chalion
02-15-2017, 08:13 AM
Ordim comes marching down the street, holding a decorative scroll and a frilly paper tube. As he makes his way around town, he punctuates each sentence of his message with a shrilly blast from his frilly paper tube.
“Join the staff of The Pie Shop: Good? Bad? We're the shop with the pies on this coming Feastday, the 18th at 9pm, as the elves tell time, as they celebrate the grand opening!”
A loud, shrilly noise erupts from the tube and loose strands of paper flap wildly from the tube's end.
“Shop proprietor Goblyn will have plenty of fun and games ranging from raffles to Entrail Toss, Bubbling Brews and flying pies too!”
A sudden wave of uncontrollable spasms spread across Ordim’s small body as he forces out “Perfectly presented pies produce peculiar purple people, preferably paying premium prices”. He takes a deep breath and furrows his brow before recovering his composure and repeating the message.
OOC:
Per the Calendar, The Pie Shop Opens on Saturday the 18th at 9pm in the landing.
Come gobble down some pie, indulge in a delicious drink, enter a raffle or two, and revel in the possibility of getting a pie to the face when The Pie Shop (of many names) opens its doors on Feastday! In between pie-ings, Goblyn will host her version of Entrail Toss and Bubbling Brews. As always, you are responsible for knowing what you are and are not allergic to!
“Join the staff of The Pie Shop: Good? Bad? We're the shop with the pies on this coming Feastday, the 18th at 9pm, as the elves tell time, as they celebrate the grand opening!”
A loud, shrilly noise erupts from the tube and loose strands of paper flap wildly from the tube's end.
“Shop proprietor Goblyn will have plenty of fun and games ranging from raffles to Entrail Toss, Bubbling Brews and flying pies too!”
A sudden wave of uncontrollable spasms spread across Ordim’s small body as he forces out “Perfectly presented pies produce peculiar purple people, preferably paying premium prices”. He takes a deep breath and furrows his brow before recovering his composure and repeating the message.
OOC:
Per the Calendar, The Pie Shop Opens on Saturday the 18th at 9pm in the landing.
Come gobble down some pie, indulge in a delicious drink, enter a raffle or two, and revel in the possibility of getting a pie to the face when The Pie Shop (of many names) opens its doors on Feastday! In between pie-ings, Goblyn will host her version of Entrail Toss and Bubbling Brews. As always, you are responsible for knowing what you are and are not allergic to!