Characters you'd do!

[DCSL]

I was in a GS chat and someone asked someone else if they'd put up a topic like this yet and they said no and ...yeah. So I'm gonna.

We all realize these are only characters in a silly lil' text game, but the concept of some of them can be so hot! Who would you do if there were no consequences, and they were real?!

[SpunGirl]

Naessi thinks Haxley is hot stuff.

-K

[DCSL]

I should probably put up my own too. In no particular order.

Mekthros (Of course. Dur.)
Timeroc (What a mean wizard.)
Fithra (Yes, the merchant!)
Verrath (Also the merchant.)
Railien (So angsty...)
Naamit (She's a hot lil' piece of buttery love.. with huge hips.)
Sayori (Loincloth-wearing chicks unite!)
Everthorn (Dangerously athletic physique, anyone?)
Lochlaen (Mohawk!)

[HouseofElves]

Hrm. Hilarious. Can we do Top Ten?


1) Letheras- Commander of the Vaalorian Guard, unf
2) Eryael- Whips and chains, smack up that booty with your belt
3) Dahlisar- Totally the Nalfein man's man
4) Xanthias- He's always been utterly sexy
5) Aasterian- Holy crap, without a doubt. Best hair in the game.
6) Jenovadeath- Because I know if something went wrong, we'd just laugh about it. Plus he's my hero. <3
7) Azorack- Hot. Period.
8) Jacinto- He would know exactly what to do and how to do it.
9) Tie between Mekthros and Verrath- I like living dangerously. And I'd just want to prove Mekthros is in fact, human.
10) Kaishaku- He'd probably eat my flesh afterwards, but what a way to go.

[HouseofElves]

I couldn't have sex with Railien, I would keep staring at his cowlick and giggling. Haxley is dead sexy too, but I would hate to have to deal with Witchie. >_<

[Hanksbane]

OMG I wud do Lochlaen cuz he is teh hawt!!!!

Uh......

[4a6c1]

OH GREAT, now I'm wondering what characters I'd have sex with.

Congradu-fucking-lations, you made me more of a freak.



Edit. omg long time ago!! i remember this, haha!

[DCSL]

Pfft. We all know you were that much of a freak to begin with and I just turned your thoughts in a new freaky direction. Don't lie.

[HouseofElves]

Like you weren't already.

[DCSL]

Originally posted by Hanksbane
OMG I wud do Lochlaen cuz he is teh hawt!!!!

Uh......

.... I take it you play Lochlaen. Oops.

[Hulkein]

Limoj would do Michiko after a long hunt in Darkstone. :thumbsup: :D

[Hanksbane]

Nope, but he offered me sex for my crossbow. Damn I wish I had that log.....

[4a6c1]

Bwahahaha! yeah ok, I fold.

Answer: Everyone at least once. If your gonna have a hodown, you might as well screw everyone.

:flames:

[HouseofElves]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Bwahahaha! yeah ok, I fold.

Answer: Everyone at least once. If your gonna have a hodown, you might as well screw everyone.

:flames:

OMFG, I'm falling out of my chair. That is the best quote ever!

[4a6c1]

giggle giggle

[Wezas]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Answer: Everyone at least once. If your gonna have a hodown, you might as well screw everyone.


I would put a disclaimer in there to avoid the likes of Klaive, Lycain, and whoever Xcalibur denies playing.

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Answer: Everyone at least once. If your gonna have a hodown, you might as well screw everyone.


I would put a disclaimer in there to avoid the likes of Klaive, Lycain, and whoever Xcalibur denies playing.

Unecessary, you can't technically "do" someone with no wanker... that's why Klaive plays piercing-obsessed aeoletoi lesbians.

-K

[DCSL]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Answer: Everyone at least once. If your gonna have a hodown, you might as well screw everyone.


I would put a disclaimer in there to avoid the likes of Klaive, Lycain, and whoever Xcalibur denies playing.

And Warclaidhm. Don't want 'tard sperm.

[4a6c1]

:lol:

Yes well, we are talking a bunch of huge big IF's though. And you really have to have a certain brain capacity to imagine those IF's in the first place. So some are disqualified in the process.

*This whole topic has me dying in the midsection, btw. I really couldnt narrow it down and bring myself to say something like, OMG IMA FUCK A DARKELF, YAY! :rofl: crazy shit

[Edited on 11-19-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

[crazymage]

Chica repeatedly

[DeV]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
OMG IMA FUCK A DARKELF, YAY! :rofl: You called...

Seriously: Lalana and Aradhe <-- :cackle:

[Miss X]

Calael, his features are very hot.
Nevik, his Features rock and he's weirdly sexy
Risky is totally cute
Atlanteax
Stillson
Mashiek
Dainslef
And of course.... Sergey!
Edited to add: Lyonis is dead sexy!!!!!11

:bouncy:

[Edited on 19-11-04 by Miss X]

[Skeeter]

I bet Toy has all sorts of errmmm... Toys Would just have to make sure the ball gag was one of them.

Maimara - such a dirty dirty elf.

:kiss:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Miss X
Atlanteax


Hopefully his character doesn't have as ugly of a tie as it's owner.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Ok, It's not so bad. The way I see it is like reading a book, and developing a crush on a character (I have a crush on Lestat!)

Aside from Nazradin (of course) , I would have to say Jolena, because she's just sexy, and shes a freak

:heart: Jolena

[CrystalTears]

OMG I so wanna do Axhinde IG. Hell I'm considering playing again just for that! :D

[Axhinde]

:rofl:

Whoa...

[Souzy]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Bwahahaha! yeah ok, I fold.

Answer: Everyone at least once. If your gonna have a hodown, you might as well screw everyone.

:flames:

:lol: So true...why not just go crazy and be an equal opportunity GS hoe? Get yo' bang on, men and women both apply to my answer.

[Skeeter]

Misfitt mmmm whips

[Jolena]

Hrmm..here's my top 5

1) Gothique-- all I can say is RAWR :purr:
2) Mekthros-- He's got that come hither let me slay you painfully sex appeal, what can I say?!
3) Jihna-- It would be interesting to see what a giantkin woman is like..::pretends to call out and see if she hears an echo, then hides and cackles fiercely:: Plus that whole snake obsession makes one wonder if she can slither her tongue :whistle:
4) Nevik-- he's just hot, who wouldn't think a man who can trap souls is hot?!
5) Nazradrin-- there's something about a haughty wizard man..(sorry gothi!)

I'd mention Stunseed but I already got him in game and in RL so I'm blessed truly. Although if I could, I'd duplicate him to share with the world cause DAYUM :whistles at Stunseed and winks:

[Edited on 11-19-2004 by Jolena]

[AnticorRifling]

Wait I didn't make any lists? Have you seen Anticor?! He is the model from which sexy was defined!!

[Jolena]

Okay I'll concede and add in Anticor simply because of the kilt and boots. :kiss:

[SpunGirl]

The tastiest part of Nevik are his nipples.

-K

[The Cat In The Hat]

Ok, we'll swap Stun and Naz for a week as per our IM convo. I want him back next friday though in the condition I lent him out in!

Raulda & Blosum :P

- Arkans

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I can't believe no one wants to ride the pony that is Tayvin :( :(

[Chadj]

Michiko.

