My own rap song (Based off of Eminems)

[Warclaidhm]

I just made this up. Basically its about my life and how I feel. I don't want to post it on the other forum because I want some constructive critism and the other forum has said the same exact thing as this forum.


My lyrics:

I'm sorry Dad
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry..
..But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.


My dad is always fuckin' around
Taking his rabbit and treatin' her right
Almost makes me wonder what if he got in a fight
With me, or someone else and his rabbit got hurt
Would he fuckin' blow up or take it cool and not get hurt?

I'm sorry Dad
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
C'mon
(2x)

My family makes me sick sometimes
Callin' the police and blowin' me off
They don't fuckin' care how I feel or how angry I show
They just want me arrested' and livin' somewhere else
'cause all they care is for their fuckin' pets and their selves

They don't know how I feel or anyone else
Their solution' to things is boot camp and work
Well, thats not right and it hurts
It only made me worse mom and dad, look, you should know
Look at me now, you think I'm fuckin' clowing around
You won't be when I fuckin' blow my head off and drown

I'm sorry Mama
I never mean't to hurt you
I never mean't to make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
C'mon (2x)

I feel depressed all the time
But why?
I can't figure it out
Maybe I'm insane? Or I should just grow up and get shot
I'm just fuckin' around and dissin' them too
But that's not the truth, that's not the way it really is, thats not the way I feel.
I really feel hurt, and my feelin's get covered up and twisted, I feel its the only way out, to find help or else, before I go too far and its out.

I hide them behind, my frusteration and all
My anger, my bitterness, my loneness as well
They don't understand that I'm not swell
I really feel bad, and can only hold it so long
Before I explode, and things get messy and wrong
Sometimes I can't help but feel angry
Sometimes its all too late
Sometimes I want to kick someones ass and feel fuckin' gay
Sometimes I want to go to jail because I feel its the only way out
Sometimes I feel suicidal and I feel its all sound
Ya know, its not cool to feel that way they say. They all think I'm crazy and psycho, but I think I'm lame.

I'm sorry moma,
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
but tonight, I'm cleanin' out my closet.
C'mon
(2x)


My parents think the military is the option
When I went to boot camp it said on the page
Depressed/suicidal kids aren't allowd
So they call them and blow me off anyway
They don't fuckin' care how I am
In fact today they said fuck you and reconnected me
They said if I if I get kicked out of school oh well
I can just fuck myself and get a GED
I can just join the navy and get killed
Who cares? No one, thats right.
I'm a fuckin genius and there's no one in sight.


I'm sorry Moma
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But to night, I'm cleanin out my closet
C'mon
(2x)

[Edited on 11-18-2004 by Warclaidhm]

[Edited on 11-18-2004 by Warclaidhm]

[Edited on 11-18-2004 by Warclaidhm]

...

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
...

:yeahthat:

:?:

Jorddyn

[SpunGirl]

My instinctual response here is not appropriate.

-K

[Latrinsorm]

Constructive criticism: Eminem sucks. Find a better role model. We've got a thread somewhere around here about good rappers.

[Lyonis]

I am amazed at how you can continually disturb me.

What happened to Eminem after the Marshal Mathers LP, he used to rap all that funny shit, now he's way to serious and all his shit sounds the same. Pissing me off.

Also Warclaidhm reminds me of that song ... Stan. Hehe.

[Marl]

first mistake, listening to Eminem
second mistake, asking for "constructive criticism" because I am sure you will get some.

I guess it took alot of thought to come up with that.....:?:good job:?:

[4a6c1]

WARBUNNY!

plz redo 'Ima Barbie Girl' and sing it and post the wav file. :D

[Xcalibur]

Dig in your passion the strength you need and continue.


Never give up.

[4a6c1]

Xcalibur = Santa Claus. I am so sure of it. That would even explain the bad english. HE SPEAKS NORTHPOLISH!!

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Xcalibur = Santa Claus. I am so sure of it. That would even explain the bad english. HE SPEAKS NORTHPOLISH!!

:rofl:mao

MAO DAMNIT.

[Snapp]

Everyone needs a hobby I suppose.

Dear Ardwen,

I psinet thought you, but you still ain't calling,

I left my blue crystal, bunny tattoo, and my claidhmore in the bottom...

[Snapp]

:rofl: Stanley!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

[Stunseed]

< he used to rap all that funny shit... >

This newest album he rips into Michael Jackson, Chris Reeves, Triumph, and there a couple of funny songs. One Shot, Two Shot is fucking hilarious.

[Chelle]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
WARBUNNY!

plz redo 'Ima Barbie Girl' and sing it and post the wav file. :D

Bwahaha!
:rofl: That would be hilarious.

