Sproink

[Nieninque]

Sproink removes a dagger from in his spring-laced backpack.
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Vivianna giggles.
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Ghestal gives Lillyen a lingering kiss on the cheek.
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Alishala somberly says, "Oi.. nae too wise to be annoyin' him."
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Izabela blinks.
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C
Sproink tightens his grip on his dagger and glances over at Izabela.

Sproink says, "Okay, the nine of you, then."
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Sproink says, "Damn you, all."
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Izabela cowers away from Sproink!
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Jinsem rudely says, "A rather plain dagger."
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Jinsem glances at Sproink.
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Speaking somberly to Sproink, Alishala asks, "Well on tha' brighter side ye'll hae more than enough coins to buy yer way off'a this Island, eh?"
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Alishala hums a seemingly random tune.
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Sproink glances at a very not plain dagger.
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Sproink glances at Jinsem.
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You snicker.

[Lyonis]

One of better experiences I've had with a merchant. I had a lot of fun with him.

[Czeska]

Sproink was a blast on the Dhu, too. Also funny in person!

[Nieninque]

He is hilarious.
He accused me of passing off fake gems on the dhu, by doing what he did above, only on gems I was holding. It was with the hatmaker (Ella?) who was also fantastic.
A good start to the day for me :D

[Jolena]

Sproink was great on the Dhu, albeit a little grumpy heh. Him and his lightning bolts which he said were a side effect of the "odd pipes" in his shop were lots of fun.

[4a6c1]

Hehe. Because of the Dhu I now cant even look at the word Sproink without laughing. I got nearly all my features, plus a kitten, done by him there so I probably sat in his little room for more hours than all the other merchants combined. I should have logged it all, but I was just too out of it. Dhu = no sleep.

I dont think I ever stopped laughing. He was so funny. Two of his classic lines are,'Get out' and 'Pay me now or die/lose a limb/get a stamp/etc'.

He gave me a stamp on my forehead that said Shut up and Die. :rofl:

[hectomaner]

i love sproink, he came in when sukara was working in the landing and helped out. he cracks me up

[Nilandia]

Gotta love a merchant who chases me into a closed elevator.

Nilandia

[Fission]

Best stamp ever.

You see Aquata Seamaiden the Bard.
She appears to be a Human.
She appears to be young and robust and taller than average. She has sparkling sea green eyes and fair skin. She has waist length, wavy chestnut hair swept back from the temples. She has a dainty face, a small nose and a narrow waist. A big red stamp on her forehead reads, "I stripped for Sproink."

:worship:

[Sylph]

ROFL ... I haven't had the pleasure yet...

[Jolena]

We were in Solhaven a week or so ago, when Sproink's wagon pulled up into NM. He ended up stamping Ilijah with "I slept with all of Sproink's customers!" I think I laughed for a good five minutes on that one, renewing it every time I looked at Ilijah. Good times hehe.