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Nieninque
11-24-2004, 07:58 AM
THERE WERE THREE GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK...
1. HE CALLED EVERYONE BROTHER
2. HE LIKED GOSPEL
3. HE COULDN'T GET A FAIR TRIAL

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BUT THEN THERE WERE THREE GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH...
1. HE WENT INTO HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS
2. HE LIVED AT HOME UNTIL HE WAS 30
3. HE WAS SURE HIS MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN AND HIS MOTHER WAS SURE HE
WAS GOD


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BUT THEN THERE WERE THREE GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN...
1. HE TALKED WITH HIS HANDS
2. HE HAD WINE WITH HIS MEALS
3. HE USED OLIVE OIL


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BUT THEN THERE WERE THREE GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN...
1. HE NEVER CUT HIS HAIR
2. HE WALKED AROUND BAREFOOT ALL THE TIME
3. HE STARTED A NEW RELIGION


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BUT THEN THERE WERE THREE GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS AN AMERICAN
INDIAN...
1. HE WAS AT PEACE WITH NATURE
2. HE ATE A LOT OF FISH
3. HE TALKED ABOUT THE GREAT SPIRIT

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BUT THEN THERE WERE THREE GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH...
1. HE NEVER GOT MARRIED
2. HE WAS ALWAYS TELLING STORIES
3. HE LOVED GREEN PASTURES


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BUT THE MOST COMPELLING EVIDENCE OF ALL...THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A
WOMAN...
1. HE FED A CROWD AT A MOMENTS NOTICE WHEN THERE WAS NO FOOD
2. HE KEPT TRYING TO GET A MESSAGE ACROSS TO A BUNCH OF MEN WHO
'JUST DIDN'T GET IT'
3. AND, EVEN WHEN HE WAS DEAD...HE HAD TO GET UP BECAUSE THERE WAS
WORK TO DO.

AMEN!

[Edited on 24-11-04 by Nieninque]

AnticorRifling
11-24-2004, 08:25 AM
You forgot to add this to your woman proof:

He bled for a week and didn't die.

Czeska
11-24-2004, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by Nieninque
2. HE LIVED AT HOME UNTIL HE WAS 3

Now that's an amusing typo.

Nieninque
11-24-2004, 08:46 AM
I didnt notice thave amended it accordingly
:D

SpunGirl
11-24-2004, 08:52 AM
LOL, that was amusing.

-K

Caiylania
11-24-2004, 08:59 AM
:lol:

Someone everyone can love!! Dead or alive.

11-24-2004, 09:02 AM
Well the only Jesuses I personaly know are Mexican

Brattt8525
11-24-2004, 09:25 AM
Funny stuff!

Nakiro
11-24-2004, 05:10 PM
Christ was probably dark skinned.

Nieninque
11-24-2004, 05:18 PM
No shit sherlock

11-24-2004, 05:53 PM
Uh, he had blonde hair and blue eyes and was pale, kthnx.

- Arkans

Shalla
11-24-2004, 07:04 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did someone mention before that Ben and Arkans share the same belief?

Darnell
11-24-2004, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Arkans
Uh, he had blonde hair and blue eyes and was pale, kthnx.

- Arkans

No, I have no hair, green eyes (contacts) and I'm pretty dark.

D

11-24-2004, 07:12 PM
No way, D. You're like Chris Rock from DOGMA. Just too black to make the bible. Jesus also came from Europe and was most likely Germanic.

- Arkans

Shalla
11-24-2004, 07:19 PM
Personally, I'm not very religious... but I think there's nothing wrong with thinking Jesus is either black, white, asian or a woman. Either way, all that matters is that you believe, and that he or she makes a difference in your life for the better.

Latrinsorm
11-24-2004, 07:45 PM
Good stuff, Nien. :yes:

Trinitis
11-25-2004, 02:38 AM
Jesus, I pitty that poor little black girl :(

11-25-2004, 04:10 AM
I'm friends with Jesus, he works at the Broadway delicatessen and serves up nasty (good nasty) corned beef on rye with mustard.

Also, Adredrin's avatar is TEH funny.

KymberlynX
11-25-2004, 05:13 AM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
You forgot to add this to your woman proof:

He bled for a week and didn't die.

:lol: