snivels and michaelous, so smart

[Meth]

i know how much u people love michaelous

>att mich
You swing a zorchar-edged vultite mattock at Michaelous!
AS: +420 vs DS: +135 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +35 = +356
... and hit for 82 points of damage!
Left leg mangled horribly.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.
>stance def
...wait 1 seconds.
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
Snivels leaps from hiding to attack!
Snivels swings a translucent vultite-alloy quarterstaff at Methalny!
AS: +356 vs DS: +100 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +66 = +348
... and hits for 137 points of damage!
Crushing blow to the spine!
Methalny slumps to the ground.

* Methalny drops dead at your feet!

The bright luminescence fades from around Methalny.
The deep blue glow leaves Methalny.
The dim aura fades from around Methalny.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Methalny suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Methalny.
Methalny becomes solid again.
Methalny seems a bit less imposing.
The powerful look leaves Methalny.
The light blue glow leaves Methalny.

A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Snivels has committed murder!"

>
Killmanji just arrived.
>
Killmanji just went south.
>
* Methalny just bit the dust!
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>at sniv
You swing a zorchar-edged vultite mattock at Snivels!
AS: +420 vs DS: +92 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +81 = +453
... and hit for 152 points of damage!
Hard hit shatters shield arm.

* Snivels drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Snivels.
Snivels seems to lose an aura of confidence.
Snivels seems to lose some dexterity.
Snivels seems a bit less imposing.
The air about Snivels stops shimmering.
Snivels seems to lose some internal strength.
The light blue glow leaves Snivels.
Snivels returns to normal color.

A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Methadun has committed murder!"

Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.
>
The ghostly voice of Snivels says, "Ack."
>
* Snivels just bit the dust!
>at mich
...wait 2 seconds.
>
Treden says, "Haha."
>
The ghostly voice of Snivels exclaims, "Wrong metha!"
>
Keller gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Zephyrean just arrived.
>
Keller gestures at Michaelous.
The glazed look leaves Michaelous.
>at mich
You swing a zorchar-edged vultite mattock at Michaelous!
AS: +420 vs DS: +74 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +37 = +419
... and hit for 123 points of damage!
Crushing blow to the spine!
Michaelous slumps to the ground.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

[StrayRogue]

How the hell did you get your AS so high? Last time I checked it was in the mid-300's.

[Meth]

been huntin my ass off and who are ya

[StrayRogue]

You got me killed a few times in Pyro's, is all I'll say ;)

That kind of swift advancement really reminds me how lazy I am.

[4a6c1]

Snivels is the only consistently roleplayed evil halfling I know of and I always enjoy interaction with him. Post the rest of the log so we can get the whole story, k?

[Meth]

i dont have the whole log, ive killed him several times, an empath on teras healed him and he kilt em, so i've hated him since, so i kill him when I see him....and for rogue...people die all the time in pyros wit me, gonna have to narrow it down

[StrayRogue]

Thats nothing you should be proud of, heh.

[Meth]

not my fault their weak!

[Drew]

Methadun is highlighted on my "kill on sight" list for being one of Thoranios lackeys. I like him less than I like Michaelous.

[Chadj]

Uhh, I fucking HATE the people that help that Michaelous idiot out. He'll come and attack me, and then I'll stun him. They WATCHED him attack me, and unstun him.. this continues till I get fed up, and kill them both. And they'll say "what did I do?", even after I warn them several times. Some people are just retarded.

[Meth]

drew who are ya, maybe i get ya before ya get me, if u can play fair

[Drew]

You've already gotten my character several times, I don't highlight people just for being idiots, sorry if I didn't make that clear.

[Keller]

Methadun is in the "I bought a high level warrior so now I look for people to kill" category on my highlight list. It's pink, for supreme pussy.

[Axhinde]

I hunted with him a few times on Teras. He was about 40, though at the time.

[Meth]

for your info, I didnt buy Meth, Ive been playing him since he was 0, u can think what u want, i've roleplayed him the same way since he was 0, and several people can back me up, and if im such a 'supreme pussy' why not reveal yourself

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Chadj
Uhh, I fucking HATE the people that help that Michaelous idiot out. He'll come and attack me, and then I'll stun him. They WATCHED him attack me, and unstun him..

You mean like you unstunned Reltov because he asked on Psinet?

[Meth]

and since when is 50 a high level character?

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Meth
and since when is 50 a high level character?

