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Mistomeer
12-12-2004, 10:32 AM
So I'm scripting between the Landing and Illistim and this happens. Keep in mind, I haven't talked to the guy or talked about him in years, and even back then, we got along fine.

You climb down the rest of the ladder slowly, then hop off onto solid ground.
[Glo'antern Moor, Rope Ladder]
A thick rope ladder dangles down the side of the cliff, pooling a bit on the ground. The top of the ladder is not distinguishable as it disappears quickly into the mists above. A small barren spot has been worn in the matted grass just below the rope ladder, most likely from the passing of feet and the swaying of the ladder. In all directions away from the cliff the damp, thick grass grows high enough to prevent movement, although it seems to be somewhat beaten down along the cliff to the northwest.
Obvious paths: northwest
Roundtime: 10 sec.
[Script]>Warclaidhm comes out of hiding.
Warclaidhm swings an ancient razern-edged claidhmore at you!
AS: +408 vs DS: +275 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +77 = +248
... and hits for 102 points of damage!
Your weapon arm falls to the ground, still twitching.
You are stunned for 10 rounds!
The guiding force leaves Warclaidhm.
[Script]>Warclaidhm turns towards you and renders you a sharp salute with his razern-edged claidhmore.
[Script]>nw
[Script]>You are still stunned.
[Script]> Warclaidhm says, "Thats for what you said about me the ..threates the other day."
[Script]> Warclaidhm grins at you.


So I head back to the Landing and get some revenge the next day:

You gesture at Warclaidhm.
Particles of dust and soot rise from the ground at your feet as you release a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward Warclaidhm!
CS: +390 - TD: +166 + CvA: -2 + d100: +31 - +5 == +248
Warding failed!
Warclaidhm is You are cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 287 points of damage!

* Warclaidhm drops dead at your feet!

Warclaidhm seems hesitant.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Warclaidhm.
Warclaidhm seems slightly different.
The powerful look leaves Warclaidhm.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You are visible again.
You gesture at Warclaidhm.
A single dim, jade green globe springs to life in your right hand. With a flick of your right wrist, the globe dances through the air toward Warclaidhm!
CS: +390 - TD: +139 + CvA: -21 + d100: +85 - +5 == +310
Warding failed!
The orb squarely impacts Warclaidhm, discharging the jade green energy over his entire being for 153 points of damage!
The jade green energy continues to ripple over Warclaidhm inflicting 107 points of damage ...

* Warclaidhm drops dead at your feet!

... the remaining energy dissipates harmlessly from Warclaidhm's corpse.

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Warclaidhm is informing you that he wishes to have no further interaction with you OF ANY KIND! He desires that the two of you go your separate ways and have no further contact.

And I still have no idea why he cut off my arm. When I asked him, he would never answer. Ah well, fuck it, I don't have to deal with the fucktard.

Soulpieced
12-12-2004, 10:53 AM
Pwninated.

Artha
12-12-2004, 10:58 AM
Warclaidhm is You are cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 287 points of damage!

What the?

Suppa Hobbit Mage
12-12-2004, 11:17 AM
Is there anyone left he can interact with? LMAO.

HarmNone
12-12-2004, 11:24 AM
:sigh: Kevin. Oh, Kevin, when will you learn?:rolleyes:

Brattt8525
12-12-2004, 11:36 AM
I went and took my kids to see The Incredibles last night, as I sat there I couldn't help but chuckle when Incredaboy showed up. For some odd reason he made me think of Kevin. I still can't believe I sat through that movie, my kids loved it, the things we do for our kids. Next weekend its the SpongeBob movie, I am so not excited! :popcorn:

Ilvane
12-12-2004, 11:47 AM
Don't we have enough topics about him..:yawn:

-A

Suppa Hobbit Mage
12-12-2004, 12:14 PM
I heard The Incredibles was hilarious... it wasn't?

12-12-2004, 12:17 PM
I try not to watch kid's movies (except Shrek).

- Arkans

Brattt8525
12-12-2004, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I heard The Incredibles was hilarious... it wasn't?

It had a few funny moments, all depends on what you think is funny. I found it to be strictly a rent for your kids movie.

theotherjohn
12-12-2004, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by Mistomeer
[Script]>Warclaidhm comes out of hiding.
Warclaidhm swings an ancient razern-edged claidhmore at you!
AS: +408 vs DS: +275 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +77 = +248
... and hits for 102 points of damage!
Your weapon arm falls to the ground, still twitching.
You are stunned for 10 rounds!
The guiding force leaves Warclaidhm.
[Script]>Warclaidhm turns towards you and renders you a sharp salute with his razern-edged claidhmore.
[Script]>nw
[Script]>You are still stunned.
[Script]> Warclaidhm says, "Thats for what you said about me the ..threates the other day."
[Script]> Warclaidhm grins at you.


