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macgyver
11-16-2016, 02:45 PM
OK, I am so sick and tired of these yoga pants and facisimilie. Basically, these teens and young women are pratically butt naked (no pun intended) short of a fraction of a MM layer of fabric. It's disgusting. Perhaps even unsanitary. I'm not sure if women realize how people think of them when they parade around in these "clothes", if they did and had any self respect they would cover up. I'm sorry, you're at the damn Whole Foods; do you often workout and just drive over to Whole Foods to buy some tenderloin and bottle of Pinot Grigio. Wear some clothes; kids are staring at you slut!

http://adipant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Girls-In-Yoga-Pants-ngesnsvivdn.jpg

Mogonis
11-16-2016, 03:05 PM
OK, I am so sick and tired of these yoga pants and facisimilie. Basically, these teens and young women are pratically butt naked (no pun intended) short of a fraction of a MM layer of fabric. It's disgusting. Perhaps even unsanitary. I'm not sure if women realize how people think of them when they parade around in these "clothes", if they did and had any self respect they would cover up. I'm sorry, you're at the damn Whole Foods; do you often workout and just drive over to Whole Foods to buy some tenderloin and bottle of Pinot Grigio. Wear some clothes; kids are staring at you slut!

http://adipant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Girls-In-Yoga-Pants-ngesnsvivdn.jpg
Said no one attracted to females ever

Viekn
11-16-2016, 03:19 PM
OK, I am so sick and tired of these yoga pants and facisimilie. Basically, these teens and young women are pratically butt naked (no pun intended) short of a fraction of a MM layer of fabric. It's disgusting. Perhaps even unsanitary. I'm not sure if women realize how people think of them when they parade around in these "clothes", if they did and had any self respect they would cover up. I'm sorry, you're at the damn Whole Foods; do you often workout and just drive over to Whole Foods to buy some tenderloin and bottle of Pinot Grigio. Wear some clothes; kids are staring at you slut!

http://adipant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Girls-In-Yoga-Pants-ngesnsvivdn.jpg

So, please, for anyone else replying going forward, keeping replying with quote so we can keep staring at dat ass! Also, Mac, at this point, just find your closest old folks home and check yourself in bro.

time4fun
11-16-2016, 03:21 PM
You may actually be the most sexist person on this forum.

And that's no small accomplishment.

chalion
11-16-2016, 03:25 PM
OK, I am so sick and tired of these yoga pants and facisimilie. Basically, these teens and young women are pratically butt naked (no pun intended) short of a fraction of a MM layer of fabric. It's disgusting. Perhaps even unsanitary. I'm not sure if women realize how people think of them when they parade around in these "clothes", if they did and had any self respect they would cover up. I'm sorry, you're at the damn Whole Foods; do you often workout and just drive over to Whole Foods to buy some tenderloin and bottle of Pinot Grigio. Wear some clothes; kids are staring at you slut!

http://adipant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Girls-In-Yoga-Pants-ngesnsvivdn.jpg
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/044/247/297.png

Tisket
11-16-2016, 03:32 PM
Next I expect the OP to create a thread ranting against porn. And to illustrate his disgust he will post beaver shots.

Androidpk
11-16-2016, 03:35 PM
Next I expect the OP to create a thread ranting against porn. And to illustrate his disgust he will post beaver shots.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Blue-footed-booby.jpg/800px-Blue-footed-booby.jpg

Mogonis
11-16-2016, 03:43 PM
It's actually surprising the OP feels this way about women wearing yoga pants when he debated confronting his nephew about not being the breadwinner. At least be consistent.

Wrathbringer
11-16-2016, 03:52 PM
another retarded thread. How is this guy's rep green?

Gelston
11-16-2016, 03:53 PM
Manguyver is Time4emo's illegal brother.

Mogonis
11-16-2016, 03:56 PM
another retarded thread. How is this guy's rep green?
Hipsters? You know, doing it ironically.

