shad0ws0ngs
09-14-2016, 11:11 PM
This pin will insult you quite nicely, if you poke it. Has to be my favorite pin script ever. I saved this one as it's a red-headed bard, like my main character. I forget what event this is from, though. I debated saving it and swapping the script to something else or altering the pin, but I'm trying to keep from adding the already considerable amount of crap I wear regularly.
MB: 200k CB: 500k to Barble SOLD
a red-headed bard pin - The bard pin is small and mechanical, made up of various tiny gears and other parts to resemble a miniature metal version of the real thing. A small silver cord hangs down from the back of the piece while the jointed legs and arms sway to the slightest movement.
Analysis:
You analyze your bard pin and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.
The creator has also provided the following information:
You sense that the pin can be altered, but the showy description will stay the same, no matter how hard a merchant tries. The pin must always have the noun "pin" and be a mechanical toy in nature. It also must logically have eyes, arms, and legs, though there does not need to be a specific mention of this fact when altering.
You can try to WEAR, REMOVE, PULL, POKE, TAP, PUSH, TURN, and TILT the pin.
You get no sense of whether or not the pin may be further lightened.
Zests:
>remove pin
You remove the bard pin from your chest, and it gazes up at you with tiny resentful eyes.
>wear pin
You carefully attach the bard pin to your chest, causing its jointed legs and arms to sway.
>pull pin
You pull sharply down on the silver cord, and the jointed arms and legs of the bard pin begin to flail around in a wild jig.
>tap pin
You tap the head of the mechanical bard pin and nothing seems to happen. A moment later, the eyes of the piece suddenly spring out as a metallic voice pipes, "ARUUUGA!" before they pull back inside.
>push pin
You push your index finger into the bard pin's stomach, and it emits a thunderous belch. Tiny bubbles float out from the bard's mouth before popping quietly in the air.
>turn pin
You turn your bard pin upside down, causing its jointed arms and legs to flail around before settling in a peculiar fashion. A small metallic voice pipes, "Rasshafrashingrah!" along with a slew of unprintables before it swings itself back rightside up.
>tilt pin
You roughly tilt your bard pin and hear a distinct *snap*, followed closely by a *clang*! The bard looks up at you with baleful eyes before it quietly begins to inspect itself.
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "I've got gears that are smarter than you!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Make way! Japhrimel's stench will knock you out!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer face shure is ugly... no wait, dats yer rear!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Did yer muddah dress you this mornin', Japhrimel?!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Shaddup!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Don't poke me! Yer finger smells!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Whatdoyouthinkyerdoingtherebud?!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Get yer finger off me!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Stop poking me!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer rear sure is funny lookin'... no wait, dats yer face!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "I WANT SOME EGGS!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Stop trying to pick my nose!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Japhrimel? Sounds like a flatulent cat wit it's bottom sewn up!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Japhrimel likes to dance nekkid in a field of flowers!"
etc etc etc... doubt I found them all, but a good number of them.
MB: 200k CB: 500k to Barble SOLD
a red-headed bard pin - The bard pin is small and mechanical, made up of various tiny gears and other parts to resemble a miniature metal version of the real thing. A small silver cord hangs down from the back of the piece while the jointed legs and arms sway to the slightest movement.
Analysis:
You analyze your bard pin and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.
The creator has also provided the following information:
You sense that the pin can be altered, but the showy description will stay the same, no matter how hard a merchant tries. The pin must always have the noun "pin" and be a mechanical toy in nature. It also must logically have eyes, arms, and legs, though there does not need to be a specific mention of this fact when altering.
You can try to WEAR, REMOVE, PULL, POKE, TAP, PUSH, TURN, and TILT the pin.
You get no sense of whether or not the pin may be further lightened.
Zests:
>remove pin
You remove the bard pin from your chest, and it gazes up at you with tiny resentful eyes.
>wear pin
You carefully attach the bard pin to your chest, causing its jointed legs and arms to sway.
>pull pin
You pull sharply down on the silver cord, and the jointed arms and legs of the bard pin begin to flail around in a wild jig.
>tap pin
You tap the head of the mechanical bard pin and nothing seems to happen. A moment later, the eyes of the piece suddenly spring out as a metallic voice pipes, "ARUUUGA!" before they pull back inside.
>push pin
You push your index finger into the bard pin's stomach, and it emits a thunderous belch. Tiny bubbles float out from the bard's mouth before popping quietly in the air.
>turn pin
You turn your bard pin upside down, causing its jointed arms and legs to flail around before settling in a peculiar fashion. A small metallic voice pipes, "Rasshafrashingrah!" along with a slew of unprintables before it swings itself back rightside up.
>tilt pin
You roughly tilt your bard pin and hear a distinct *snap*, followed closely by a *clang*! The bard looks up at you with baleful eyes before it quietly begins to inspect itself.
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "I've got gears that are smarter than you!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Make way! Japhrimel's stench will knock you out!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer face shure is ugly... no wait, dats yer rear!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Did yer muddah dress you this mornin', Japhrimel?!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Shaddup!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Don't poke me! Yer finger smells!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Whatdoyouthinkyerdoingtherebud?!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Get yer finger off me!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Stop poking me!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer rear sure is funny lookin'... no wait, dats yer face!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "I WANT SOME EGGS!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Stop trying to pick my nose!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Japhrimel? Sounds like a flatulent cat wit it's bottom sewn up!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the bard pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Japhrimel likes to dance nekkid in a field of flowers!"
etc etc etc... doubt I found them all, but a good number of them.