I agree it is total BS that Warclaidhm did not kill you.

Next time finish the job

Sean
12-12-2004, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I heard The Incredibles was hilarious... it wasn't?

I thought it was a good movie.

Also I give warclaidhm credit for being aware enough to wait for a spot where you had to put your gear away (the ladder).

Jenisi
12-12-2004, 01:39 PM
My first thought, wow here's a shocker... Warclaidhm posted in the complaints section. He's a pansy and I pray for the day he's banned from gemstone and the boards.

Kainen
12-12-2004, 01:56 PM
I just have to say.. Arkans I :heart: your avatar!!!

Mistomeer
12-12-2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by theotherjohn

I agree it is total BS that Warclaidhm did not kill you.

Next time finish the job

He might as well have. He should have known that if he ambushes someone at the ladder that they're going to come back for him.

Mistomeer
12-12-2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Artha

Warclaidhm is You are cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 287 points of damage!

What the?

That was 317. I'm guessing it's just a bug with the new spell, that's how it is in the log, and the way it was when I cast at him.

Chadj
12-12-2004, 02:32 PM
I love how he goes after someone so much older than him. Does he have no sense at all of consequences?

pennywise
12-12-2004, 03:06 PM
what amazes me is the persistance of it. I mean, did you tell someone that you were going to the landing? I wonder how long he was sitting there.

Another thought came to me, too. If he didnt know you were coming, was he just sitting there waiting for anyone to come down the ladder?

AnticorRifling
12-12-2004, 03:20 PM
I'd make him nullify the WARN and proceed to destroy him every chance I got. Ohh wait I still do that. He hasn't talked to me in awhile it's kind of nice.

peam
12-12-2004, 03:20 PM
The Incredibles was fantastic.

Warclaidhm blows.

Methais
12-12-2004, 03:55 PM
Jesus how is this waste of life not banned already? Or at the very least, have the WARN verb disabled by the GMs? True, WARN is a useless tool when it comes to GMs as it's only meant for player to player communication, but still....fucking annoying as hell when people like this bucket of guts sewn up in a sack of skin abuse the hell out of it.

Maybe I should log in and kill him just for kicks.

StrayRogue
12-12-2004, 04:49 PM
OMG, whoever made the connection between the Incredibles and Warclaidhm is brilliant! Thats fucking awesome! Even with an ambush, with guidance, with an enchanted claidh, he still fucked it up. What a loser.

Parkbandit
12-12-2004, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I heard The Incredibles was hilarious... it wasn't?

I laughed out loud a few times.. worth seeing, especially with your kids.

Parkbandit
12-12-2004, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Mistomeer
Warclaidhm is informing you that he wishes to have no further interaction with you OF ANY KIND! He desires that the two of you go your separate ways and have no further contact.



It is good to know Warclaidhm is still roleplaying to the best of his ability.

Snapp
12-12-2004, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by Jenisi
My first thought, wow here's a shocker... Warclaidhm posted in the complaints section. He's a pansy and I pray for the day he's banned from gemstone and the boards.
Agreed. Instead of retaliating, you should have reported/assisted. The only way to get rid of this pain in the ass is to take him out via GMs. Complain until they can't stand it anymore.. especially since I'm assuming by "theaters" he meant PC.

Nieninque
12-13-2004, 10:43 AM
I think that was threats rather than theaters...though with him, who can tell?

AnticorRifling
12-13-2004, 10:48 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again. This is his theme song and I hear it everytime I see anything about him.

http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html

Mistomeer
12-13-2004, 10:58 AM
I did report, they never responded, and really, it's my word against his as far as that goes, so I just took the revenge route after not getting a response.

Sirina
12-13-2004, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by Mistomeer
I did report, they never responded, and really, it's my word against his as far as that goes, so I just took the revenge route after not getting a response.

...

StrayRogue
12-13-2004, 11:21 AM
Maybe if we actually saw evidence of the GMs doing something, we'd let it go. As we don't, this forum being a fantastic spotlight of how little they care about punishing repeat offenders, I'm going to side with Mistomeer.

Amaron
12-13-2004, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by Sirina

Originally posted by Mistomeer
I did report, they never responded, and really, it's my word against his as far as that goes, so I just took the revenge route after not getting a response.

...


HI Sirina...

smooch!

J

Noble3
12-14-2004, 01:16 AM
I really like Sirina. She is so sweet for a GM.

after taking his arm off, mistomeer killed me 2 times in a row.

GM Sirina sent me a note saying that it was fair for him to kill me 2x in a row, since i took his arm off, (I reported saying 1 kill was once. and he shouldnt do it 100 times) she politely responded 2 kills wasnt 100, and they were keeping an eye on it.

thank you sirina.