Androidpk
11-16-2016, 03:59 PM
Manguyver is Time4emo's illegal brother.

no, she's married to his nephew.

mgoddess
11-16-2016, 04:14 PM
OK, I am so sick and tired of these yoga pants and facisimilie. Basically, these teens and young women are pratically butt naked (no pun intended) short of a fraction of a MM layer of fabric. It's disgusting. Perhaps even unsanitary. I'm not sure if women realize how people think of them when they parade around in these "clothes", if they did and had any self respect they would cover up. I'm sorry, you're at the damn Whole Foods; do you often workout and just drive over to Whole Foods to buy some tenderloin and bottle of Pinot Grigio. Wear some clothes; kids are staring at you slut!

http://adipant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Girls-In-Yoga-Pants-ngesnsvivdn.jpg
Hey, you can't see her hoochie, and from what it seems like your mindset is, that should be what matters, right?

chalion
11-16-2016, 04:14 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Blue-footed-booby.jpg/800px-Blue-footed-booby.jpg

BOOBIES!

Jeril
11-16-2016, 04:33 PM
OK, I am so sick and tired of these yoga pants and facisimilie. Basically, these teens and young women are pratically butt naked (no pun intended) short of a fraction of a MM layer of fabric. It's disgusting. Perhaps even unsanitary. I'm not sure if women realize how people think of them when they parade around in these "clothes", if they did and had any self respect they would cover up. I'm sorry, you're at the damn Whole Foods; do you often workout and just drive over to Whole Foods to buy some tenderloin and bottle of Pinot Grigio. Wear some clothes; kids are staring at you slut!

http://adipant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Girls-In-Yoga-Pants-ngesnsvivdn.jpg

As long as they are looking that fine I've got no problem with what they are wearing. My guess is that those pants are pretty damn comfortable and have the added bonus of enhancing certain aspects of her body which she enjoys.

I also doubt it is kids that are staring at her unless you are just referring to those younger than yourself. To me "kids" are people 12 and under, afterwards they are teenagers, and then adults, whether they are mentally or not.


You may actually be the most sexist person on this forum.

And that's no small accomplishment.

How is this post showing sexism unless he is perfectly OK with men going around dressed like that? Which I highly doubt. Who knows though maybe you are crazy enough to think anyone with a sexual preference is a sexist. Obviously of an older generation I'd bet he is against anything that is openly sexual. I do think it is an outdated way of thinking and disagree with his points however.


Next I expect the OP to create a thread ranting against porn. And to illustrate his disgust he will post beaver shots.

Hoping to find something new that will make you question your sexuality? As great as that would be, I sadly don't see the OP doing such a thing.


It's actually surprising the OP feels this way about women wearing yoga pants when he debated confronting his nephew about not being the breadwinner. At least be consistent.

This is actually quite consistent with an older way of thinking.

jumbodog
11-16-2016, 04:41 PM
Do you prefer your women like this?

8221

Taernath
11-16-2016, 04:43 PM
10/10 trolling OP

tacos
11-16-2016, 04:52 PM
http://adipant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Girls-In-Yoga-Pants-ngesnsvivdn.jpg

She should take a lesson from this woman who has much better style

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/95/57/e3/9557e33561eb9c629dd489ff30a70560.jpg

Tgo01
11-16-2016, 05:12 PM
OK, I am so sick and tired of these yoga pants and facisimilie. Basically, these teens and young women are pratically butt naked (no pun intended) short of a fraction of a MM layer of fabric. It's disgusting. Perhaps even unsanitary. I'm not sure if women realize how people think of them when they parade around in these "clothes", if they did and had any self respect they would cover up. I'm sorry, you're at the damn Whole Foods; do you often workout and just drive over to Whole Foods to buy some tenderloin and bottle of Pinot Grigio. Wear some clothes; kids are staring at you slut!

http://adipant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Girls-In-Yoga-Pants-ngesnsvivdn.jpg

Is that your nephew's wife?

Mighty Nikkisaurus
11-16-2016, 08:09 PM
*rolls up to Taco Bell after crushing a workout for some bean burritos then buys junk food at Price Chopper all while wearing skin tight attention whore leggings*


Me personally, I don't particularly think about or care about that some impotent dork gets mad or thinks baseless shit. And nah, kids are pretty chill about nudity. A 1 year old today has probably seen and sucked on more titty than you ever will in your life.

BriarFox
11-16-2016, 09:08 PM
It's actually surprising the OP feels this way about women wearing yoga pants when he debated confronting his nephew about not being the breadwinner. At least be consistent.

Declaring that men should be in charge and dictating how women should behave are just two sides of the same coin, unfortunately. You find the same crap in the Bible and fundamentalist religions.

Warriorbird
11-16-2016, 09:09 PM
This is shockingly effective trolling.