Klaive

Fucking Arkans is like fucking Hitler.. Well, if Hitler ate meat, had pointy ears, was a Delf, and could cast magic.

- Arkans

[Jolena]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
Ok, we'll swap Stun and Naz for a week as per our IM convo. I want him back next friday though in the condition I lent him out in!

Deal! But..I dunno if I can guarantee he'll come back in the same condition you left him in. :whistle: :lol:

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Jolena
blah blah blah....I wanna do Jihna....blah blah blah[Edited on 11-19-2004 by Jolena]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

PS. Her tongue slithers quite nicely, thankyouverymuch

[Chyrain]

i'm LMFAO at this thread...but Lochlaen? heh *whistle*

[The Cat In The Hat]

oh... and Tayvin

[DeV]

I remember Wezas posting a portrait of his character a while back.. and :whistles: hottie.

[Miss X]

<3 Tayvins white bushy eyebrows! So hawt! ;)

[Snapp]

Sintik, just because he's so cuddly.

[AnticorRifling]

All women (and a few of the men) of Elanthia want me so my choices are limitless.

[Mistomeer]

I'd completely nail Warclaidhm, again.

[AlahnnaDenale]

1) Mekthros. (His player is a hottie, too. Check out Simucon pix)
2) Rlen. The Gentleman thing has me hooked.
3) Railien. I mean. He's RAILIEN. He's just.. a pity fuck waiting to happen!
4) Shakrean. He's got the whole Cavalier bit and he plays his character like a devoted husband that has an insane wife... but.. he's just hot.
5) Maelkyth. I'm attracted to insanity.
6) Jenovadeath. Just look at him!
7) Plo. I've never actually seen Plo in game, but talking to him over Psinet puts him on the list. Plo rox.
8) Wulfhen. He's just.. Wulfhen. No other way to take it. And plus, he'd prolly be into some REALLY kinky shit.
9) Jamus.
10) Nenime. not much to say here, anyone who knows her would do Nenners.

[Eiderfleur]

Would have to be two of my fiance's characters

Maleficius because he is very gay and extremely vain
Kehouron because he is the strict schoolmaster type who would probably be able to give Eiderfleur the spanking she so deserves!

Then.....

Polariz and Lochlaen orgy simply because they both crack me the fuck up!
Boomsplat - because of the way he wiggles his ears at Eiderfleur :)
Nevik because he is just so forceful with Eiderfleur and can always put her on her knees when he casts at her :)
And last but not least Taelrak for taking her to the baths in Illistim and letting her see him naked! RAR!

[Brattt8525]

My wizard would lay a trail of cookies for Boom to follow, then go from there! Cookies placed in JUST the right places could make things interesting :saint:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
I remember Wezas posting a portrait of his character a while back.. and :whistles: hottie.

w00t I got a mention.

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/wezas.gif

[AnticorRifling]

Giantman that looks like an elf!

[Wezas]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Giantman that looks like an elf!

I'm just more handsome then the average Giantman :P

[Back]

I’d do Vif.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Backlash
I’d do Vif.

From the Amunet thoughts I've seen - you may be in for some interesting things.

[Back]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Backlash
I’d do Vif.

From the Amunet thoughts I've seen - you may be in for some interesting things.

As they say in Manchester...

Zactly!

[Trinitis]

Mazelina! :heart: That halflin is more woman then Adredrin can handle most of the time! :P

[Lady Mazelina]

Adredrin, cause Dark Elfs like to eat Halflins :heart: and it drives Chica nuts:lol:

You see Hammerrhead Crusherson the Warlord.
He appears to be a Giant of the Grot'karesh Clan.
He appears to be young. He has dilated purple eyes and sickly yellow skin. He has spiky, raven-black hair speckled with tiny white flakes of dandruff. He has a lopsided and slightly deformed face, a flattened nose and a missing tooth. He has a large wad of tobacco stuffed in his lower lip.

...

Any takers? :sniffle:

[Scott]

Originally posted by Snapp
Sintik, just because he's so cuddly.

Damn right Sintik is sexy..... not cuddly though.

[Back]

Always wanted a one-on-one with Kali. I think it was just the name though. But she seemed cool.

[DCSL]

Originally posted by Chyrain
i'm LMFAO at this thread...but Lochlaen? heh *whistle*

Yes, Lochlaen!! His hair.. is sexy. I don't know why I'm the only one that sees it.

[Twinbound]

Har.

Aasterinian, definitely. The hair, the eyes, the style, the attitude... rar. Want.
Kedryn, sexiest human rogue ever. But wait, I already have.
Avidlen, because incest is best.
Serescion and Haxley, because I've had so much fun baiting them, it'd be criminal if they weren't both a great lay.
Rekarth, because I have a thing for quiet dark elves.
Mekthros, because I have a thing for flamboyantly evil dark elves.
Wulfhen, because he is a big cuddly teddy bear. I swear.
Maliku, because weathered desert mages are teh hawt.
Selandriel, because if I didn't, he'd get jealous. (And dark-haired elves are sexy.)

I'm sure I could come up with a HOST of others if I thought long enough. So many interesting and studly characters.

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
You see Hammerrhead Crusherson the Warlord.
He appears to be a Giant of the Grot'karesh Clan.
He appears to be young. He has dilated purple eyes and sickly yellow skin. He has spiky, raven-black hair speckled with tiny white flakes of dandruff. He has a lopsided and slightly deformed face, a flattened nose and a missing tooth. He has a large wad of tobacco stuffed in his lower lip.

...

Any takers? :sniffle:

More like take a number...

That hurts me here :heart:

But it really hurts me here :banghead:

[Nilandia]

Any takers? ;)

You see Nilandia Liserna the Historian.
She appears to be a Sylvankind of the Lassaran D'ahranal.
She appears to be youthful and tall. She has sparkling forest green eyes and smooth, creamy white skin. She has long, sunset red hair with golden highlights that shimmer as it cascades down her back in gentle waves. She has a gentle and delicate face, a softly sculpted nose and slightly upswept ears that taper into fine points. She has slender hands with long, soft fingers and gently curving rose red lips.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a zorchar-tipped bullwhip in her right hand and a multi-tailed braided leather whip in her left hand.
She is wearing some onyx-eyed silver spider hairpins, a cascading silver stranded necklace, a flowing black spidersilk cloak, a diaphanous black silk robe, a silver-boned dark velvet corset, a slender silver bangle, a wire-bound sleek onyx bracelet, a braided silver wire ring, a thin silver filigreed black belt, some sheer thigh-high silk stockings, a twisted onyx and silver anklet and some black silk high-heeled slippers.

I need a different profession for every day of the week, so yes, 1/7.

[Kia]

Off the top of my head...

Speaker - yummy ranger action.

Gazaroth - forked tongue? yes please.

Haxley - meow.

Kinshack - so uptight... I could fix that.

Mekthros - bad boy sorcerer with a good void.

Truekillr - naughty priest.

Cappurnicus - hot nerdy ranger.


KIA

[Edited on 11-20-2004 by Kia]

[TheRoseLady]

I have been thinking and thinking on this, I guess I don't find many characters very sexy.

