Happy Thanksgiving

[drauz]

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[Androidpk]

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[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Happy Thanksgiving from your forum AW

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[Wrathbringer]

I'm waiting for Pb's report on how butthurt his sister still is about the election.

[Candor]

Happy Thanksgiving all. Spend time with your family and friends today.

[Wrathbringer]

Happy Thanksgiving all. Spend time with your family and friends today.

Cut a fart, candor.

[Soulance]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

[Parkbandit]

I'm waiting for Pb's report on how butthurt his sister still is about the election.

Report: On a scale from 1 to 10, she's at a 14.

But she will be having Thanksgiving in New York and I'll be having it in Florida. :)

http://www.animateit.net/data/media/thanksgiving2013/thanksgiving-dancing-turkey.gif

[Warriorbird]

Happy Thanksgiving! Hopefully folks can put the political football down and watch/play some actual football.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Report: On a scale from 1 to 10, she's at a 14.

But she will be having Thanksgiving in New York and I'll be having it in Florida. :)

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I literally have a sheet of laminated rules so my mil and BIL don't murder eachother

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My MIL literally brought a cooked turkey and sides in protest.


Someone hold my fucking earrings.

[Fallen]

My MIL literally brought a cooked turkey and sides in protest.


Someone hold my fucking earrings.

I don't get it. How is that an act of protest?

[Androidpk]

Happy Thanksgiving from your forum AW

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[Gelston]

I don't get it. How is that an act of protest?

She brought her own main meal to someone else's house who was already doing it?

[Neveragain]

I don't get it. How is that an act of protest?

Because no holiday should be so sexist that the patriarchy gets to sit on their ass watching a game that closely resembles the days of the coliseum while the women are forced into the kitchen acting as servants, that's the job of an immigrant.

P.S. Happy Thanksgiving, please only eat free range turkey we all deserve our living space.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmfRMeU6pQ8

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

1. It's my last year with her and this entire shit show

2. I said stick me with thanksgiving and we're going non-traditional after nearly a god damn decade begging for Xmas. They stuck with me thanksgiving and I said what the menu is. Her fucking cooked turkey and green bean casserole is going right into my freezer. I am so fucking sick of playing games. I planned and cooked 5 god damn courses. She can go to hell.

[Fallen]

1. It's my last year with her and this entire shit show

2. I said stick me with thanksgiving and we're going non-traditional after nearly a god damn decade begging for Xmas. They stuck with me thanksgiving and I said what the menu is. Her fucking cooked turkey and green bean casserole is going right into my freezer. I am so fucking sick of playing games. I planned and cooked 5 god damn courses. She can go to hell.

Ah, I see. What are you planning on serving instead of the usual fare?

[Androidpk]

Last year? Is she dying? Are you dying? Are we all dying?

[Gelston]

Ask her who she voted for.

[Neveragain]

1. It's my last year with her and this entire shit show

2. I said stick me with thanksgiving and we're going non-traditional after nearly a god damn decade begging for Xmas. They stuck with me thanksgiving and I said what the menu is. Her fucking cooked turkey and green bean casserole is going right into my freezer. I am so fucking sick of playing games. I planned and cooked 5 god damn courses. She can go to hell.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSqAGwn2bqo

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Ah, I see. What are you planning on serving instead of the usual fare?

Plated dinner.

Goat cheese and apple salad.

Soup trio of corn chowder, leek and potato, and butternut squash. Sourdough triangle included

Stuffed turkey and haricot vert with mushrooms and duchess potato

Cranberry granita

Dessert trio of Apple rose, pumpkin cheesecake and praline maple ice cream

[Gelston]

Plated dinner.

Goat cheese and apple salad.

Soup trio of corn chowder, leek and potato, and butternut squash. Sourdough triangle included

Stuffed turkey and haricot vert with mushrooms and duchess potato

Cranberry granita

Dessert trio of Apple rose, pumpkin cheesecake and praline maple ice cream

No greenbean casserole? What the fuck is wrong with you? I'd have brought stuff too. You suck and I hope you fall into an open trench.

I mean... Cool.

[jumbodog]

Plated dinner.

Goat cheese and apple salad.

Soup trio of corn chowder, leek and potato, and butternut squash. Sourdough triangle included

Stuffed turkey and haricot vert with mushrooms and duchess potato

Cranberry granita

Dessert trio of Apple rose, pumpkin cheesecake and praline maple ice cream

Damn. Can I eat at your house next year? I just ate with my friends and their traditional thanksgiving involved three pounds of butter between all the dishes.

[Fallen]

Plated dinner.

Goat cheese and apple salad.

Soup trio of corn chowder, leek and potato, and butternut squash. Sourdough triangle included

Stuffed turkey and haricot vert with mushrooms and duchess potato

Cranberry granita

Dessert trio of Apple rose, pumpkin cheesecake and praline maple ice cream


Hey, you got turkey in there, so it works!

[jumbodog]

Edit: accidental double post

[Tisket]

Happy Thanksgiving from your forum AW

https://instagram.com/p/BNMcdxfhNMg

I know it's got to be the angle but it looks like you have no boobs in that shot!

I'm having a great Thanksgiving because I'm not cooking this year. Have a good one too, everyone!

[Tisket]

Also, not to rub it in Nikki's face but, I have the most awesome Mother-In-Law of all time. Seriously, the best ever.

