Alastir v Kalros Consolidated Shit Thread

[Haldrik]

Alastir can't seem to shut the fuck up and stop shitting on every thread I post in, so in order to return some semblance of order to the forums, I've created this thread so that Alastir may lash out at me in an organized and consolidated spot. And vice versa. I encourage Alastir to direct his hate here, and any other posters who wish to do the same.

Thanks!



http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?103617-A-Woven-Longcloak-feature-concealer-holds-180-lb-wieghs-2

[blanks]

I don't even need to read the thread but you an uneducated attention whore douche bag child.

[Haldrik]

I'll get this started.





You remind me of Trump. Sweeping generalizations that have no basis in reality while shockingly hypocritical.

"Alienate you from this community." - You don't speak for the community. Nor do you know the communities mind. Nor is this forum the community. And, you are trolling just as hard.
"Countless people have pointed this out." - What people? Where? This forum? The subset of the most trolliest of trolls?
"You fail to realize that your actions are the direct cause of so many problems in this community. Take responsibility for yourself." - You continually provoke me. If you consider my actions the direct cause of so many problems, then you are the direct cause of my actions. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

And I'm done shitting up this poor guys thread. Nice job on that btw. Your morale high-ground is nonexistent.

The word is Moral, not Morale. This has also been pointed out to you before.


How very Trump like. Deflect and attack. Regardless of content or relevancy. Never ever address substance.




Here is a quote from the auctioneer the last time you tried to bid me up, simply because you have mental problems. You're not sneaky. You're not clever. People know why you do the things you do, and it's to be as big of a jerk as you possible can be to anyone you feel has wronged you.

Funny, I just bought a set of 40m plate from Vishra a few days ago.

[Haldrik]

I don't even need to read the thread but you an uneducated attention whore douche bag child.

When you attack someone's education status, I generally like to use proper grammar. Other times I usually don't mind.

And I'm not sure why you would attack my education. You work at at restaurant. I have a college degree, a law degree, a legal masters, and I'm barred in the most difficult state in the country. Our distance is so extreme I can't think of a word that would explain how far removed we are from each other.

[Mogonis]

The fuck is wrong with you.

[Haldrik]

More lies, as usual. Do you actually believe the shit you spew? Good job shitting up this guys thread.

And to think I didn't kill you when you blasted me the other day.

PS. I didn't blast you with anything. Which is why I ignored you. If you were hit by call wind, like you claimed, it would show up as a message in the room. I've already assisted about you, they're aware there is a warn interact in place. Please violate it so you can be banned.




You are quite possibly the biggest fucking crybaby I've ever seen. HMC? That's you. How many assists a week? How many emails are sent to GMs?
And fyi, attacks are logged by GMs. Your assist would do nothing.
In your infinite wisdom you must have failed to take into account that your call wind hit me while I was hiding and had a disk out. That does not message the room.
So yes, I would be perfectly justified in punching you in the face.


Maybe you can search through your logs and provide proof of this claim.





Maybe you can search through your logs and provide proof of this claim.

Are you just trolling at this point? Or are you just that stupid? Blinded by hate?
You should know by now I don't lie and I have logs of everything. Why set yourself up for a beat down?

