OH SHIT I KILLED A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!11

Anyway, so I was hunting with Raulda at the Stronghold and I e-waved this guy by mistake. He's all like "THNX FOR EWAVE" and I was all like "NO PROB D00D" he gets all tuff on me.

Now, is it just me or is this dude like TOTALLY DECKED OUT IN SPELLZ0RZ?!?!/1/1

- Arkans





You gesture at Cuilte.
CS: +366 - TD: +255 + CvA: -21 + d100: +90 - -5 == +185
Warding failed!
You blast Cuilte for 79 points of damage.
... 50 points of damage!
Hard strike removes the right eye and a goodly bit of skull!

* Cuilte drops dead at your feet!

Cuilte appears less confident.
Cuilte seems slightly different.
A subtle light fades from Cuilte's eyes.
The powerful look leaves Cuilte.
The deep blue glow leaves Cuilte.
Cuilte seems hesitant.
Cuilte becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Cuilte appears to lose some internal strength.
The light blue glow leaves Cuilte.
The dim aura fades from around Cuilte.
A white glow rushes away from Cuilte.
Cuilte seems to lose some dexterity.
The air about Cuilte stops shimmering.
Cuilte returns to normal color.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Cuilte.
Cuilte seems a bit less imposing.
Cuilte becomes solid again.
The very powerful look leaves Cuilte.
The white light leaves Cuilte.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Cuilte suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Cuilte.
The bright luminescence fades from around Cuilte.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Cuilte.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
The Cuilte disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
* Cuilte just bit the dust!

It's Holiday Tree, not Christmas Tree.

[Eiderfleur]

LOL I read the title of this thread and thought there was another invasion of Christmassy creatures like last year. heh

[Lomoriond]

...and then an overweight non-denominational holiday figure entered my place of residence through a non-denominational holiday entrance. He left presents in various non-denominational holiday locations throughout my place of residence and exited with care. Once back upon the roof he called "Woman of the night! woman of the night, woman of the night! Happy non-denominational winter holiday!"

Yeah... Gotta be politically correct

Edited - I can't spell denominational cause i'm lysdexic

[Edited on 12-31-2004 by Lomoriond]

ROFL

[Darnell]

Did the tree not have blue eyes and blonde hair? Just inquiring

D
"HEIL!"

The three was also black. I was.. A KOON HUNTIN

- Arkans

[Toxicvixen]

A lot of good those spells did him. Still Got Killed. :lol:

Then he started threatening me with his family. Bring it on! There is pleanty of FUCKING PWNED!!!!!11111111 to go around!!

- Arkans

[Nilandia]

Plenty of out-maneuvering, too. Right?

Nilandia

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Lomoriond
...and then an overweight non-denominational holiday figure entered my place of residence through a non-denominational holiday entrance. He left presents in various non-denominational holiday locations throughout my place of residence and exited with care. Once back upon the roof he called "Woman of the night! woman of the night, woman of the night! Happy non-denominational winter holiday!"

Yeah... Gotta be politically correct

Edited - I can't spell denominational cause i'm lysdexic

[Edited on 12-31-2004 by Lomoriond]

Ok. You cant try to show your intelligence by quoting a TV show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy. Nope. It just wont work.

DO IT AGAIN AND THE SKY WILL FALL.

[Nilandia]

So how intelligent does that make you that you recognized it?

::flees::

Nilandia

[Edaarin]

Go forth and put your powers to a better use.

Go pwn Klaive, someone needs to pick up where I left off.

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Nilandia
So how intelligent does that make you that you recognized it?

::flees::

Nilandia

bwahahaha.

Chocolate luvin puffy. GET BACK IN YOUR TOWN CENTER AND GIGGLE.

ps. my parents watch the show. when I visit them on thursdays im obligated to shaddup for it.

[Lomoriond]

A) One does not show their intelligence by posting in a topic named "OH SHIT I KILLED A CHRISTMASS TREE"

B) The quote is NOT originally from Blue Collar TV. That particular joke has been around for at least a decade (at least in my family) Farbeit for you to understand the concept of joke piggybacking

C) FUCK OFF!

D) Have a happy non-denominational new year.

E) FUCK OFF AGAIN!

F) Have a nice day

G) L

H) ...?

I) Profit.

QUICKZ, SOMEONEZ COMPLETE DA ALPHAMABET!!1

[4a6c1]

Hi. Panty twist person. Please dont go redneck-shotgun-cowprotector and kill us all. I was obviously kidding.

:nutty:

[Lomoriond]

J) K (just kidding?)

K) See above

L - LOMORIOND!

I dropped out of kindergarten after L.... Buncha elitist bastards wouldn't play with me cause I kept trying to use my new cmans on them.

[4a6c1]

J) Jerk off?

:spaz:

*BASTED BEAT ME TO THE J.

kfdaj;fkda

[Edited on 12-31-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

[Showal]

From portraits to strange shit, Arkans is one of my most favorite posters.

U JUST WSH U PWNED THE KRISTMAS TREE SO HAHAHAHAHA PWNED!!!!1111

- Arkans

[Lomoriond]

Heh, I think we got off topic here.

I'm too simpleminded to get my panties in a twist (plus I can't afford panties)

Was really just amused that you saw that particular show (since its like one of the only two times i've watched it) and even more amused you would accuse me of quoting from it.

