a scowling green toy goblin - tattered pixie doll, crazy scripts

[Nazagor]

>tap gob
You tap a scowling green toy goblin, which is in your right hand.
>anal gob
You analyze your green toy goblin and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.

The creator has also provided the following information:
Goblin Doll
Verbs trapped: SMOOCH, PINCH, PULL, TURN, SLAP, RUB, KISS, TICKLE, POKE, HUG, LOOK.

This toy may be altered with a long description only. It must remain a toy of some kind and a goblin. It also must make sense with the automatic LOOK that it has. If eyes are mentioned, they must be black.

You get no sense of whether or not the goblin may be further lightened.
>l gob
The green toy goblin is made from torn rags sewn together with thick leather stitches. Its insides are made from some bad smelling plants along with witchwood shavings. Tightly wrapped straw bundles make up the green toy goblin's arms and legs, and a red amulet hangs around its neck.
>smoo gob
A green toy goblin screams, "Gross!"
>pinch gob
A green toy goblin screams, "Witch!"
>pul gob
As you pull at your green toy goblin, its black, lifeless eyes quickly shift to yours. You are unable to look away from its deadly stare. Your eyes glaze over and visions of unimaginable horrors rush through your mind. You can feel the pain of a thousand tortured souls, their hands reaching out to you, but you are frozen in terror and cannot move.
Roundtime: 8 seconds
R>turn gob
You turn your green toy goblin over, and green slime oozes from its mouth down your shoulder.
>slap gob
You slap your green toy goblin, and it kicks you in the chin!
>rub gob
A green toy goblin yells, "Stop that!"
>kiss gob
As you kiss your green toy goblin, it slaps you hard across the face!
You are stunned!
Roundtime: 5 seconds
R>tickle gob
As you begin to tickle your green toy goblin, black, foul smelling slime oozes out of its mouth.
>pok gob
You poke your green toy goblin, and it pokes you back in the eye!
>hug gob
You hug your green toy goblin, and it sinks its teeth into your neck!

CB: 1m time4fun, going eighteen and five-sixths times*



* N.B. The number of times going is unrelated to the actual end date of the auction, which always was, and remains, totally arbitrary

[time4fun]

1m

[Xannorath]

Does this have idol scripts, even while in containers?

[time4fun]

Does this have idol scripts, even while in containers?

You're thinking of Chucky dolls, I believe

[Nazagor]

Bump

[verbaalz]

apologies

[Nazagor]

Updated

Verbaalz, one free pass but that's really not how auctions work. Pull that again and it'll be the last time we have any business together.

[time4fun]

Erm, I've had that bid in for three days. If they withdrew their bid, that shouldn't be resetting mine

[Nazagor]

Erm, I've had that bid in for three days. If they withdrew their bid, that shouldn't be resetting mine

What do you mean by resetting? Your previous bid was the highest offer so I reverted to that.

[time4fun]

I was at going twice, and now I'm at going once. Sweetie, this is now a 4 day auction, I'm the only person who has put in a real bid, and somehow I'm at going once.

[Wrathbringer]

I was at going twice, and now I'm at going once. Sweetie, this is now a 4 day auction, I'm the only person who has put in a real bid, and somehow I'm at going once.

Get over it.

[Yesnomaybe]

Aren't you usually the first one to jump in on any thread and state that auctioneers can run their sales however they choose?

He had a higher bid than yours, it was withdrawn, so he set it back to yours going once for others to see the chance at the lower bid. Seems fair and it's what I would have done.

His auction, his rules, stop whining.

[time4fun]

Aren't you usually the first one to jump in on any thread and state that auctioneers can run their sales however they choose?

He had a higher bid than yours, it was withdrawn, so he set it back to yours going once for others to see the chance at the lower bid. Seems fair and it's what I would have done.

His auction, his rules, stop whining.

I like Naz, and he can do whatever he'd like. But as the only bidder on the item, I'm allowed to express some displeasure. I usually jump in when someone who isn't at all a part of the auction tries to give their two cents on it- *cough*.

Having said that- please stop trying to up the drama level here. This is me giving feedback, not a flame war in the making.

[Nazagor]

Updated to reflect reality and dispel any lingering myths regarding how auctions on here work.

[time4fun]

Updated to reflect reality and dispel any lingering myths regarding how auctions on here work.

*sigh* Bid withdrawn. Ironically, right after defending you to someone on lnet =P

[Nazagor]

*sigh* Bid withdrawn. Ironically, right after defending you to someone on lnet =P

Why are you withdrawing your bid? Nothing in the post ever specified how bids would progress, end date, etc. All this is your own invention.

[Nazagor]

To be clear, Vishra, I have no issue with you at all. However, I don't do business like this. If you withdraw your bid, it will be the last time we deal together.