Anyone else getting assraped by finals?

[AlahnnaDenale]

2-hour long, all-essay final for my Western Civ prior to 1500 class. Also a 6-page paper due the same day. That was today. My brain feels spongy.

Tomorrow, have a 5-pager and a final.

Thursday is my last final, and its JUST a final. Thank god for that.

[The Cat In The Hat]

My Theory final is on Thursday. I'm not assraped yet though, I only have the one class this semester.

NEXT semester, however... the assrapeing is assured.

[Latrinsorm]

No essays due. One test thursday, then monday, then tuesday. So, only in the sense that I'll be here for (what seems like) about 19 more years.

Good luck! :)

[Makkah]

Yea this semester has provide no lubrication for the assraping.

8 Finals (4 lab finals [2 practicals], 4 lecture finals [1 comprehensive])
1 Group Project which included an 8 page paper and this stupid "Interactive Patient" computer program script
3 Lab reports (Mammalian physiology)
And a 4 page "Debriefing" paper for a pass-fail class.

All I have left are 3 of the lecture finals. Pharmaceutics, Pharmacy Comm., and Biochem.

My ass hurts.

rht

[Jahira]

Well so far, I have taken an econ final(easy) and organic chemistry lab final (not that tough).

What sucks is my history final(comprehensive). We were supposed to have 3 tests in the class. The professor was slow and we only got to cover the information for 2 tests. After the 2nd test we had 1 week left of class before final(we were supposed to have like 3 1/2 weeks). He springs on us that all of the assigned reading (A text on Alexander the great, and Chapters out of another Greek History textbook) and information will still be on the final. That is right. 3 /12 weeks worth of information I have to learn in under a week.

Then my accting class didn't get as far as last year so he made went through 2 chapters in the last class period. The class wasn't that hard though but still sorta sucked.

Organic Chemistry final will probably like pushing a 20 inch dildo right up my ass.

Then I am done!

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
No essays due. One test thursday, then monday, then tuesday. So, only in the sense that I'll be here for (what seems like) about 19 more years.

Good luck! :)

Highschoolfinalsdontcountalert.

And yes, finals are assraping me.

Normally not something I'd be completely opposed to.

But it's like the finals have SHREDDED METAL ATTACHED TO THEIR WANGS.

Not good.



And yes, I said that just to get a rise out of certain heteros.

[Edited on 12-13-2004 by Tayre]

[AnticorRifling]

I don't have finals but I'm helping to kick off an xp migration in an environment composed of over 700 different software suites, using winPE and USMT. It's a pain in the ass but it's getting better slowly.

[DeV]

Two 2.5 hour finals Tuesday and Thursday. One 10 page research paper and another 2 page essay on a journal sumation due (Which are already complete!) Luckily, not so bad, however the entire semester has been like one lousy fuck. Glad it'll be over this week.

p.s. It's fucking freezing here. :cold:

[Shalla]

I have my final exam for my last course for this semester tonight. I studied a little bit today, and I am beside myself, that I'll probably end up doing eeney-mai-nee-moo all the way. :(

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
Highschoolfinalsdontcountalert.ForthelastfingtimeI 'mincollegealert.

It's weird what we have in common.

[Parkbandit]

I haven't had a final in 16 years. I DID have to benchmark a personality test and IQ test though.. WITHOUT NOTICE!!

Is it the same??

[Jahira]

You can take my finals for me if you want.

I R SMART ENUFF TO PASS FINILS WIFOUT STUDEEN.

...Except for Criminal Law :rant:

[Soulpieced]

Finals are for suckers.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
...Except for Criminal Law :rant: I'll take that one for you... oh wait, no I wont. :P Good luck.

[Keller]

if it makes any of you feel better my wife just took a 3 hr long Arabic final. She has a 25 page paper due Wednesday on the historiography of microhistory in immigrant communities in Southern France. Then she has a 25 page historiography due Friday on the philosophies of Kant.

PS - It's hot here.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm interviewing someone tomorrow who no doubt will feel assraped after I'm done grilling them (not that I'm mean, just thorough). I don't like people who don't prepare for an interview.

Does that count?

Edit: PS, it's basically the beginning of the tax season and work is NUTS.

[Edited on 12-14-2004 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

[Galleazzo]

Hah, I never went to college. Took me last final, damn, 30 years ago?

Trade ya the freaking manifest ledgers the Commerce Dept has me do up though.

:no:

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Edit: PS, it's basically the beginning of the tax season and work is NUTS.


I went through my final tax season in 2002. Does that count? :D

Jorddyn, doesn't even like doing her own taxes anymore

[Hulkein]

Took my one COMM final last Thurs, studied hard, got an A (I'm pretty sure) yet what happens when the automated e-mail results get sent? It tells me I got a 0, apparently my test got lost or didn't scan correctly.

I called the prof today, he's looking for it tomorrow.

I have a History and a PolySci left, shouldn't be too bad.

Currently i am doing dealing with interviews 3-6 hours a day and then wirting reports and sworn statments on the information I am able to get out of sources. That keeps me up until about 1 or 2 am, then its 4am wake up for PT... we currently are going to class 7 days a week and will be until the end of this week. I can feel all of your pain.

[Edited on 12-14-2004 by Dave]

[Iriscience]

Im already gonna fail everything so fuck my finals

[Sean]

I don't get worked up over my finals. I just take them and move on, studying probably a couple hours the night before each one. But then again most of my classes are project based rather than exam.

[Rutilcaper]

Finals? Finals ain't nothing.

30 page thesises. That's where the assraping's really at.

[Lomoriond]

Ever get a ways into a final and just realize theres no way in hell you're going to pass it?

I got about 90 minutes into the in-class essay for my intercultural film final and suddenly said aloud "SHIT! This isn't multiple choice!?" and walked out.


Found this site later:
http://www.vickysjokes.com/finalexam_fun.html

Wish I had it, woulda made it more fun!
Hooray for failing out of college!

[Drew2]

Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh that's brilliant. I might fail on purpose just to do that.

[Edaarin]

No one gets to bitch about finals except for me.

I'm in the midst of a comprehensive final encompassing 12 credits, it's a case analysis involving Merck. So far I've spent about 25 hours on it, and looking at another 20 or so hours of work before I turn it in tomorrow at 4 pm.

Then I get to cram for an accounting final.

Beats being in the real world though.

[The Cat In The Hat]

So I get to class this morning for the exam "review" and we do it.

She says "Can you all stay an extra 15 minutes?" We of course agree... We finish the review and my instructor says...

"Congratulations, you just took your final Exam!"

100%

:penis:



[Edited on 12-14-2004 by The Cat In The Hat]

[Edaarin]

Here's a sample of what I've spent the last few days doing. It r quite shitty because I can't stand bullshit courses like strategy and systems.

EDIT: The workbook represents about 15 hours of work.

[Edited on 12-15-2004 by Edaarin]

[AnticorRifling]

I don't agree with the second doc.