Buying Sorc, Rogue Paraphernalia

[Someone who isn't Me]

High-end merch. Cash (PayPal) or silver. Don't bother with anything that is not rare / powerful / ice age / or of otherwise significant inherent or objective value plz. PM with offers.

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/c6QR7Sp.gif


High-end merch. Cash only (PayPal). Don't bother with anything less than 30M value plz, unless interesting. PM with offers.

[kcostell]

New account, 2 posts total, and looking to make large cash only transactions? Just the sort of thing that gets me excited!

[sentral]

and there is "$" symbol infront of "30M".

[ApexDak]

THIRTY MILLION DOLLARS?! Can buy a lot of OP sorcerer for that money.

[Jarvan]

THIRTY MILLION DOLLARS?! Can buy a lot of OP sorcerer for that money.

Hell.. make that 30 Mill in cocaine, and Whatley will sell you SIMU.

[Gelston]

Oh, all my stuff is $29M.

[ApexDak]

Hell.. make that 30 Mill in cocaine, and Whatley will sell you SIMU.

What's with all the cocaine/Simu jokes?

[Someone who isn't Me]

Loving the humor!! Y'all are just great :) In either case, anyone questioning the validity of this request, you are welcome to your opinion. However, I humbly ask that you refer to this thread before making any further blanket generalizations:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?102633-Buying-Capped-Sorc-Rogue-Interesting-Things&p=1860183#post1860183

Cheers.

[Velfi]

Loving the humor!! Y'all are just great :) In either case, anyone questioning the validity of this request, you are welcome to your opinion. However, I humbly ask that you refer to this thread before making any further blanket generalizations:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?102633-Buying-Capped-Sorc-Rogue-Interesting-Things&p=1860183#post1860183

Cheers.

Wait, are you trying to claim your other fishy thread, one of your first 2 posts here, as some sort of legitimacy for this thread?

http://i.imgur.com/Dfz42m1.gif

[Someone who isn't Me]

If you don't have anything valuable to offer, shut your mouth. It's already way past your bedtime, little boy. I'd call your mother to tell her the way you're acting, but she's here with right now enjoying a rufee cocktail so she wouldn't remember anyway. But that's beside the point.

Any serious sellers, you have yourself a serious buyer in me.

[Velfi]

If you don't have anything valuable to offer, shut your mouth. It's already way past your bedtime, little boy. I'd call your mother to tell her the way you're acting, but she's here with right now enjoying a rufee cocktail so she wouldn't remember anyway. But that's beside the point.

Any serious sellers, you have yourself a serious buyer in me.

http://i.imgur.com/Ryn2pau.gif

[Taernath]

oh snap mom jokes

[Velfi]

PS we already have 1 Luntz, your job is taken.

[Velfi]

If you don't have anything valuable to offer, shut your mouth. It's already way past your bedtime, little boy. I'd call your mother to tell her the way you're acting, but she's here with right now enjoying a rufee cocktail so she wouldn't remember anyway. But that's beside the point.

Any serious sellers, you have yourself a serious buyer in me.

I just wanted to quote this again while considering the average age of GS players and having a refreshing little chuckle.

[Jarvan]

If you don't have anything valuable to offer, shut your mouth. It's already way past your bedtime, little boy. I'd call your mother to tell her the way you're acting, but she's here with right now enjoying a rufee cocktail so she wouldn't remember anyway. But that's beside the point.

Any serious sellers, you have yourself a serious buyer in me.

And somehow this is supposed to make us take you MORE seriously?

[Someone who isn't Me]

You gotta admit, it was a pretty sweet mom joke.

[Velfi]

You gotta admit, it was a pretty sweet mom joke.

Perhaps in third grade, when making sense wasn't a requisite component to an insult.

[Someone who isn't Me]

It made perfect sense. In either case, your grandmother gives a mean BJ as well, so I'll let this one slide. For now.

I STATE AGAIN... Any serious sellers...

<< Serious Buyer

[Velfi]

It made perfect sense. In either case, your grandmother gives a mean BJ as well, so I'll let this one slide. For now.

I STATE AGAIN... Any serious sellers...

<< Serious Buyer

You should really try harder with repeat attempts, though that's just my opinion. You can just trail off into a whimper as well if that's your style, as it seems.

[Velfi]

This is roughly on par with the 12 year old squeakers in COD or CSGO that try and dust off some mom jokes.

[Someone who isn't Me]

Thanks for helping me push this thread up the food chain with all this activity. Perhaps I will find myself a serious seller, which you apparently, are not.

Were I a moderator of any serious forum, I would not have allowed the conversation that you initiated to happen in the first place.

Anyone? Seriously?

[Velfi]

Something something YOUR DAD ohhhhh!

http://i.imgur.com/XeEcqLe.gif

[Velfi]

Thanks for helping me push this thread up the food chain with all this activity. Perhaps I will find myself a serious seller, which you apparently, are not.

Were I a moderator of any serious forum, I would not have allowed the conversation that you initiated to happen in the first place.

Anyone? Seriously?

If only those serious sellers would come out of the woodwork, surely it would be worth their time as they would immediately recognize.

[Velfi]

As for me, I'm saving up to hopefully be able to buy a 2.5x broadsword. The .5 is a little flashy I know, but I think it will be worth it for my image, really shows off my 'tude.

[Velfi]

Sheeeeeeeeeit. I was pulling mom jokes out of thin air when your mother was still slapping baby powder on your ass. Better watch your step. I wrote my first C++ application before you could hold a bottle. And, so long as we're going hard, where'd you get that garbage ass profile pic from? Some B.S. WoW forum? Or did you Pirate Bay a trojan'd Photoshop CS and make that garbage yourself? Who you think you're talking to...

http://i.imgur.com/RPyd8zR.jpg

That's who I think I'm talking to.

[Androidpk]

As for me, I'm saving up to hopefully be able to buy a 2.5x broadsword. The .5 is a little flashy I know, but I think it will be worth it for my image, really shows off my 'tude.

Camouflaged chrome?

[Someone who isn't Me]

If only those serious sellers would come out of the woodwork, surely it would be worth their time as they would immediately recognize.

Correct. Thank you.

[Taernath]

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/68929540.jpg

[Velfi]

Camouflaged chrome?

Icy hot chrome, only da best.

http://i.imgur.com/u4RsqtU.jpg

[Someone who isn't Me]

That's who I think I'm talking to.

That's crazy. How did you get that picture of me? I feel so violated right now...

[Velfi]

Another amusing point is your complaints for a moderator to intervene, whose absence is probably the only reason your account is still around.

http://i.imgur.com/PhLjbTJ.gif

[Someone who isn't Me]

Another amusing point is your complaints for a moderator to intervene, whose absence is probably the only reason your account is still around.

Difficult to argue with that logic. However, it would be a crime to lay waste to such a work of art.

[Velfi]

Difficult to argue with that logic. However, it would be a crime to lay waste to such a work of art.

http://i.imgur.com/wchXCDc.jpg

[Someone who isn't Me]

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[Velfi]

Also, why would it be difficult to argue with that logic? If you weren't a known or aspiring scammer, you'd have a pretty firm leg to stand on.

[Velfi]

Seems like you're agreeing that if a moderator were around, they'd check out your account and make it vanish.

http://i.imgur.com/vtU4sce.png

[Someone who isn't Me]

Look dude, I'm honestly just trying to get my hands on some sweet merch. This has been really fun, but is becoming tiresome. Your deep-rooted need to have the last word is killing me. Just so the message is not lost in translation:

<< Serious Buyer

Serious €#&t >> You

[Velfi]

Look dude, I'm honestly just trying to get my hands on some sweet merch. This has been really fun, but is becoming tiresome. Your deep-rooted need to have the last word is killing me. Just so the message is not lost in translation:

<< Serious Buyer

Serious €#&t >> You

You're not very good at this.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfDRwSICWmU

[Someone who isn't Me]

Also, why would it be difficult to argue with that logic? If you weren't a known or aspiring scammer, you'd have a pretty firm leg to stand on.

Your logic is laughable. Now go crawl back into the slimy little hole that you came from. And no, that was not another mom joke. Seriously. You and I. We're done here. Shhhhhhhhhhhh.

Shh.

[Velfi]

Your logic is laughable. Now go crawl back into the slimy little hole that you came from. And no, that was not another mom joke. Seriously. You and I. We're done here. Shhhhhhhhhhhh.

Shh.

http://i.imgur.com/9sJON.gif

[Velfi]

Your logic is laughable. Now go crawl back into the slimy little hole that you came from. And no, that was not another mom joke. Seriously. You and I. We're done here. Shhhhhhhhhhhh.

Shh.

You find it difficult to argue with laughable logic? I didn't realize you were special needs, my apologies.

[Someone who isn't Me]

You're not very good at this.

I'm sorry, was that you making an offer to sell me, a dead-serious cash buyer, a sorcerous item of 30M value or more? No? Then shhhhhhhhhhhh. Thanks!