[Old Ta'Faendryl, East]
A tree-lined path extends past broken pillars and collapsed walls. To the southeast, up a wide brick walkway can be seen a large building that still retains some semblance of its original shape and structure. You also see an Ithzir adept.
Obvious paths: east, southwest, west
[bigshot]>hide
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings, and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
Alastir just arrived.
Alastir's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
Alastir gestures at a whorled crimson golvern lance.
A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
The wind knocks you off your balance and you fall over.
Your arms are forced down to your sides!
Roundtime: 12 sec.
An Ithzir adept is knocked over by the wind.
The wind then subsides.
[LNet]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "astare and Alastir re-enact Ass2Ass scene from Requiem for a Dream confirmed" (15:13:21)
[bigshot]>stance defensive
...wait 12 seconds.
[LNet]-GSIV:Alastir: "Yep" (15:13:23)
Alastir thrusts with a whorled crimson golvern lance at an Ithzir adept!
AS: +422 vs DS: +382 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +63 = +141
... and hits for 25 points of damage!
Strike through the palm!
** Necrotic energy from Alastir's crimson golvern lance flares up momentarily! **
Alastir appears to gain succour from the unnatural energy!
Alastir's crimson golvern lance fades some.
[LNet]-GSIV:Leslieanna: "i think they are good for like 100k xp" (15:13:24)
Alastir recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
Alastir gestures.
Alastir suddenly starts moving light-footedly.
An Ithzir scout fades into view!
An Ithzir scout fades into view while attempting to strike, but fails to find an opening!
Alastir thrusts with a whorled crimson golvern lance at an Ithzir adept!
AS: +427 vs DS: +382 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +63 = +146
... and hits for 45 points of damage!
Well placed strike shatters a rib!
The Ithzir adept is stunned!
Alastir's crimson golvern lance fades some.
Calael just arrived.
Calael just went up a wide brick walkway.
Alastir thrusts with a whorled crimson golvern lance at an Ithzir adept!
AS: +422 vs DS: +378 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +72 = +154
... and hits for 36 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures upper arm!
Alastir's crimson golvern lance fades some.
Alastir thrusts with a whorled crimson golvern lance at an Ithzir adept!
AS: +422 vs DS: +378 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +4 = +86
A clean miss.
Alastir's crimson golvern lance fades some.
Alastir thrusts with a whorled crimson golvern lance at an Ithzir adept!
AS: +422 vs DS: +378 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +3 = +85
A clean miss.
Alastir's crimson golvern lance fades some.
Alastir thrusts with a whorled crimson golvern lance at an Ithzir adept!
AS: +422 vs DS: +378 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +87 = +169
... and hits for 52 points of damage!
Strike pierces gall bladder!
That's gotta hurt!
Alastir's crimson golvern lance fades some.
[LNet]-GSIV:Temba: "that sucks" (15:13:32)
Alastir thrusts with a whorled crimson golvern lance at an Ithzir adept!
AS: +422 vs DS: +374 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +54 = +140
... and hits for 34 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures calf!
Alastir's crimson golvern lance fades some.
[LNet]-GSIV:Ordim: "thats a good RPA" (15:13:33)
[bigshot]>stance defensive
...wait 1 seconds.
--- Lich: 'bigshot' has been stopped by sbounty.
--- Lich: sbounty has exited.
--- Lich: bigshot has exited.
>;kill sbounty
An Ithzir scout's skin hardens into a black rot and begins to crumble causing 2 points of damage!
... 5 points of damage!
Strips of flesh disappear from the Ithzir scout's back.
The virulent green mist surrounding an Ithzir scout disperses.
An Ithzir scout slings her grey shield over her shoulder.
An Ithzir scout grabs a stunned Ithzir adept and drags her compatriot east!
Squire Legionnaire Menos just arrived.
Alastir just went up a wide brick walkway.
Calael just arrived.
Squire Legionnaire Menos just went east.
Calael just went west.
[LNet]-GSIV:Alastir: "We do clinicals in a hospital and day care, so I had to do a drug screen and background check" (15:13:47)
[Merchant]-GSIV:Nazagor: "Why do people keep those little round mirrors?" (15:13:47)
An Ithzir adept suddenly appears out of nowhere!
>sneak w
That would be quite a trick from that position. Try standing up.
>stand
You come out of hiding.
You stand back up.
>hide
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings, and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
An Ithzir adept raises a hand and turns slowly, as if trying to sense something.
The Ithzir adept furrows her blue brow thoughtfully.
[LNet]-GSIV:Hammibal: "Time that right with your weekly give and that's a heck of an RPA" (15:14:02)
--- Lich: exec1 active.
[exec1]>symbol of courage
You feel more courageous.
[sexual-favors: - 218 = -269,282 (+/- 211,284)]
[ Symbol of Courage: +0:04:19, 0:04:49 remaining. ]
--- Lich: exec1 has exited.
>l
[Old Ta'Faendryl, East]
A tree-lined path extends past broken pillars and collapsed walls. To the southeast, up a wide brick walkway can be seen a large building that still retains some semblance of its original shape and structure. You also see an Ithzir adept and the Kalros disk.
Obvious paths: east, southwest, west
>w
You come out of hiding.
[Old Ta'Faendryl, Market Road]
To the northeast, a great and spacious building rises into sight. With the foundation supporting it blocked from view, the sparkling white edifice appears to float in brooding silence above the ruined city. A few stone steps lead up to a high platform that spreads out to the north. You also see a twisted crystal-tipped staff, a polished steel shield, a spiral-hafted handaxe, a polished steel shield, a spiral-hafted handaxe and a twisted crystal-tipped staff.
Obvious paths: east, southeast, south
An Ithzir adept walks in, her eyes narrowed in thought.
>chat to alas careful with that call wind. you just tagged me
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Alastir: "careful with that call wind. you just tagged me" (15:15:18)