But...

Reife - what is there not to like.
Aurien - The smoothest talker my characters have ever met.
Rhys - There's just something about him.

[Aasterinian]

First...

If I could clone me, I'd so do me.

Avidleigh tops my list, she's the perfect counterpart.
Uniana is a close second, she should be right along Avidleigh. Hrrm, to solve that, both at once.
Charna, simply because she is too cute and I simply must defile that.
Raelee, human yeah, but you know them bookish types are closet kinks.

[EDIT]

I forgot to add Alisaire. That, should be enough said.

[Edited on 11-20-2004 by Aasterinian]

[DCSL]

Oh yeah. Left someone off. Mnar, the Mnargay. With his pale black.

[Chyrain]

Originally posted by DCSL

Originally posted by Chyrain
i'm LMFAO at this thread...but Lochlaen? heh *whistle*

Yes, Lochlaen!! His hair.. is sexy. I don't know why I'm the only one that sees it.

LOL! I was whistling because I've already been privy to the Lochlaen Mohawk Lovin'

neener neener. :lol:

[DCSL]

Oh yeah, and how was it!? As hot as I'd hoped? :heart:

[crazymage]

Grr i forgot celeri dont tell speaker

[Blosum]

Arkans

:devilsmile:

- Arkans

[Kuyuk]

Love thee that is Rivalyn.

[Chyrain]

Originally posted by DCSL
Oh yeah, and how was it!? As hot as I'd hoped? :heart:

yeah, he's alright.

:penis: :love: :penis:

Hey look, a dancing penis.

[Tater Salad]

Lets see

Celeri ( just cos)

Caralain (same as above)

Michiko ( she actually responds to me)

Naessi ( same as Michiko)

Lorissia

Mistytwilight

[Axhinde]

Hmm...Gothique most definetly. She's a nekkid dancing wood sprite..c'mon.

Jolena - Just to spite Stunseed. :lol: That and the red hair would look great on sheets.

Michiko - Just to shut her up.

That's it for now.

[Marl]

this guy is the hottest for the ladies or experimental men!




He appears to be an Elf.
He appears to be very young and taller than average. He has piercing crystal blue eyes and fair skin. He has shoulder length, straight white hair with a red streak running through it. He has a gaunt face, a straight nose and sharply-curved pointed ears.
He has a thin dark diamond ring in his lip, a black and grey flame tattoo that twists down to the back of his hand from a black six-tentacled star on his neck, and a crossed wands tattoo on his finger.
He is wearing a dappled brown leather jerkin, a rune wristlet, some rugged black boots, a gold-swept mithril wedding band, a silver-edged braided leather belt, a pair of dark silver-rimmed spectacles, a crimson-edged twisted dark silk cord clasped with a trio of lustrous black diamonds, an ancient blackened wand case encircled with slender sprigs of belladonna, a void-black conjurer's hat, a blackened leather satchel with a thick-braided silver cord, a stained black alchemy cloak, a blue vultite Brigatta wristlet, some black spidersilk pants, a void-black alchemy bag secured by a sturdy vaalin padlock-shaped clasp, a carved obsidian clasp, an ancient blackened harness, and a void-black length of spidersilk edged in crimson and clasped together by three lustrous black diamonds,

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Hey look, a dancing penis.

Well Stanley I think that means you should stop rubbing it.

[Galleazzo]

Dayum. I almost nailed Lavinnia once, but then her fiancee logged in. Sjhe was a total hottie.

Now me, I'd do Uniana in a country moment. She's a screamer I bet. And I'd do Laleena too, but I want to tie her up first.

:master:

[Shari]

<starts furiously scribbling down names of these people to keep an eye out for>

I must be dense, because I don't recognize half the names listed here. :(

[radamanthys]

I think all of us menfolk her have to bow down and all hail the one who has us all beat in this department.

Yea, you guessed it. Candor.





*cowers*

[Kainen]

Originally posted by radamanthys
I think all of us menfolk her have to bow down and all hail the one who has us all beat in this department.

Yea, you guessed it. Candor.



*cowers*

Sheesh talk about hero worship :lol:

[radamanthys]

Haha. I forgot to realize that excessive sarcasm doesn't work online. Doubly so on message boards.

[Back]

I remember Candor. I always wondered about his compulsive need for adopted daughters.

[Eiderfleur]

No one :heart: the craziness that is Eiderfleur :cry:

You see Eiderfleur the Adept.
She appears to be a Paradis Halfling.
She appears to be very young and tiny. She has kaleidoscopic silver eyes and lily white skin. She has fuzzy, tangled violet hair with fuchsia-tipped spikes poking out at various angles. She has a delicate face, a button nose and pouting lips.
She has a deep blue triple moon tattoo on her neck, a bedraggled billy goat tattoo on her head, a triumphant halfling tattoo on her arm, and a silver half-moon ring in the middle of her nose.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a gold ring, a haphazardly decorated pouch, a rough hempen noose, some thick mithril manacles, some sinuous indigo casting leathers, some tiny rolton-kicker boots, a padlocked mithril collar, a crescent moon-etched flask, an enruned heavy canvas jacket, and a leather medication bag.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Eiderfleur
kaleidoscopic silver eyes There's your answer. :)

[Miss X]

I'd totally do Latrinsorms character! :)

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by Eiderfleur
kaleidoscopic silver eyes There's your answer. :)

Well I did ask for help on my feature alter and it is still in the process.......

If you feel you can improve on it PLEASE do... I wouldnt have created a post about it if I knew how to do it myself. :P

[Latrinsorm]

Just get rid of the kaleidoscopic. This may be just me, but I have enough trouble convincing myself I'm not hallucinating normally. I don't need crazy Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds eyes making it harder on me. If it was up to me, the only adjectives that eyes could have would be colors. (Then again, it's not up to me, and you should probably just do what you like and/or what you think is good. :))

Miss X makes me blush. Like that --> :blush:

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Just get rid of the kaleidoscopic. This may be just me, but I have enough trouble convincing myself I'm not hallucinating normally. I don't need crazy Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds eyes making it harder on me. If it was up to me, the only adjectives that eyes could have would be colors. (Then again, it's not up to me, and you should probably just do what you like and/or what you think is good. :))



Well I won't repeat the effect I was going for with the alter, was NOT meant to he Lucy in the sky with diamonds type effect.

But since there is a thread already with my asking for help about it I won't go on about it here. As for people wanting to do Eider... LOL they would have to be AS crazy as her if not more so. :)

[StrayRogue]

Probably Strata for the classiness. Otherwise it would have been Evelith, til she broke Stay's heart of course.

[Jenisi]

The hottest sisters in the game.

You see Great Lady Jenisi La'Ruka.
She appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
She appears to be very young and taller than average. She has seductive, gold-flecked emerald green eyes and dark skin. She has very long, curly dark brown hair pinned atop her head with dangling blonde spiral tendrils. She has a delicate face, a small nose and thin eyebrows. A small, perfectly shaped beauty mark adorns her pulchritudinous face.

You see Lady Jenith Zebhdiyah the Spellweaver.
She appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
She appears to be mature. She has flirtatious crystal-blue eyes and dark skin. She has long, upswept deep silver hair dangling in small tendrils. She has a softly sensual face, a delicate elegantly sloped nose and high distinctive cheekbones.