[Velfi]

I'm sorry, was that you making an offer to sell me, a dead-serious cash buyer, a sorcerous item of 30M value or more? No? Then shhhhhhhhhhhh. Thanks!

It sure wasn't, but what are the consequences if I keep posting? More of your tepid heat lamp wit?

[Someone who isn't Me]

You find it difficult to argue with laughable logic? I didn't realize you were special needs, my apologies.

Laughable logic need not be argued, unless the audience be dumber than the logic itself. Which, in this case I know not to be true.

[Warriorbird]

The really amazing bit? One of the "Icy Hot Stunnaz" used to play GS.

HMMM.

[Velfi]

Laughable logic need not be argued, unless the audience be dumber than the logic itself. Which, in this case I know not to be true.

You should spend more time getting to know yourself, it sounds like it will be very revealing.

[Velfi]

The really amazing bit? One of the "Icy Hot Stunnaz" used to play GS.

HMMM.

Was it that Seany whatever guy?

[Someone who isn't Me]

It sure wasn't, but what are the consequences if I keep posting? More of your tepid heat lamp wit?

Rest assured, a lamp can be dangerous given the proper environment and conditions. Keep on shaving that tinder, baby. Shave it!

[Warriorbird]

Was it that Seany whatever guy?

Some friend of Aesthetic Death's. Blanking the name... though Seany would've fit right in.

[Velfi]

Rest assured, a lamp can be dangerous given the proper environment and conditions. Keep on shaving that tinder, baby. Shave it!

Probably most often when thrown like a crude brick, which seems like a pretty apt analogy.

[Velfi]

I'm just kicking back and waiting for those sweet, sweet 30m+ items to start flowing in.

[Someone who isn't Me]

I am not having this conversation right now...

[SashaFierce]

The only person who would be willing to sell something to you for cash would be Zaoloo, because he would be desperate for drug money, but he's banned.

[Velfi]

I am not having this conversation right now...

Mildly competent observational skills would disagree with that assessment.

[Velfi]

Though maybe "conversation" could be a bit strong, it's really more like squaring off against the proverbial one-legged man.

[Velfi]

"The one-legged man is you ohhhhh!"

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JwVbZoDDUM

[Someone who isn't Me]

The only person who would be willing to sell something to you for cash would be Zaoloo, because he would be desperate for drug money, but he's banned.

Hahaha... Okay, so I've made a rookie mistake. Is cash not preferred over silver these days? I could just as easily buy a %#&$ ton of silver right here in this forum. Is the silver not as liquid these days as it was in days past?

[Warriorbird]

Hahaha... Okay, so I've made a rookie mistake. Is cash not preferred over silver these days? I could just as easily buy a %#&$ ton of silver right here in this forum. Is the silver not as liquid these days as it was in days past?

Given some high level shenanigans it is tougher to buy items/characters for cash if people have no clue who you are.

[Velfi]

Hahaha... Okay, so I've made a rookie mistake. Is cash not preferred over silver these days? I could just as easily buy a %#&$ ton of silver right here in this forum. Is the silver not as liquid these days as it was in days past?


In either case, I've been gone from the lands for nearly twenty years.

http://i.imgur.com/0fnBFBQ.gif

[Someone who isn't Me]

"The one-legged man is you ohhhhh!"

Your logic may be sound, but it is really aggravating. Piss off. If I wanted to square off with an ivory tower liberal bastard like yourself I would have just shot myself directly in the face over having this little "chat" with you.

[Velfi]

Your logic may be sound, but it is really aggravating. Piss off. If I wanted to square off with an ivory tower liberal bastard like yourself I would have just shot myself directly in the face over having this little "chat" with you.

"Fuck you for raising too many points I can't argue with".

Teehee.

[Someone who isn't Me]

http://i.imgur.com/0fnBFBQ.gif

Will you stop cluttering this thread with your childish bullshit?

[Someone who isn't Me]

"Fuck you for raising too many points I can't argue with".

Teehee.

*WILL not

[Velfi]

Will you stop cluttering this thread with your childish bullshit?

I'm just trying to solve the problem, and I believe I've found the solution to you:

http://i.imgur.com/w08eHhW.jpg

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JwVbZoDDUM

[Someone who isn't Me]

That's it. I'm done. And now I remember why I left to make a real life for myself in the first place. Because cunts like you ruined the environment of the game.

MODERATOR. WILL YOU PLEASE...

