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So, I'm tired of my lungs going to me and yelling, "FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!1111111". This means, that from this time onward, I am so quitting smoking. Cold turkey, no patch, no gum, no smokes. I think I can do this..
Now.. where did I leave that ashtray full of half smoked cigarettes.
- Arkans
Nilandia
12-06-2004, 12:54 PM
::smacks Arkans' hand away from the ashtray::
Didn't anyone tell you that smoking isn't sexy?
Nilandia
Sean of the Thread
12-06-2004, 01:10 PM
I just quit not too long ago, pretty easy if you just say fuk it and don't do it.
My advice is to keep a half a pack of cigs around, it is the reason I think I actually quit. When I tried to quit before I had this constant URGE to go buy another fukin pack because I had none. Made it hard. I now have a 3 month old stale half pack sitting on my bathroom counter that I look at everyday.
Edited because I didn't learnt to spell in college.
[Edited on 12-6-2004 by Xyelin]
SiKWiDiT
12-06-2004, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Xyelin
My advice is to keep a half a pack of cigs around, it is the reason I think I actually quit.
I know someone who did this and it worked for her.
The Cat In The Hat
12-06-2004, 01:46 PM
When I quit, I just brushed my teeth every time I wanted to smoke and took deep breaths, I desmoked the house (ie: aired it out for days, cleaned anything smoke could stick to) and it worked out great.
If I, with my addictive personality and need to constantly be doing *something* can manage, you can!
I have an addictive personality disorder too. I only smoke about a pack a day, do chaw, eat, snort, lick and ingest nicotine. Can we be friends?
-Stanley.
Latrinsorm
12-06-2004, 01:49 PM
Everyone else is quitting, Stan. Don't you want to be cool? ;)
Way to go Arkans.
Cool?!
Lemme tell you something mister, I wouldn't know cool if it took the form of a flaming sack of crap and hit me in the face, oh wait.
SiKWiDiT
12-06-2004, 01:55 PM
Non-conformism is really where it's at, Stan.
SiKWiDiT
12-06-2004, 01:56 PM
Non-conformism and LSD, I mean.
Chyrain
12-06-2004, 02:56 PM
I quit smoking for good in August of 2003. Cold Turkey. I had been smoking since I was 16 years old (excluding 2 9 month breaks). But anyway, it was tough...but now that I think about it, I did have a half pack of smokes in my closet and threw them away 6 months later.
Betheny
12-06-2004, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Arkans
So, I'm tired of my lungs going to me and yelling, "FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!1111111". This means, that from this time onward, I am so quitting smoking. Cold turkey, no patch, no gum, no smokes. I think I can do this..
Now.. where did I leave that ashtray full of half smoked cigarettes.
- Arkans
Good for you. I 'quit' about a month ago, but I still smoke from time to time. Socially.
I guess I'm an 'occasional smoker'.
Caiylania
12-06-2004, 03:13 PM
Congrads! And best wishes.
You ----> :medieval:
Smoking habit ----> :help:
Czeska
12-06-2004, 03:40 PM
I'd recommend what worked for me when i quit about 5 years ago. But I don't think "get pregnant" is gonna help you.
:lolwave:
Yeah, this is my first time quitting smoking on my own. The first time I actually quit was when I was forced to in basic training. I was all like, "Fuck you Drill Sergeants, you can't make me quit!" and the first thing I buy when I got out was a pack of cigarettes. Fuck it though, as long as I don't have any in my house, then I'll do it. If I do, I'll be all like, "Well, I might as well just finish this pack and not waste the money."
- Arkans
KymberlynX
12-06-2004, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by Xyelin
I just quit not too long ago, pretty easy if you just say fuk it and don't do it.
My advice is to keep a half a pack of cigs around, it is the reason I think I actually quit. When I tried to quit before I had this constant URGE to go buy another fukin pack because I had none. Made it hard. I now have a 3 month old stale half pack sitting on my bathroom counter that I look at everyday.
Edited because I didn't learnt to spell in college.
[Edited on 12-6-2004 by Xyelin]
:lol: I agree, keep the rest of your last pack around as a "security blanket". I quit about 2 years ago and I still have the last cigs of my last pack somewhere in my freezer. Knowing they are there helps me NOT buy a new pack. :rolleyes:
Good luck Arkans :socool:...just think of how healthy you'll feel.