[Haldrik]

The fuck is wrong with you.


http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?103617-A-Woven-Longcloak-feature-concealer-holds-180-lb-wieghs-2

[Astray]

Would you two just engage in sodomy already? For fucks sake.

[blanks]

When you attack someone's education status, I generally like to use proper grammar. Other times I usually don't mind.

And I'm not sure why you would attack my education. You work at at restaurant. I have a college degree, a law degree, a legal masters, and I'm barred in the most difficult state in the country. Our distance is so extreme I can't think of a word that would explain how far removed we are from each other.

No wonder you are so high-strung and bent out of shape. All your achievements are paper thin.

Unlike you, I don't need to brag about my credentials. That's why you don't know shit about me other than some lnet gossip.

How about you #learnsomething #stopbeingabitch

8103

[Mogonis]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?103617-A-Woven-Longcloak-feature-concealer-holds-180-lb-wieghs-2
Note the lack of a question mark. It wasn't actually a question.

[GS4Pirate]

Alastir can't seem to shut the fuck up and stop shitting on every thread I post in, so in order to return some semblance of order to the forums, I've created this thread so that Alastir may lash out at me in an organized and consolidated spot. And vice versa. I encourage Alastir to direct his hate here, and any other posters who wish to do the same.

Thanks!



http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?103617-A-Woven-Longcloak-feature-concealer-holds-180-lb-wieghs-2


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs6vjBKCZY8

[Haldrik]

No wonder you are so high-strung and bent out of shape. All your achievements are paper thin.

Unlike you, I don't need to brag about my credentials. That's why you don't know shit about me other than some lnet gossip.

How about you #learnsomething #stopbeingabitch

8103

Your only achievements is this world are: shortest man bun, learning to flirt with girls in gemstone, getting a 30% tip instead of 20$, failing at google.

Your screen shot links to an article called "Easiest Bar Exam to Pass in the U.S.", however, the article image lists states from hardest to easiest. Google cached that image to your google.com search, and poof, ignorance is born. Your inability to actually click through the google search is evidence of your lack of education and superficial intelligence.

https://lawschooli.com/easiest-bar-exam-to-pass-in-the-us/
http://abovethelaw.com/2013/04/which-state-has-the-most-difficult-bar-exam/

How about you #learnsomething #stopbeingabitch
#ignorance #betterschoolsUSA #ourschoolsarefailing

And Blanks, don't forget, you started shit talking to me on LNET last week. Do you forget this already? Some people (usually the ones who can't think) think I lash out randomly but 99% of the time I'm responding to someone who attacked me first.

[chalion]

Your only achievements is this world are: shortest man bun, learning to flirt with girls in gemstone, getting a 30% tip instead of 20$, failing at google.

Your screen shot links to an article called "Easiest Bar Exam to Pass in the U.S.", however, the article image lists states from hardest to easiest. Google cached that image to your google.com search, and poof, ignorance is born. Your inability to actually click through the google search is evidence of your lack of education and superficial intelligence.

https://lawschooli.com/easiest-bar-exam-to-pass-in-the-us/
http://abovethelaw.com/2013/04/which-state-has-the-most-difficult-bar-exam/

How about you #learnsomething #stopbeingabitch
#ignorance #betterschoolsUSA #ourschoolsarefailing

And Blanks, don't forget, you started shit talking to me on LNET last week. Do you forget this already? Some people (usually the ones who can't think) think I lash out randomly but 99% of the time I'm responding to someone who attacked me first.

