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09-11-2003, 04:01 AM
This was originally gonna go in my quote file, so that's why it's in bits and pieces. This guy is truly clueless.

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>go sho
[Clerics' Shop, Salesroom]
The atmosphere in this shop is one of quiet contemplation. The walls are covered with somber murals depicting the gods and heroes of Elanthia in their ongoing struggles against the forces of the Undead. Racks along the walls hold gleaming weapons that seem almost to glow with an inner light of their own. The shop's proprietor, Brother Wuldreth, attends to business with serene determination. You also see a high counter.
Obvious exits: out
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Tatek's group just arrived.
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Tatek says, "would you like something"
>look
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[Clerics' Shop, Salesroom]
The atmosphere in this shop is one of quiet contemplation. The walls are covered with somber murals depicting the gods and heroes of Elanthia in their ongoing struggles against the forces of the Undead. Racks along the walls hold gleaming weapons that seem almost to glow with an inner light of their own. The shop's proprietor, Brother Wuldreth, attends to business with serene determination. You also see a high counter.
Also here: Tortured Elf, Tatek
Obvious exits: out
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Tortured Elf glances at Tatek.
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Tortured Elf asks, "as in?"
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Tatek says, "what pro are you"
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Tortured Elf says, "rogue"
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Tatek says, "hmmmmm"
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Tatek says, "ok assassin fighter pic etc"
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Tortured Elf folds her arms over her chest.
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Tortured Elf shifts her weight.
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Tatek asks, "what?"
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Tatek says, "just asking"
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Tortured Elf says, "all of the above"
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Tatek says, "what you do for aliving"
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Tatek says, "ohhhhhh"
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Tatek says, "your assassin"
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As Tortured Elf pulls on her crystal dirk earrings, her expression grows darker.
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Tortured Elf blinks at Tatek.
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Tortured Elf says, "im a rogue"
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Tatek says, "all of the above"
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Tatek says, "what do they do"
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Tatek's group just went out.

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Tatek says, "nevermine"

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(Tatek mumbles somthing and you hear a word'beautiful')
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Also here: Tortured Elf
Obvious exits: out
>hide

You crawl under the table and hide. Lost a fork or something?
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Tortured Elf says, "pain..make the pain stop"
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You see Tatek approach the table.
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Tatek arrives at your table.
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Tortured Elf pulls out a chair and plops herself down at the table.
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Tatek pulls out a chair and plops himself down at the table.
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Tortured Elf smiles at Tatek.
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Tatek says, "your fast"
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Tatek says, "how old are you"
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Tortured Elf says, "well, kinda"
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Tortured Elf says, "old enough to know better, young enough not to care"
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Tortured Elf winks at Tatek.
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(Tatek mumbles somthing and you hear a word'beautiful')
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The Symbol of Need begins to burn in your mind and an image appears before you of Jadezen...

[Twisted Trail]
A small trickle of water runs down the mountainside to the south, made green by algae and slime. A few scraggly flowers and bushes grow next to the flow, but they look sickly and half dead. Glancing at the featureless night sky, you wonder if the moons ever shine here, and briefly, you wonder if the moons are even there.
Also here: Jadezen, the body of Jeriah who is lying down
Obvious paths: east, west
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Tortured Elf blinks.
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Tatek says, "what"
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Tatek smiles.
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Tortured Elf leans forward and rests her chin in her hand, a thoughtful expression on her face.
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Tatek says, "hmmmmm"
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Tatek says, "have you ever found love"
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Tortured Elf says, "well..me personally, not yet"
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The buzz of thoughts in your mind subsides.
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Tatek says, "what not yet"
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Tatek says, "you should hae boys swarming aroud you"
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Tatek says, "im lucky to even be near you"
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Tortured Elf asks, "i should?"
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Tortured Elf ponders.
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Tatek says, "yes"
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Tatek says, "you very attractive"
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Tortured Elf says, "thank you"
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Tortured Elf leans back in her chair, balancing herself on two legs for a few moments, then sets the chair back down on all four legs.
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Tatek says, "and you smart "
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Tatek shifts his weight.
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Tortured Elf smiles.
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Tortured Elf says, "thank you again"
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Tatek says, "ya you are dreat"
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Tatek says, "ya you are great"
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(Tatek takes you hand)
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Tatek says, "ya you are"
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(Tatek lets go as his face changes)
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Tatek says, "u there"
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Tortured Elf nods.
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Tortured Elf leans to her left slightly.
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Tortured Elf leans forward and rests her chin in her hand, a thoughtful expression on her face.
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Tatek says, "hmm"
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Tatek says, "i cant wait"
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Tortured Elf asks, "till?"
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Tortured Elf tilts her head up.
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Tatek says, "you think i should quit the job"
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Tortured Elf says, "eh"
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Tortured Elf says, "it's up to you..."
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Tatek says, "decide"
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Tortured Elf says, "not a decision for me to make"
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Tatek says, "decide please"
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Tortured Elf raises an eyebrow in Tatek's direction.
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Tatek says, "is it a bad job"
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Tortured Elf says, "that decision is yours and yours alone"
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Tatek says, "ok brb"
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Tatek says, "you going to be here right"
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Tortured Elf says, "for a short while"
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Tatek says, "oh nevermine then where you going"
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Tortured Elf says, "to rest"
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Tatek says, "you want anything drink food"
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Tortured Elf says, "no thank you im fine"
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(Tatek gets closer to you)
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(Tatek warmth comforts you)
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Tortured Elf glances at Tatek.
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Tortured Elf fidgets.
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Tatek says, "oh ok"
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(Tatek scoots away)
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Tortured Elf says, "sorry, im not a touchy feely kinna elf"
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Tortured Elf leans forward and rests her chin in her hand, a thoughtful expression on her face.
Tatek says, "hmmmm"
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Tatek says, "ok what do you like"
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Tortured Elf asks, "as in?"
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Tortured Elf cocks her head at Tatek.
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You see Gidion approach the table.
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Tatek says, "affection you dont like"
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Tatek says, "you need toknow when people like you"
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Tortured Elf smiles.
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Tortured Elf says, "well, that's always nice"
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Tatek says, "if you dont like touchee"
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Tatek says, "how are people showing affection"
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Tortured Elf says, "um"
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Tortured Elf ponders.
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(Tatek sits you down)
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Tortured Elf blinks at Tatek.
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Tortured Elf says, "ive been sitting"
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(Tatek take your hand)
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Tortured Elf gazes in wonder at her surroundings.
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Tatek says, "you pondered"
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Tortured Elf says, "i think alot..."
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Tatek says, "i like you alot and i dont know how to show it"
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Tortured Elf says, "you don't know me enough to like me"
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Tortured Elf nods to Tatek.
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Tatek says, "i want to tell you how i fell but your not touchee touchee"
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Tatek says, "i like the first 2 min"
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Tatek says, "your beautiful and skilled,and you cant get loved"
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Tortured Elf says, "I choose not to be loved..."
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Tatek says, "ohhh ok"
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(Tatek gets a sad look all of a sudden)
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Tatek says, "ok"
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Tortured Elf says, "with my job and life, it's easier that way"
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Tatek picks up a corroded brass box.
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Tatek drops a corroded brass box.
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Tatek removes a plain gold coffer from in his heavy backpack.
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Tatek drops a plain gold coffer.
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Tatek says, "can you do your job"
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Tatek removes an engraved modwir box from in his heavy backpack.
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Tortured Elf asks, "can I?"
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Tatek drops an engraved modwir box.
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Tortured Elf blinks.
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Tatek says, "please "
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Tortured Elf nods.
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Carefully, Tortured Elf slides her lockpick into the case.
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Tortured Elf picks up an engraved modwir box.
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Tortured Elf begins to meticulously examine an engraved modwir box.
>mychar thinks Tatek is on drugs.
You think to yourself, "Tatek is on drugs."
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Tortured Elf asks, "where are these from?"
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Tortured Elf cocks her head at Tatek.
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Tatek says, "hmmmmmm"
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Having found a trap on the box, Tortured Elf begins to attempt to disarm it...