Jenisi knows what races/culters are the best to play.

- Arkans

[Jenisi]

culters eh?

[Kuyuk]

I'd make a map of Hawaii on the Jenisi/Jenith's face....


K.

[DCSL]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Probably Strata for the classiness. Otherwise it would have been Evelith, til she broke Stay's heart of course.

Aww, that warms my cold lil' heart! It'd warm Strata's too, if she had one. :heart:

[crazymage]

Full list since for some reason women get upset I didn’t list I’d do them!

Chica because shes kinky
Celeri shes so sexually deprived she’d hurt me
Cristalia is a minx
Gothique and her lil one Mykala
Jihna because she seems easy
Jenisi if she wasn’t a dirt elf
Toy if she’d stop stalking me
Aaysia because just saying it pisses off gothique
Michiko if I didn’t already have her in the stocks
And Natalie Portman

[Polariz]

:hump:

I'd be all over Damina but she has this thing for rangers.



:bananahit:


EDIT: Natalie Portman fo'shizzle

[Edited on 11-20-2004 by Polariz]

[Edited on 11-20-2004 by Polariz]

[Chyrain]

as for dudes i havent had the pleasure of smooching on in the game...uh...

POLARIZ
Tayre. <-- hahaha I've always wanted to sleep with a boyband guy who can sing banana phone in mexi...i mean spanish.

oh and I'd tear it up with Gothique if any of my girls liked da boobies.

not too many people make that big of an impression on any of my girls.

[Nakiro]

Thankfully no one has wanted to bang Nakiro yet.

You're all freaks!

[crazymage]

i'd have had added chyrain but she dumped me!

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by crazymage
Full list since for some reason women get upset I didn’t list I’d do them!

Chica because shes kinky
Celeri shes so sexually deprived she’d hurt me
Cristalia is a minx
Gothique and her lil one Mykala
Jihna because she seems easy
Jenisi if she wasn’t a dirt elf
Toy if she’d stop stalking me
Aaysia because just saying it pisses off gothique
Michiko if I didn’t already have her in the stocks
And Natalie Portman

Not that I disagree with the original sentence but what Sergey really ment to type was "Jihna: Because I'm a sick little man that likes to be bent over for hot shemale buttlovin." kthnx

Oh, and Sergey, btw, sleeping someone just to get some booty is considered sad, even in Gemstone. ;)

All I gots ta say. :D

Originally posted by Jenisi
culters eh?

I think we both know we meant cultures. I'd like to take this time to point out how someone spelled JOSEPH in a certain signature.

- Arkans

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
[Oh, and Sergey, btw, sleeping someone just to get some booty is considered sad, even in Gemstone. ;)


Gemstone GHB?

Jorddyn

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Arkans
I'd like to take this time to point out how someone spelled JOSEPH in a certain signature.

- Arkans

Pwned!!!!1111oneoneone

[crazymage]

she was asking for it !!

[The Cat In The Hat]

[Edited on 6-21-2005 by The Cat In The Hat]

[Chadj]

I'd love to cyber Aone... again.

Needless to say, I'd do Aone if he were real, too.

[Edited on 11-21-2004 by Chadj]

[Chyrain]

Originally posted by crazymage
i'd have had added chyrain but she dumped me!


i wouldn't have had to if you didn't constantly scroll my screen and fuck up my scripts, weenie!

[crazymage]

sounds like you'd do me !

[MdnightDream]

My top 5:

Sergey - cause he's so grumpy all the time. I could cheer him up.
Torthure - for a dead guy, he's hot!
Ardwen - cause I :heart: power
Victorae - ditto above
Various giantman warriors I've known... mmm...

[crazymage]

im not grumpy wtf, and who are you!

[MdnightDream]

Aww, see Sergey... so grumpy! Lemmie fix that for ya.

[crazymage]

i want off any list scam boy victoraes on!

:lolwave:

I'd do any short trim lasses with horn-rimmed glasses.

[Drew]

Ok, be honest: who has had cyber-sex as a direct result of this thread?

[crazymage]

ask me when i see gothique next!

::puts on his wizard robe and hat.::

There, now you all have.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Chadj is so dead for starting that!

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by crazymage
ask me when i see gothique next!

Not gonna happen! You'll just have to find someone else to start your little perverted website with.

[Chyrain]

Originally posted by crazymage
sounds like you'd do me !

only because yer deaf!

</3 h8 h8 h8! </3

[LadyLuck]

1) The one I married in-game. First and foremost, else wouldn't have married him!
2) Again, the one I married.
3) Have to go with Nevik, know him personally. Lives nearby.
4) Erm... the one I married? Safe answer.
5) Jullius
6) Erm.... back to the one I married, I quit answering.

[Drew2]

Lalana. Duh.
Kalaman. Because he's hotz0r.


I can't think of anyone else who I haven't already done.

[Shari]

Oh, now that someone mentioned it. Nalina would do Aone. Cause, he's roguish and kinda...well a cute bad elf.




....uh, he is an elf, right?

[Edited on 11-22-2004 by Jesae]

[Drew2]

I'm pretty sure Aone is human.

[Drew]

Yeah, Aone is human.

[Amaron]

Hmm...



Talantris
Kilthal
Mekthros
Galesmight
Ponter
Tunder
Tellian
Koldeen
Antinymous


Think thats all

J

[Stunseed]

< Nalina would do Aone. >

You two could trade purses and everything!

[Kaishaku]

Uniana and/or Alisaire

Seperately, together, don't care.


Oh, and Aaster, already defiled bub. :>

[DCSL]

Tellian! Forgot about him. Yeah, he's a scoundrel and I love it.

[Fission]

Landrai
Ysharra
Alisaire
Dreen
Eaavan
Sayori
Uniana
Kasia
Gothique
Devilslove

and any combinations of the above, of course. Could probably make it way longer, but I have to work today, too.

[Edited on 11-22-2004 by Fission]

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Drew
Ok, be honest: who has had cyber-sex as a direct result of this thread?

Ahem. Like I said, sleeping people to get some booty dosnt count. So, umm, no one. :D

[Miss X]

Nevik is totally <3'd!

[crazymage]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit

Originally posted by Drew
Ok, be honest: who has had cyber-sex as a direct result of this thread?

Ahem. Like I said, sleeping people to get some booty dosnt count. So, umm, no one. :D

yes it DOES

[Caramia]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
The tastiest part of Nevik are his nipples.

-K

I love nibbling on Nevik's nipples!

[Caramia]

Originally posted by Backlash
I’d do Vif.

Nasty. That image makes me want to bathe my eyes out with sulphuric acid.

[MdnightDream]

I forgot about Tellian too. Replace Victorae with Tellian on my list. There, that's better!

[LadyLuck]

Originally posted by Caramia

Originally posted by SpunGirl
The tastiest part of Nevik are his nipples.

-K

I love nibbling on Nevik's nipples!

Gads, he's so popular. I'll have to call him later and embarass him. :D

[Aasterinian]

Originally posted by Kaishaku
Uniana and/or Alisaire

Seperately, together, don't care.


Oh, and Aaster, already defiled bub. :> Oh that fucking figures. You always ruin my fun :P

[Parkbandit]

Buncha fucking dwarf haters.

What is it? The hair? I can tell you this.. not everything on Falgrin is DWARVEN if you know what I mean.

He'll remember all this hate.. especially the next giant lass that walks right up to him.

[Eiderfleur]

Talking of Dwarves.... <3 Daegal, never interacted with Falgrin although I now have a little dwarven paladin <3 Grunting and belching! :) :) :)

Part Dwarven and part Gnomish, that's what the flower girl's been saying at least!

- Arkans

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Arkans
Part Dwarven and part Gnomish, that's what the flower girl's been saying at least!

- Arkans

She's a lying skank. It's part dwarven and part giant.

[CrystalTears]

I'm so tempted to start up again and make a dwarf just for Falgrin. :D

[Shari]

He's all short and dumpy. You need to make a non-dwarven char for my rogue to lust after, PB.

[MdnightDream]

Anyone ever seen this chick? Allyiah? She's got like a loincloth and whatever!

You see Lady Allyiah A'Lavante the Swordswoman.
She appears to be a Human of the Tehir tribes.
She appears to be in the bloom of youth and average height. She has fierce, black-outlined light sand-hued eyes and milky white skin. She has knee-length, tousled midnight black hair tinted tiger-orange at the tips and accented with a few silver-beaded braids. She has an oval face, a small nose and a narrow waist. A flawless star emerald is positioned between her eyes, which casts a sparkling ocean green sheen across her face.
She has a primitive tiger claw tattoo on her arm, a pair of small ivory bone rings in the upper ridge of her left ear, a primitive spiral tattoo on her ankle, and a yellowed bone ring in her right eyebrow.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a pair of sooty tiger skin boots, a battle-worn tiger skin cloak, a bronzed rune-etched armband, a fur-trimmed golden eagle prayer-feather, a fringe-handled tawny hawk prayer-feather, a thigh-length tiger skin loincloth, a low-slung tiger skin knife belt with ancient tribal symbols tooled along its length, a fur-lined tiger hide satchel, a tiger striped fur pouch, a tiger-skin treasure bag, a sturdy tiger hide weapon sling clasped with a miniature imflass falchion, a delicate vaalin chain bracelet, a fitted black suede half-bodice, and a polished tiger's tooth set into a disk of smooth ivory.

[4a6c1]

Holey skinless tiger batman!

**Allyiah was the villian in this episode of BATMAN, where she left all the tigers in Elanthia without stripes**

Otherwise, I'd say the loincloth is teh hawt and her features are awesome.

[BrainSucky]

Of the guys-
Nevrek
Serescion
Wulfhen

Of the girls-
Aramana
Lysistrata
Uniana

I'm sure that all would allow an interesting experience, to say the least.

[Chelle]

I love that tribal amazon woman outfit. Shes hot. Though milky white skin doesn't fit. It should be tanned or bronze since shes an outdoorsy hunter.

[Edited on 11-27-2004 by Chelle]

[MdnightDream]

You look closely at Allyiah, examining a fitted black suede half-bodice. This bodice has been crafted from soft black suede and cut short to reveal the midriff. The garment is really no more than a swath of suede that ties in the back with a simple knot. The black material effectively slims while also accentuating the curves. The edges of the suede have been folded over and stitched with ivory thread to hold the form of the half-bodice and emphasize the low neckline and high hem.

You look closely at Allyiah, examining a thigh-length tiger skin loincloth. The loincloth has been tailored by expert hands and made to fall to mid-thigh. Cut with a sharp downward angle at the center of the hem in front and back, the loincloth accentuates the wearer's thighs. The waistband has been crafted from a soft band of black suede, and ties at the side in a simple knot.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Anticor

Don't ask

[Shalla]

Big giant, or a muscley human warriors wearing kilts. nuff said.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Hulkein
Limoj would do Michiko after a long hunt in Darkstone. :thumbsup: :D

Wow, I just discovered this thread. Michi and Limoj's chat yesterday while he was naked in the stocks just took on a whole new meaning! :wow:

[Hips]

Ulial (He's such a goody-goody, Michiko would make him bad :saint: )
Limoj (because... well... she thinks he's hot)
Axhinde (same as the two above, only not as much of a goody-goody.)
Kaeral (just because. Mmm, dark elves.)
Verrath / Desian (merchants)
Elrodin (another "just because." plus, he's hot.)
Lochlaen (it's the mohawk.)
Kazami (just because his wife was so snooty to Michiko)
Rhys (because I :heart: him)
Magnusn (because he keeps on threatening to do all sorts of naughty things to Michiko)
Stunseed (haha, Jolena would totally kill her for this. It's the kilt though.)

and... I'd do Michiko if I could. I think she's damn sexy.

She appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
She appears to have come of age and short. She has long-lashed, expressive twilight blue eyes and flawless, creamy skin. She has long, silky raven black hair that flows down her back, curling at the tips to brush against her hips. She has a finely contoured aristocratic face, an upturned nose and petite, delicate ears that taper to slight points. :heart:

[Edited on 11-27-2004 by GS3 Michiko]

[TMevellian]

Well, it may be a bit late, but all you females who listed me on your, umm...lists...should just swing by the Landing.

I, myself, am currently on the single sales block, so there's nothing standing in my way..

Heh. Though, honestly, thanks for the support. Nice to see my habits are respected.

And for those that haven't seen:

You see Tellian Mevellian.
He appears to be a Sylvankind of the Lassaran D'ahranal.
He appears to be youthful and average height. He has brooding green eyes and tanned skin. He has short, unkempt auburn hair with lighter streaks. He has an angular face, a classical nose and slightly upswept pointed ears.
He has a twine-etched dark steel ring in the upper ridge of his left ear.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a crystal amulet, a deeply tooled bronze vaalorn shield, a hunter green militia uniform jacket, a sigil-etched leather bracer, a bleached white cotton shirt, a gold ring, some fingerless leather gloves, a slashed olive green scabbard, a braided sable leather belt, some faded grey leather pants, and some knee-high leather riding boots.

~Tellian Mevellian, Jurist of the Eye, House of the Argent Aspis

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
Anticor

Don't ask

But I gotta ask.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
Anticor

Don't ask

But I gotta ask.

Doesn't mean I gotta tell!

[Jolena]

see! I knew you had a thing for the kilt Michiko! lol Although he doesn't wear it anymore, now Keyvon has it. Jolena converted stun to a shirtless, pants and rugged boots man :drool:

[Volstock]

Anticor....
Axhinde
Kadumi
Arkans

enough said

... plz do the opposite of living.

- Arkans

[Avei]

i'd totally do Cheslica...

((Would it be weird to have sex with myself?))

.... ((no.. that would probably be called masterbation))

[Edited on 11-29-2004 by Avei]

[nazrena]

I don't know who the hell 90% of the characters listed so far are. :-(

And I don't know how many of these are still around, (and some I'm sure haven't been around for a long time) but if they were, mmmn the things I'd do...

Wildebeest (spelled wrong I'm sure)
Xodor
Shakrean
Bladegirt (had such a huge crush on him, it's insane)
Starsnuffer
Chucho
Taksin

...I guess I need to play GS more often than once every 3 or 4 months...