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/old-lady-smiling-reading-news-home-32426471.jpg

[GS4Pirate]

I don't even need to read the thread but you an uneducated attention whore douche bag child.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0JGBvFCsNI

[Gelston]

Jesus fucking Christ, you're claiming to be a lawyer now?

[GS4Pirate]

Still posting and not playing?

Nah, I gave into the addiction, couple of Half-krol's. But of course I have never been one to measure my success in life by the quality of text based gear I wear.

Though I'm shocked to find out that my degree from a community college has more value than Haldrik's law degree.

[Gelston]

His degree is from printadegree.com and he passed the bar on lawyerup.com.

[GS4Pirate]

Now let's not jump to conclusions just yet. Lets play devils advocate here for a moment................

Let us say you're a client in need of a lawyer, as that client you have read Haldrik's...whatever it is...and you are given a choice between a public defender and Haldrik, who do you go with?

[SashaFierce]

[Old Ta'Faendryl, East]
A tree-lined path extends past broken pillars and collapsed walls. To the southeast, up a wide brick walkway can be seen a large building that still retains some semblance of its original shape and structure. You also see an Ithzir adept.
Obvious paths: east, southwest, west
[bigshot]>hide
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings, and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
Alastir just arrived.
Alastir's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
Alastir gestures at a whorled crimson golvern lance.
A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
The wind knocks you off your balance and you fall over.
Your arms are forced down to your sides!
Roundtime: 12 sec.
An Ithzir adept is knocked over by the wind.
The wind then subsides.
[LNet]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "astare and Alastir re-enact Ass2Ass scene from Requiem for a Dream confirmed" (15:13:21)



This is what it looked like from my perspective.

[Old Ta'Faendryl, East]
You notice an Ithzir adept.
Obvious paths: east, southwest, west
>prep 912
Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Call Wind...
Your spell is ready.
>cast my lance
You gesture at a whorled crimson golvern lance.
A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
An Ithzir adept is knocked over by the wind.
The wind then subsides.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>stance offen
You are now in an offensive stance.
>attack
[LNet]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "astare and Alastir re-enact Ass2Ass scene from Requiem for a Dream confirmed"

...
Tested disk arrival. Other players don't see when your disk arrives.

So, I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused when I cast call wind without being able to tell you're in the room.

[blanks]

Now let's not jump to conclusions just yet. Lets play devils advocate here for a moment................

Let us say you're a client in need of a lawyer, as that client you have read Haldrik's...whatever it is...and you are given a choice between a public defender and Haldrik, who do you go with?


Wait... Who said he was an actual practicing attorney who is allowed to take/speak to clients ?

[Jarvan]

His degree is from printadegree.com and he passed the bar on lawyerup.com.

I think he means... he passed a Bar once.. and didn't stop to get shit faced.

[GS4Pirate]

Wait... Who said he was an actual practicing attorney who is allowed to take/speak to clients ?

Well, I'm assuming since he passed the bar in the hardest state to do so, he must be. ::shifty eyes::

[Mogonis]

Thread: Alastir v Kalros Consolidated Shit Thread
Your lack of punctuation is confusing. - Haldrik

You're an idiot. There wasn't a lack of punctuation. A period is punctuation.

[Jarvan]

Now let's not jump to conclusions just yet. Lets play devils advocate here for a moment................

Let us say you're a client in need of a lawyer, as that client you have read Haldrik's...whatever it is...and you are given a choice between a public defender and Haldrik, who do you go with?

Public defender, or Plead guilty. With Haldrik you would get the electric chair for a speeding ticket. (If he was defending you)

[Jarvan]

You're an idiot. There wasn't a lack of punctuation. A period is punctuation.

He has multiple degrees and is a lawyer. he is obviously right.

And while we are on the subject...

I am a astrophysicist working on plans to use Asteroids as mining posts...


-laughs- sorry... I couldn't even keep a straight face.

[Gelston]

Public defender, or Plead guilty. With Haldrik you would get the electric chair for a speeding ticket. (If he was defending you)

He'd troll the shit out the jury and the judge for all time though. They'd probably acquit you just to make Haldrik go away, come to think of it.

