Pokemans keep appearing on my dining room table

[Gelston]

This is actually a pretty neat thing. POST YOUR POKESTORIES..

My local bar is a Pokegym. I now have the perfect excuse. I'm not drinking, I'm training my Pokemans.

[Velfi]

I've never played Pokemon in any of its forms.

[Gelston]

I've never played Pokemon in any of its forms.

Neither have I, except this new one. The game is about committing B&Es to catch these little animal dudes.

[Velfi]

That's my Pokestory.

Unless you want to hear about the poke I ate in Hawaii (it was delicious).

[Astray]

I had a pokemon on my arm. Then I had one spawn on my roof. Then inside my neighbors car.

These fuckers are also infesting Walmart.

[Gelston]

I had a pokemon on my arm. Then I had one spawn on my roof. Then inside my neighbors car.

These fuckers are also infesting Walmart.

Are they trashy and wearing spandex pants with rhinestones spelling out JUICY on the ass?

[Astray]

Are they trashy and wearing spandex pants with rhinestones spelling out JUICY on the ass?

No, those are people. Keep up!

[Velfi]

http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/08nQvxGSrpO7.jpg

[Gelston]

No, those are people. Keep up!

Pokemonofwalmart.com ?

[Astray]

Pokemonofwalmart.com ?

I... don't even know.

[Enuch]

Gotta love that now Nintendo has access to your Google account to include reading your emails. Lol that's a shitty bug to have to patch out

[Enuch]

But they cannot delete or close accounts or use google wallet

Still hope no PII leaks!

[Gelston]

Gotta love that now Nintendo has access to your Google account to include reading your emails. Lol that's a shitty bug to have to patch out

http://gizmodo.com/can-pokemon-go-really-read-all-your-emails-1783479136

Basically, no it can't and never could. The guy saying that didn't know wtf he was talking about.

[Tgo01]

I found 2 Pokemon on my keyboard and one on my toilet.

[Gelston]

I found 2 Pokemon on my keyboard and one on my toilet.

Damn boy, what have you been eating?

[Tgo01]

Damn boy, what have you been eating?

The Pokemon I found on my keyboard.

[Taernath]

I found 2 Pokemon on my keyboard and one on my toilet.

How the hell are you guys getting anything in your houses? I have to go to the end of my street before I get any hits.

[Gelston]

How the hell are you guys getting anything in your houses? I have to go to the end of my street before I get any hits.

I put out incense and they pop up all over.

[Tgo01]

I put out incense and they pop up all over.

Gelston setting the mood for his Pokemon.

[Astray]

At the mall there's literally a dozen poke-stops. All the free stuff.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/MDZFMrA.jpg

[Gelston]

I usually have location services off. My phone hasn't been over 20% battery since I got this game :(

[Latrinsorm]

http://i.imgur.com/MDZFMrA.jpgthis reminds me, the new gundam is really good, you should check it out they've really got an interesting take on the lions transforming into the big humanoid robot

[drauz]

this reminds me, the new gundam is really good, you should check it out they've really got an interesting take on the lions transforming into the big humanoid robot

I could never get into gundam or any the giant robot suit style in general, just not my cup of tea.

[Gelston]

I could never get into gundam or any the giant robot suit style in general, just not my cup of tea.

I used to love Mechwarrior on PC years and years ago. Haven't tried any of the newer stuff.

[Astray]

Gundam Thunderbolt is fucking good. I'm waiting for the new SD Gundam game too.

[Ceyrin]

Gundam Thunderbolt is fucking good. I'm waiting for the new SD Gundam game too.

Through what medium are you watching Thunderbolt?

I'm still waiting for next season of Iron Blooded Orphans.

[Astray]

Through what medium are you watching Thunderbolt?

I'm still waiting for next season of Iron Blooded Orphans.

Just google and surf the sites until you get one that looks reliable. That's my master secret.

[Ceyrin]

I used to torrent, but I decided stealing was wrong. . . plus the virtual clap is real.