And why are so many people saying Sergey??

[Kainen]

They want to seduce sergey into giving them that bodice.

[nazrena]

Sad.

[Chelle]

Ohh I remember Taksin! Nice to see you around Naz, thought you left for good. Bladegirt still visits GS from time to time.

[The Cat In The Hat]

I would do Chelle, not the character, but Chelle

[Chelle]

Aww how sweet. I would do you too! :hitit:

[Mistomeer]

Post video plz, tks.

[crazymage]

Originally posted by nazrena
And why are so many people saying Sergey??

BITCH :die:

[Miss X]

Yeah, wtf? :heart: Sergey!!

[Amaron]

bad Tellian....

I am telling a certain sylvan lass on you. Oh she doesn't have dibs but I am still telling her.


J

[BigBadBonar]

No one wanted to be pierced by Bonar? I could bring him back for such a special occasion.

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by BigBadBonar
No one wanted to be pierced by Bonar? I could bring him back for such a special occasion.

I'm sure all the ladies who have posted in this thread want exactly that, just not necessarily from your character.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm still disappointed no one wants to sex up Tayvin. :( :( :(

[Hips]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I'm still disappointed no one wants to sex up Tayvin. :( :( :(

He's married! And Michiko has sworn off hobbits. :P

[Betheny]

Who says Maimara isn't a sub??

[LilHellcat]

Lets see...I'd do

Kadumi of course.
Arshwikk.
Izalude *sorry sis , ducks* but I would!
Blaylock
Werileo
Vaktof
Tijay
Aaysia
Eider
Chalon
Raggler
Cylla *but shes family in game*
Silversi *she's also family in game*
so those two can't count.
Leloo

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by nazrena

And why are so many people saying Sergey??

Well, in my case, I liked him when I first met him, and always have. He's not so bad underneath, and it has nothing to do with anything he has or will have. I have never asked for anything from him, nor will I ever. I just like him because.

Good enough?

[Brattt8525]

I have had the chance to observe Arkans IG and my wizard just knows she could make him whimper for more! :yes:

Who did what to the who now?!

- Arkans

[Arshwikk]

This is a sick perverted thread, and I love it.

If I am thinking as my character thinks, being an elf and all, I would preferrably do other elves, because I am not going to endanger the purity of a perfect race.

Now, given that, I'll sell out to a dark elf sorceress in a heartbeat 'cause there's something sexy about scantily clad females with power over demons, amazonian giant types, and half-elves or humans....never a dwarf or halfling, too freaky.

Names:

Sukara...and I can't remember what race she is, so maybe I lied earlier...I love her personality.

Midnightmyst...obviously...scantily clad sorceress with power over demons.

Caren...sweetheart

Nitezor...no fashion sense, but certainly hot amazonian type.

Naamit...wicked cool

Werileo...he'd have to be the bitch though.

[Kadumi]

anyone else think kadesha is totally hot?

[LilHellcat]

Originally posted by Kadumi
anyone else think kadesha is totally hot?

You just like the beard rofl.

hot uNf with a dwarf chick.

[Arshwikk]

Originally posted by Kadumi
anyone else think kadesha is totally hot?

If she wasn't a dwarf.

Oh yeah, and Kaedra...she has my arrows

[Czeska]

It's the rhythm of the names ... Kadumi.. Kadesha...

Ok bad visuals, eye gouging, carry on..

[Naomi Chan]

Marlu, yes definately Marlu! ;)

[Keller]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I'm still disappointed no one wants to sex up Tayvin. :( :( :(

You should check out Jerry Springer forums. You'd have more luck there.

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by LilHellcat
Lets see...I'd do

Kadumi of course.
Arshwikk.
Izalude *sorry sis , ducks* but I would!
Blaylock
Werileo
Vaktof
Tijay
Aaysia
Eider
Chalon
Raggler
Cylla *but shes family in game*
Silversi *she's also family in game*
so those two can't count.
Leloo


OMG YOU PERVERT!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!

heehee

[Amaron]

Have to do Eiderfleur


I'll bet she would yell OODDLLES!

duck

J

who is tired so very tired

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Naomi Chan
Marlu, yes definately Marlu! ;)

Mularos has got to be HAWT in bed. But the pillow talk would suck.

:D

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Amaron
Have to do Eiderfleur


I'll bet she would yell OODDLLES!

duck

J

who is tired so very tired


OMG That is so wrong!

Poor little Eiderfleur!!!1!11

She would NOT be screaming oodles!



[OOC]-You: "OMG now Amaron said this... Have to do Eiderfleur "
[OOC]-You: "I'll bet she would yell OODDLLES! "
[OOC]-You: "FEH!"
[OOC]-Adredrin: "Eider, where should I hunt after temple?"
[OOC]-Culghuun: "I don't suppose anyone here would want to cosign a $6000 student loan with me?"
[OOC]-You: "Eider would NOT yell oodles during sex!!! FEH!"
[OOC]-Elwould: "tower"
[OOC]-Zali: "laugh"
[OOC]-Adredrin: "LOL "Oodles..OOdless..OODLESSSSSS!!!""
[OOC]-Daegal: "She'd probably growl and snarl. And bite."
[OOC]-Lochlaen: "OODLESCOCK WOOOO MAIA HEEEE"
[OOC]-You: "feh"
[OOC]-Adredrin: "rofl"
[OOC]-You: "you guys suck so much ass! Poor poor eider!"
[OOC]-Plo: "She'd be squealing a lot i bet!"
[OOC]-Ganalon: "lol"
[OOC]-Daegal: "You'd have to duct tape her claws or your arms would be all scratched up. Like a cat."
[OOC]-Adredrin: "then she'd bark, and snarl. :("
[OOC]-Plo: "When the guy finishes she would ROAR!"
[OOC]-You: "Eider R NOT a character in DELIVERANCE!!!!"
[OOC]-Anticor: "Naw she'd do what she's told."
[OOC]-Plo: "More ooodles SEXY!"
[OOC]-Ganalon: "gonna make you squeal like a pig!"
[OOC]-Lochlaen: "she would bark like a dog"
[OOC]-You: "lol"
[OOC]-Culghuun: "Eider loves it in the butt."
[OOC]-You: "feh"
[OOC]-Culghuun: "I know from experience."
[OOC]-Ganalon: "oodles banjo sex"


Feh I say!

After I got done with Klaive, he wouldn't walk straight for a week.

- Arkans

:weird:
:weird::weird::weird::weird:

[Fission]

After I got done with Klaive, he wouldn't walk straight for a week.

- Arkans

Assuming he does in the first place.

:O

[Fission]

10 more, it's a long day at work today.

Tiffaine
Lunafleur
Selania
Kestlyn
Bastiara
Itonje
Wispie
Allequerie
Synclaere
Nevea

PS and Eider, since she'd scream oodles

:yes:

[Stunseed]

I'd hit the following.

Jolena
Gothique
Michiko
Kasia
Jihna

Also, I think Miranne's pretty hawt, too.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Arkans
After I got done with Klaive, he wouldn't walk straight for a week.

