Chik-fil-a dress like a cow mooooooooo

[Gelston]

If you dress like a cow or wear cow themed stuff you get a free entree at Chik-fil-a today.

http://www.chick-fil-a.com/Cows/Appreciation-Day

I imagine your fat mother could just go as herself.

[Fallen]

No gay cows, though, so don't even try it.