Mogonis
11-16-2016, 09:11 PM
Declaring that men should be in charge and dictating how women should behave are just two sides of the same coin, unfortunately. You find the same crap in the Bible and fundamentalist religions.
I was more referring to women being subordinate and sex objects, but that's more for home life. I suppose you're right in a public context.

Thondalar
11-16-2016, 09:21 PM
Declaring that men should be in charge and dictating how women should behave are just two sides of the same coin, unfortunately. You find the same crap in the Bible and fundamentalist religions.

Or mainstream Islam.

Tisket
11-17-2016, 02:11 AM
I sadly don't see the OP doing such a thing.

Only insane people try to predict a moron's behavior.

Also, you are taking this troll far too seriously. Laugh at it and move on.

Neveragain
11-17-2016, 05:23 AM
OK, I am so sick and tired of these yoga pants and facisimilie. Basically, these teens and young women are pratically butt naked (no pun intended) short of a fraction of a MM layer of fabric. It's disgusting. Perhaps even unsanitary. I'm not sure if women realize how people think of them when they parade around in these "clothes", if they did and had any self respect they would cover up. I'm sorry, you're at the damn Whole Foods; do you often workout and just drive over to Whole Foods to buy some tenderloin and bottle of Pinot Grigio. Wear some clothes; kids are staring at you slut!

http://adipant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Girls-In-Yoga-Pants-ngesnsvivdn.jpg

STFU you're ruining one of the good trends of 2016.

Neveragain
11-17-2016, 05:55 AM
You may actually be the most sexist person on this forum.

And that's no small accomplishment.

Time4fun knows, she holds the title on the subject of sexism. Of course when she's not busy demonizing white males, she's hard at work trying to tell everyone else how to think.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
11-17-2016, 06:55 AM
Time4fun knows, she holds the title on the subject of sexism. Of course when she's not busy demonizing white males, she's hard at work trying to tell everyone else how to think.

http://i.imgur.com/avHnbUZ.gif

Jeril
11-17-2016, 07:38 AM
Only insane people try to predict a moron's behavior.

Also, you are taking this troll far too seriously. Laugh at it and move on.

I've likely had more laughs about this and everything else than anyone else, come on now ;)

Jeril
11-17-2016, 07:50 AM
8223

Because this thread needs more of these.

Whirlin
11-17-2016, 08:40 AM
8223

Because this thread needs more of these.
I hereby declare this a woman in yoga pants thread.

http://i.imgur.com/PKutQyp.jpg

Methais
11-17-2016, 08:43 AM
OK, I am so sick and tired of these yoga pants and facisimilie. Basically, these teens and young women are pratically butt naked (no pun intended) short of a fraction of a MM layer of fabric. It's disgusting. Perhaps even unsanitary. I'm not sure if women realize how people think of them when they parade around in these "clothes", if they did and had any self respect they would cover up. I'm sorry, you're at the damn Whole Foods; do you often workout and just drive over to Whole Foods to buy some tenderloin and bottle of Pinot Grigio. Wear some clothes; kids are staring at you slut!

http://adipant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Girls-In-Yoga-Pants-ngesnsvivdn.jpg

http://troll.me/images/you-know-how-i-know-youre-gay/you-know-how-i-kno-ur-gay-you-just-told-me-thumb.jpg

Parkbandit
11-17-2016, 08:53 AM
http://i.imgur.com/avHnbUZ.gif

I wonder if the woman in this meme is embarrassed by it.. or is she proud?

Methais
11-17-2016, 09:08 AM
I wonder if the woman in this meme is embarrassed by it.. or is she proud?

Did you just assume her gender? Bigot.


Ass so nice, dude had to take note:
http://i.imgur.com/PZjyWN0.jpg

drauz
11-17-2016, 10:25 AM
Did you just assume her gender? Bigot.


Ass so nice, dude had to take note:
http://i.imgur.com/PZjyWN0.jpg

Is that guy judging her ass?

My contribution

http://thrillblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hot-girls-in-yoga-pants-17.jpg

Jhynnifer
11-17-2016, 10:48 AM
While I don't go out wearing leggings (unless a long tunic or dress is over them) and I agree they're not technically stand alone legwear.... give it a break already. People are going to dress however they feel comfortable and not with any concern over whether or not it meets -your- approval.

