Ever wonder...

[Trinitis]

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

[Kuyuk]

Heh.


K.

[Kainen]

No.. there easily gotten answers to all those questions

[Stunseed]

I always wondered.....

Why are hot dogs sold in packages of eight, yet hot dog buns are sold in packages of ten?

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Kainen
No.. there easily gotten answers to all those questions :yes:

[Trinitis]

Really? Fill us in :P

[Latrinsorm]

Women are crazy, English is stupid, and God has a twisted sense of humor. The end.

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Women are crazy, English is stupid, and God has a twisted sense of humor. The end.

:lol:

[Kainen]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Women are crazy, English is stupid, and God has a twisted sense of humor. The end.

you have to love that but what do you mean women are x\crazy?!? :saint:

[Sean of the Thread]

This one teh gay but....

If 7-11 is open 24 hours, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on its doors?

[Trinitis]

Why do they put brail dots on the drive up ATM at banks?

[Izalude]

Why do people order three double cheeseburgers at McDonalds and a diet coke?

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Kainen
you have to love that but what do you mean women are xcrazy?!? :saint: Well just look at Weedie, for instance. Intelligent, rational woman, but she's a Yankee fan? It just doesn't add up. Especially when you consider how the Mets just trounce the Yankees every (by which I mean last, and only last) year.

[Kainen]

Ok women are crazy.. after all we have to put up with men :grin:

WHY DO PEOPLE PARK ON DRIVEWAYS AND DRIVE ON PARKWAYS?

[Axhinde]

Since I just saw this thread, I thought I'd chime in with a few of my favorites...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say,"See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's ass."

How many weeds did the Indians have to smoke before they found tobacco?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he ust buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . .. . ...

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Edited cuz it's 5:30am

[Edited on 11-5-2004 by Axhinde]

[Gan]

<Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? >

:LOL: my favorite