[Velfi]

That's it. I'm done. And now I remember why I left to make a real life for myself in the first place. Because cunts like you ruined the environment of the game.

MODERATOR. WILL YOU PLEASE...

Are you sure it wasn't because myklian skins wouldn't turn into rent?

[Someone who isn't Me]

Okay, you're selling me with the myklian skins...

[Velfi]

Not these days.

[Someone who isn't Me]

But those were some good times.

[Velfi]

If I were more poetic, I might write something about your recent adventures, the sails of new hope snapping briskly in the breeze for a moment before you were unexpectedly dashed against the rocks of your own incompetency.

But I'm not.

[Someone who isn't Me]

If I were more poetic, I might write something about your recent adventures, the sails of new hope snapping briskly in the breeze for a moment before you were unexpectedly dashed against the rocks of your own incompetency.

But I'm not.

Well, thank the Gods for that. Your word choice within that little teaser alone was just terrible.

[Velfi]

Well, thank the Gods for that. Your word choice within that little teaser alone was just terrible.

Look at this sick no u right here. I managed to take a picture of my condition following this heat:

http://i.imgur.com/HuPtVhu.jpg

[Velfi]

Wait, scratch that, here it is:

http://theyeti.org/images/cwalk.gif

[Someone who isn't Me]

Wait, scratch that, here it is:

http://theyeti.org/images/cwalk.gif

You just made my night lmfao. Good day to you, sir!

[Velfi]

You just made my night lmfao. Good day to you, sir!

http://i.imgur.com/ooT9mxh.gif

[Someone who isn't Me]

There is something seriously wrong with you.

[Velfi]

PS we already have 1 Luntz, your job is taken.

The funniest part of this thread was Luntz repping me "hell yea bitch" for this post.

[Velfi]

There is something seriously wrong with you.

If only I could live out my dreams of scamming people in a text MUD...

http://i.imgur.com/XaLVeKF.gif

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/sx7FztU.gif

[Velfi]

I called that whimper back on page 2, by the way. Velfidamus over here.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdCuWzlM5E8

[Ososis]

A couple quick wades into this bog
Looking for items of a specific cash value seems like you are looking for cash, not items or silver, which would mean you are a scammer. There are some weird ass people around but nobody is collecting "30M+ items". Bent forks collection? of course. that at least makes sense.

From a sellers point of view, you are the worst. "Hey guys, got any items for 20M? sell em to me for 30m because I don't know what things are!" Seems a pretty stupid stance when ONlY working in $250+ items. Seems like a great stance to get people champing at the bit because they think they are going to fleece you with a 20M item, then when your scam comes into play the hope is that their greed will override their better judgement.

Who the hell are you to use this gear? You show up on the scene with a couple grand to drop on "stuff". Warrior stuff? enhancive stuff? Armor? weapons? bags? You would think you would at least have an idea of what you want by that price range.

"serious buyer" of "stuff" sounds less than serious


Now all that being said, how would this scam play out? I am assuming there would be some "issue" with paypal at the time of payment, but wouldn't it be fairly easy to protect yourself in such a situation if you keep basic wits about you? I mean, if I am distrustful of a buyer how would they be able to get me assuming I don't go full stupid?
*note* Don't get it twisted, I am not supporting the OP. "fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform.”

[Velfi]

Now all that being said, how would this scam play out? I am assuming there would be some "issue" with paypal at the time of payment, but wouldn't it be fairly easy to protect yourself in such a situation if you keep basic wits about you? I mean, if I am distrustful of a buyer how would they be able to get me assuming I don't go full stupid?
*note* Don't get it twisted, I am not supporting the OP. "fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform.”

I'm not up on all the methods but my guess would be chargeback/refund.

[Velfi]

Thanks Samantha Bee for sharing this clip of the OP doing his Ted Cruz impression:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbTcHpPDCu8

[Velfi]

I meant to sign that red rep to you OP but forgot. That was my rep clowning you with the same video, since I suspect you won't put that together.

[Gelston]

What... the... fuck...

[Menos]

I wanted to take a minute to thank you, Velfi, for antagonizing the troll so that the rest of us don't have to bother with it. Keep up the yeoman's work.


I meant to sign that red rep to you OP but forgot. That was my rep clowning you with the same video, since I suspect you won't put that together.

[Aluvius]

Aluvius bursts through the door while gasping for breath.

Aluvius says, "I don't think the OP is a legitimate buyer of $30m sorc/rogue items!"

Aluvius lays down on the floor and breathes heavily.

Aluvius says, "Am I too late?"

[Someone who isn't Me]

You are all the greatest bunch of no-life brain-damaged minimum-wage cunts I have ever witnessed. Yet, I, the only person with more than $50 in their bank account, am the one being attacked. Makes perfect sense that a fat virgin poverty-stricken little fuck like you would come on here to a board where you can hide your identity and make up false claims with no basis against a guy who was merely looking to buy some valuable shit for real money (not the bullshit money that you spend 40hrs hunting for in your mom's basement for a $30 payout you little cunt).

Y'all can SAY anything you want, but if anyone is interested in selling high-end valuables for either cash or silver, please PM me so we can have a real conversation about it without little baby double-owl pedants ruining my fucking day.

[time4fun]

I have $52.36 in my bank account

[Gelston]

You are all the greatest bunch of no-life brain-damaged minimum-wage cunts I have ever witnessed. Yet, I, the only person with more than $50 in their bank account, am the one being attacked. Makes perfect sense that a fat virgin poverty-stricken little fuck like you would come on here to a board where you can hide your identity and make up false claims with no basis against a guy who was merely looking to buy some valuable shit for real money (not the bullshit money that you spend 40hrs hunting for in your mom's basement for a $30 payout you little cunt).

Y'all can SAY anything you want, but if anyone is interested in selling high-end valuables for either cash or silver, please PM me so we can have a real conversation about it without little baby double-owl pedants ruining my fucking day.

No, Time4fun makes more money than ten of us combined you idiot.

Keeping money in bank accounts is for poor people anyways.

[time4fun]

No, Time4fun makes more money than ten of us combined you idiot.

Keeping money in bank accounts is for poor people anyways.

I keep my money in mixed securities like a lady.

[Gelston]

I just pos repped OP to green, because his trolling is hilarious.

[Ososis]

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[Someone who isn't Me]

I just pos repped OP to green, because his trolling is hilarious.

Wow, I don't know what to say! This such an honor. I've so many to thank for this achievement... The Gods, Velfi's mom, IPA beer, lack of self control... But most of all, I'd like to thank the chil'ren.

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[Gelston]

Wow, I don't know what to say! This such an honor. I've so many to thank for this achievement... The Gods, Velfi's mom, IPA beer, lack of self control... But most of all, I'd like to thank the chil'ren.

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Someone negrepped you again it appears. Not enough to overcome the green I gave you!

[SHAFT]

Velfi got really pissed off. Usually he's so reserved.

[Someone who isn't Me]

Someone negrepped you again it appears. Not enough to overcome the green I gave you!

I am generally a really big fan of anyone who provides me with green, as a rule of thumb. And, since I don't give a rolton's arse if my forum rep is garbage, let's let the children play in their sandbox of mildly-enjoyable freedoms and wasted over-education.

[Someone who isn't Me]

Given some high level shenanigans it is tougher to buy items/characters for cash if people have no clue who you are.

Understood. I was of the mind that cash would be preferred over silver. I'm happy to pay in silver, so long as an open forum for dispute resolution exists when the transaction is paid for in silver. Been so long I cannot recollect if this is something that GMs hold authority over.

[Gelston]

Thread: Buying Sorc, Rogue Paraphernalia
I was totes with you until you white knighted Vishra. Bad bad bad - BLZrizz

Who the fuck is Vishra?

[Someone who isn't Me]

Who the fuck is Vishra?

?

[Viekn]

Velfi got really pissed off. Usually he's so reserved.

You know you done fucked up if Velfi gets pissed at you.

[Ososis]

Why don't you go play WoW? Caps in like what? a week? Sounds like your style, probably save you a few grand as well.

[Gelston]

Why don't you go play WoW? Caps in like what? a week? Sounds like your style, probably save you a few grand as well.

WoW was the first MMO.

[Fallen]

And, since I don't give a rolton's arse if my forum rep is garbage, let's let the children play in their sandbox of mildly-enjoyable freedoms and wasted over-education.

This was a great line.

[Ososis]

WoW was the first MMO.

No, it was the first MMO to use an upside down word scramble of MMO as their acronym but that's about it.

[Menos]

Hold on. I thought you had just come back to the boards after two decades away from the game. Isn't that why your post in this thread was post number 1 on your account? Or is that like the worst 90's slang version of a joke where you like money?


I am generally a really big fan of anyone who provides me with green, as a rule of thumb. And, since I don't give a rolton's arse if my forum rep is garbage, let's let the children play in their sandbox of mildly-enjoyable freedoms and wasted over-education.

ps. No one is allowed to abuse commas that much on the forums except me. I am the king of all comma overuse, get your own shtick.