;hugs;

Soulpieced
12-14-2004, 05:33 AM
Originally posted by Noble3
Frankly, I'm just a new member here. I don't know this forum, or who warwhatever is. My friend told me about this site. He has been posting on this forum for awhile.

Thank you for everyones advice. And sorry if I came off a bit harsh, I've been lurking here awhile, and I just should have never downloaded that program, according to some people here (on this forum), that do not like it, I do not want to take a risk.

Drew2
12-14-2004, 07:02 AM
Or, more humorously...


Rachel Pwnz: did you hear what Warclaidhm did?
drew cantu: U MEAN ATTACKED SOMEONE???
Rachel Pwnz: no.
drew cantu: Mistomeer!!!
Rachel Pwnz: tru.
Rachel Pwnz: But no.
Rachel Pwnz: He formatted his hard drive
Rachel Pwnz: And then made the account Noble3
Rachel Pwnz: So nobody would know it was him
Rachel Pwnz: :-)
drew cantu: OH LOL
drew cantu: HE'S A CLEVER GUY
Rachel Pwnz: And then when they were like, "Warclaidhm you're an idiot"
Rachel Pwnz: He was all
Rachel Pwnz: "WHO IS WAR WHOEVER?"
Rachel Pwnz: And so after he sent a U2U to some mod about how the PC is fucking up his computer or whatever because he formatted so his IP should change
Rachel Pwnz: So apparently the PC is hax0ring him!!
drew cantu: LOL YEP IF U FORMAT THAT MAKES UR IP CHANGE
drew cantu: HE'S SMAR
drew cantu: T
Rachel Pwnz: yeah
Rachel Pwnz: I want to be like him

http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=3353&page=40 (Or, change the 40 to 20 if you view 50 responses per page.)

HarmNone
12-14-2004, 07:41 AM
Umm, if you're going to talk about it, get it right. The "some mod" was me, and Warclaidhm never accused the PC of "fucking up his computer". He just thought that reformatting his hard drive would change his IP. He's wrong about that, as we all know, but you're wrong about him having made an accusation against the PC. :tumble:

Drew2
12-14-2004, 07:47 AM
Please read the screen name prior to each statement.

HarmNone
12-14-2004, 07:48 AM
Please realize that I did not put your name at the beginning of my post for a reason, Tayre. :whistle:

Drew2
12-14-2004, 07:49 AM
Oh, I get it.

Parkbandit
12-14-2004, 08:11 AM
:smilegrin:

Parkbandit
12-14-2004, 08:12 AM
When Warclaidhm claims that he is going to change or that he has changed.. does he really mean that he's merely changed his name for posting here? If that is the case, then maybe he's finally telling the truth.

AnticorRifling
12-14-2004, 08:34 AM
DING FRIES ARE DOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

Mistomeer
12-14-2004, 09:10 AM
Wait, formatting doens't change your IP?!?

Warclaidhm, you're a dumbfuck.

12-14-2004, 09:38 AM
Can't you manually change your IP address?

Sorry, I know this veering off-topic.

Mistomeer
12-14-2004, 10:58 AM
If it's a static IP, you can.

Most are dynamic IP addresses that are bound to the MAC address of a network card, so the usual method for changing it is to change your network card.

CrystalTears
12-14-2004, 11:02 AM
If the boob doesn't know what deltree means, he surely won't know how to change his IP.

Parkbandit
12-14-2004, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by CrystalTears
If the boob doesn't know what deltree means, he surely won't know how to change his IP.

You would have to be a complete retard not to know who that is.

SpunGirl
12-14-2004, 01:23 PM
Haha. I don't know how to change my IP, but I certainly wouldn't reformat my hard drive to try.

Warfuckuphm fucks up again... someone hold me up while I faint from the shock of it all.

-K

Parkbandit
12-14-2004, 03:34 PM
Spungirl's avatar reminds me of Stanley. Please remove it immediately.

Thank you for your cooperation.

On topic - Warclaidhm is a dumbass.

Snapp
12-14-2004, 06:48 PM
:lol: Amusing like a train wreck.

SpunGirl
12-15-2004, 01:15 AM
STFU PB, that's David Brent. He is my idol.

-K

4a6c1
12-15-2004, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by Snapp
:lol: Amusing like a train wreck.

You mean when I know I should be sad but I just cant look away and I cant stop giggling because its better than any horror flick EVAR??

Yup. Exactly how I feel about it.

Galleazzo
12-15-2004, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by Ilvane
Don't we have enough topics about him..:yawn:Naw, Kranar should make a sticky topic about him.

Call it The Sordid Steaming Mass Of Oozing Fuck That Is Warclaidhm.

Alarke
12-15-2004, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
DING FRIES ARE DOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

Oh wow, that was the laugh that I needed before this final bends me over. Thanks.