[Candor]

Haldrik...please...stop. Just stop.

[GS4Pirate]

He has multiple degrees and is a lawyer. he is obviously right.

And while we are on the subject...

I am a astrophysicist working on plans to use Asteroids as mining posts...


-laughs- sorry... I couldn't even keep a straight face.

Wow, grats man. It's crazy, I just got accepted into the Mars mission program.

[Haldrik]

This is what it looked like from my perspective.

[Old Ta'Faendryl, East]
You notice an Ithzir adept.
Obvious paths: east, southwest, west
>prep 912
Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Call Wind...
Your spell is ready.
>cast my lance
You gesture at a whorled crimson golvern lance.
A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
An Ithzir adept is knocked over by the wind.
The wind then subsides.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>stance offen
You are now in an offensive stance.
>attack
[LNet]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "astare and Alastir re-enact Ass2Ass scene from Requiem for a Dream confirmed"

...
Tested disk arrival. Other players don't see when your disk arrives.

So, I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused when I cast call wind without being able to tell you're in the room.

That's the risk you take with area of effect spells. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. With great power, comes great responsibility.

[Tisket]

When you attack someone's education status, I generally like to use proper grammar. Other times I usually don't mind.

And I'm not sure why you would attack my education. You work at at restaurant. I have a college degree, a law degree, a legal masters, and I'm barred in the most difficult state in the country. Our distance is so extreme I can't think of a word that would explain how far removed we are from each other.

I'm the secret second wife of Prince William. Also, I'm in a super secret NASA program to be the first colonist on Mars.

There's other stuff but I don't want to dazzle you too much with my extraordinary life.

[Tisket]

FYI: more people are likely to believe those things than they are that you are well educated.

[SashaFierce]

That's the risk you take with area of effect spells. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. With great power, comes great responsibility.

If you think getting hit by 912, while in hiding, is grounds for PvP conflict. Good luck explaining that to the GM who pulls you into the lounge.

[GS4Pirate]

I'm in a super secret NASA program to be the first colonist on Mars.

You too?

How many more puppies do you think you have left in you? We are going to need 20 minimum, colonization is no easy task.

[Wrathbringer]

I'm the secret second wife of Prince William. Also, I'm in a super secret NASA program to be the first colonist on Mars.

There's other stuff but I don't want to dazzle you too much with my extraordinary life.

I heard you wear bacon bikinis.

[drauz]

I'm the secret second wife of Prince William. Also, I'm in a super secret NASA program to be the first colonist on Mars.

There's other stuff but I don't want to dazzle you too much with my extraordinary life.

I am secretly Prince William and I don't know you, I call fraud!

[Tisket]

You too?

How many more puppies do you think you have left in you? We are going to need 20 minimum, colonization is no easy task.

Hah, I didn't see your post. I hereby claim the southern hemisphere. Dibs!

[Tisket]

Now I want a BLT. Thanks wb

[blanks]

When you attack someone's education status, I generally like to use proper grammar. Other times I usually don't mind.

And I'm not sure why you would attack my education. You work at at restaurant. I have a college degree, a law degree, a legal masters, and I'm barred in the most difficult state in the country. Our distance is so extreme I can't think of a word that would explain how far removed we are from each other.

For once, you are absolutely correct in judgement. We are worlds apart.

You are nothing in your professional world. You have a limited degree on one individual skill set.

Your opinions, words, and thoughts mean less than shit. You're basically an after thought. We all come here to troll your thread now... because... Well, we're bored, and you're basically our play thing, bitch.

You add zero value to player corner, zero value to the Gemstone Community... Just like your "work ethic" you add into the professional world (zero value)... Oh yeah, who scripts (all the time) again while they're at work? You! You must be a super, super super super super SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER hot shot to be able to multi-task, *NOT afk* scripting AND being a busy attorney.


Right.



I don't need even to speak for myself, your dumbass douchery speaks volume...


Why do you think the whole community here shits on you, and yet... Not one person stands up to defend your sorry, pathetic ass?


I seriously feel bad for your future bride-to-order.

