp
:lol: Did you ever tell him?

Hell no.. but me and my friend like to yell "Opla" when he's around (opla is alpo backwards)

HAHAHA FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!11111111

- Arkans

This double post shit sucks.

- Arkans

[Edited on 1-1-2005 by Arkans]

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Seems childish to me.

But hey, I like children...

I put a ladyfinger in my brother's cigarette once to deter him from smoking... apparently I wasn't thinking very well though because when it exploded it nearly blinded him :x I advise against that.

If you want to prank someone bad... (for all you college folks), get a brown paper bag, like a lunch bag, and put baby powder in it (bag needs to be open like it's full of stuff), then, late at night, put just the tip of the bag under the doorjam of their dorm room, and stomp the fat end. It'll act like a big air injector and coat their entire room in baby powder dust.

[Miss X]

I dont know what a ladyfinger is, but the word sure makes me giggle! ;)

[Vixen]

Somene told me once that if you put a few drops of visine in someones drink or something... that it works just like ex lax, without the taste. I have never disliked someone enough to try it, so I have no idea if it works or not.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Miss X
I dont know what a ladyfinger is, but the word sure makes me giggle! ;)

I think a ladyfinger is a wee firecracker, Miss X.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Miss X
I dont know what a ladyfinger is, but the word sure makes me giggle! ;)

I thought a ladyfinger was a cookie-type thing, like on the bottom of tiramisu. I was wondering how he managed to stuff that into a cigarette :)

:shrug:

Jorddyn, wondering

[Nieninque]

I thought ladies fingers were another name for okra.

Anyways, you lot scare me. remind me not to ingest anything while you lot are around.

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Nieninque
I thought ladies fingers were another name for okra.

Anyways, you lot scare me. remind me not to ingest anything while you lot are around.

I thought it was Okra too!


Mutters about Okra Winfrey!

[HarmNone]

There's a pastry called lady fingers. They're sorta like little, finger-shaped sponge cakes, served either filled with creme, or covered with sauce, or both.

The firecrackers are one word...ladyfingers.

At least, I think I have that sorted correctly. ;)

Ahhh...according to my grandmother, okra is often called lady's fingers.


[Edited on 1-2-2005 by HarmNone]

[AnticorRifling]

One of these days when I have alot of time on my hands I'll introduce you all to proper pranking. Some of them aren't pranks they are actual evil stunts we did to people we didn't like. Others were in good fun, taken as such, and returned in kind.

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
One of these days when I have alot of time on my hands I'll introduce you all to proper pranking.

Why did I read that as spanking?

Feh! I need my eyes tested or something!

:saint:

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Eiderfleur

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
One of these days when I have alot of time on my hands I'll introduce you all to proper pranking.

Why did I read that as spanking?

Feh! I need my eyes tested or something!

:saint:

Because you've been a naughty, naughty little girl and you need to be spanked!

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat

Originally posted by Eiderfleur

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
One of these days when I have alot of time on my hands I'll introduce you all to proper pranking.

Why did I read that as spanking?

Feh! I need my eyes tested or something!

:saint:

Because you've been a naughty, naughty little girl and you need to be spanked!

Feh! Prove it!

:)

Back to Topic I really don't think I've ever played any pranks on anyone.

Although.... I remember when I was about 17 or something I had the worst hiccups ever and it wouldn't pass no matter what I tried. It was to the point where it just hurt and wasn't funny anymore and my grandma and aunt could do nothing to help.

Anyway my grandma started a line of conversation with me which ended up her almost accusing me of stealing $100 from her. I was so stunned she would accuse me of stealing from her (She used to be like a second mom to me when I was younger) and was defending myself so vehmently and was sure I hadn't taken money from her. She stopped for a couple minutes and smiled knowingly then said. Well the hiccups are cured.

I couldn't believe that! Of all the dirty rotten tricks!

Did the job though heheh

[Fengus]

I fail to see how this is a prank, this is a nasty thing, or revenge, but if he doesn't know about it then its not a prank.


But on another note, its amusing, but he is prolly right, dog food is designed with human taste testers, well some are. Unlike exlax he prolly has no idea what you did, so you must tell him.

heh

lady fingers are those long bread cookies I use to dip in my Earl Grey during tea-time... righto.

As for pranks, I greatly loathe fat fucking figgity fat fuckers who suffer from complete lack of belt and total plumber's butt. So in high school I took a number two pencil and stuck it in this kid's crack when he was bending over, and when he stood up straight, a glorious cracking noise could be heard echoing throughout the lands.

[Eylanthriel]

Originally posted by Vixen
Somene told me once that if you put a few drops of visine in someones drink or something... that it works just like ex lax, without the taste. I have never disliked someone enough to try it, so I have no idea if it works or not.


Yes, this works, but all that is needed is one...maybe two drops. Anymore and you could seriously hurt somone. Too much visine is not good.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Heh, who'd have thought that there'd be so many different definitions to ladyfinger.

A ladyfinger (at least to me!) is a tiny little firecracker (the small ones in this picture). Growing up, you could actually hold it by the bottom between your index finger and thumb by the fingernails and light it, they were so small they wouldn't hurt if you held them by the bottom. So think firecracker thinner than a cigarette and about an inch long.

[4a6c1]

GOD I love pranks so much. Last year I had a box delivered to my friend who works as a high-school teacher. It was a baby pig inside that was drenched in vegetable oil. HAHAHA. It took them an hour to catch the damn thing. It ran all over the school and got several teachers frumpy and greasy before they called the agriculture teacher to come and fetch it. I had come to give her flowers so I could watch what happen with the pig. She didnt know I sent it till a later on. SHE WAS SO PISSED. hahaha.

And then there is April Fools of last year. I gave the mailboy the day off and hired a midget actor man to ride around the office on one of those hug long haired goats passing out the mail. Yeah, nobody did much that day, they figured it was a day off or something. But it was funny.

[AnticorRifling]

Wait til your buddy is gone of passed out, sneak into his room. Take 500 plastic cups and fill them with water and place them on the floor as close together as possilbe, cover the entire floor with them. Once he wakes up or opens the door he sees there is no way to get anywhere in the room without either picking them up and or drinking them. Great when they are in one corner and the head is in the other.