When Random Guys Kiss You

[ElevenElven]

Speaking softly in Elven to Arenglae, Altheorn says, "My Lady Aren," taking your hand and pressing his lips to your skin. "A good eve."

You say, "I feel violated. I don't even want a bless now."

You drop a troll sword.

Exit stage east.

[Tgo01]

You'll take that bless and you'll like it!

[drauz]

This looks staged, he didn't even tip his fedora.

[Fallen]

This looks staged, he didn't even tip his fedora.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oe9uK9QGCUI/hqdefault.jpg

[Enuch]

Could've been worse, I do this to dudes and I'll pucker straight up on their face holes, now that riles up the phobes.

[Enuch]

Also que a clever methais penis quote of some kind

[Gelston]

Speaking softly in Elven to Arenglae, Altheorn says, "My Lady Aren," taking your hand and boning you six ways till sunday. "A good eve."

[Jeril]

Speaking softly in Elven to Arenglae, Altheorn says, "My Lady Aren," taking your hand and pressing his lips to your skin. "A good eve."

You say, "I feel violated. I don't even want a bless now."

You drop a troll sword.

Exit stage east.

How would you have felt if that was me?

[Seizer]

How would you have felt if that was me?

You only bite though right?

[Jeril]

You only bite though right?

Nope! I do a lot more then just bite!

[Astray]

I'd be more surprised if you didn't kiss me a little Jeril. Fuck, next thing you're gonna tell me is you don't give reach arounds.

[shad0ws0ngs]

How you haven't been awarded some special pervy title is beyond me, man.

[Mumblz]

Doctor Jeril just arrived.

Doctor Jeril dons some stained white gloves.

Jeril declares, in a darkroom voice, "Im going in dry."

[Parkbandit]

Speaking softly in Elven to Arenglae, Altheorn says, "My Lady Aren," taking your hand and pressing his lips to your skin. "A good eve."

You say, "I feel violated. I don't even want a bless now."

You drop a troll sword.

Exit stage east.

If you are upset by that, you should turn off the Internet.

[Neovik1]

If you are upset by that, you should turn off the Internet.

Once they get their armor adjusted by Jeril a few times they'll get used to this stuff.

[Neovik1]

Where on this Mayor Walkar abomination miniature did he touch you? Sorry it's the only miniature I have. Ignore the abomination parts... Unless you have one of those...

[Astray]

Where on this Mayor Walkar abomination miniature did he touch you? Sorry it's the only miniature I have. Ignore the abomination parts... Unless you have one of those...

I can't tell what's abomination and what's penis.

[ApexDak]

My wife started playing within the past few months. The other day, on Teras, someone approached her, asked if she had any of a certain gem, she said no, then he asked if she had a boyfriend. She said yes...he left. Lol.