Tortured Elf retrieves a pair of metal grips from her locksmith's toolkit and reaches into the lock of the box. She tugs gently until something pops free, then shifts position slightly, and does it again.
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Tortured Elf says, "these boxes"
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Tatek says, "why"
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Tatek chuckles.
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Tortured Elf says, "when someone picks for you, you tell them were the boxes are from so they know the level of the traps and such, hence, no dying"
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Tortured Elf says, "its courtesy"
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Tortured Elf removes a feystone-set swirled vaalin lockpick from in her trimmed black boots.
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Tortured Elf settles into the difficult task of picking the lock on an engraved modwir box.
Then...CLICK! It opens!
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Tatek says, "i got it from the shae woods"
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Tortured Elf offers Tatek an engraved modwir box.
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Tatek says, "a elderly man"
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Tatek accepts Tortured Elf's modwir box.
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Tortured Elf put a feystone-set swirled vaalin lockpick in her trimmed black boots.
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Tortured Elf picks up a plain gold coffer.
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Tortured Elf drops a plain gold coffer.
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Tortured Elf picks up a corroded brass box.
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Tortured Elf drops a corroded brass box.
>mychar decides that Tatek tries hard, but he's ultimately a lost cause of a moron.
Klaive decides that Tatek tries hard, but he's ultimately a lost cause of a moron.
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Tortured Elf says, "ok what is yours..."
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Tortured Elf gazes in wonder at her surroundings.
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Tortured Elf looks at something inside a plain gold coffer and shrieks at the top of her lungs.
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Tatek says, "everything n table thats closed"
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Tortured Elf picks up a badly damaged haon coffer.
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Tortured Elf drops a badly damaged haon coffer.
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Tortured Elf says, "well, seem's they are all open"
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Tortured Elf says, "all open"
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Tortured Elf taps a badly damaged haon coffer.
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Tortured Elf taps a corroded brass box.
>mychar thinks WTF
You think to yourself, "WTF"
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Tortured Elf taps a plain gold coffer.
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Tortured Elf scoots her chair back and stands up.
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Tortured Elf stretches.
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Tatek says, "what"
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Tortured Elf says, "your boxes, are opened already"
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Tortured Elf points at a corroded brass box.
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Tatek says, "where you going"
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Tortured Elf points at a badly damaged haon coffer.
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Tortured Elf points at a plain gold coffer.
>mychar bitchslaps Tatek.
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Klaive bitchslaps Tatek.
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Tortured Elf says, "to sleep, tis late"
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Tortured Elf says, "nice meeting you"
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Tortured Elf nods to Tatek.
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Tortured Elf just went out.
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Tatek says, "hey my box is closed"
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(Tatek kisses you and stops before doing it)
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Tatek scoots his chair back and stands up.
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Tatek just went out.
>mychar wonders what the hell Tatek was kissing?
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Klaive wonders what the hell Tatek was kissing?
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EDIT: Edited to disable smileys.

[Edited on 9-11-2003 by Demon Lord Kage]

09-11-2003, 04:07 AM
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Tatek says, "nevermine"
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Never mine! It rapes the earth!

Drew2
09-11-2003, 04:10 AM
omfg that nausiated me.

09-11-2003, 06:19 AM
Originally posted by Tayre
omfg that nausiated me.

Mwahahahaha!

09-11-2003, 05:57 PM
Jeez. no one has anything to say about this guy?

StrayRogue
09-11-2003, 06:23 PM
Just one of the masses these days Klaive.

GOD
09-11-2003, 06:51 PM
Crack addicts turn the mack game into static....that kid definently has a loss for game....y'feel me?

09-11-2003, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by GOD
Crack addicts turn the mack game into static....that kid definently has a loss for game....y'feel me?

I feel ya, Dawg. By the way, my SN now is Thepa Rkqua Ker (No Spaces). HighLord420 hasn't been on my buddy list for a while, where you disappear to?

Artha
09-11-2003, 07:31 PM
Yeah, he's an idiot.

Betheny
09-11-2003, 11:17 PM
Reminds me to keep my elf in the caravansary...

Back
09-11-2003, 11:38 PM
I dunno, I've seen some stupid shit by certian people who are supposed to be good roleplayers, and elders of the lands, and this kid at least stayed IC. Nothing OOC that I can see in that, maybe OOG a little... and yeah, it looks like he might have been high as a kite at the time...