[longshot]

I could understand Warclitoristhm loosing out to a dog or something...

but a rabbit??:lol:

[The Cat In The Hat]

Could that be why he has an in game obcession with bunnies?

[Chelle]

Is the bunny/rabbit thing a metaphor for something else?

[SpunGirl]

Unfortunately no, Chelle. According to some stuff he posted last night, not only is he an annoying fuckwit, but he's also a shithead animal abuser. Which is just GREAT.

-K

[Chelle]

I am glad I missed last nights fiasco, then.

[The Cat In The Hat]

You know, most serial murderers have a history of animal abuse.

Something to think about...

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
You know, most serial murderers have a history of animal abuse.

Something to think about...

My thoughts *exactly,* Cat.

-K

[Sean]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
You know, most serial murderers have a history of animal abuse.

Something to think about...

I'm having Gothika flashbacks.

On the song? I don't really know what to say warclaidhm. Perhaps its a good outlet maybe it's not. Just keep doing whatever makes you feel better, well as long as you stop infringing on the rights and boundries of others.

[Chelle]

It's kinda funny, but if you think about it its kind of unnerving. I cannot help but feel slightly disturbed by this.

[Dhuul]

you're not black

so you're just talking

it's not rap

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Chelle
It's kinda funny, but if you think about it its kind of unnerving. I cannot help but feel slightly disturbed by this.

Everything he's done up to this point is slightly disturbing. However, people that harm and abuse helpless animals are in a class of their own. They're the lowest of the low. I didn't think it was possible for my opinion of Warpeppersprayhm to sink any lower, but it has.

-K

[The Cat In The Hat]

It could be worse, it could be small children

[SpunGirl]

Equally helpless, equally cowardly behavior, equally low on the food chain. You're right, it's just as bad.

-K

[Drew]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Dear Ardwen,

I psinet thought you, but you still ain't calling,

I left my blue crystal, bunny tattoo, and my claidhmore in the bottom...

HAHAHAH, brilliant!

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
It could be worse, it could be small children

There is a correlation between people who abuse animals and people who abuse children.

People take personal, online posts and dismiss them, or view them with an apathetic nature.

I wonder how many tragedies could have/could be averted if people take some of these things a little more seriously.

But in all honesty, there's too many crazy people out there that most stuff is just plain BS.

But most people feel free to express their true 'inner-person' because the nature of the internet, while it can be personal, also offers people a barrier or limited anonymity that they don't feel in person.

I would be very concerned at this point, if I were this person's family/friend/and/or case worker

[Shadya]

In my opinion you can't steal someones work and re-write the verses. Try writing your own poetry/rap, it would at least be taken more seriously. Heh..well...probably not here..but you get the point.

[Nieninque]

And the winner of the Players Corner Best Rap Artist 2004 goes to.....























STANLEY BURRELL!!!!!!!

Give it up for Stanley!!!111

Get up here and take a bow Stanley....

I want to give a shout out to my man Warclaidhm for keeping the hm alive, my dog Kranar for reppin' the PC 2004 to infinity baby! Nieninque, I see you shorty.

Who I miss, Who I miss?

Oh yeah, one love to size six font.

Holler at my dog :spin: -- you still make me laugh.

Lil' rey-rey, mookie, shinaynay...

And all my dog food gangsters.

Dead or alive, we never die.

[Trinitis]

:lol2:

And a major shout out to all my wizards, warriors, paladins, sorcerers, clerics, rangers, empaths, rogues and bards. I see you.

Chillin' like major cold. Keep it ethereal.

[Trinitis]

OMG STOP!

Can't breath..

GASP!

/dies

[Nieninque]

:rofl:

[Drew]

Stanley, awesome!

Thanks man.

Gonna pour some death-rum on the sidewalk for all my homies went demonic.

[Drew]

We do it for all our boys locked up in the stocks. We ain't forgot about you Bobmuthol.

[Nieninque]

You spelt his name wrong...some fucking tribute that is

[Drew]

I'm a rapper, what kind of education do you expect me to have?

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Dear Ardwen,

I psinet thought you, but you still ain't calling,

I left my blue crystal, bunny tattoo, and my claidhmore in the bottom...


OMG Stan You crack me the fuck up!!! <33333

[DeV]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
I want to give a shout out to my man Warclaidhm for keeping the hm alive, my dog Kranar for reppin' the PC 2004 to infinity baby! Nieninque, I see you shorty.

Who I miss, Who I miss?

Oh yeah, one love to size six font.

Holler at my dog :spin: -- you still make me laugh.

Lil' rey-rey, mookie, shinaynay...

And all my dog food gangsters.

