How Not to Eat a Pancake

[ClydeR]

“I have never seen a human being eat in such a disgusting fashion. I’m always telling my young son, Barron, I’m saying — and I, always with my kids, all of them — I say, ‘Children, small little bites. Small,’” Trump said. “This guy takes a pancake, and he’s shoving it in his mouth. It’s disgusting! Do you want that for your president? I don’t think so, I don’t think so; honestly, it’s disgusting.”

Trump added that he advised his young son, Barron Trump, 10, not to watch Kasich eating on television.

More... (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/04/25/blasting-pathetic-agreement-trump-mocks-and-taunts-rivals-cruz-and-kasich/)

He's right that we need a President who will be presidential. Somebody with bad table manners isn't ready for the job. Only Trump knows etiquette rules well enough to lead the country.

This isn't the first time (http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/03/john-kasich-pizza-fork-221416) Kasich's eating habits have been in the spotlight.

[Gelston]

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[saturn101]

Bad table manners vs bad spray tan .. hard decision.

[GS4Pirate]

Pancake etiquette: 1. place pads of butter between cakes. 2. Spread butter once softened. (One can ignore this step if butter is at room temp) 3. Neatly cut your stack of cakes into 1/8 th's (unwashed heathens will have put syrup on their cakes before this step) 4. Add syrup.

I have added this pie chart to give a better understanding of step 3:

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[Viekn]

Pancake etiquette: 1. place pads of butter between cakes. 2. Spread butter once softened. (One can ignore this step if butter is at room temp) 3. Neatly cut your stack of cakes into 1/8 th's (unwashed heathens will have put syrup on their cakes before this step) 4. Add syrup.

I have added this pie chart to give a better understanding of step 3:

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If you're Trump...
Step 5 - Insult Muslims, Jews, foreigners, liberals, moderates, anyone who can't trace their ancestors back to the original pilgrims or 13 original colonies...but only after having chewed your pancakes at least 88 times

[GS4Pirate]

If you're Trump...
Step 5 - Insult Muslims, Jews, foreigners, liberals, moderates, anyone who can't trace their ancestors back to the original pilgrims or 13 original colonies...but only after having chewed your pancakes at least 88 times

Considering all these candidates suck, which really is a reflection of our society. I'm hoping Trump wins just so I can see the Liberal meltdowns that will follow, we're going to need a lot of popcorn. Of course I'm sure the left is chomping at the bit for the very same reasons. My only concern with Hillary at the moment is that I will have to pay for someones premium account for the month....who the fuck was that?

[ClydeR]

Pancake etiquette: 1. place pads of butter between cakes. 2. Spread butter once softened. (One can ignore this step if butter is at room temp) 3. Neatly cut your stack of cakes into 1/8 th's (unwashed heathens will have put syrup on their cakes before this step) 4. Add syrup.

I have added this pie chart to give a better understanding of step 3:

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How do you spread the butter if it is stuck between two pancakes? I hope you're not using your dirty little fingers to lift the top pancake. How do you do it? I imagine you hold the top pancake to the side in one hand, dangling it in front of your breakfast companions, while spreading butter with a knife in your other hand. And then you reassemble it and gobble it down in eight precut bites. Disgusting. You'll never be invited to Mar-a-Lago.

[Astray]

Make sure that pancake is as soggy and soft in your mouth as you can, then the real chewing begins.

[GS4Pirate]

How do you spread the butter if it is stuck between two pancakes? I hope you're not using your dirty little fingers to lift the top pancake. How do you do it? I imagine you hold the top pancake to the side in one hand, dangling it in front of your breakfast companions, while spreading butter with a knife in your other hand. And then you reassemble it and gobble it down in eight precut bites. Disgusting. You'll never be invited to Mar-a-Lago.

I use this crazy invention the liberals have yet to discover, it's called soap. We wash our hands with it using water and it removes bacteria and stuff. I'm sure one day liberals will put science into action and embrace soap with open arms kind of like their embracement of hairy assholes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqHxOQWW_Nw

[Taernath]

I yearn for the old days when we could be carefree eating in public, like Rick Perry with a corn dog.

[Viekn]

I yearn for the old days when we could be carefree eating in public, like Rick Perry with a corn dog.

This is why I couldn't be president. I would be too tempted to just not give a fuck and go ahead and do something dirty with the corn dog knowing that everyone was going to see, but it'd sure be funny as shit!

[Wrathbringer]

Just wanted to chime in with "Kasich is a functional retard."

[WRoss]

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!

Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."
Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!"

Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over is head.

Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!"

Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate.

Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!"

All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass.

Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full!"

All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

[GS4Pirate]

And this pops up on my FB feed, lol.

https://www.facebook.com/events/460951630779505/

[Jeril]

Pancake etiquette: 1. place pads of butter between cakes. 2. Spread butter once softened. (One can ignore this step if butter is at room temp) 3. Neatly cut your stack of cakes into 1/8 th's (unwashed heathens will have put syrup on their cakes before this step) 4. Add syrup.

I have added this pie chart to give a better understanding of step 3:

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I often use a fork and stab holes in my pancakes to let the syrup soak in then just cut them any which way I feel like.

[GS4Pirate]

I often use a fork and stab holes in my pancakes to let the syrup soak in then just cut them any which way I feel like.

Why does this not surprise me that you eat like a heathen?

[ClydeR]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzBokrow5aQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzBokrow5aQ

[Jeril]

Why does this not surprise me that you eat like a heathen?

Because changes are good that I do many heathen like things?

[GS4Pirate]

Because changes are good that I do many heathen like things?

I suppose as long as you're not eating the pancakes bubble side up, we can turn a blind eye.

Sorry, I have to be me today. Haircut (I feel sorry for the fucker that has to cut the mop this time around, it's almost down to my waist, some little kid is going to really dig this wig), job interviews and running to Washington state for some sticky icky. Considering making the drive to Seattle as well, though I doubt it, pretty sure all the national parks open this weekend and am itching to go up to Glacier national park. Weather providing, I'll probably do the Gunsight pass/Sperry Glacier hike, it looks pretty fucking epic. Willie Nelson has a signature line of ganja that I have discovered that has a nice balance of cannabinoids, close to 1% CBD content, not 2 minutes after taking a couple puffs and my tremors go completely away, it's fucking amazing. Everything about moving out here has been a blessing so far, a fellow GS'r is renting a room out to me until I get settled in, it's gone really smoothly.

P.S. Some of these squaws are drop dead gorgeous.