HAHAHA - My weapon ejaculated!!

[4a6c1]

Never seen this, but it made me laugh. So whats up with this thing?

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a falchion at a lesser orc!
AS: +130 vs DS: +47 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +73 = +192
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Strong slash to the lesser orc's right hand cuts deep.
The lesser orc is stunned!
You swing a main gauche at a lesser orc!
AS: +130 vs DS: +26 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +8 = +136
... and hit for 23 points of damage!
Slash to the lesser orc's chest!
Breathe deep, it'll feel better in a minute.

** Your main gauche sprays forth a shower of pure water! **
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[StrayRogue]

Its been blessed.

Edited to add, blessed weapons have random holy water flares. Doesn't do fuck squat to anything that isn't undead.

[Edited on 13-12-04 by StrayRogue]

[Fission]

Be glad you can't do that with coraesine, or you could lose control and have it go off in your own face.

:P

[4a6c1]

:lol:

k

On topic, of course, I think medical terms are funnier sounding than their euphanisms.

I.e.

EJACULATE vs jizz

SCROTUM vs sack

GLANS PENIS vs. penis

SEMINAL VESICALS vs. I'll get back to you on that one.

[Fission]

Going back to weapons, you could get a vial weapon instead of a blessed one.

That way you could swallow after, too.

:yes:

[BigBadBonar]

SEMINAL VESICALS vs. I'll get back to you on that one.


The avenues of baby making?

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Fission
Going back to weapons, you could get a vial weapon instead of a blessed one.

That way you could swallow after, too.

:yes:

:rofl:

SEX WEAPONS!!! I can just see Khaladon marketing those at the Spitfire.

".....and this one has a hilt that vibrates"

oooh. awww.

Originally posted by BigBadBonar
SEMINAL VESICALS vs. I'll get back to you on that one.


The avenues of baby making?

Ahhhh :lol2:

[Fission]

".....and this one has a hilt that vibrates"

Plenty of weapons with vibe flares already, including possibly the best/worst choice for them, gornar-plated eonake carp tongues.

Tongue is the base. They vibrate. And you can dye them, too.

It just gets better/worse from there.

:tumble:

[Amaron]

OMG you guys this is sooo wrong..

Pinches jhina for getting it started!!

J

[Makkah]

<<GLANS PENIS vs. penis>>

Glans penis is the head.

Seminal vesicles are the two glands near the prostate that secrete like 60% of semen volume. It's composed of prostaglandins and sucrose.

Teehee.

Thanks for the clarification, I shall not, I repeat, shall no longer mistake a shlong for a cockhead.

And while we're at it:

CORPUS CAVERNOSA.

[StrayRogue]

Rhett knows all about the cock.

[Kainen]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Rhett knows all about the cock.

Well considering it's a good idea to know something about the machinary (euphimism) you are going to use.. I would think that would be a good thing.

[Lady Prisma]

Originally posted by Fission
Going back to weapons, you could get a vial weapon instead of a blessed one.

That way you could swallow after, too.

:yes:

Here I am, thinking I'm all mature for not laughing at this -immature thread...

....then Fission goes and cracks me up.

Curse you, Fission.

[Snapp]

:lol2: Jihna, you're crazy.

[Makkah]

Actually I just know all about that shit because we just did that section in Physiology. And if you ask nicely, Stay, you can look at it.

rht

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Kainen

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Rhett knows all about the cock.

Well considering it's a good idea to know something about the machinary (euphimism) you are going to use.. I would think that would be a good thing.

You also should call before your dig (euphimism) to ensure you don't hit a gas pipe (another euphimism) or power line (euphimish) ZING!!

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Makkah
Actually I just know all about that shit because we just did that section in Physiology. And if you ask nicely, Stay, you can look at it.

rht


Pretty please.

[Drew2]

Googling Corpus Cavernosa brought forth many minutes of entertainment from the very first link.

http://www.teenwire.com/index.asp?taStrona=http://www.teenwire.com/play/sextionary/np_021219_fact_cavernosa.asp

Follow some links at the end of the show, and you can learn a lot of stuff about penises, vaginas, and sex.

:rofl: @ Tayre guy link.

You must visit this site often, huh?

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Fission

".....and this one has a hilt that vibrates"

Plenty of weapons with vibe flares already, including possibly the best/worst choice for them, gornar-plated eonake carp tongues.

Tongue is the base. They vibrate. And you can dye them, too.

It just gets better/worse from there.

:tumble:

My idea wasnt original enough for you. FINE.

:lol2:

Khaladon says,"And for all you EEEVIL sorcerers in the closet who want REAL ManAction, this dark death black doom-etched runestaff is really a blow up doll. Just pump air into this hole right here and *zing*, instant evil dark elf partner! And look, here is where you load his manjuices!!"

:lol2:

Simutronics is sooo going to hire me for sex weapon marketing.

[Fission]

Simutronics is sooo going to hire me for sex weapon marketing.


Fine by me, I'll settle for being a partner.


Khaladon says,"And for all you EEEVIL sorcerers in the closet who want REAL ManAction, this dark death black doom-etched runestaff is really a blow up doll. Just pump air into this hole right here and *zing*, instant evil dark elf partner! And look, here is where you load his manjuices!!"

And for those not in the closet, simply go to one of the winter-themed clothiers, buy a handwarmer and take it to the dyers' tent.

voila, your own muff that you can carry around in your pocket.

My warrior uses hers to keep her carp tongue in, always worth a few double-takes when that happens.


:tumble:

[4a6c1]

:rofl:

[Fission]

Wish I'd thought to take her to the premium fair when a pocketer/lightener was working.

Worth it alone just to have her ask if she could get her muff deepened.

:bouncy:

[4a6c1]

hahahahahaha

Thats so great. I would have paid to see that question asked. And then the suttle horde of innuendos that follow.