Question: Do you also hate short skirts, strapless tops, sundresses and anything else that isn't a full-length, shapeless wool covering?

macgyver
11-17-2016, 11:58 AM
*rolls up to Taco Bell after crushing a workout for some bean burritos then buys junk food at Price Chopper all while wearing skin tight attention whore leggings*


Me personally, I don't particularly think about or care about that some impotent dork gets mad or thinks baseless shit. And nah, kids are pretty chill about nudity. A 1 year old today has probably seen and sucked on more titty than you ever will in your life.


While I don't go out wearing leggings (unless a long tunic or dress is over them) and I agree they're not technically stand alone legwear.... give it a break already. People are going to dress however they feel comfortable and not with any concern over whether or not it meets -your- approval.

Question: Do you also hate short skirts, strapless tops, sundresses and anything else that isn't a full-length, shapeless wool covering?

This is satisfactory...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/93/0f/28/930f28b907457319281b080fd38b38a5.jpg

Methais
11-17-2016, 12:01 PM
This is satisfactory...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/93/0f/28/930f28b907457319281b080fd38b38a5.jpg

What are your thoughts on this attire?

https://nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/borat1.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&strip=all

zennsunni
11-17-2016, 01:20 PM
This is satisfactory...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/93/0f/28/930f28b907457319281b080fd38b38a5.jpg

So if it conforms to something that turns you on, it's okay? Lol, gtfo of here, Macgyver. Your claims evaporate in the face of even the most basic debate and analysis. I am dead serious - I strongly suggest you take an online course in critical thinking. Or maybe two or three.

Tisket
11-17-2016, 01:30 PM
I've likely had more laughs about this and everything else than anyone else, come on now ;)

Alright then, carry on.

Jeril
11-17-2016, 01:55 PM
So if it conforms to something that turns you on, it's okay? Lol, gtfo of here, Macgyver. Your claims evaporate in the face of even the most basic debate and analysis. I am dead serious - I strongly suggest you take an online course in critical thinking. Or maybe two or three.

Whoosh.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FtfO_Umzbx4/hqdefault.jpg

Mighty Nikkisaurus
11-17-2016, 05:21 PM
Per Jeril's request in the Trump thread, I will now use this thread to be an attention whore.

http://i.imgur.com/0CQjVlQ.png

Ain't no butt selfie like a gym butt selfie!

Mighty Nikkisaurus
11-17-2016, 05:23 PM
Sometimes I also pretend to be a Disney Princess

http://i.imgur.com/c39ToGG.png

Taernath
11-17-2016, 05:28 PM
My god, it's full of stars.

Tgo01
11-17-2016, 05:32 PM
Per Jeril's request in the Trump thread, I will now use this thread to be an attention whore.

http://i.imgur.com/0CQjVlQ.png

Ain't no butt selfie like a gym butt selfie!

Apropos. Almost.


http://i.imgur.com/4KFujTR.gif

Jeril
11-17-2016, 05:38 PM
Per Jeril's request in the Trump thread, I will now use this thread to be an attention whore.

http://i.imgur.com/0CQjVlQ.png

Ain't no butt selfie like a gym butt selfie!

Woohoo! At least something good came from this thread.

Stumplicker
11-17-2016, 05:44 PM
Can we turn this thread into the official selfie thread now? Here's me at the beach.

http://mankini.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/image-51.jpg

Mighty Nikkisaurus
11-17-2016, 05:52 PM
Me eating a salad

http://i.imgur.com/c2ExZ.jpg

mgoddess
11-17-2016, 06:20 PM
The nice thing about (yoga) pants, is that you can put all kinds of designs on them...

http://image.dear-lover.com/productpic/Smile-of-Cheshire-Cat-Digital-Print-Yoga-Pants-LC79788.jpg

RichardCranium
11-17-2016, 07:31 PM
Sometimes I also pretend to be a Disney Princess

I like when you pretend to be a dinosaur.

Gnomad
11-17-2016, 08:01 PM
Per Jeril's request in the Trump thread, I will now use this thread to be an attention whore.

http://i.imgur.com/0CQjVlQ.png

Ain't no butt selfie like a gym butt selfie!those leggings are out of this world

Gweneivia
11-17-2016, 08:03 PM
I don't care one way or another, but I stumbled across this in my journey to post a yoga pant pic from a google GIS. http://www.barstoolsports.com/dont-use/doctors-say-yoga-pants-is-resulting-in-many-cases-of-butt-acne-for-girls/

Mighty Nikkisaurus
11-18-2016, 07:41 AM
I like when you pretend to be a dinosaur.

I'll take a selfie of that tonight just for you bby