A night with Zaoloo

[SashaFierce]

Logged on Kalrobro earlier and Zaoloo assumed it was Kalros. So we had a little chat. Nothing special, but it does show that Zaoloo either IS Velher/Vallulrath, or clearly has access to the account. Which is how he got around his last lockout for AFK scripting and was still selling silvers/items.

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[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "lmao"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "SUP BRO"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "all good here mang, I know the drill, never say your name in game 8)"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "was wondering when you would make another f2p heh"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "though you shouldn't have made the name so obvious, would not chat on lnet lest ye get reported :P"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "Just came to fuck around for a bit, got bored"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "when is your unlock date, 15th? you should make a f2p with a name that isn't totally obvious heh"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "would suck if your ban got restarted"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "No account information, they can't prove it's me"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "yea but if someone reports and says "this guy is kalros" haha"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "could always just deny it"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "no way to prove it"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "that's cool tho want dat longcloak back hehe"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "so are you selling off and quitting or wassups with you mangs"
[LNet]-GSIV:Alastir: "* Kalrobro joins the adventure."
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "there it is, fuckin loser ass alastir"
[LNet]-GSIV:Alastir: "Interesting"
[LNet]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "should make a thread about it and stalk him for 2+ weeks like a fucking loser about it"
[LNet]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "bitch"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "yeah, I'm out as soon as this lockout is over"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "I will distract this loser no worries"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "that makes me sad, you are one of my fav people in this game"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "most people around here chongle dongs as you can see"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "Fuck him, he's always got to run his fucking mouth"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "have you read that pc thread about my alt Baeleron? shits epic"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "I been trolling him there and in game so fuckin hard for weeks now"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "he been stalking me literally so mad"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "been fucking HILARIOUS you would have loved it"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "I may just sell Kalros and start someone new, I have the new afk script check script so I shouldn't get caught again, it auto responds to most of the checks they use"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "do it, fuck it"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "get some cash and start fresh"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "I've pretty much been smearing his name on lnet for weeks with all his bullshit he been trying to pull, you see how he got like, no fuckin traction?"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "He's a bitch nobody likes him"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "I don't have any secrets, I'll lay it out in the open for people to judge, he's the one tryin to lie and manipulate and assumes I care who my alts are lmao"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "he assumes I am afk and that I care/my alts are secrets, both false"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "why I didn't give a fuck bout that thread when he posted it"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "start a ranger or sorc, those are my favs"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "You got a ranger? What are they like?"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "65 twc ranger, just switched from sword/board, pure rape"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "was thw til like 40ish when DS became an issue, but I trained for heavier armor and went sword/board, no more issues"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "rangers are fun as hell to hunt and bounty machines"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "lots of little fun crap to do"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "funnest profession I'd say other than sorcs but I have no clerics empaths or bards really as mains, like past level 50 ever"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "so little biased"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "then again someone was saying brawling bard with self ebladed gauntlets was pretty badass, I kinda wanted to try that"
[Private]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "you get extra crits to flares from self ebladed/attuned etc"

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Velher just left.
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Vallulrath just arrived.
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Vallulrath slings a black spidersilk satchel clasped with a coiled imflass serpent off from over his shoulder.
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Vallulrath offers Baeleron a black spidersilk satchel clasped with a coiled imflass serpent.
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Baeleron accepts Vallulrath's spidersilk satchel.
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Vallulrath just left.

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[Merchant]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "T3 ensorcell available, 98 sorc 4mil" (Baeleron)
[Merchant]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "T1 ensorcell available, 77 sorc 2mil" (Vallulrath)


Also literally only one of those characters is mine but good job in your dumbass witch hunt ROOOFL

That sorc is only 97 too, not even capped you fuckin loser ahaha

[Luntz]

literally nothing I said here I give a fuck about anyone knowing, you are a lame bitch, Alastir concocting his master schemes

https://media.giphy.com/media/Fr7gcX14tqP3W/giphy.gif

[SashaFierce]

Someone is mad.


Tservin says, "Yo."
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Tservin says, "Alastir made a thread about you."
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Zaoloo smirks.
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Zaoloo laughs softly, trying to hide his amusement.
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Zaoloo says, "I hope so."
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Zaoloo says, "I really do."
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Tservin says, "He was kalberib."
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Tservin says, "OR WHATEVER."
>whisper ooc Tservin LOL
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Tservin, "LOL."
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Tservin says, "He one who you thought was was kalros f2p."
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Tservin says, "Yeah that guy."
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Zaoloo says, "Hahaha."
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Tservin points at you!
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Zaoloo says, "Omg what a loser."
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Zaoloo says, "Too funny."
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Zaoloo says, "He assumes I care."
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Zaoloo says, "First dumb assumption of his."
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Zaoloo says, "One of many."
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Tservin says, "Seems like a lot of effort."
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Zaoloo says, "Guy just gettin himself a rep as a whiner, like I care."
>'It's kind of funny
You say, "It's kind of funny."
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Tservin says, "It is a little ufnny."
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Tservin gives Zaoloo a playful bite.
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Tservin says, "That you automatically assumed it was Kalros."
>'Yes
You say, "Yes."
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Tservin says, "You could have like at least... you know ask hidden questions."
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Tservin gives Zaoloo a playful bite.
>lau
You laugh out loud!
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Zaoloo says, "Literally said nothing bad or anything I care about."
>'He's not that smart
You say, "He's not that smart."
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Zaoloo says, "Too funny that he thinks it's post worthy."
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Zaoloo thumps you!
The blow catches you square in the solar plexus! You double over, gasping for air.
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Tservin concentrates intently on his band.
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Zaoloo thumps you!
The blow catches you square in the solar plexus! You double over, gasping for air.
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Zaoloo thumps you!
The blow catches you square in the solar plexus! You double over, gasping for air.
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Tservin rubs his band and fog billows from it in a thick cloud, quickly obscuring his form from sight. As the murk clears, you see Tservin is no longer there.
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Zaoloo thumps you!
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Zaoloo thumps you!
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Zaoloo thumps you!
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Zaoloo says, "Shaddup."
>chuck
That requires air and self-control, both of which you have in short supply right now. Try again in, oh, 173 seconds or so.
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A swirling cloud of shadow forms around Zaoloo's right hand as he prepares a spell...
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Zaoloo gestures at you.
CS: +533 - TD: +8 + CvA: +19 + d100: +75 == +619
Warding failed!
For a brief, terrible moment, your mind is opened to an unspeakable valence of being! You are stunned!

** As you are hit, Zaoloo's runestaff flares with a burst of fire! **

... 20 points of damage!
Horrid burns seal left eye. Consider an eyepatch.
The scintillating red light surrounding the runestaff fades some.
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Zaoloo laughs!
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Zaoloo says, "So weak."

[Luntz]

yea bro thumping and stunning you is really comparable to weeks of lame in game stalking by some faggot and his f2p characters ahahahaha

[drauz]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/eB3PzKo0iqNEY/200.gif

[Zunos]

Nothing better to do then catfish people? Get a life, or a family or maybe a friend even you fucking loser.

[SashaFierce]

Nothing better to do then catfish people? Get a life, or a family or maybe a friend even you fucking loser.

Not sure how him assuming that I'm someone else is catfishing him. But lol.

[Methais]

Sometimes I wonder if Alastir and Zaoloo are both in on this soap opera and it's really just one gigantic never ending troll.

[Jeril]

This was a lot more boring than the title implied. I'm not overly surprised but still disappointed.

[Jhynnifer]

This was a lot more boring than the title implied. I'm not overly surprised but still disappointed.

I actually stopped the microwave and threw that bag of popcorn out, it was THAT disappointing.