[Androidpk]

Now I want a BLT. Thanks wb

Revenge is best served with a side of fries and glass of coke.

http://www.seriouseats.com/2016/08/blt-manifesto-how-to-make-best-bacon-lettuce-tomato-sandwich.html

[Khariz]

Sorry, but as a lawyer myself, having a Juris Doctor and a LLM is not having "a limited degree on one individual skill set". Quite the contrary. So, assuming the dude is telling the truth about his academic pedigree...I don't agree with Blanks at all.

If you are just trolling the shit out of him, then please proceed. But if you genuinely feel that way about JD and LLM degrees, you would be mistaken.

[GS4Pirate]

Hah, I didn't see your post. I hereby claim the southern hemisphere. Dibs!

Ouch!

[Tisket]

So, assuming the dude is telling the truth about his academic pedigree..

He isn't. Rest easy on that.

[Haldrik]

[/B] You must be a super, super super super super SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER hot shot to be able to multi-task, *NOT afk* scripting AND being a busy attorney.


You begged me to write you a bard script for Duskruin Arena. Then you AFKed it for a week straight. You admitted it to me several times. And now twice you accuse me of "scripting" too much. Are you jealous Blanks?

Didn't you farm 700k bloodscrip? How can you possibly talk about me playing too much. It's like arguing with trump supporters. Delusional, uneducated, and ignorant.

[Haldrik]

He isn't. Rest easy on that.

*shrug* Sure as shit not putting my information out there. Our information is public record.

I'd probably end up getting hate mail from Blanks. That would just be creepy.

[ApexDak]

When you attack someone's education status, I generally like to use proper grammar. Other times I usually don't mind.

And I'm not sure why you would attack my education. You work at at restaurant. I have a college degree, a law degree, a legal masters, and I'm barred in the most difficult state in the country. Our distance is so extreme I can't think of a word that would explain how far removed we are from each other.

I have a twin turbo RX-7, a Maserati, a house in Malibu, get paid over 100k to basically play GS all day, and have done a shit ton of coke.

[Haldrik]

Turns out Blanks is still using my sewer script. He likes to talk shit and call me worthless yet... hypocritically, still running my Arena script.

Blanks. You must be from the South?

[Haldrik]

I have a twin turbo RX-7, a Maserati, a house in Malibu, get paid over 100k to basically play GS all day, and have done a shit ton of coke.

Blanks couldn't possibly comprehend the number of ways one can multitask. I do more in 1 day then he does in 1 month.

[Gelston]

I have a twin turbo RX-7, a Maserati, a house in Malibu, get paid over 100k to basically play GS all day, and have done a shit ton of coke.

I have the holy grail and have immortal life. My home is guarded by the arc of the covenant.

If you don't watch yourself, I'll stab you in the face with the spear of destiny.

[Jarvan]

Blanks couldn't possibly comprehend the number of ways one can multitask. I do more in 1 day then he does in 1 month.

Are you counting each stroke of your tiny penis as one "activity"? Because yeah, then I bet you do.

The fact that you even claim you do more in one day then someone else does in one month is beyond laughable.

Seriously... you are like a 12 year old girl at this point. Not only don't I believe you have a law degree, I don't believe you even have a HS diploma. I can't imagine anyone with a law degree acting as much as a spoiled little girl as you do.

[Gelston]

I can't imagine anyone with a law degree acting as much as a spoiled little girl as you do.

I can. Some of them are, indeed, spoiled little girls.

[Warriorbird]

I can. Some of them are, indeed, spoiled little girls.

I can confirm. The fellow who billed our county $750,000 for his services put up signs (written in marker) to complain about how we'd "cheated him" by denying him free wine festival tickets.

[RichardCranium]

I have a twin turbo RX-7, a Maserati, a house in Malibu, get paid over 100k to basically play GS all day, and have done a shit ton of coke.

I don't know how many people will still get this reference but it deserves acknowledgment. Well fucking done.

[SHAFT]

Haldrik has officially become the worst of the PC. @Haldrik, well done.

[Gelston]

Haldrik has officially become the worst of the PC. @Haldrik, well done.

I'd still put Inspire and IW higher.