- Arkans

:weird:
:weird::weird::weird::weird:


Am I the only one that was disturbed with Arkan's exit from the closet? Especially since he targetted Klaive as his interest??


Creeped me out.

Someone's about to find out why the call me "King Kelbasa"

- Arkans

[Edited on 12-17-2004 by Arkans]

[Amaron]

Originally posted by Arkans
Someone's about to find out why the call me "King Kelbasa"

- Arkans

[Edited on 12-17-2004 by Arkans]


That is Soooo wrong in many ways and yes it creeped me out too...

[Amaron]

Originally posted by Eiderfleur

Originally posted by Amaron
Have to do Eiderfleur


I'll bet she would yell OODDLLES!

duck

J

who is tired so very tired


OMG That is so wrong!

Poor little Eiderfleur!!!1!11

She would NOT be screaming oodles!



[OOC]-You: "OMG now Amaron said this... Have to do Eiderfleur "
[OOC]-You: "I'll bet she would yell OODDLLES! "
[OOC]-You: "FEH!"
[OOC]-Adredrin: "Eider, where should I hunt after temple?"
[OOC]-Culghuun: "I don't suppose anyone here would want to cosign a $6000 student loan with me?"
[OOC]-You: "Eider would NOT yell oodles during sex!!! FEH!"
[OOC]-Elwould: "tower"
[OOC]-Zali: "laugh"
[OOC]-Adredrin: "LOL "Oodles..OOdless..OODLESSSSSS!!!""
[OOC]-Daegal: "She'd probably growl and snarl. And bite."
[OOC]-Lochlaen: "OODLESCOCK WOOOO MAIA HEEEE"
[OOC]-You: "feh"
[OOC]-Adredrin: "rofl"
[OOC]-You: "you guys suck so much ass! Poor poor eider!"
[OOC]-Plo: "She'd be squealing a lot i bet!"
[OOC]-Ganalon: "lol"
[OOC]-Daegal: "You'd have to duct tape her claws or your arms would be all scratched up. Like a cat."
[OOC]-Adredrin: "then she'd bark, and snarl. :("
[OOC]-Plo: "When the guy finishes she would ROAR!"
[OOC]-You: "Eider R NOT a character in DELIVERANCE!!!!"
[OOC]-Anticor: "Naw she'd do what she's told."
[OOC]-Plo: "More ooodles SEXY!"
[OOC]-Ganalon: "gonna make you squeal like a pig!"
[OOC]-Lochlaen: "she would bark like a dog"
[OOC]-You: "lol"
[OOC]-Culghuun: "Eider loves it in the butt."
[OOC]-You: "feh"
[OOC]-Culghuun: "I know from experience."
[OOC]-Ganalon: "oodles banjo sex"


Feh I say!


:rofl:


Sorry Eider.. I couldn't resist.

She says Oodles to everything.

I can hear it now.

" You having oodles big cock."

Ok work this week was stressful and you were my stress release....

I love the character.

hugs

J

[Darnell]

Originally posted by Amaron

Originally posted by Arkans
Someone's about to find out why the call me "King Kelbasa"

- Arkans

[Edited on 12-17-2004 by Arkans]


That is Soooo wrong in many ways and yes it creeped me out too...

I'm going to have agree with you on that.

D

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Amaron

:rofl:


Sorry Eider.. I couldn't resist.

She says Oodles to everything.

I can hear it now.

" You having oodles big cock."

Ok work this week was stressful and you were my stress release....

I love the character.

hugs

J


Heheh

Thanks for the compliment. It's great to hear about people who appreciate your character/roleplay/etc, and if I can make someone chuckle by something I do in game then that's an extra bonus. :)

As for Oodles big cock...... Hmmmmmmm Well I don't know if Eider would know it was a cock, she'd probably whip out her runestaff and show the bloke the double headed black mamba wrapped around it and introduce "Legs" to his penis, at which point he would probably run, screaming from the room.

:lol: :saint:

[The Cat In The Hat]

Kinky... :heart:

[4a6c1]

" You having oodles big cock."

:lol2:

Thats just wrong.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Stunseed
I'd hit the following.

Jolena
Gothique
Michiko
Kasia
Jihna

Also, I think Miranne's pretty hawt, too.


haahaa Jolena, your man wants me! :lol:

[Jolena]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat

haahaa Jolena, your man wants me! :lol:


Teehee, yeah but you'd run away with Jolena if you could so Stun loses either way.

Also..I'd like to add a few more to my list!

Kasia-- cause dayum she's sexy with all that ivasian charm she's got

Arshwikk-- just cause I'd love to take that perpetual smirk off of his face while being able to give it BACK to him every single time I saw him afterwards haha

that's all I can think of right now I'm sure there will be more.

I'd have kinky rabid warbunny alter sex with GM Kyalia. :spin:

Originally posted by Kadumi
anyone else think kadesha is totally hot?

The beard would cut down on nutsack friction if she was obliged to give oral. Totally hot there.

[Naomi Chan]

I am glad I am not stuck in a Silvergate room with you people.

[4a6c1]

Perhaps you should be. bwahahaha. :devil:

[Vixen]

Kasia is sweet an innocent, I don't know what anyone is talking about... really.

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Stunseed
I'd hit the following.

Jolena
Gothique
Michiko
Kasia
Jihna

Also, I think Miranne's pretty hawt, too.

Does this mean I'm going to have to buy a wooden rod from somewheres? :D

[Stunseed]

< Does this mean I'm going to have to buy a wooden rod from somewheres? >

Plenty of rod available, none extra needed. :smug:

[4a6c1]

Yes. I was implying....Oh nevermind. Use your imagination.

:lol:

[Stunseed]

I KNOW what you were implying. That's not my bag, and the original post still stands.....There's no need for any extra rod. Unless it's on a wall and there's some means of bondage that might tickle your fancy. :beer:

[LilHellcat]

Originally posted by Fission
10 more, it's a long day at work today.

Tiffaine
Lunafleur
Selania
Kestlyn
Bastiara
Itonje
Wispie
Allequerie
Synclaere
Nevea

PS and Eider, since she'd scream oodles

:yes:


How you doin :smilegrin:

~ Player of Nevea~

[Amaron]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
" You having oodles big cock."

:lol2:

Thats just wrong.



Ugh now my in game partner wants to know all about this eider I keep teasing.. Going to have to introduce them.

J

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Amaron

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
" You having oodles big cock."

:lol2:

Thats just wrong.



Ugh now my in game partner wants to know all about this eider I keep teasing.. Going to have to introduce them.

J


See!!!! See what you've all started now? FEH!! Eider will NOT say Oodles big cock to anyone! Feh!

Hmmmm Think I should wear my disk costume so he will recognise me? heh

[Amaron]

Yeah sure that thing is kinky with all the wires and stuff hanging from it.

J

[Showal]

Originally posted by Fission
10 more, it's a long day at work today.

Tiffaine
Lunafleur
Selania
Kestlyn
Bastiara
Itonje
Wispie
Allequerie
Synclaere
Nevea

PS and Eider, since she'd scream oodles



Oh man ... Synclaere? haha she's so innocent that it just seems wrong

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Stunseed
I KNOW what you were implying. That's not my bag, and the original post still stands.....There's no need for any extra rod. Unless it's on a wall and there's some means of bondage that might tickle your fancy. :beer:

Applicable Office Space-inspired quote of the day:

Yeeeeah. If you could just bend over and take it...that would be greeeeat. Thanks. <insert coffee sipping and hip thrusting motions here>

:wasntme:

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit

Originally posted by Stunseed
I KNOW what you were implying. That's not my bag, and the original post still stands.....There's no need for any extra rod. Unless it's on a wall and there's some means of bondage that might tickle your fancy. :beer:

Applicable Office Space-inspired quote of the day:

Yeeeeah. If you could just bend over and take it...that would be greeeeat. Thanks. <insert coffee sipping and hip thrusting motions here>

:wasntme:


ROFL

Office Space soooo kicks ass!!!!

Don't forget to do the OH face OH OH OH *insert hip thrusting* hehehehe

You are hereby sentenced to life in federal pound me in the ass prison.

[Souzy]

It's been so long since I've played, but let me try to remember...

Lochlaen - He's such a sweetheart
Loclan - of course
Tijay - of course
Kalaman - damn right
Calean - don't know why, but yeah
Lugubrious - yup
Maliku
Malokii? - the original
Solarinus
Dammit I forgot the rest...

It's so hard to say "do" cos they're all texted based...but they all come off pretty interesting to me on how they are RP.

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Lalana
It's been so long since I've played, but let me try to remember...

Lochlaen - He's such a sweetheart
Loclan - of course
Tijay - of course
Kalaman - damn right
Calean - don't know why, but yeah
Lugubrious - yup
Maliku
Malokii? - the original
Solarinus
Dammit I forgot the rest...

It's so hard to say "do" cos they're all texted based...but they all come off pretty interesting to me on how they are RP.


Don't forget that Merchant that was outside the dais!!!!1111

The giantman whose sandals you kept admiring and wiggling your eyebrows at!!!!!

Remember when you said something along the lines (after inspecting his sandals) "You sure do have some big sandals there! You know what they say about a man who wears big sandals!!!" "Big feet"


I was pissing myself laughing that night.

[Eiderfleur]

It's a conspiracy!!!!!!111


Aone whispers, "Say...if there were a very large rooster, what would you call it?"

You quietly whisper to Aone, "Hehehe Oodles big cock!!!!!"

[Artha]

That's not how I remember it happening :smug:

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Artha
That's not how I remember it happening :smug:


Goddamnit!!! Remove that quote!!!! It's a bloody conspiracy!! That never happened!!!!!!!!1111111111


Lies!

[Amaron]

Hahahaha Eider....


Oodles OOoooodles baaaby !

[Fission]

Hmmmm Think I should wear my disk costume so he will recognise me? heh

So... when you dress up like a disk, does that mean you bob up and down a lot, too?

:D

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Fission

Hmmmm Think I should wear my disk costume so he will recognise me? heh

So... when you dress up like a disk, does that mean you bob up and down a lot, too?

:D


GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!11111

I did the bobbing up and down thing at the costume contest! Eider does not bob up and down and most certainly will not be doing any bobbing, especially while saying Oodles big cock!


*mutter*

[Czeska]

I read that completely out of context, and it scared and amused me to the point where I will not read the rest of the thread now in order to understand it.
Carry on.

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Czeska
I read that completely out of context, and it scared and amused me to the point where I will not read the rest of the thread now in order to understand it.
Carry on.


LoL The disk costume in question is Eider's disguise for sneaking into the Obsidian Tower, which she has done so now on one occasion. Muhahahaha.

Also she wore it at Ebon Gate and won the costume contest.

an unconvincing floating disk costume fashioned from paper mache and twisted wire

Hence the bobbing up and down reference.

Feh why am I explaining myself!!
Eider R INNOCENT!

[Kainen]

Originally posted by Eiderfleur
It's a conspiracy!!!!!!111


Aone whispers, "Say...if there were a very large rooster, what would you call it?"

You quietly whisper to Aone, "Hehehe Oodles big cock!!!!!"

I have a rooster statuette that I was going to give to this guy I dont like, if you want it you can have it :whistle:

GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!11111

I did the bobbing up and down thing at the costume contest! Eider does not bob up and down and most certainly will not be doing any bobbing, especially while saying Oodles big cock!


*mutter*

Well it would be kind of hard to exclaim your signature slogan with a mouth full... Hm, nevermind, I'll get back to that one later.

[Amaron]

Hahahahaha Eider!!!!

Smooch we love you!


some more than others it seems.

Oodles big cockies

[Eiderfleur]

Sheesh!

:club:

Well if you can't beat em, join em!
:bananahit:

Oodles big cock! :penis:

[Killer Kitten]

Originally posted by Nakiro
Thankfully no one has wanted to bang Nakiro yet.

You're all freaks!

Beau woulda done Nakiro. Mostly 'cause he gives the impression he wouldn't piss her off by falling in love or anything.

heh

Kimm

[Chyrain]

I would like to add to my list:

Plo
Dazmar
Arxis and
Jaken

at the same time.

oh and Alyssea...just for the extra spice.

[Edited on 12-21-2004 by Chyrain]

[hectomaner]

thats what i'm fucking talkin about

[Teveriel]

Er..wow. I'd have to say Viria, honestly.

[vycette]

OOh, here's a topic worth registering for! :D Hmm, let's see...

A#1 is Mnar... unf
Ketum, even if he's a bit on the skinny side
Everthorn, of course
Aurien, smoothest talking bastard ever
Briars, cause c'mon we all love the pink
Bladegirt, he was my first GS crush (so hot!)
Starsnuffer, arrr!
Joshell, I guess I like stuck up faendryl
Ravenstorm, stripping off ALL those clothes would be worth it, mm
Lylia, god she was uber
Evelith, cause she's so damn sechsi

~E

[4a6c1]

HAHAHAHAHA

Someone post the log of Eider bobbing up and down so I can cry/laugh to sleep tonight. I know one of yous has it.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Eiderfleur
Don't forget that Merchant that was outside the dais!!!!1111

The giantman whose sandals you kept admiring and wiggling your eyebrows at!!!!!

Remember when you said something along the lines (after inspecting his sandals) "You sure do have some big sandals there! You know what they say about a man who wears big sandals!!!" "Big feet"


I was pissing myself laughing that night.

LMAO! Yeah I was so bored that day, I needed to bother someone and there he was. I lost that damn log it was so funny I was cracking up in my chair. Dammit...I thought I sent it to you!

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Lalana

Originally posted by Eiderfleur
Don't forget that Merchant that was outside the dais!!!!1111

The giantman whose sandals you kept admiring and wiggling your eyebrows at!!!!!

Remember when you said something along the lines (after inspecting his sandals) "You sure do have some big sandals there! You know what they say about a man who wears big sandals!!!" "Big feet"


I was pissing myself laughing that night.

LMAO! Yeah I was so bored that day, I needed to bother someone and there he was. I lost that damn log it was so funny I was cracking up in my chair. Dammit...I thought I sent it to you!


You have but since then my computer decided to be a bitch and Ive long since reformatted :( I was cracking up that night!!