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05-10-2016, 10:04 PM
an elven aristocrat pin - The aristocrat pin is small and mechanical, made up of various tiny gears and other parts to resemble a miniature metal version of the real thing. A small silver cord hangs down from the back of the piece while the jointed legs and arms sway to the slightest movement.
You analyze your aristocrat pin and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.
The creator has also provided the following information:
You sense that the pin can be altered, but the showy description will stay the same, no matter how hard a merchant tries. The pin must always have the noun "pin" and be a mechanical toy in nature. It also must logically have eyes, arms, and legs, though there does not need to be a specific mention of this fact when altering.
You can try to WEAR, REMOVE, PULL, POKE, TAP, PUSH, TURN, and TILT the pin.
You get no sense of whether or not the pin may be further lightened.
Zests:
>wear my pin
You carefully attach the aristocrat pin to your chest, causing its jointed legs and arms to sway.
>pull my pin
You pull sharply down on the silver cord, and the jointed arms and legs of the aristocrat pin begin to flail around in a wild jig.
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Japhrimel likes to dance nekkid in a field of flowers!"
>tap my pin
You tap the head of the mechanical aristocrat pin and nothing seems to happen. A moment later, the eyes of the piece suddenly spring out as a metallic voice pipes, "ARUUUGA!" before they pull back inside.
>push my pin
You push your index finger into the aristocrat pin's stomach, and it emits a thunderous belch. Tiny bubbles float out from the aristocrat's mouth before popping quietly in the air.
>turn my pin
You turn your aristocrat pin upside down, causing its jointed arms and legs to flail around before settling in a peculiar fashion. A small metallic voice pipes, "Rasshafrashingrah!" along with a slew of unprintables before it swings itself back rightside up.
>tilt my pin
You roughly tilt your aristocrat pin and hear a distinct *snap*, followed closely by a *clang*! The aristocrat looks up at you with baleful eyes before it quietly begins to inspect itself.
>remove my pin
You remove the aristocrat pin from your chest, and it gazes up at you with tiny resentful eyes.
MB: 250k CB: 450k to Flayedangel SOLD
Additional Pokes!
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer noggin'd make a good paperweight!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Another bad hair day, ugly?"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Get yer finger off me!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Shaddup!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "I WANT SOME EGGS!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Japhrimel? Sounds like a flatulent cat wit it's bottom sewn up!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Did yer muddah dress you this mornin', Japhrimel?!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "I've got gears that are smarter than you!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer rear sure is funny lookin'... no wait, dats yer face!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Get yer finger off me!"
You analyze your aristocrat pin and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.
The creator has also provided the following information:
You sense that the pin can be altered, but the showy description will stay the same, no matter how hard a merchant tries. The pin must always have the noun "pin" and be a mechanical toy in nature. It also must logically have eyes, arms, and legs, though there does not need to be a specific mention of this fact when altering.
You can try to WEAR, REMOVE, PULL, POKE, TAP, PUSH, TURN, and TILT the pin.
You get no sense of whether or not the pin may be further lightened.
Zests:
>wear my pin
You carefully attach the aristocrat pin to your chest, causing its jointed legs and arms to sway.
>pull my pin
You pull sharply down on the silver cord, and the jointed arms and legs of the aristocrat pin begin to flail around in a wild jig.
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Japhrimel likes to dance nekkid in a field of flowers!"
>tap my pin
You tap the head of the mechanical aristocrat pin and nothing seems to happen. A moment later, the eyes of the piece suddenly spring out as a metallic voice pipes, "ARUUUGA!" before they pull back inside.
>push my pin
You push your index finger into the aristocrat pin's stomach, and it emits a thunderous belch. Tiny bubbles float out from the aristocrat's mouth before popping quietly in the air.
>turn my pin
You turn your aristocrat pin upside down, causing its jointed arms and legs to flail around before settling in a peculiar fashion. A small metallic voice pipes, "Rasshafrashingrah!" along with a slew of unprintables before it swings itself back rightside up.
>tilt my pin
You roughly tilt your aristocrat pin and hear a distinct *snap*, followed closely by a *clang*! The aristocrat looks up at you with baleful eyes before it quietly begins to inspect itself.
>remove my pin
You remove the aristocrat pin from your chest, and it gazes up at you with tiny resentful eyes.
MB: 250k CB: 450k to Flayedangel SOLD
Additional Pokes!
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer noggin'd make a good paperweight!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Another bad hair day, ugly?"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Get yer finger off me!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Shaddup!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "I WANT SOME EGGS!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Japhrimel? Sounds like a flatulent cat wit it's bottom sewn up!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Did yer muddah dress you this mornin', Japhrimel?!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "I've got gears that are smarter than you!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer rear sure is funny lookin'... no wait, dats yer face!"
>poke my pin
You press your finger against the aristocrat pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Get yer finger off me!"