[Gnomad]

I am the king of all comma overuse; get your own shtick.fixed that for you

[HermieTheDentist]

This thread just jumped up a knotch in terms of overall hilariousness.

Respectfully,
Matt

[Streamdancer]

This thread just jumped up a knotch in terms of overall hilariousness.

Respectfully,
Matt

This thread has over 100 replies in two days...

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/qzxbow9.gif

[FinisWolf]

Loving the humor!! Y'all are just great :) In either case, anyone questioning the validity of this request, you are welcome to your opinion. However, I humbly ask that you refer to this thread before making any further blanket generalizations:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?102633-Buying-Capped-Sorc-Rogue-Interesting-Things&p=1860183#post1860183

Cheers.

Funny ... all I get is "BLOCKED BY WEBSENSE" ..., it is an omen from the Arkati ... DO NOT BUY THIS BULLSHIT!

Finis

[FinisWolf]

You are all the greatest bunch of no-life brain-damaged minimum-wage cunts I have ever witnessed. Yet, I, the only person with more than $50 in their bank account, am the one being attacked. Makes perfect sense that a fat virgin poverty-stricken little fuck like you would come on here to a board where you can hide your identity and make up false claims with no basis against a guy who was merely looking to buy some valuable shit for real money (not the bullshit money that you spend 40hrs hunting for in your mom's basement for a $30 payout you little cunt).

Y'all can SAY anything you want, but if anyone is interested in selling high-end valuables for either cash or silver, please PM me so we can have a real conversation about it without little baby double-owl pedants ruining my fucking day.

I wanted to thank you for the nice description words that you used to encourage us "cunts" to sell you "stuff". I added to your forum rep, for all these wonderful observations that you have made about the player population here, your negative douche bag rep that is. I even signed it, so you can print it and put it on your mommy's basement wall. By the way, is it really nice being 53 years old and living rent free in mommy's basement? Does she let you have play dates?

IF! And I do mean "IF" you *had* a chance at scamming someone here, you have lost that opportunity now, and you can give thanks ONLY to yourself, because of your witty repartee. Good job. O! Don't be shy, give yourself a good hard pat on the back for a job well done. You deserve it. Go on ... ...

Finis

[Haldrik]

If this guy is a scammer, he's real fucking bad at it. Why isn't he trolling the sales threads and attempting to buy?

[Someone who isn't Me]

I wanted to thank you for the nice description words that you used to encourage us "cunts" to sell you "stuff".

Thank you all for your uplifting comments. Just want to make something clear... the distinction between a cunt, and a non-cunt, in my world:

CUNT (noun \ˈkənt\) - Cunts who have no money or valuable items of their own, but feel the need to police the boards to protect those who are both more powerful, and far more intelligent than they will ever be; perhaps, because masturbation to bestiality-based pornography is finally starting to get old.

NON-CUNT (noun \nənˈkənt\) - Everyone else.

For all I care, my forum rep could be -1,000,000 and it's not going to stop me from buying everything that I want to buy, because guess what... you're a cunt. Thanks!

[Taernath]

CUNT (noun \ˈkənt\) - Cunts who have no money or valuable items of their own,

So, you.

[Someone who isn't Me]

So, you.

Had I specified 'silvers' in place of 'money', that could potentially be true. So long as "less than 100M in the bank" is considered broke these days.

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/q0osh4D.gif

[Taernath]

Had I specified 'silvers' in place of 'money', that could potentially be true. So long as "less than 100M in the bank" is considered broke these days.

Settle down, Shkreli.

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/yM3QXSA.gif

[Someone who isn't Me]

Settle down, Shkreli.

Oh, if I were that smart, I'd clear out the market on acantha leaf & start selling it for six billion a chew.

[FinisWolf]

For all I care, my forum rep could be -1,000,000 and it's not going to stop me from buying everything that I want to buy, because guess what... you're a cunt. Thanks!

Except that I highly doubt anyone here is going to sell "Someone who isn't Me"'s account a damn thing ... just a guess. Therefore,
CUNT (noun \ˈkənt\) - Cunts who have no money or valuable items of their own ... . And, thus, you provide yourself with your own title.

Finis

[Someone who isn't Me]

Except that I highly doubt anyone here is going to sell "Someone who isn't Me"'s account a damn thing ... just a guess. Therefore, . And, thus, you provide yourself with your own title.

Finis

I could carry on with this for days. It's been fun, but we'll go with... I like it! Thanks for the tip :)