When you are 20

[Meth]

now reltov is someone who seems like one of them bought guys who kills everyone, but maybe im wrong

[Meth]

i guess, but 50 isnt high level, i figure 80+ is high level

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Meth
i guess, but 50 isnt high level, i figure 80+ is high level


DAMNIT two more levels till I'm high level :)

[Keller]

Originally posted by Meth
for your info, I didnt buy Meth, Ive been playing him since he was 0, u can think what u want, i've roleplayed him the same way since he was 0, and several people can back me up, and if im such a 'supreme pussy' why not reveal yourself

Sorry bro. I figured since Jaelus was sold, so was Methadun. I almost bit my tongue on the jersey location -- but there are a lot of fucking people in that state.

And 50 is high-level when Michaelous is 35. I watched the fight and even I stood up for Pussykins. I just thought you were bullying. My most sincere apologies if you were not.

[BigBadBonar]

omg, keller standing up for pussykins?!?! what has the world come to?

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Meth
for your info, I didnt buy Meth, Ive been playing him since he was 0, u can think what u want, i've roleplayed him the same way since he was 0, and several people can back me up, and if im such a 'supreme pussy' why not reveal yourself

Two things:

1) Type your posts in word and let the spell check and grammar check do their work.

2) Anticor Rifling, that's just a preemptive "revealing" of myself since it seems your only recourse in any kind of post directed at you is to slander(or is it libel I always get that one confused) and pull the "U R hiding behind a blanket of anonymity" card.

3) Just from what I've seen on these boards in reference to you it seems that you teeter precariously between the euphemisms of train wreck and muffin, take your pick.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Keller
Methadun is in the "I bought a high level warrior so now I look for people to kill" category on my highlight list. It's pink, for supreme pussy.

Ok... that's simply funny.

As far as Methadun goes.. not sure who owns him now.. but the name is certainly on Falgrin's list of favorite marks.

And it's 'Favorite marks'.. not as in the character is roleplayed well.. but as in this character is a dumbass and usually has his pockets wide open.

[Meth]

oh anticor sorry if i didnt type my shit perfect for you, ill take my time next from now on, just for you, dickhead

[Drew]

Originally posted by Meth
now reltov is someone who seems like one of them bought guys who kills everyone, but maybe im wrong

Reltov is bought, he does the same sort of idiotic stuff Methadun does. You two would get along.

[Chadj]

When did Michaelous become 35? Haha, he's older than me, and I've been pwnninating him? Meh.

Anyways, I don't see how Meth looks too great in this.

[Meth]

im not great, i suck :rolleyes:

[Xenostrus]

Michaelous is 35!! So I been owning someone older than me this whole time. I thought he was at least my train (28).

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Meth
oh anticor sorry if i didnt type my shit perfect for you, ill take my time next from now on, just for you, dickhead

Translated:

Please beat me up because I'm a little muffin that lets my mouth write checks my ass can't cash.

[Meth]

are you kidding me? meth would fucking pound anticor, lemme know if your man enough to handle it, if not, shut the fuck up

[Nieninque]

I dont think you are going to pound him with a limp wristed swing like that...

[Meth]

in time...

[Chadj]

Wow, meth, you really make yourself look stupid as hell by threatening due to things said over a message board. Seriously. Anticor could wipe the park with your ass, no problem. And I know Anticor could do that with a few of his characters. So please, stop trying to look big with a little 50 train character, and stop being just generally stupid.

Thank you.

[Kainen]

AHAHAHA! Someone transfered the Park to the boards!

[Chadj]

Uh ohz!!!

[Meth]

yea, fuck off

[Kainen]

Originally posted by Meth
yea, fuck off

Can I do that later.. kinda busy at the moment :grin:

[Meth]

suuuuure, and sorry about that last post, i can get carried away...:P

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Meth
are you kidding me? meth would fucking pound anticor, lemme know if your man enough to handle it, if not, shut the fuck up


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

HAHAHAHAHA!

Dude just give me an in-game reason. And for future reference when I want shit from you I'll squeeze your head.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Bitch that's my line!

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Bitch that's my line!

When have you ever said that here?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

To Brattt, like a week ago.

That's it. I'm using the pain train from now on.

[AnticorRifling]

SOB pain train is from Terry Tate and I laid claim to it!!!

Back on topic:

Methadun you're a muffin and I'd beat you like I caught you breaking into my house.

[Shalla]

For some reason, Kazami even said that I used to play Methadun.. and I was like. what? :?:

[GSTamral]

<<<
Sorry bro. I figured since Jaelus was sold, so was Methadun. I almost bit my tongue on the jersey location -- but there are a lot of fucking people in that state.

>>>

Ok, let me address a couple things here.
1) Jaelus and methadun have nothing to do with one another.
Jason has never owned a methadun.