(yes, she's doing all the cooking this year, thus this post of gratitude)

[Allereli]

My attempt to cook something from scratch

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[Androidpk]

My attempt to cook something from scratch

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Purple potatoes??

[MotleyCrew]

My attempt to cook something from scratch

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It helps a lot if you actually you know, cook it.

[Allereli]

It helps a lot if you actually you know, cook it.

It was pretty before I put it in the oven, so I took the pic then.

[Astray]

I made some steaks. That's my contribution to the entirety of Thanksgiving.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

No greenbean casserole? What the fuck is wrong with you? I'd have brought stuff too. You suck and I hope you fall into an open trench.

I mean... Cool.

Haricot vert = green beans you fucking pleb. It's Frawnch

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I know it's got to be the angle but it looks like you have no boobs in that shot!

I'm having a great Thanksgiving because I'm not cooking this year. Have a good one too, everyone!

I have lost a tad bit of boobage but yeah still have enough to smother a person

[Taernath]

I have lost a tad bit of boobage but yeah still have enough to smother a person

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

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[Parkbandit]

1. It's my last year with her and this entire shit show

2. I said stick me with thanksgiving and we're going non-traditional after nearly a god damn decade begging for Xmas. They stuck with me thanksgiving and I said what the menu is. Her fucking cooked turkey and green bean casserole is going right into my freezer. I am so fucking sick of playing games. I planned and cooked 5 god damn courses. She can go to hell.

Wait.... you aren't serving turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, etc.. on Thanksgiving?

MOVE TO RUSSIA YOU FUCKING COMMIE COMM COMMIE!

[Warriorbird]

I made six pies. It was a good time. 22 is manageable.

[Tisket]

I made six pies. It was a good time. 22 is manageable.

A young guy I work with was told to bring a pie to his family gathering. His Mom told him it was acceptable to buy the pie. He showed up with twelve strawberry creme pies from McDonalds. His family has a good sense of humor though and his mom served them on individual plates.

[drauz]

Wait.... you aren't serving turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, etc.. on Thanksgiving?

MOVE TO RUSSIA YOU FUCKING COMMIE COMM COMMIE!

Fuck that, turkey is the worst meat. Theres a reason you only eat it once a year. We are having prime rib. Fuck your turkey.

[MzFit Toy]

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[Parkbandit]

Fuck that, turkey is the worst meat. Theres a reason you only eat it once a year. We are having prime rib. Fuck your turkey.

You fucking anti-American. YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

And prime rib is a CHRISTMAS meal, you heathen.

[Tisket]

Fuck that, turkey is the worst meat. Theres a reason you only eat it once a year. We are having prime rib. Fuck your turkey.

This is why nobody likes you.

[drauz]

You fucking anti-American. YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

And prime rib is a CHRISTMAS meal, you heathen.

Your face is anti-American!

[drauz]

This is why nobody likes you.

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[Tisket]

lol

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Wait.... you aren't serving turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, etc.. on Thanksgiving?

MOVE TO RUSSIA YOU FUCKING COMMIE COMM COMMIE!

The turkey was stuffed with stuffing that had sweet potatoes in it! And duchess potatoes are just fancied up mashed potatoes!

My list of rules didn't work out so well. There was yelling by the dessert course.

[Gelston]

Haricot vert = green beans you fucking pleb. It's Frawnch

I speak English. Donald Trump won the election.

[Jeril]

Happy Thanksgiving from your forum AW

https://instagram.com/p/BNMcdxfhNMg

Not yogo pants! I demand a recount!

[Jeril]

Fuck that, turkey is the worst meat. Theres a reason you only eat it once a year. We are having prime rib. Fuck your turkey.

Nice juicy breast meat from a turkey is some of the best stuff ever. And if you want to be doing that sort of thing to a turkey you should buy your own and leave his out of your shinanigans.

[jumbodog]

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[drauz]

Nice juicy breast meat from a turkey is some of the best stuff ever. And if you want to be doing that sort of thing to a turkey you should buy your own and leave his out of your shinanigans.

Don't try to shame me!

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[Jeril]

Don't try to shame me!

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I am just saying to get your own damned turkey!

[drauz]

Not yogo pants! I demand a recount!

better yet

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[Parkbandit]

The turkey was stuffed with stuffing that had sweet potatoes in it! And duchess potatoes are just fancied up mashed potatoes!

I'm a traditionalist for Thanksgiving. I am pretty much a "You will serve me turkey or I'm not coming" kind of guy. It's my favorite holiday meal.

Feel free to create a new menu for any other day of the year and I'll be fine with it.


My list of rules didn't work out so well. There was yelling by the dessert course.

That really sucks to be honest. Sorry :(

[Taernath]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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No LSD this year, but I'm excited to see the paradigm shift in family dynamics introduced by edibles.

[Methais]

Don't try to shame me!

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[Bhaalizmo]

I'm a traditionalist for Thanksgiving. I am pretty much a "You will serve me turkey or I'm not coming" kind of guy. It's my favorite holiday meal.

Feel free to create a new menu for any other day of the year and I'll be fine with it.



That really sucks to be honest. Sorry :(

No way, you're an un fun stick in the mud who doesn't wanna try anything new?

Who could've seen that one coming?

[Methais]

No way, you're an un fun stick in the mud who doesn't wanna try anything new?

Who could've seen that one coming?

Bhaalizmo eats sardines on Thanksgiving because he wants to be unique and special.