A Clean Slate

[macgyver]

Hiya Whirlin,

Listen, I know how it seems like making alt accounts may not be the cup of tea of everyone here. So, I'm offering a deal. I will create one more account, my final and last account. I'll use that account in perpetuity BUT I would like to remain anonymous. In return, you can go ahead and ban my many other accounts. I'll post normally and use the 'final' account as my main. Otherwise, we'll be at a stand off, but if you leave the door open for me to return back as a produtive member of PC society then I may just come back and reside as normal member (as far as the PC defines normal). Also, I would like it if you can disable rep from this 'final account' as I'm almost certain people will bombard me with negative rep as soon as they discover the new username. Thanks, Whirlin I really think this is the best answer!

[Astray]

You're retarded.

[Wrathbringer]

You're retar...hey!

[Taernath]

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[Mogonis]

I read through "Hiya" and rolled my eyes.

[Whirlin]

Build your own rep by not being an asshat. I haven't outed your accounts until you've acted like an trolling douche.

[Stolis]

Build your own rep by not being an asshat. I haven't outed your accounts until you've acted like an trolling douche.

Moderators have an IP ban hammer as an option on vBulletin message boards yes?

[macgyver]

Build your own rep by not being an asshat. I haven't outed your accounts until you've acted like an trolling douche.

I know, I've noticed and thanks for that since it gives me some motivation to go legit. Hm, I think I may retire macgyver and pickup some of my more dormant accounts. This isn't out of any sense of altruism, it's just... getting boring. Peace out Whirlin sensei.

[Viekn]

Hiya Whirlin,

Listen, I know how it seems like making alt accounts may not be the cup of tea of everyone here. So, I'm offering a deal. I will create one more account, my final and last account. I'll use that account in perpetuity BUT I would like to remain anonymous. In return, you can go ahead and ban my many other accounts. I'll post normally and use the 'final' account as my main. Otherwise, we'll be at a stand off, but if you leave the door open for me to return back as a produtive member of PC society then I may just come back and reside as normal member (as far as the PC defines normal). Also, I would like it if you can disable rep from this 'final account' as I'm almost certain people will bombard me with negative rep as soon as they discover the new username. Thanks, Whirlin I really think this is the best answer!

I'm one of your biggest critics, but I'll tell you straight up, you don't need to do this. Just stick to posting as macgyver and you'll be fine. I could care less if you post the trolliest shit ever, or whether it's the best advice you've given in a long time. Just do it on macgyver and not an alt account. There's a bunch of people with red rep that everyone still listens to, or buys stuff from, etc. And can't you disable your own rep in the settings section?

[Viekn]

Moderators have an IP ban hammer as an option on vBulletin message boards yes?

Yes, but if someone is posting via their mobile network only, it just uses general mobile network IP addresses, so banning one of them would essentially ban a bunch of legit people trying to post from their phone. As I understand it anyway.

[Ososis]

Remember that time he left forever?

[Taernath]

Remember that time he left forever?

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[Richaard]

Listen, I know how it seems like making alt accounts may not be the cup of tea of everyone here. So, I'm offering a deal. I will create one more account, my final and last account. I'll use that account in perpetuity BUT I would like to remain anonymous. In return, you can go ahead and ban my many other accounts. I'll post normally and use the 'final' account as my main. Otherwise, we'll be at a stand off, but if you leave the door open for me to return back as a produtive member of PC society then I may just come back and reside as normal member (as far as the PC defines normal). Also, I would like it if you can disable rep from this 'final account' as I'm almost certain people will bombard me with negative rep as soon as they discover the new username. Thanks, Whirlin I really think this is the best answer!

I enjoy how you throw little threats in there... "offering a deal", "we'll be at a standoff", "this is the best answer".

How about we offer YOU a deal. Pick up the book, "The boy who cried wolf" and read it.

No one is going to take you seriously at this point.

Edit: Oh, forgot to ask... what is "post normally" mean to you?

[macgyver]

I enjoy how you throw little threats in there... "offering a deal", "we'll be at a standoff", "this is the best answer".

How about we offer YOU a deal. Pick up the book, "The boy who cried wolf" and read it.

No one is going to take you seriously at this point.

Edit: Oh, forgot to ask... what is "post normally" mean to you?

I'm sorry you feel that way Richaard. I actually really want to change. If you've noticed from my very first threads, things didn't start out this way. I just want to start again. As you can imagine from all my time posting here I have very little friends nor any companionship from the opposite sex. But, you guys keep posting at my comments keeps me going for some reason. Otherwise, maybe I should just try to hang myself again and this time it may work. I'm trying to be upbeat about everything, hopefully you guys can come around.

[Alashir]

I normally give parkbandit the title of most crazy/deluded/nutty/etc but you're definitely making a run for it. You two should get together and go bowling imo

Edit: forgot about inspire. Maybe the three of you could get a groupon?

[Tenlaar]

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[Tenlaar]

But, you guys keep posting at my comments keeps me going for some reason. Otherwise, maybe I should just try to hang myself again and this time it may work. I'm trying to be upbeat about everything, hopefully you guys can come around.

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[Ososis]

I'm sorry you feel that way Richaard. I actually really want to change. If you've noticed from my very first threads, things didn't start out this way. I just want to start again. As you can imagine from all my time posting here I have very little friends nor any companionship from the opposite sex. But, you guys keep posting at my comments keeps me going for some reason. Otherwise, maybe I should just try to hang myself again and this time it may work. I'm trying to be upbeat about everything, hopefully you guys can come around.

Dude, you have lied about all this shit before and been called out on it. Playing the sympathy card is garbage. You want to stop getting treated like a dickbag? Then stop acting like a bag of dicks. This shit you just posted? You need an epic deepened knapsack to fit the sheer volume of cockery.

[Richaard]

I'm sorry you feel that way Richaard. I actually really want to change. If you've noticed from my very first threads, things didn't start out this way. I just want to start again. As you can imagine from all my time posting here I have very little friends nor any companionship from the opposite sex. But, you guys keep posting at my comments keeps me going for some reason. Otherwise, maybe I should just try to hang myself again and this time it may work. I'm trying to be upbeat about everything, hopefully you guys can come around.

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[Ososis]

Fun times with responsibility, trustworthiness, humility.

That's gold.

[Richaard]

Fun times with responsibility, trustworthiness, humility.

That's gold.

Maybe he can earn those three on a whole different forum.

[Gelston]

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[Richaard]

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[Taernath]

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[Mogonis]

Oh my god, I'm loving this pizza porn.

[macgyver]

Hey guys!

Well, here we are finally! I would like to thank you guys for coming with me on this wonderful journey. I love all of you, really, I do. I wish you well and hope you work hard toward your dreams! Gemstone is not life! And I hope everyone understands that. Everything in moderation! You guys have been thoughtful and some of you very kind but I think my interest has run it's course on these forums. Besides, I've recently discovered a bodybuilding forum which for a lack of a better word is intense and difficult.

Whirlin, you understand you are awesome and I know you'll do awesome as mod!

Wyrom, your idea about a Simu Communication only serious folder is actually a pretty spot on idea; think Whirlin should get on that.

Politics guys, it's been a blast! And yeah I'm a snowflake liberal who refuses oral sex from the GF because I think it's mysoginistic!

Viekn, Tgo, Maerit, and Methais, thanks for the in-depth mechanics lessons for the game.

Tisket, seriously, try looking at acrylics. I know you think everything is "CG" but you can't be taken seriously as an artist without getting into the 'old school' as well.

Ososis, Mogonis, and Wraithbringer. Heh, I love you guys! But why so serious?!

If I missed anyone, apologies. It's been fun guys, really. I'll see you all on the other side!

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[Gelston]

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[Astray]

You're retarded.

[Ososis]

My last post as MacGyver.

Swell.

[SHAFT]

I normally give parkbandit the title of most crazy/deluded/nutty/etc but you're definitely making a run for it. You two should get together and go bowling imo

Edit: forgot about inspire. Maybe the three of you could get a groupon?

Inspire = macgyver? Didn't I read that in a post earlier? Makes sense.

[SashaFierce]

https://media.giphy.com/media/9gjdQgzThQ9mU/giphy.gif

wtf is that

[Gelston]

Inspire = macgyver? Didn't I read that in a post earlier? Makes sense.

He made an account named InSpIrE or something like that. SashaFierce is the true Inspire.

[Back]

::rolls eyes:: Oh, that MacGyver!

[Whirlin]

Merged the two threads. No need for multiple ones. I basically did what Gelston's pic depicted.

[Parkbandit]

We should update forum rules to state that starting threads with multiple accounts is against TOS.