Vishra's Locker

[time4fun]

Welcome to Vishra's locker. This is a trade-only post. I will accept silvers for items in blue, but the rest are trade-only I'm in no hurry to get rid of any of these, nor am I particularly likely to. But if you've got some fancy things sitting around to tempt me with, have at!

Ground Rules-
Looking for other OHBs. If you have truly amazing items that you think might turn my head, feel free to send them my way. But if you ask me "What're you looking for?", I'm just going to say "OHBs".

Trades of multiple lower tier items in exchange for a higher tier weapon below are unlikely to work.

Okay, without further delay, here are the items that are possibly up for trade:




a shimmering silver dhara
+37
Sanctified, HCW, blink flares, rotflares, T5


A sleek tenebrous dhara
+35
Sanctified, blink flares, rotflares, T5


Jade-Inlaid Black Ora Spikestar
+25
T2 True Black Ora (black ora flares, +3 WIS/STR, permacursed) , grapple flares, rotflares, T5


an enormous dark rolaren war hammer
+40
Fully unlocked splitter. Lesser Moods. T5


golvern holy water sprinkler
+47
Permablessed with holy water flares. Lesser Moods. Fully unlocked Anfelt scripts. T3,


a crystallized ruby dhara
+25
Fully unlocked parasitic weapon.


a chipped kroderine morning star
+22
Kroderine dispel flares, knockout flares, sanctified, extraplanar bane (VHCW) lesser moods


a jade-swept coraesine taavish
+25
Impure, old style coraesine. Sanctified


an elemental deathspikestar
+45/+65
Death weapon attuned to elementals. +20 AS and frequent double strike flares against creatures with names that end with "elemental".


a rune-carved dark veil iron hammer
+25
Stormhammer. Lighting flares. Self-Mana Quake and Self-Mana Call Wind. Creates storms in the region.


heavy well-balanced razern mace streaked with deep blue hues
+15
HCW. Bubble Flares- unique level of very heavy padding. Grimbane (+24 points of weighting), T2


blackened vultite fang
+20
Poison loading weapon. Have lots of poison



glittering opaline spikestar
+30
Ironwright Flares (fire, disintegrate, web) Lesser Moods, T1



blue jeweled black alloy spikestar
+20/25
Shadowdeath Weapon


cobalt octopus-topped mace
+25
Knockout flares, unbalance flares, T2


Hendorian White-Ora Morning-star
Variable
Permablessed. AS depends on profession and race (Pure Elf, Paladin, and Cleric are best) as well as target. 2x vs living. Up to 5x against undead. (Possibly more- haven't tried)


magnificently crafted invar warhammer
+20
Exceptionally Damage Weighted. T1

a twisted kelyn bulawa with a mist-shrouded necrotic serpent wrapped around it
+25
Rotating Snake Flares

a mottled black kelyn spikestar with drakar and rhimar points
+25
Fire Flares. Illoke Bane (ice flares) Watch them both go off and watch the Illoke go boom.

a flanged golvern mace with a mist-shrouded necrotic serpent wrapped around it
+25
Rotating Snake Flares

[Ardwen]

do I need to buy a microscope to bid?

[Ltlprprincess]

do I need to buy a microscope to bid?

Seriously... what is this, a trade list for ants?

[time4fun]

Everybody's a critic.

[Axhinde]

Everybody's a critic.

Try looking at the attachment yourself. It's only 10KB.

[time4fun]

Try looking at the attachment yourself. It's only 10KB.

Read the post?

[Androidpk]

I'll give your brother a green card for that blink mace.

[Axhinde]

Read the post?

I figured it'd be a list of of AS bonuses for this...


Hendorian White-Ora Morning-star
Variable
Permablessed. AS depends on profession and race (Pure Elf, Paladin, and Cleric are best) as well as target. 2x vs living. Up to 5x against undead. (Possibly more- haven't tried)

I apologize for interrupting your redundancy.

[time4fun]

I'll give your brother a green card for that blink mace.

Crap. I forgot to spray for trolls.

[Methais]

Read the post?

Why even bother with the attachment then?

If you zoom in on it enough, the letters eventually become big enough to still not be able to read because by then it's so blurry you start questioning if you're Mr. Magoo without his glasses.

[time4fun]

Why even bother with the attachment then?

If you zoom in on it enough, the letters eventually become big enough to still not be able to read because by then it's so blurry you start questioning if you're Mr. Magoo without his glasses.

Attachment came first. Can't be removed.

[Ardwen]

This just in, Methais admits he is Mr. Magoo, and that he needs new glasses!

[time4fun]

This just in, Methais admits he is Mr. Magoo, and that he needs new glasses!

You failed the sight exam first!

[PCLurker]

an perfect eonake mace - 8x, +40, mace, expertly crit weighted (30) , splitter. Make offer.

[Mogonis]

an perfect
twitch

[Tyronebiggums]

an perfect eonake mace - 8x, +40, mace, expertly crit weighted (30) , splitter. Make offer.

THIS is fun and fancy.

[Mogonis]

PC lurker or PC troll? You decide!

[Richaard]

PC lurker or PC troll? You decide!

https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-ask-yourself-what-would-macgyver-do.png

[time4fun]

that was super red.

[Fortybox]

Welcome to Vishra's locker. This is a trade-only post. No silvers will be accepted except where noted in blue. I'm in no hurry to get rid of any of these, nor am I particularly likely to. But if you've got some fancy things sitting around to tempt me with, have at!

Ground Rules-
Looking for other OHBs. If you have truly amazing items that you think might turn my head, feel free to send them my way. But if you ask me "What're you looking for?", I'm just going to say "OHBs".

Trades of multiple lower tier items in exchange for a higher tier weapon below are unlikely to work.

Okay, without further delay, here are the items that are possibly up for trade:


(Most weapons are ensorcelled. Feel free to inquire about the level on a particular weapon)

a shimmering silver dhara
+32
Sanctified, HCW, blink flares, rotflares


A sleek tenebrous dhara
+30 (35 soon)
Sanctified, blink flares, rotflares


Jade-Inlaid Black Ora Spikestar
+25
T2 True Black Ora (black ora flares, +3 WIS/STR, permacursed) , grapple flares, rotflares


an enormous dark rolaren war hammer
+40
Fully unlocked splitter. Lesser Moods.


golvern holy water sprinkler
+47
Permablessed with holy water flares. Fully unlocked Anfelt scripts.


a chipped kroderine morning star
+22
Kroderine dispel flares, sanctified, extraplanar bane (VHCW) lesser moods


a jade-swept coraesine taavish
+25
Impure, old style coraesine. Sanctified


an elemental deathspikestar
+45/+65
Death weapon attuned to elementals. +20 AS and frequent double strike flares against creatures with names that end with "elemental".


a rune-carved dark veil iron hammer
+25
Stormhammer. Lighting flares. Self-Mana Quake and Self-Mana Call Wind. Creates storms in the region.


heavy well-balanced razern mace streaked with deep blue hues
+15
HCW. Bubble Flares- unique level of very heavy padding. Grimbane (+24 points of weighting)


blackened vultite fang
+20
Poison loading weapon. Have lots of poison



glittering opaline spikestar
+30
Ironwright Flares (fire, disintegrate, web) Lesser Moods



blue jeweled black alloy spikestar
+20/25
Shadowdeath Weapon


cobalt octopus-topped mace
+25
Knockout flares, unbalance flares


an eonake-linked pure white mithglin morning star
+15
Permablessed with holy water flares


Hendorian White-Ora Morning-star
Variable
Permablessed. AS depends on profession and race (Pure Elf, Paladin, and Cleric are best) as well as target. 2x vs living. Up to 5x against undead. (Possibly more- haven't tried)

So ownership of 2 Tesla's is bad but cornering the market on your wiener fascination is normal...

[time4fun]

So ownership of 2 Tesla's is bad but cornering the market on your wiener fascination is normal...

You seem very fascinated with my life. It's flattering, but maybe it's time you got one of your own.

[Fortybox]

You seem very fascinated with my life. It's flattering, but maybe it's time you got one of your own.

You should write a book. Your PhD in everything and coming from the roots of poverty is fascinating.

How does your liberal mental disorder reconcile your cornering of the blunt market?

[time4fun]

You should write a book. Your PhD in everything and coming from the roots of poverty is fascinating.

How does your liberal mental disorder reconcile your cornering of the blunt market?

Fine. Don't take my advice!

[Methais]

You seem very fascinated with my life. It's flattering, but maybe it's time you got one of your own.

Well I mean you do make it a point to tell us about it rather frequently.

At least your version of it.

[time4fun]

Well I mean you do make it a point to tell us about it rather frequently.

At least your version of it.

Hey Troll #2, save it for the bridge under the politics folder. This is a trade thread, not your therapist's office.

[Methais]

Hey Troll #2, save it for the bridge under the politics folder.

That's why I'm not talking about politics.


This is a trade thread, not your therapist's office.

Therapist?

The rapist?

http://i.imgur.com/PijcGEU.gif?noredirect

I'll bid 10k.

[time4fun]

ROFL I just read the "your version of [your own life] anyway". I literally laughed out loud and scared my dog.

You're following someone around to different threads telling them you know more about their life than they do and to please stop talking about something you can't stop bringing up.

You know- I take it back. Keep trolling. You're bumping my thread and cracking me up.

[Methais]

ROFL I just read the "your version of [your own life] anyway". I literally laughed out loud and scared my dog.

You're following someone around to different threads telling them you know more about their life than they do and to please stop talking about something you can't stop bringing up.

You know- I take it back. Keep trolling. You're bumping my thread and cracking me up.

I'm sorry that everyone here thinks you're a compulsive liar. But it is entertaining.

Also, Today's Posts != following you around. But keep sniffing your own farts. :)

I'll bid 50k on the mace.

[Wrathbringer]

I'm sorry that everyone here thinks you're a compulsive liar. But it is entertaining.

Also, Today's Posts != following you around. But keep sniffing your own farts. :)

I'll big 50k on the mace.

:lol:

[Fortybox]

I'm sorry that everyone here thinks you're a compulsive liar. But it is entertaining.

Also, Today's Posts != following you around. But keep sniffing your own farts. :)

I'll bid 50k on the mace.

https://grcmc.org/images/uploads/img1446072873192-168-1-132.jpg

[time4fun]

Added a few weapons.

Added ensorcelling status of the weapons on the list.

[Fortybox]

https://i.imgflip.com/1lpb0b.jpg

[time4fun]

Bumping Vishra's thread for her

Yay!

[Axhinde]

https://i.imgflip.com/1lpb0b.jpg

No joke. She might possibly but not really trade anything, but most likely won't but maybe but probably not? Appears to be nothing more than a show off thread? Probably not, but maybe possibly though unlikely.

[Fortybox]

No joke. She might possibly but not really trade anything, but most likely won't but maybe but probably not? Appears to be nothing more than a show off thread? Probably not, but maybe possibly though unlikely.

Haha. I thought the same thing.

[time4fun]

No joke. She might possibly but not really trade anything, but most likely won't but maybe but probably not? Appears to be nothing more than a show off thread? Probably not, but maybe possibly though unlikely.

Woah. If that's true- that's a pretty big deal. People have a right to know. Here's what I think we should do- approximately every 4-6 hours, one of you should post your thoughts on the subject in this thread. But look- if someone else posts in another thread in this folder before then, you shouldn't wait the 4-6 hours. This is big news.

We must not let people forget.

GO TEAM!

[Axhinde]

Woah. If that's true- that's a pretty big deal. People have a right to know. Here's what I think we should do- approximately every 4-6 hours, one of you should post your thoughts on the subject in this thread. But look- if someone else posts in another thread in this folder before then, you shouldn't wait the 4-6 hours. This is big news.

We must not let people forget.

GO TEAM!

You're absolutely right. Yet another completely original idea by you! Great job! Thanks for the permission to post here, I was so so worried I wouldn't be invited to the party.

This thread is stupid. You will listen to trade offers, except you won't because you actually aren't trading? Hokay.

[time4fun]

Bump since my troll minions aren't doing it for me anymore.

[Mogonis]

AIDS is an acronym, pal!

[time4fun]

AIDS is an acronym, pal!

Mogonis is the only person who corrects grammar more than I do.

:up:

[adred]

where I come from AIDS is an acronym for your shit sucks

[Wrathbringer]

where I come from AIDS is an acronym for your shit sucks

lol

[adred]

"I got fired today and lost rank 1 arena on World of Warcraft"
"That's fuckin aids dude"

Get cultured.

[Gelston]

"I got fired today and lost rank 1 arena on World of Warcraft"
"That's fuckin aids dude"

Get cultured.

WoW is hardly culture. Go back to the barrens, bitch.

[time4fun]

I've had a few questions about this, so quick clarification- items in blue are available for silvers. Items not in blue are trade-only.

And, since apparently everyone and their dog is trying to get rid of high end brig- I'm not partial to brig ;/ Sorry!

[adred]

WoW is hardly culture. Go back to the barrens, bitch.

I got Ilvl 920'+s on my personal behalf that will fuck your shit up in the barrens if you want to duel

[Gelston]

I got Ilvl 920'+s on my personal behalf that will fuck your shit up in the barrens if you want to duel

I don't play WoW.

[adred]

I don't play WoW.

I don't either good for you it's a stupid game, but your opinion is aids as usual.

[time4fun]

blump

[Fortybox]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/Der0uUmGK6pDW/200w.webp#120

[time4fun]

Bump- got a nice OHB for me? Want to buy an OHB in blue? Let me know!

[adred]

400m on the dharas

[time4fun]

400m on the dharas

Psh. If I were going to sell, that wouldn't cut it.

[adred]

500m then, its all I have left

[time4fun]

500m then, its all I have left

Sorry.

Go find me a black steel weapon, and I might let go of one!