It took me getting bronchitis every fucking year to finally buckle down a quit. I've never felt better. :
hectomaner
12-06-2004, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Maimara
Originally posted by Arkans
So, I'm tired of my lungs going to me and yelling, "FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!1111111". This means, that from this time onward, I am so quitting smoking. Cold turkey, no patch, no gum, no smokes. I think I can do this..
Now.. where did I leave that ashtray full of half smoked cigarettes.
- Arkans
Good for you. I 'quit' about a month ago, but I still smoke from time to time. Socially.
I guess I'm an 'occasional smoker'.
then you didnt 'quit'
It took me finishing a run and feeling like the fucking Grim Reaper had his hand on my shoulder the whole entire time. That and the fact that all I smell is cigarettes when I light up. Wastes the scent of my fantastically over expensive cologne.
- Arkans
KymberlynX
12-06-2004, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by Maimara
Originally posted by Arkans
So, I'm tired of my lungs going to me and yelling, "FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!1111111". This means, that from this time onward, I am so quitting smoking. Cold turkey, no patch, no gum, no smokes. I think I can do this..
Now.. where did I leave that ashtray full of half smoked cigarettes.
- Arkans
Good for you. I 'quit' about a month ago, but I still smoke from time to time. Socially.
I guess I'm an 'occasional smoker'.
I did that...quit but only smoked 1 cig a week when I got together with my cousin after our dance class. I STILL got bronchitis and decided it wasn't worth it. Bronchitis sucks ass. :flamed:
Okay, I'll be honest.
The reason I'm quitting smoking is because the Stoner's Realm are all anti-smoking and I really want to fit in. Maybe one day... le sigh
- Arkans
firegirl
12-06-2004, 04:32 PM
Congrats!
I have to admit, I LOVE SMOKING!.. never had a true desire to quit. It was also very hard to do because everyone in my enviroment at work and home smoke so I was always around it.
Happy to say though, from two weekends ago.. I QUIT!.. had actually two cigarettes since that day and only because I went out drinking one night.
I must admit, feels pretty damn good!
Great accomplishment! Much congrats to you!
The Cat In The Hat
12-06-2004, 05:50 PM
When I quit, I had to quit drinking too. Last drink I had was 2 years ago on new years. I can't stand the taste of most alcohol and the familiar taste of a Marlboro covered it up.
I've bought one pack in the last 3 years, and I blame my friend Claudia!
Fucking smokers
Sweets
12-06-2004, 05:59 PM
I'm rooting for you Arkans. I quit soon after I found out my Mom had cancer. Seeing what she had to endure scared the crap out of me.
Brattt8525
12-06-2004, 06:06 PM
Congrats Arkans, stick to it. I quit for a year, some stuff happened in my life that put alot of stress on me and the old habit was easy to pick up again. So beware!
Okay, like seriously, WTF?~?!??!?!
So, I decide to quit smoking. So far, I've done well. Not a single smokeroo since I announced it. Fantastic, it's been like a bit over 24 hours. Really, though.. WTF?!??!?!
1. I decided to quit the day before I made the post. Unfortunately, that got delayed because I found an unopened back of Marlboro Lights just laying by my car at the gas station, so decided to smoke them.
2. Today, at work, I go out with one of the guys from down stairs for his smoke break ( I don't give a rat's dick if people smoke around me) and he doesn't see me smoking. I don't feel the need to go up to everyone and go like, "OMFG I KWIT", so I guess he assumed I had none. What does he do? Finishes his, says.. "Damn, you must be out, don't worry, you gave me pleanty before" and tosses me his pack. Basically a full pack and then walks into the building.
Seriously, WTF?!?!??!?!? IS THIS A SIGN FROM GOD!?!?!??!
- Arkans
Latrinsorm
12-07-2004, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Arkans
IS THIS A SIGN FROM GOD!?!?!??!Yes. You have to kill all of your friends. God wills it!
YOU ARE RIGHT!
AND I AM READY TO DIE IF I MUST!!!!
ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!! TO THE USED CAR DEALER AND TO MAKE SOME EXPLOSIVES MADE OUT OF SOAP!!!11111
- Arkans
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