Dead or alive, we never die. Classic... :rofl:

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
And a major shout out to all my wizards, warriors, paladins, sorcerers, clerics, rangers, empaths, rogues and bards. I see you.

Chillin' like major cold. Keep it ethereal.

:lol:

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Chelle
It's kinda funny, but if you think about it its kind of unnerving. I cannot help but feel slightly disturbed by this.


SLIGHTLY??

Here... let me paint a more complete picture:

[SpunGirl]

Thanks a lot PB... I was just about to go to bed... now I'm gonna have nightmares. :cry:

-K

[BigBadBonar]

:shoot: :shrug:<-------- Warclaidhm

Join the navy

[Edited on 18-11-04 by Miss X]

[DeV]

Is that picture really of Warclaidhm? I don't want to assume just yet.

[4a6c1]

yup

[Nakiro]

I thought it wasn't totally bad!

Creative writting is a good way to release pent up emotion.

[SpunGirl]

.... right, Nakiro. As long as he doesn't foist it upon us. I won't be perusing any more Warpoethm threads with "my song," "my poem," etc in the title. I don't want to hear about how mad he is and how everyone is so unfair to him when he's off terrorizing innocent animals.

-K

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
Is that picture really of Warclaidhm? I don't want to assume just yet.

He posted that it was.. and then had the entire thread removed less than a day later.

[Nakiro]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
.... right, Nakiro. As long as he doesn't foist it upon us. I won't be perusing any more Warpoethm threads with "my song," "my poem," etc in the title. I don't want to hear about how mad he is and how everyone is so unfair to him when he's off terrorizing innocent animals.

-K

With all due respect, you are not obligated to read.

[SpunGirl]

Which is why I said I won't be in the future. This thread taught me my lesson.

-K

[Eiderfleur]

The pepper sparying rabbits was indeed very worrying.

As for the song, reminds me a lot of Stan, the song, not our favourite moustached poster here. :)

Also, I'm curious what your friends on that other message board had to say about the song lyrics Warclaidhm.

In many ways this might be a good outlet for your anger, better than resorting to physical violence, have you ever thought about taking up a sport, something like rugby or american football or whatever.

This isn't me being mean, but think of The Waterboy, if you channel your energies into something where you can be violent it might help with your anger and violence at home?

[DeV]

I give the rap 1 out of 5 mics.. and that's being generous. If I've said anything to offend you, I mean it. Rapping is not for you kid.

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
I give the rap 1 out of 5 mics.. and that's being generous. If I've said anything to offend you, I mean it. Rapping is not for you kid.

Warclaidhminem! KTHX

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Eiderfleur
This isn't me being mean, but think of The Waterboy, if you channel your energies into something where you can be violent it might help with your anger and violence at home?

Take up football and for a job be a club bouncer! :D

Seriously, you need to out more, dude.

[Nieninque]

Kevinhm,

Eminem is not really your style. He's a bit kinda....grown up.

I figured I would help you out and write a different song for you.

This one is to the tune of Britney Spears' Hit Me Baby.

--------------

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
You dont like me shagging your leg
Oh baby baby
Its Hearthstone I like to go
Without you Im better off dead

I can show you just how good it would be
Just the two of us selling to Elanthia

Just because

Chorus

My lust for you, is killing me
The way you broadcast "Think to me"
"think to me"
I think of you each time I can
This is my plan
Ardwen come and be my man

Dear Ardwen just take no notice of them
Old SHM and Falgrin
And Tayre is jealous so he doesnt like me too
He's scared I'll take you off of him

Sing Chorus

Oh baby, Ardwen
How was I supposed to know

I'll spend my life
Following wherever you go

I must confess
The rabbit's a mess
I'm killing it now
Dont you know I did it for you
I'll save you an ear
Just come join my plan
Ardwen come and be my man

Sing Chorus to Fade

Sing that a couple of times before you go to bed and you will feel so much better. You never know, it may just come true.

[Parkbandit]

LMAO.

I am thinking that Spears might even be above him. I was thinking Barney:


I love Ardwen
No one loves me
We are not a happy family
With a great big hump
on the left leg or the right
Won't you let me hump you too.

[Nieninque]

:rofl:

[Eiderfleur]

OMG Nein that is sooo fucking wrong! ROFLMAO

So catchy too! FUCK I CANT GET IT OUTTA MY HEAD!

yeah.. this was a fairly disturbing thread to begin with.. for those of you who didn't read my
'suicide, online comminty post', this situation is reminiscent of what a friend of mine did before killing himself.

his family basically ignored him, then he went online 'writing poetry' and other things, then took his life.. it has happened, and I am sure it will again.. regardless of what opinion people have of this person in question...

also, imagining telling someone to off themselves on a daily/weekly basis, and then they actually do it.. that's what his brother has to live with for the rest of his life

[Edited on 11-18-2004 by lucene]

[SpunGirl]

LMAO, Nien. That was sheer genius, Weird Al should have you on his pardoy-writing staff!

