World War Korea

[Androidpk]

North Korea nuclear test: South would reduce Pyongyang 'to ashes'

South Korea has a plan to annihilate the North Korean capital if it shows any signs of mounting a nuclear attack, according to reports from Seoul.
A military source told the Yonhap news agency every part of Pyongyang "will be completely destroyed by ballistic missiles and high-explosives shells".

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-37331852

[Astray]

Cool.

[Androidpk]

After being hit by a devastating flood North Korea is pleading for international assistance, saying they don't have any money because they spent it all on their nuclear weapons program. Pfft, I say. Let them eat uranium cake.

[Taernath]

Everything I know about yellowcake I learned from Metal Gear Solid V.

[Gelston]

Everything I know about yellowcake I learned from Betty Crocker.

http://images.bigoven.com/image/upload/v1419042908/basic-yellow-cake-2.jpg

[Androidpk]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8hX2Z5VoAAzefL.jpg

[Gelston]

Oh look, the yearly Key Resolve exercise that we do that pissed of N Korea every time. Stay tuned for the same thing in October when we run the annual UFG exercise!