[Tisket]

My son is addicted to this fucking game.

[drauz]

So I just downloaded it to see what the fuss is about and apparently my office is a poke stop, so I've just sat here collecting tons of pokeballs all night.

[Wrathbringer]

Are they trashy and wearing spandex pants with rhinestones spelling out JUICY on the ass?

lol

[Viekn]

Just tried to login and got a server error message. Starting to feel like an episode of Silicon Valley.

They need to get Gilfoyle in there to help.

[Fallen]

Fucking pokemon...man. This is a real e-mail that just went out.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/29231429995c1c38fda1e04276abea67/tumblr_oab7xjCvEi1tquz95o1_1280.png

[Viekn]

I think it's kind of scary they felt the e-mail had to be sent. I would hope anyone working at USAMRIID would just know not to play it while at work. It isn't like you're working at fucking Home Depot now is it.

[Taernath]

I think it's kind of scary they felt the e-mail had to be sent. I would hope anyone working at USAMRIID would just know not to play it while at work. It isn't like you're working at fucking Home Depot now is it.

It's DoD, not everyone is a highly trained professional. Lots of janitors, receptionists, and mid level management that probably have nothing better to do than try to catch 'em all.

[Fallen]

It's DoD, not everyone is a highly trained professional. Lots of janitors, receptionists, and mid level management that probably have nothing better to do than try to catch 'em all.

I'm listening to two research techs talk about their pokemon antics now.

[Tisket]

It's DoD, not everyone is a highly trained professional. Lots of janitors, receptionists, and mid level management that probably have nothing better to do than try to catch 'em all.

Seriously. It's comforting to know they have time to play games. Imagine if they didn't...

[Tisket]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bKMtbKqYdg

[Tisket]

I usually have location services off. My phone hasn't been over 20% battery since I got this game :(

Get a cell phone portable charger. They're cheap.

[Gelston]

Get a cell phone portable charger. They're cheap.

Fuck that. MY phone is big enough, I don't want to carry around more shit. Then I'll have to get a backpack and I'll look like the pokman catcher motherfucker.

[drauz]

Fucking pokemon...man. This is a real e-mail that just went out.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/29231429995c1c38fda1e04276abea67/tumblr_oab7xjCvEi1tquz95o1_1280.png

So thats where they are hiding MewTwo

[Tisket]

Fuck that. MY phone is big enough, I don't want to carry around more shit. Then I'll have to get a backpack and I'll look like the pokman catcher motherfucker.

I have one that's the size of a tampon. It's even shaped a bit like a tampon. I can only conclude that you fear looking like a girl.

[Jarvan]

But they cannot delete or close accounts or use google wallet

Still hope no PII leaks!

No.. that's the ultra rare Hillary Pokemon, when you catch it, it deletes your emails, then produces a get out of jail free card from it's wallet and the FBI doesn't Indict.

[Gelston]

I have one that's the size of a tampon. It's even shaped a bit like a tampon. I can only conclude that you fear looking like a girl.

I love you, let's make babies.

[Tisket]

Propositioning me to deflect attention from your fear of feminine hygiene products...clever.

[drauz]

Propositioning me to deflect attention from your fear of feminine hygiene products...clever.

http://orig00.deviantart.net/905c/f/2010/178/a/f/pokemon_tampons_by_deva_of_puppets.png

[Gelston]

Propositioning me to deflect attention from your fear of feminine hygiene products...clever.

Are we a couple now?

[Tisket]

http://orig00.deviantart.net/905c/f/2010/178/a/f/pokemon_tampons_by_deva_of_puppets.png

I really wanted those to be real but if Amazon doesn't sell it, it doesn't exist :(

[Androidpk]

Is that a phone in your vagina or are you just happy to see me.

[Astray]

Is that a phone in your vagina or are you just happy to see me.

Why not both?

[Tisket]

Is that a phone in your vagina or are you just happy to see me.

lol

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/JJsvA21.gif

[Whirlin]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pokemon_go.png