So heres another quote

"Snow caucasian and the seven handy little people"

Buahaha

L

And oh yeah... Die christmas tree die!

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
J) Jerk off?

:spaz:

*BASTED BEAT ME TO THE J.

kfdaj;fkda

[Edited on 12-31-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

I finished the alphabet for everyone. I have pwned you all.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/abc.shtml

[4a6c1]

You know who else is an Xmas tree when they die?

Fun fact. Off topic.

Answer: ANYONE in the DA

:lol:

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Lomoriond
blah blah blah PANTIES blah blah blah

What color are your panties? :D

[Lomoriond]

Halfling christmas tree:


The dark force suddenly turns upon you and tears at your body!
CS: +189 - TD: +42 + CvA: +14 + d100: +82 - +20 == +223
Warding failed!
You are engulfed in an eerie, dark haze!
... 70 points of damage!
Incredible strike pierces your heart and runs you clean through!
A dark shadow seems to detach itself from your body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The light blue glow leaves you.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The powerful look leaves you.
The air calms down around you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
You feel less confident than before.
The buzz of thoughts in your mind subsides.
Your SIGN OF DEFENDING is no longer effective.
Your SIGN OF SHIELDS is no longer effective.
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves you.

...departing in 16 mins...
>
* Scruffy just kicked his own fucking ass!

Yeah.. i'm dead in icemule, someone come save my ass?

Edit - Bah nevermind i'll just decay

[Edited on 12-31-2004 by Lomoriond]

[4a6c1]

i win. on the creepyness.

[DeV]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit

Originally posted by Lomoriond
blah blah blah PANTIES blah blah blah

What color are your panties? :D The real question would be what color are YOUR panties. :whistle:

That question was asked rhetorically for educational purposes only. Yep.

[Tsa`ah]

I prefer boxer briefs in the cooler earth and water tones myself.

[Artha]

Personally, boxers give me the freedom that I need but also the protection that I deserve.

[Parkbandit]

Not me.. my boys need a home. I suppose boxers are fine if you don't have much that will get banged around.

:whistle:

[Artha]

I hear tighty whiteys cut off circulation and make your jenk smaller. Just so you know.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Not me.. my boys need a home. I suppose boxers are fine if you don't have much that will get banged around.

:whistle:

You know, a visual of you in your tighty whities, socks, and flip flops was not what I needed this AM.

Jorddyn :saint:

Edited to add Um, that's a lot of spells. I'm on topic!

[Edited on 12-31-2004 by Jorddyn]

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Not me.. my boys need a home. I suppose boxers are fine if you don't have much that will get banged around.

:whistle:

You know, a visual of you in your tighty whities, socks, and flip flops was just what I needed this AM. I'm all relaxed now... thanks.

Jorddyn :saint:



I fixed your post.

And they are not flip flops dammit.. they are MANDLES

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
I fixed your post.


PB --> :hammer: <-- Jorddyn

Jorddyn

Boxers are the way to go. No way my guys are going to be constricted. They got dangle and sway to and fro

- Arkans

[Showal]

do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Showal
do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow


Hahahaha beat me to it!


I'll just add,,,,

Can you toss them over yer shoulder like a regimental soldier;
Do your balls hang low!

[Drew]

Originally posted by Eiderfleur


Can you toss them over yer shoulder like a regimental soldier



Reginemtal? :?: Stop with the crazy speak! It's continental soldier!

[Nilandia]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Chocolate luvin puffy. GET BACK IN YOUR TOWN CENTER AND GIGGLE.
Get this through your head, sweetie.

I HATE CHOCOLATE!

(Nilandia, that is. Player likes it just fine.)

Now that we have that out of the way, how about you get on over to the town square, too? Your body be easy to find after I've shattered all your bones.

But then, you know I like you. :whistle:

Nilandia

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit

Originally posted by Lomoriond
blah blah blah PANTIES blah blah blah

What color are your panties? :D The real question would be what color are YOUR panties. :whistle:

That question was asked rhetorically for educational purposes only. Yep.

Yeah right. Like I'd actually answer a rude and intrusive question like that. You PIG.

Ahem. Red. *sings the thong song* Answer provided for educational purposes. Mmmhmm.

[DeV]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit

Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit

Originally posted by Lomoriond
blah blah blah PANTIES blah blah blah

What color are your panties? :D The real question would be what color are YOUR panties. :whistle:

That question was asked rhetorically for educational purposes only. Yep.

Yeah right. Like I'd actually answer a rude and intrusive question like that. You PIG.

Ahem. Red. *sings the thong song* Answer provided for educational purposes. Mmmhmm. :rofl:mao You've just given me my first laugh from a PC member for the new year. You're awesome babe.

[Nilandia]

:weirdthread:

Just how did we get on this train of thought?

Nilandia

[4a6c1]

Hey now. Thats not fair. Im not sure its even possible to derail a thread started by Arkans.

:heart: Arkans

It is absolutely impossible to derail one of my threads. For instance...


OH SHIT I ATE A KITTEN THAT WAS IN A CHRISTMAS TREE WITH PANTIES ON ITS HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

- Arkans

PS: Th0nGz r0k

[4a6c1]

See. I'm right

[Nilandia]

::sulks::

Nilandia

[Skeeter]

:hitit: