Player's Corner Forums, SEXIEST: 2004.

Just too tired to make a poll...

Being the cold, heartless bastard that I am, please allow me to ostracize this friendly community with my evildoings by simply asking the question:

Which poster has been kind enough to grace this forum with their SEXINESS. It is in this respect, that I must emphasize that being SEXY can depend on many factors, whether they are they funny, intelligent, witty... Hell, they might even be good looking :smug:.

So, let the fun begin and post who YOU think made the cut in 2004.

[Drew]

I'm awesome in all respects!:drool:

[Tsa`ah]

I can't submit a nomination, rather a suggestion.

The 2005 PC hottie geek girl swimsuit/lingerie/nude calendar.

Okay, so far Drew is by far the SEXIEST of 2004, because... he said so, and I should make a poll....

....but I won't.

[Drew]

Thread is closed.

Thread is closed.

Blargh!

[Drew]

Gotta cash my chips while I have the lead!

In no particular order, other than alphabetical...

DeV
Jazuela
Jesae
Jenisi
Jihna
Leloo
Lalana
Maimara
Miss X
Nieninque
The Cat In The Hat

[Ilvane]

I second Lalana, and Cat in the Hat! :)

-A

[Nakiro]

Cat

[DianaBanana]

Awww how sad, I didnt even make the list. I'll go to my corner and cry now.


:lol:

[DeV]

Diana.... and Lalana.... and Jesae... and Maimara... and Jenisi... and (that chick who kissed that guy at that Gemstone event), she's cute too... and all the damn women of the PC are SEXY in some way shape or form. Especially Harmnone in that MILF :saint: way.. and Ilvane cause she is a sweetheart and...the list goes on.
For the guys... definitely Stanley(yep..I'd hit it!) and Adredrin and some select few others(don't have time to post all of ya).

[Hips]

Adredrin
Rhys
Tayre
Kaeral
SHM.

I think that's it.

[Brattt8525]

Arkans

I didn't make the list? damnit it all to hell I have lost luggage AND didn't make this list I shall now go and weep in a corner. :bleh:

[Tromp]

Jenisi rocks!

[Miss X]

SHM
Anticor
Arkans
Latrinsorm
Lyonis
Tsa'ah

Hehe, better stop before I list every male around!! ;)

[The Cat In The Hat]

Anticore
Dave/Edine
Galleazzo - He hates me but for some reason it's a turn on
Nakiro :drool:
SHM

I just woke up, lemme shower and get dressed then Ill think of more!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Yay :) I made some lists of hotties :)

Now my list, in no particular order (though maybe geographically?)

MissX
Nieninque
Eiderfleur (I'm noticing an English flare...)
Michiko
CatintheHat
Spungirl
Jesae
Zilana because she's my goddess!
Lalana
Hunterleigh (cause she's hot)
Ilvane
CrystalTears

[Caiylania]

:heart: PB. His mini-van just does it for me.

:::runsaway:::

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Caiylania
:heart: PB. His mini-van just does it for me.

:::runsaway:::

I'm detecting a slight hint of sarcasm here.............................

:sniffle:

[Caiylania]

None! I swear!

<----- has a station wagon. Though it is one sexy ass station wagon. Which people in Europe call a Variant. Much cooler word!

[Trinitis]

...

I made a list?! OMG!!! /dies

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Adredrin
...

I made a list?! OMG!!! /dies

Yeah, im pretty shocked I did too.

[AnticorRifling]

My title says it all.

I will be signing autographs for all my fans at 10 PM EST

- Arkans

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
My title says it all.

A Title isn't worth a thousand words.. a picture is.

Allow me.

[Mistomeer]

Sexiest:
That chick with 3 knockers in Total Recall
Margaret Thatcher
Taylor Hanson

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Mistomeer
Sexiest:
That chick with 3 knockers in Total Recall
Margaret Thatcher
Taylor Hanson

Wow...

And please don't freak out.. I blotted out the nipples and I think we all realize that NONE of those boobs are actually real.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Who's hungry?

[Chyrain]

people just dont know how sexy i am.

I call the right one!

- Arkans

[Mistomeer]

PB that was fucking awesome.

Also, I forgot Mariel Hemmingway...

[Edited on 12-28-2004 by Mistomeer]

[Jolena]

Stunseed
Gothique
Michiko
Tayre
Stay
Jenisi
Maimara
Cat
PB
Maimara
Tsa'ah

[Sean]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
Awww how sad, I didnt even make the list. I'll go to my corner and cry now.


:lol:

You should, since you got iritable last time people started refering to you as hot/sexy.

[Toxicvixen]

No order, just :heart::

Arkans
Parkbandit
Wezas
Stanley Burrell
Adredrin
Iqxero
AnticorRifling
Miss X
SpunGirl
DarknessWithin (when he posts)
JihnasSpirit
Eiderfleur
Cat in The Hat

OH DIP! I'M FIRST SO I'M OBVIOUSLY THE BEST!!

(PLZ IGN0R3 FRST LINE UF H3R P0ZT)

- Arkans

APparantly not the best since I double posted like a n00b

- Arkans

[Edited on 12-28-2004 by Arkans]

[Tsunami]

Stanley....of course
Anticor....duh
Wezas....gotta love a man who puts his hands in yer pockets
PB....hes so fiesty
Tayre....more fiesty

um, thats it for now

[Toxicvixen]

Yeah I gotta admit your name did pop up first! :heart: Arkans!

:up::up::up::up::up::up::up:

- Arkans


ALL U GUYZ ROK

[Wezas]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
Awww how sad, I didnt even make the list. I'll go to my corner and cry now.


:lol:

if it makes you feel any better, this was a discussion about a month ago when we were talking about a different PCer and he said he didn't think she was "cute":



Legend Wezas: So who on the PC would be the most to your liking?
Rachel Pwnz: Uh
Rachel Pwnz: I'm thinking Diana.
Legend Wezas: Banana?
Rachel Pwnz: Tru.
Legend Wezas: Pretty good choice
Session Close (Rachel Pwnz): Fri Nov 19 15:18:45 2004

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Jolena
Stunseed
Gothique
Michiko
Tayre
Stay
Jenisi
Maimara
Cat
PB
Maimara
Tsa'ah

Damn! I made Jolena's list twice! :lol:

Jolena needs a spanking, and im first in line to give it! (yeah ok, after Stun!)
Maimara
Chica :purr:
Eider Rawr!
Tayre
And the new guy!! :drool: Telban is his name I think? Yeah, i'd definatley hit that!



[Edited on 12-28-2004 by The Cat In The Hat]

[Toxicvixen]

3 times! I said you too! :)

[Latrinsorm]

Miss X
Mint
Diana
Weedmage
Michiko
Caiylania
JihnasSpirit
Nieninque (who I really hope is over 18(ish))
Maimara
Arkans
Anticor
Skirmisher
Jenisi

edit: I KNEW I was forgetting someone

[Edited on 12-28-2004 by Latrinsorm]

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Toxicvixen
3 times! I said you too! :)

She listed me twice though on the same list, I feel sooo loved :purr:

[Toxicvixen]

Ah! I didn't catch that! I think I almost did too. Until I remember you are the same person. :D

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Toxicvixen
Ah! I didn't catch that! I think I almost did too. Until I remember you are the same person. :D

I cant for the life of me remember who you are in game!

[Soulpieced]

Nobody loves Soulpieced :(

[Toxicvixen]

I was gonna add you! I :heart: you!

[Soulpieced]

Probably because I pulled all my pictures to protect my identity..

[Kainen]

Kaeral (he's such a cute lil devil)
Anticor (big sexy :D )
Caiylania (she knows why)
PB (not tellin)
Michiko (same as above)
Harmnone (how can a pagan nun NOT be sexy??)
Tayre (because even when he gets teased or messed with he's great about it.. and he has a great sense of humor)
Tsa'ah (I got my reasons)

[Edited on 12-28-2004 by Kainen]

[Snapp]

I won't list guys, cuz I know they all get their panties in a bunch when a gay guy gives a compliment, but here's the chicks that I think should be on the list in no particular order:

Lalana
Diana
DEV
Mint (MIA!)
Caiy
Harmnone
Brattt
Camri
Lady Prisma

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Snapp
I won't list guys, cuz I know they all get their panties in a bunch when a gay guy gives a compliment.


I got no problem with it. Hell, the only people at work who notice when I cut my hair or lose any weight are the two gay guys I work with.

I'll take what I can get.

Ahhh, people actually voted for me :lol2:

I'm the bad guy though for starting this thread, I don't see why anyone would bother wasting their time on such a :clown: such as myself.

Also :heart: Dev & Opheeleah :smilegrin:

[Shari]

In no particular order.

PB-his sarcasm and wit just leaves me speechless and peeing myself at the same time.

Anticor-for the same reason

Stanley-because he is comfortable enough with himself to poke fun at himself (which I do myself) which I find totally adorable.

Wezas-because I'm flattered to have my very first stalker, and he's very funny.

SHM-because he's got attitude, and that's sexy.

I didn't go with the girls cause well...while I do find girls sexy too, I'm just much more inclined to pick the guys.

Usually the ones who get my attentions are the funny, sarcastic ones. I would much rather spend my time with someone who can make me laugh over someone who physically looks attractive and ZERO personality.

[Ilvane]

I'm oddly enough more able to pick out the sexy women than the men, though I'm as straight as you get.:)

I do think however that I enjoy Tsa'ah for his intelligence, PB for his debates(even though he's a conservative), and SHM because I like his personality, and that's sexy.

Oh and Spun, she's a cutie!

-A

[faiyth]

Yep, I'm with you. I seem to notice the sexy women before I notice the sexy men... don't tell my boyfriend that though heh. I've seen a number of girls on here who LOOK good, don't know their personalities. I think my list would consist of Jenisi, Diana and Blazing cause I always laugh at posts by Blazing...

[crazymage]

Chyrain even though shes a ho (which i totally mean in an adoring kind of way)

Goth

Chica

[Edited on 12-28-2004 by crazymage]

[Polariz]

You *WISH* she was a ho.

I'd totally nail Damina np.

~Polariz

[Soulpieced]

I'd totally nail nobody.

<------- Too damn sexy for PC.

[Ryku]

I'm going to have to chime in on this one and say Nieninque's gotta be the sexiest. Don't know what it is but she totally does it for me in that "im going to tie you up and kick the shit outta you" type of way! Oh yeah.... :smilegrin:

[4a6c1]

This thread is weird.

All of you ho's are sexy bitches.

Word up to the bird up. Dawgs. Peace. Peace Out. Peace out x 2. Peace out 2x.

Yes, Stanley I stole your line.

*edited because something is wrong with the font thang

[Edited on 12-29-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

[Skeeter]

:hitit:

[Gan]

Originally posted by Polariz
You *WISH* she was a ho.

I'd totally nail Damina np.

~Polariz

2 bad U have a rusty hammer...

hahahahahahahahah. J/K
:lol::lol::lol:

[fallenSaint]

Miss X do be HAWT

Dont know anyone else enough to say.

Maybe it's a little to early for someone to tally the votes for the sexiest..

..So far, from skimming, I've gathered that Miss X, SHM, Anticor, The Cat in the hat and Nieninque seem to be the sexiest.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Kainen
Michiko (same as above)

:wow:

No really, why me?? Heheh.

[DCSL]

I cast my vote for the departed (from the PC) longshot. That boy was sooooooo hot. Hole-lee-crap. Nothin' sexier than a clever wit and a bad attitude. Rowr!

[Toxicvixen]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat I cant for the life of me remember who you are in game!


BWAHAHAHA! MY PLAN IS WORKING! Barely any one knows me in game. Its cause I have no social Skillz . And Bad Breath. Yeah I think thats it. :yes:

No love

I am SO a finalist. Every vote for me is worth 2x as much.

- Arkans

[Souzy]

Wow someone made another thread like this? I say everyone in this forum is hot. All except the ones that have cunty attitudes, ya'll can kiss my butt.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Lalana
I say everyone in this forum is hot. All except the ones that have cunty attitudes, ya'll can kiss my butt.

You do realize you're now going to have some men acting like assholes just for the opportunity, don't you? :)

Jorddyn, uberhot or something

[DianaBanana]

Since I havent been around the boards much lately let me take this opportunity to be an "attention whore" and direct you all to the pictures I just posted of myself in the "pictures" thread.

Yes, that was a huge run-on sentence. :yes:

:P

[Brattt8525]

Arkans
Stanley
Snapp
Anticor
PB
Adredrin
Wezas

[Edited on 12-29-2004 by Brattt8525]

[Kuyuk]

Harmnone bigtime.


Jenisi

Gothique

Lalana

Eider in a twisted British way...

Bob because he's great and called me.

Diana because she's cute and for some reason I think she's "proper"...but we all know the truth....

And everyone else unlucky enough to talk to me on the phone.


K.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Jesae
PB
Anticor
Stanley
Wezas
SHM


We made the list Guys!


Usually the ones who get my attentions are the funny, sarcastic ones. I would much rather spend my time with someone who can make me laugh over someone who physically looks attractive and ZERO personality.

Looks like we made the Ugly list, Guys!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm ok with that ;)

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Brattt8525
Arkans
Stanley
Snapp
Anticor
PB
Adrenin <sp>
Wezas


:bye:

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Jesae
PB
Anticor
Stanley
Wezas
SHM


We made the list Guys!


Usually the ones who get my attentions are the funny, sarcastic ones. I would much rather spend my time with someone who can make me laugh over someone who physically looks attractive and ZERO personality.

Looks like we made the Ugly list, Guys!

I feel like a member of the Brat Pack.

[Eiderfleur]

I should have read this thread earlier hahahah I made a list or two!!! Bloody hell you people are SICK SICK SICK!


As for people who I think are hot, I guess I'll go for personality mostly here because I don't tend to look and fantasise over pics posted here! (Except pics of Stan)

In no particular order.

Nien
Miss X
Cat in the Hat
PB
Caiylana
And last but not least Stan

I still giggle at the mention of his "Jewfro" (Never heard that term before LOL - So now I can tell my fiance he has a Pubefro!!! Yay!! I can weird out more of his friends! :D )

That's the list for now, at least.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Dang, I didn't make the international list :(

[The Cat In The Hat]

ya know what? I'm gonna say Crazymage. Because he never fails to make me laugh, and no matter how pissed off I get at him (for being an asshole!) I can never stay mad at him.

:heart: Sergey

I have to add DianaBanana to my list after them sexy pictures (What's with the gigantic thumbs though?)

And... PB because he takes pride in his minivan.

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
I have to add DianaBanana to my list after them sexy pictures (What's with the gigantic thumbs though?)

And... PB because he takes pride in his minivan.

Dude, I'm telling you, I dont know what's up with the friggin thumbs in those pics. Although I just made the same motion with my hand and they dont look that big! Freakin weird!

[Ilvane]

Adredrin :heart: :heart: How could I forget to put you on the sexy list.:grin:

Oh, and Harmnone, she's sexy for being her!

-A

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by DianaBanana

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
I have to add DianaBanana to my list after them sexy pictures (What's with the gigantic thumbs though?)

And... PB because he takes pride in his minivan.

Dude, I'm telling you, I dont know what's up with the friggin thumbs in those pics. Although I just made the same motion with my hand and they dont look that big! Freakin weird!

You know what they say.. big thumbs...

[Edaarin]

Posters with no votes:

RangerD1, myself, Soulpieced

You're all just jealous.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Post some ab pictures ;p

[Edaarin]

My attention whoring days are over. And I'm on dial-up right now.

I'm sure Wezas has them saved on his HD though.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Post some ab pictures ;p

I second this request. :drool:

Jorddyn, not old enough to be a dirty old woman yet

[Skeeter]

I got served :cry:

[Edited on 12-29-2004 by Skeeter]

[DeV]

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Post some ab pictures ;p

I second this request. :drool:

Jorddyn, not old enough to be a dirty old woman yet Damn... and here I was thinking you were milf material. :saint:

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Post some ab pictures ;p

I second this request. :drool:

Jorddyn, not old enough to be a dirty old woman yet Damn... and here I was thinking you were milf material. :saint:

Not a mom, not that attractive, so no.

But I have one hell of a personality :D

Unless you meant SHM.... :lol:

Jorddyn

[DeV]

Originally posted by Jorddyn
But I have one hell of a personality :D
Jorddyn You qualify!

[Latrinsorm]

Leloo

[Miss X]

I totally missed from my list:
Artha (except hes underage omg)
Fallen Saint
Dave/Edine
Kranar (brains = hot)
And loads more but I'm too tired to type!

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Miss X
Artha (except hes underage omg)4 sirius.

[Sean]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Posters with no votes:

RangerD1, myself, Soulpieced

You're all just jealous.

Your last years news, this year is the year of the elderly. Look how many votes PB and SHM have.

Them elders have EXPERIENCE son.

All the grandmas donning diapers report to my private quarters immediately.

[Sean]

Sorry didn't mean any disprespect .. pops.

Word up, yo!

And in this light, I must add Harmnone to the list, and I must run, very, very, very fast...

(Can you outrun a spiteful Pagan voodoo hex though?)

[peam]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Posters with no votes:

RangerD1, myself, Soulpieced

You're all just jealous.

I don't post here or anything.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Them elders have EXPERIENCE son.

All the grandmas donning diapers report to my private quarters immediately.

:wow:

You scare me. Lots.

Jorddyn

[Kainen]

Ok I have to amend my list and add Stanley Burrell :D

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by Tijay

Originally posted by Edaarin
Posters with no votes:

RangerD1, myself, Soulpieced

You're all just jealous.

Your last years news, this year is the year of the elderly. Look how many votes PB and SHM have.

Somehow I think we just got insulted PB... but I'm ok with it!

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage

Originally posted by Tijay

Originally posted by Edaarin
Posters with no votes:

RangerD1, myself, Soulpieced

You're all just jealous.

Your last years news, this year is the year of the elderly. Look how many votes PB and SHM have.

Somehow I think we just got insulted PB... but I'm ok with it!


Hey at least you have girls who want to shag you though.


Edited to add Boys too!!!


[Edited on 12-30-2004 by Eiderfleur]

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm down with being shagged.

[Sean]

I flipped a coin between elderly and horny republican's, the decided that PB might think the latter was a good thing.

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Tijay
I flipped a coin between elderly and horny republican's, the decided that PB might think the latter was a good thing.

Can a man of PB's age still function?

*runs away*

[Sean]

You're the one who finds him sexy, thats your problem.

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Tijay
You're the one who finds him sexy, thats your problem.

Hey he has a shaggin' wagon. :)

I need to patent my ingenuity.

[4a6c1]

K. Ima post my list.

But isnt all based on looks. Well, some of it is but mainly on the funnyness. Funnyness is a one way ticket into my knickers ((well...alot of things get that ticket but mainly the funnyness. And then theres the gigantadick factor. And they have to have *phenomenal* pain tolerance. Yes. Thats important too. Wait. NEVERMIND. IGNORE ALL THAT. Heres my list))

Teh Sex0rs of PC:

Arkans - The funnyness. And plus, he told me he cross dresses on Saturdays. Broken crosses and hooker heels are HAWT. *snicker*

Stanley - Its the funnyness. And he cross dresses too. Nein told me so. She even posted proof.

Eiderfleur - She is weirder than me and that is so HAWT.

Jolena - mmm, mexicans. Ahem. And, ummm.... she has a nice personality? Yeah, thats it. hehe

Talben - MUST SEX TEH NEW GUY. whooo! j/k

Harmnone - because I have a nun-with-a-whip obsession. And I'm sure shes just playing hard to get. :grin:

Maimara - its the evil funnyness

[Jolena]

<Jolena - mmm, mexicans. Ahem. And, ummm.... she has a nice personality? Yeah, thats it. hehe>


:tears up and teeters on the back of a beat up old pickup truck before collapsing onto a grungy ice cooler, and crosses her legs while adjusting her gaudy pink, lemon yellow and cream white fake silk dress with the emerald green fake baubles attached on the bodice. Waving her hand in the air in the typical princess wave she strains her voice to be heard over the sounds of "Mexican Hatdance" which is filtering out of the windows of the truck:

I..:chokes on the emotions of her words:...I just wanna say..:coughs and wipes at the tears on her cheeks: I just wanna say THANK you to the little people for this honor! I will never forget you! You made me who I am today!

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Jolena - mmm, mexicans. Ahem. And, ummm.... she has a nice personality? Yeah, thats it. hehe



Admit it! It's the way she sounds when she wheezes!!

:drool:

hey mang, I find that offensive, mang.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Word up, yo!

And in this light, I must add Harmnone to the list, and I must run, very, very, very fast...

(Can you outrun a spiteful Pagan voodoo hex though?)

The answer to your question is:

No, you cannot outrun such a hex. You cannot run, you cannot hide, and you cannot survive. When you wake up in the morning and find yourself covered with warts, and ribbeting, you shall know Pagan wrath at its finest!:smug:

HarmNone is not old. She is just highly experienced.;)

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Talben - MUST SEX TEH NEW GUY. whooo! j/k


Lets just gang up on him! Im sure he wouldn't mind...

[faiyth]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Talben - MUST SEX TEH NEW GUY. whooo! j/k


Lets just gang up on him! Im sure he wouldn't mind...

Not many men mind.. heh

[Meos]

You don't need to be that sexy if your a whore.

<~~~

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
hey mang, I find that offensive, mang.

Well shit. i didnt mean it to be offensive. Really. I like mexicans so much I married one. :D


Originally posted by Jolena
<Jolena - mmm, mexicans. Ahem. And, ummm.... she has a nice personality? Yeah, thats it. hehe>


:tears up and teeters on the back of a beat up old pickup truck before collapsing onto a grungy ice cooler, and crosses her legs while adjusting her gaudy pink, lemon yellow and cream white fake silk dress with the emerald green fake baubles attached on the bodice. Waving her hand in the air in the typical princess wave she strains her voice to be heard over the sounds of "Mexican Hatdance" which is filtering out of the windows of the truck:

I..:chokes on the emotions of her words:...I just wanna say..:coughs and wipes at the tears on her cheeks: I just wanna say THANK you to the little people for this honor! I will never forget you! You made me who I am today!

I will amend what I said only by saying this: U STARTED IT

[Edited on 12-30-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

[Jolena]

Oh hell, now we're done for. She married a mexican. FUCK it all. (/sarcasm)

[4a6c1]

HAHAHAHA

and one day i will have babies

screw you wurld

[Darnell]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Well shit. i didnt mean it to be offensive. Really. I like mexicans so much I married one. :D

You must have a really good job......

D

[Jolena]

:injured: <------ Jihna after I get ahold of her. That's all.

Edited to add that I don't dance naked to the Mexican Hat dance, Jihna. I wear my heels. :lol:

[Edited on 12-30-2004 by Jolena]

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Jolena
:injured: <------ Jihna after I get ahold of her. That's all.

Edited to add that I don't dance naked to the Mexican Hat dance, Jihna. I wear my heels. :lol:

[Edited on 12-30-2004 by Jolena]

Pictures please

[4a6c1]

She wants me so bad.

Also. Darnell, wtf?? I do, thanx. :)

someone count all the votes on this useless thread I created and tell me who the friggin winners are.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Edaarin
My attention whoring days are over. And I'm on dial-up right now.

I'm sure Wezas has them saved on his HD though.

Lets see.

Is your name Jesae?

No?

Then the only pic I have of you is you biting Stanley's nipple.

:blush:

[4a6c1]

No you cant do that.

First time I voted I said "all you ho's".

So first you'd have to get "all you ho's" to stand up and be counted. HaHA! Funtime.

[crazymage]

somewhere in washington Damina stands up!

[crazymage]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
ya know what? I'm gonna say Crazymage. Because he never fails to make me laugh, and no matter how pissed off I get at him (for being an asshole!) I can never stay mad at him.

:heart: Sergey

she only said me because i said her, i withdraw from running!

[4a6c1]

Big bang. And then on the eighth day Sergey made a ho-themed joke about someone standing up. And the world ended.

And since Warbunny isnt here I will just say it for him. OMG U ARE HAWKING SCIENTIST GUY. BAD BAD MAN. I HOPE UR VOICEBOX BREAKS.

[crazymage]

thats cold.

[4a6c1]

Awww. Sergey quit pretending you have feelings.

[Chyrain]

Originally posted by crazymage
somewhere in washington Damina stands up!


h8.

[crazymage]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Awww. Sergey quit pretending you have feelings.

man im callin I.N.S on your husband.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by crazymage

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
ya know what? I'm gonna say Crazymage. Because he never fails to make me laugh, and no matter how pissed off I get at him (for being an asshole!) I can never stay mad at him.

:heart: Sergey

she only said me because i said her, i withdraw from running!


Yeah, thats the ONLY reason i said it.

...

Im gonna stay mad this time!

[crazymage]

:heart: cat

[4a6c1]

:rofl:

LA MIGRA! LA MIGRA!

Do it. I would laugh so hard.

*edited to for a disclaimer: so would he. Hes Americanized.

[Edited on 12-30-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

[crazymage]

he only married you to become legal.

[Darnell]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
She wants me so bad.

Also. Darnell, wtf?? I do, thanx. :)

hahahaha. If you don't know, then I'm not going to be the one to explain it. Ask Arkans, he'll be more then happy to explain that one.

D
"Last thing I need is the minority right squad (AKA Nieninque) screaming at me"

[4a6c1]

Damnit Sergey. And all this time I thought it was for my money and pussy. Fucking bust my bubble like that. /sarcasm

*edited to add. Yes. Darnell. I'm still confused. I'm part of the gothic nazi club already but does that mean I will have to be Republican?? If so, I QUIT.

[Edited on 12-30-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

Just gotta be a Nazi fascist goth!

- Arkans

[crazymage]

OH OH THEY SAID NAZI!!!

[4a6c1]

nazi nazi

2x

OH DIP!!11

NAZI NAZI NAZI xinfinite!!!!!!111111

- Arkans

Arkans eats nazi flavored dip

OH DIP x google plex

[4a6c1]

I read nazi flavored dip and my mind went straight to the GUTTER. :lol:

[Back]

Sexiest... in no particular order.

Miss X, comrades for life.
Valthissa for the society tone in her posts.
Jesae in the Picture thread.
JhinasSpirit makes me laugh and her avatar.
Maimara for her outrageousness.
Harmnone and her maturity.
Lalana, of course.
Mint for being such a sweety.
TRL for her smarts.
Nineque for her accent. Whip across the pond sharpish!
The Cat in the Hat. Would you do it in a box? Would you do it with a fox? Would you eat green eggs and ham?


How was I not mentioned? Yeesh, don’t post for a while and you’re yesterday’s news.
:crie:

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage

Originally posted by Tijay

Originally posted by Edaarin
Posters with no votes:

RangerD1, myself, Soulpieced

You're all just jealous.

Your last years news, this year is the year of the elderly. Look how many votes PB and SHM have.

Somehow I think we just got insulted PB... but I'm ok with it!

It's only Tijay.. he's just jealous.

Dear Tijay-

Get your wife a real shaggin wagon and you'll have them standing in line for you man. That has to be my secret.

Still no love. Btw where is mint

[Skeeter]

I find myself sexy

:shibby:

[crazymage]

i totally derailed this thread till backlash ruined it!

[Jenisi]

I nominate Tromp, you guys have never seen his pictures but I have.. and d-d-d-d-d-damn *sizzle*

[Edited on 12-30-2004 by Jenisi]

[DeV]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
I read nazi flavored dip and my mind went straight to the GUTTER. :lol: You are such a freak, woman. I'm adding you to my list. And Snapp! <3 <3

[Chelle]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand out of nowhere comes my list! Shbang! Splat!

In no particular order.

1. Cat
2. Jihna
3. RangerD1
4. Wezas
5. PB
6. CrystalTears
7. HarmNone
8. HobbitMage
9. Lalana
10. Bob
11. Arkans
12. Stanley
13. Leloo
14. Ieva
15. Spunny

I know I am forgetting someone.. but, if you think its you, then OKAY!

Peace Out.

Happy New Year!

[Edited on 12-30-2004 by Chelle]

One more for the good guys!

- Arkans

[The Cat In The Hat]

OMG I totally feel like shit! I forgot Chelle!! It's ok, you can spank me for it. I would so totally do her and her sexy little devil girl avatar

[Parkbandit]

Cat-

Are you really bi.. or are you just posting that to tease me?

[The Cat In The Hat]

Um.. I am really. Ask Jolena!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body...

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body...


SHM, that's so hot.

[Wezas]

<--- noticed that I was *edited* into Chelle's list. She tried to make it look legit by inserting me into #4

[Artha]

<--- noticed that I was *edited* into Chelle's list. She tried to make it look legit by inserting me into #4


Oh poor you.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Artha
Oh poor you.

When you say that, I picture this Sopranos star:

http://www.sopranoland.com/episodes/ep02/images/02-livia6.jpg

:hitit:

Mmmm, Nancy Marshon.

[Latrinsorm]

She hasn't posted in awhile, so I'm justified in forgetting her in my previous Indisputably Correct List (even though I'm not, really):

Satira

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
I read nazi flavored dip and my mind went straight to the GUTTER. :lol: You are such a freak, woman. I'm adding you to my list. And Snapp! <3 <3

DeV wants my tatas. WHOO!

[Drew]

This is how I browsed this thread: :?:

[The Cat In The Hat]

Do the winners of this thing get a prom and spiffy little king and queen crowns?

[Tsa`ah]

No, they must submit nude/nearly pictures to me for a calendar, except those with male genitalia ... It's a wang free calendar.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
No, they must submit nude/nearly pictures to me for a calendar, except those with male genitalia ... It's a wang free calendar.

The winners with said genitalia may submit pictures of the same type to me :D

Jorddyn

[Chelle]

Wang free calendars make me ... sad. :(

Got Wang?

Yes I am kidding.


Anyhoo time to shpank Cat.

:spank, spank, spank!:


Haha and I edited cuz I forgot about Spun for a second. :P

[The Cat In The Hat]

You are such a tease!

[Trinitis]

Oh, and Cat? I thought you might find this funny..it happened last night.

Me : I'm going to check some threads on PC real quick.
Friend (Dale) : Alright.
(reading threads..)
Dale : Whoa..whos that?
(Dale points at Cat's avatar)
Me : I think thats Cat's picture.
Dale : Is that really her?
Me : As far as I know..
Dale : Daymn..she's fuckin hot.

[The Cat In The Hat]

ROFL

ya know... Nobody ever looks at me! I could walk around the mall dressed like a hooker and nobody would hit on me or offer me money :(



[Edited on 12-31-2004 by The Cat In The Hat]

[Lord Dainslef]

I noticed I'm not metioned anywhere in here....hrm...:saint:

[The Cat In The Hat]

I never see you post!

Here's a vote for the uber sexy Dains

[Toxicvixen]

Hey I felt no love either Dain, but no worries I always think your a sexy Beer Man! :beer:

[Vixen]

I vote for Dains! Cause I <3 him.

Kasi/Jani

[Ilvane]

:heart: Dains and his player.:) He's a sweetheart.

-A

[The Cat In The Hat]

Zilana - Because she wants me to pet her muffy.

[Jolena]

Okay well since there's a calander thingy coming, I'd like to post again for my list.

1. Gothique
2. Jihna
3. Tsa'ah
4. Tjay
5. Kasia
6. Gothique
7. Jihna
8. Gothique
9. Jihna
10. Gothique
11.Jihna
12. Gothique
13. Jihna
14. Gothique
15. Jihna

(PS> I didn't list Stun cause I dun wanna share damnit! So no pics!)

Ahem. Now I suggest Cat and Jihna send in the tata pics now!

[The Cat In The Hat]

:hitit:

haahaa

I love you Jolena. I love you more with a paddle in your hand.

[Jolena]

Dear gothi,

You make me :blush: and wanna :aww: so here it is
------> :moon2: as long as we :sloppy: afterward and you still respect me in the morning!

[The Cat In The Hat]

:worship: Jolena

[Betheny]

Wow.

I'm going back to oblivion now.

[DeV]

All the girls are getting freaky with each other. :popcorn2:

[Killer Kitten]

Once upon a time...
I was young and cute.

Of course, that was a long time ago, galaxy far far away, yadda, yadda, yadda...

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by DeV
All the girls are getting freaky with each other. :popcorn2:

Who wouldn't want to get freaky with Jolena?

As far as my avatar really being me, I took a webcam pic with a sign, it's in the Gallery.

[Edited on 1-2-2005 by The Cat In The Hat]

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Jolena
Okay well since there's a calander thingy coming, I'd like to post again for my list.


ROX. Jolena wants my tata's more than once.

But umm, we will need to schedule breaks for you. Just agree. You will want them later. :devilsmile:

Now whats all this about a calendar? :?:


Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
blah blah blah, I love you with a paddle in your hand.


Ahem. Im understanding I should get to know you a little better. :D

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
blah blah blah, I love you with a paddle in your hand.


Ahem. Im understanding I should get to know you a little better. :D

Perhaps you should!

[4a6c1]

hmmm

<plotting>

:howudoing:

[The Cat In The Hat]

Ya know, if this keeps up we're gonna have all the guys on the boards begging :devil:

[4a6c1]

They can watch. Only.

:blndwhip:

[DeV]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
They can watch. Only.

:blndwhip: I'll direct the video!! Bringing up close and personal to a whole new level!!!11 :drool:

[The Cat In The Hat]

Yeah, but you would have to pay us a lot for that privelage

[4a6c1]

:bouncy:

fun fun

[Jolena]

Hey hey now! If I'm gonna be in a video, I demand to have a neato completo wardrobe. Oh and a hair artist and stuffs. :bleh:

[The Cat In The Hat]

Your wardrobe will consist of a skimpy patent leather dom outfit and a paddle!

[Gan]

Good lawd you'd make a good dog break his leash.

:foshizzle:

Yup. This thread has officially been derailed.

[The Cat In The Hat]

I think everyone already gave their lists.

But we'll be good from now on.

[4a6c1]

No I wont.

:flames:

Stanley, you can hold the camera.

Say hello to my leetle friend :camera:

[The Cat In The Hat]

Ok Stanley, you started this tally up the votes and lets get this calendar underway

And dont forget the wang!

[Edited on 1-3-2005 by The Cat In The Hat]

Yessum, one tally with wang, slightly chilled, shaken, not stirred, coming up...

[Jolena]

:clap:

Dev - 2
Cat - 14!
Tromp
Nakiro
Snapp - 2
Jihna - 7
RD1
Wezas - 5
ParkBandit - 11!
CT - 2
HarmNone - 9
SMH - 5
Lalana - 8
Bob - 2
Arkans - 7
Me - 8
Leloo - 3
Ieva - 2
Spungirl - 4
Dainslef - 3
Zilana - 2
Tsa'ah - 5
Tijay
Galleazo
Kasia
Miss X - 9
Valthissa
Jesae - 4
Maimara - 6
Mint - 3
TRL
Nieninque - 6
Artha
Fallen Saint
Dave - 2
Kranar
Eiderfleur - 5
Jolena - 2
Talben - 2
Longshot
Anticor - 8
Adredrin - 4
Diana - 6
Caiylania - 4
Iqxero
crazymage
Stunseed
Michiko - 4
Tayre - 5
Stay
Jenisi - 6
Darknesswithin
Weedie
Skirmisher
Kaeral - 2
Bratt
Camri
Prisma
Blazing247
Chyrain
Drew
Jazuela
Rhys
Latrinsorm
Lyonis




::DIES::

[AnticorRifling]

Hell yes I've got an 8.

[The Cat In The Hat]

:lol2:

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell


ParkBandit - 11
Wezas - 5
SMH - 5
Arkans - 7
Me - 8
Tsa'ah - 5
Anticor - 8
Adredrin - 4
Tayre - 5



So.. if my math is correct..

PB > Wezas
PB > SHM
PB > Arkans
PB > Stanley
PB > Tsa`ah
PB > Anticor
PB > Adredrin
PB > Tayre

I'm not sure if I got sympathy votes because I'm old.. or if I got 'He's got a great personality' votes.. but just so you all know.

Arkans.. if you would do the honors?

[Tsa`ah]

Everyone needs the pity votes once in a while.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Everyone needs the pity votes once in a while.

PB > Tsa`ah + Tsa`ah

PB > 2 X Tsa`ah

PB/2 > Tsa`ah

Take that bitch.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
I'm not sure if I got sympathy votes because I'm old.. or if I got 'He's got a great personality' votes.. but just so you all know.


Well, seeing as I don't recall a picture of you, I'm to assume you're in the same boat as me. Strictly based on personality.

And, as evident by you getting more votes then me - girls still like assholes better then the nice guys.

:saint:

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Parkbandit
I'm not sure if I got sympathy votes because I'm old.. or if I got 'He's got a great personality' votes.. but just so you all know.


Well, seeing as I don't recall a picture of you, I'm to assume you're in the same boat as me. Strictly based on personality.

And, as evident by you getting more votes then me - girls still like assholes better then the nice guys.

:saint:

There's a pic of me in the photo thread. I don't like having my picture taken.. but there was a dead hog there.. PICTURE OP!

And I've not noticed that you are less of an asshole than me here.. I just post twice as much. That does NOT make me twice the asshole.. just twice the attention whore.

Get it right bitch.

[Parkbandit]

I see that you've pretty much caught up to me in posts Wezas.. so that theory is null.

In conclusion:

Wezas < PB in oh so many ways.

:bleh:

[Wezas]

I'm sticking with my asshole > nice guy scenario. :baa:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Dev - 2
Cat - 14!
Tromp
Nakiro
Snapp - 2
Jihna - 7
RD1
Wezas - 5
ParkBandit - 11!
CT - 2
HarmNone - 9
SMH - 5
Lalana - 8
Bob - 2
Arkans - 7
Me - 8
Leloo - 3
Ieva - 2
Spungirl - 4
Dainslef - 3
Zilana - 2
Tsa'ah - 5
Tijay
Galleazo
Kasia
Miss X - 9
Valthissa
Jesae - 4
Maimara - 6
Mint - 3
TRL
Nieninque - 6
Artha
Fallen Saint
Dave - 2
Kranar
Eiderfleur - 5
Jolena - 2
Talben - 2
Longshot
Anticor - 8
Adredrin - 4
Diana - 6
Caiylania - 4
Iqxero
crazymage
Stunseed
Michiko - 4
Tayre - 5
Stay
Jenisi - 6
Darknesswithin
Weedie
Skirmisher
Kaeral - 2
Bratt
Camri
Prisma
Blazing247
Chyrain
Drew
Jazuela
Rhys
Latrinsorm
Lyonis




::DIES::

I demand a recount, and I'm not even in Ohio or Florida. Clearly I should have had 20 or something.

[The Cat In The Hat]

I'll vote for you 15 more times if you show some skin!

[Amaron]

I was unloved but agree with the rest!

J

[Latrinsorm]

I didn't even think that many people posted here. :O

And I promise I'm being serious here: Stan, you missed one.

[Ben]

everyone knows peam is the hottest

[Killer Kitten]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
I didn't even think that many people posted here. :O

And I promise I'm being serious here: Stan, you missed one.

At least one.
:::gazes:::

[Killer Kitten]

Edited 'cause my last post accidentally posted twice.
Darned computer!!!

[Edited on 1-4-2005 by Killer Kitten]

[Chadj]

I r sexiest.

Proof = picture. I am the non-female one.

[AnticorRifling]

Why is your one sleeve rolled up?

[The Cat In The Hat]

Ok Chadj, you're cute in a underage totally not legal kinda way.

[Edited on 1-5-2005 by The Cat In The Hat]

[Kainen]

I can see that Chadj doesn't quite understand the true concept of being sexy.. it takes more than looks to be sexy.

[Lord Dainslef]

Hence my reason for be that much more sexy than he. At least by some accounts. :smilegrin:

[Amaron]

Originally posted by Lord Dainslef
Hence my reason for be that much more sexy than he. At least by some accounts. :smilegrin:

Yes Dainslef is sexy

<3 Dainslef

Landrai

[Wezas]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Why is your one sleeve rolled up?

a) It's a gang thing
b) There's a pack of cigs rolled up in the other sleeve
c) She's showing off that her biceps are bigger then Chad's


Cute girl. Let me guess, she needed help setting up her webcam, you went to her house and helped, and took that picture to test it. And now her picture is on the internet with you and she has no idea.

[Arshwikk]

You shoulda withheld the picture. I actually thought with as much as you talk about yourself, that you might be a decent looking guy.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Wezas


Cute girl. Let me guess, she needed help setting up her webcam, you went to her house and helped, and took that picture to test it. And now her picture is on the internet with you and she has no idea.

HAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC!!

[Parkbandit]

HEY CHADJ-

THOSE NECKLACES WEREN'T EVEN "IN" WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.

LMAO.

[Chadj]

Cute girl. Let me guess, she needed help setting up her webcam, you went to her house and helped, and took that picture to test it. And now her picture is on the internet with you and she has no idea.

Yes, that is clearly the situation.

Also, as far as the necklace goes, those silver chains were a huge fad about 3 years ago, and I still wear mine. Meh.

[Edited on 1-5-2005 by Chadj]

[Wezas]

If you're always so strapped for cash, how can you afford a prostitute? You slingin' again?

[Latrinsorm]

I'm so glad I don't go out with Chadj (although she is cute).

edit: she meaning the girl he's going out with, not Chadj. Yeah.

[Edited on 1-5-2005 by Latrinsorm]

[Chadj]

Both pics are pre-eyebrow ring tho.

I will totally do a photoshoot for everyone tomorrow though. Lucky you!:O

[Jenisi]

I don't really think you can tell who's sexiest online anyway. Yeah you have looks an "additude" but I think it's more about how a person carries themself honestly.

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Jenisi
I don't really think you can tell who's sexiest online anyway. Yeah you have looks an "additude" but I think it's more about how a person carries themself honestly.

I'll be the judge of that ... and your calendar submission is missing!

[SpunGirl]

I will second the declaration that Dainslef is sexy. Also, Chadj, those webcam pictures aren't getting you anywhere. Post your football one again.

-K

[Arshwikk]

Well, my personality must suck. If I post 100 times a day can I be cool too?

[Chadj]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I will second the declaration that Dainslef is sexy. Also, Chadj, those webcam pictures aren't getting you anywhere. Post your football one again.

-K


Fuck the football one. That's like, two years ago

Also, proof that Britney Spear's bicept is NOT larger than mine.

That girl looks like she was turning her face away is disgust.

- Arkans

[Arshwikk]

I dunno man, Britney works out with personal trainers everyday.

Brittney spears has shoulders like a man.