2) Jaelus is not sold, nor will he be anytime soon. Jaelus, the same jaelus that has been going to simucon since simucon 2 is still the same person. He happens to be one of my best friends outside the game, and he isn't currently around that often because he is busy planning for his wedding in january.

[Meth]

we can get down anticor...and for shalla, kazami cant even start, because kazami/kharhazz/nakiro is the zombie triplets, they try to kill me when im in landing, they have failed...well of course because i take off, they always come 3 deep and all older than me, i just laugh cuz they come all the way to the castle and im gone before they come :lol:

[Shalla]

Nakiro too?

[Meth]

well i cant say for sure, but nakiro is always with them, like, sleeping at tables and shit, and all 3 of them on or off at all times, but maybe Im wrong...highly doubtful...and im almost positive the name is Nakiro, but then again, my memory is shot

[Meth]

and i'll add kharhazz used to be a body of one of my close friends, and all of a sudden hes a dick to me, sold maybe? given away? definetely diff person

[Drew]

Yeah, Nakiro is a big MAer! :rolleyes:

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Meth
we can get down anticor...and for shalla, kazami cant even start, because kazami/kharhazz/nakiro is the zombie triplets, they try to kill me when im in landing, they have failed...well of course because i take off, they always come 3 deep and all older than me, i just laugh cuz they come all the way to the castle and im gone before they come :lol:

Nakiro MAs like you bathe. Which is to say not much if at all.

[Meth]

was that supposed to be an insult? i mean come on man, i seen u do better than that, give it a little more thought

[Keller]

meth, what was your clerics name?

[Meth]

jaehood

[Keller]

Got'cha. That's what I meant when I said Jaelus. Sorry to twist your panties in a bunch Tamral.

[Meth]

hehe

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Kainen
AHAHAHA! Someone transfered the Park to the boards!

:no::sniffle:

[Parkbandit]

And Meth.. you are probably better off fucking with idiots than to go after Anticor. You have as much chance of winning against him as you do against Falgrin... which is next to zero.

I remember one of Methadun's crew trying to kill me. He failed miserably. The response? "Try not to make my life a living hell like you can." My heart felt like an alligator after that.

- Arkans

[Meth]

yea thats true, i know u can be a real asshole, ill get ya...one day, maybe? :no: and ok falgrin, we see

[Meth]

but arkans, dont forget, a friend of mine did smash ya good, Galdorian ring a bell? not to mention you werent ready for it, but still, was funny

[Brattt8525]

Originally posted by Meth
but arkans, dont forget, a friend of mine did smash ya good, Galdorian ring a bell? not to mention you werent ready for it, but still, was funny

So your friend got him, and probably because he was not ready for it, big deal. YOU didn't get him.

[Meth]

no, really? did you not read Arkans' post about one of my people trying to kill him

[AnticorRifling]

Remember that one time when that one guy that wasn't me totally killed you? Yeah I didn't do it but man I was so the man because that happened. Wow I mean someone else, who would have seen that comming? Not me because I can't do it myself! But anyway I totally was like PWND in this biatch because that one guy who wasn't me decided to kill you why you were all not ready and whatever and since I wanted you to die and you did die I was like fear my ESP!

Respect.

[Meth]

...you really are a fucking jackass arent you?

[Fallen]

"Remember that one time when that one guy that wasn't me totally killed you?"

Priceless.

[Meth]

i thought it was pretty lame

[Lyonis]

If it was directed at me I doubt I would be singing its praise. Since it’s not, HA! That made me smile.

[Shari]

You should stick to the Tyco trucks, Meth. It seems its the only thing you're capable of playing with. ;)

[Kainen]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Remember that one time when that one guy that wasn't me totally killed you? Yeah I didn't do it but man I was so the man because that happened. Wow I mean someone else, who would have seen that comming? Not me because I can't do it myself! But anyway I totally was like PWND in this biatch because that one guy who wasn't me decided to kill you why you were all not ready and whatever and since I wanted you to die and you did die I was like fear my ESP!

Respect.

All I got to say is :lol::lol::lol:

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Remember that one time when that one guy that wasn't me totally killed you? Yeah I didn't do it but man I was so the man because that happened. Wow I mean someone else, who would have seen that comming? Not me because I can't do it myself! But anyway I totally was like PWND in this biatch because that one guy who wasn't me decided to kill you why you were all not ready and whatever and since I wanted you to die and you did die I was like fear my ESP!

Respect.


HAHAHAHAHAHA

Can I just say one thing.....


FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one111one

[Meth]

your right, I got pwned..