[Wrathbringer]

Worse than me even? Come on...

[Gelston]

Worse than me even? Come on...

What is bad about you?

[Wrathbringer]

What is bad about you?

Nothing.

[Tisket]

I'd still put Inspire

I thought Haldrik was Inspire.

[Gelston]

I thought Haldrik was Inspire.

I thought Sashafierce was Inspire?

[Tisket]

lol

[Wrathbringer]

I thought gelston was inspire...

[Tisket]

Ok Ok I'M Inspire.

[zennsunni]

This thread is seriously sad. Like...same feeling I get watching an episode of hoarders where some old lady breaks down crying because she has to get rid of her mountain of garbage. I'm 100% serious. This is sad.

[Wrathbringer]

This thread is seriously sad. Like...same feeling I get watching an episode of hoarders where some old lady breaks down crying because she has to get rid of her mountain of garbage. I'm 100% serious. This is sad.

wonder how many people here live in squaller and climb over mountains of pizza boxes and dirty clothes to reach their computer every day. Besides Candor, I mean.

[subzero]

This thread is seriously sad. Like...same feeling I get watching an episode of hoarders where some old lady breaks down crying because she has to get rid of her mountain of garbage. I'm 100% serious. This is sad.

I haven't read it, but I saw some of the shit in the other Alastir/Kalros/whatever thread. I'm surprised this is at the number of posts it is (page seven for us defaulters!) because I can't imagine anyone but the people involved giving a flying fuck about anything here. It reminds me of Jaeden posting his logs.

[Gelston]

I haven't read it, but I saw some of the shit in the other Alastir/Kalros/whatever thread. I'm surprised this is at the number of posts it is (page seven for us defaulters!) because I can't imagine anyone but the people involved giving a flying fuck about anything here. It reminds me of Jaeden posting his logs.

We haven't had a good meltdown in years, okay?

[RichardCranium]

I haven't read it, but I saw some of the shit in the other Alastir/Kalros/whatever thread. I'm surprised this is at the number of posts it is (page seven for us defaulters!) because I can't imagine anyone but the people involved giving a flying fuck about anything here. It reminds me of Jaeden posting his logs.

Because I'm bored and I enjoy watching the PC roast people for the most part.

[Gelston]

What about them tags though?

[Parkbandit]

Alastir can't seem to shut the fuck up and stop shitting on every thread I post in, so in order to return some semblance of order to the forums, I've created this thread so that Alastir may lash out at me in an organized and consolidated spot. And vice versa. I encourage Alastir to direct his hate here, and any other posters who wish to do the same.

Thanks!



http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?103617-A-Woven-Longcloak-feature-concealer-holds-180-lb-wieghs-2

https://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/01/24/635891960463083047-1526531703_wtf2.gif

[Tisket]

I haven't read it, but I saw some of the shit in the other Alastir/Kalros/whatever thread. I'm surprised this is at the number of posts it is (page seven for us defaulters!) because I can't imagine anyone but the people involved giving a flying fuck about anything here. It reminds me of Jaeden posting his logs.

Apparently you are not above getting sucked into purposeless threads either.

[Wrathbringer]

Apparently you are not above getting sucked into purposeless threads either.

I know I'm not above getting sucked.

[subzero]

Apparently you are not above getting sucked into purposeless threads either.

Never said I was. And it's not about the thread being pointless; it just didn't seem very interesting to me from the little I saw.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

Haldrik is like IW without the lulz :(

[Gelston]

Haldrik is like IW without the lulz :(

So, exactly like IW then? Because there were no lulz.

[Ashlander]

So, exactly like IW then? Because there were no lulz.

I lol'd pretty hard when he was banned for a bit.

[Timjirdos]

I lol'd pretty hard when he was banned for a bit.

Oh my God people actually get banned here?


USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

[Gelston]

Oh my God people actually get banned here?


USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

He kept making stupid threads like a bot.

[Luntz]

Haldrik is like IW without the lulz :(

http://i.imgur.com/D4x90KQ.png

[Timjirdos]

He kept making stupid threads like a bot.

I remember, i was there for it, too...if not exactly visible. :P

i was being a sarcastic prick.