-K

[The Baumer]

Originally posted by Warclaidhm
Sometimes I want to kick someones ass and feel fuckin' gay


I don't see why everyone has to ridicule him for expressing his emotions through the art of rap.

Why can't everyone understand that sometimes all you need to do is kick someone's ass and feel fuckin' gay afterwards?

[Drew]

Hey, Baumer!

[NihilistInc]

Sometimes I want to kick someones ass and feel fuckin' gay

...Um...what?

My parents think the military is the option
When I went to boot camp it said on the page

Good luck, last I heard they're not to keen on enlisting people with suicidal tendencies. And for the last time, you didn't go to Boot Camp.

I'm a fuckin genius and there's no one in sight.

No.

Try a Bob Seger song next time...

I LOVE to watch Ardwen....STRUT!
I do respect him, buuutttttt,
I LOVE to watch him strut.

Grandsome

[SpunGirl]

Hey! Hey! Maybe he and Seanydigital can get together and record some dope jams. Or something.

-K

[Arshwikk]

I'm currently working on a children's book War, perhaps you could help me with a few lines. :saint:

[Kainen]

all I got to say to this whole thread is.. :lol:

[Chelle]

Nieninque ohmygod that cracks me up!

:rofl:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/warclaidhm/

[Ylena]

(with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

The internet's down, and I could not play,
So I sat in my undies and smelled of decay.
I sat there with Bunny, I throttled him too,
While he choked, how I wished I had something to do!
Too young to leave home, too dumb to get far,
My scooter is broken and I have no car,
So all I could do is just bitch bitch bitch bitch!
It's all my dad's fault, and my mom is a witch.
It's all Ardwen's fault that I'm friendless and mocked.
I'd ask Garr to cyber, but I have no cock.
Harmnone and Spungirl are nasty to me,
Fuck them! Who needs responsibility?
It's my lot in life to whine and complain,
And everyone else's to shoulder the blame.
My parents don't care, or they don't have a clue,
So I'll exhibit myself like an ape at the zoo.
Later in life, perhaps I'll reflect,
But for now? It's all about no self-respect.

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Ylena
(with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

The internet's down, and I could not play,
So I sat in my undies and smelled of decay.
I sat there with Bunny, I throttled him too,
While he choked, how I wished I had something to do!
Too young to leave home, too dumb to get far,
My scooter is broken and I have no car,
So all I could do is just bitch bitch bitch bitch!
It's all my dad's fault, and my mom is a witch.
It's all Ardwen's fault that I'm friendless and mocked.
I'd ask Garr to cyber, but I have no cock.
Harmnone and Spungirl are nasty to me,
Fuck them! Who needs responsibility?
It's my lot in life to whine and complain,
And everyone else's to shoulder the blame.
My parents don't care, or they don't have a clue,
So I'll exhibit myself like an ape at the zoo.
Later in life, perhaps I'll reflect,
But for now? It's all about no self-respect.

LOL some of the lines are soooo funny. With others I'm just sitting here thinking OH GOD that is just soooo wrong! lol

[Snapp]

:lol2: Ylena that's hilarious.

[Shalla]

That is soooo bad. :lol:

[Kainen]

Seems Warclaid is bring out the creative side in some people

[The Baumer]

http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/bobmuhthol/rap.mp3

In this MP3, you'll probably be able to actually make sense of the entire rap. Thank you, Bobmuhthol, for finally revealing the secrets of this masterpiece.

I guess Angelfire doesn't allow hotlinking, so you can just copy and paste it to your address bar.

[Edited on 11-19-2004 by The Baumer]

[Shalla]

Love that 2x. :lol:

[HarmNone]

Heh. Great, Ylena, and so very true! :up:

[Dhuul]

is the baumer bobmuhthol? and is that mp3 not so nice? perhaps

[Sean of the Thread]

Originally posted by The Baumer
http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/bobmuhthol/rap.mp3

In this MP3, you'll probably be able to actually make sense of the entire rap. Thank you, Bobmuhthol, for finally revealing the secrets of this masterpiece.

I guess Angelfire doesn't allow hotlinking, so you can just copy and paste it to your address bar.

[Edited on 11-19-2004 by The Baumer]

You luv warcs cok n ballz... you obsess with him like he does ardwen.

[Drew2]

http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/bobmuhthol/rap.mp3

Copy this into your browser SINCE ANGELFIRE SUCKS.

[Edited on 11-19-2004 by Tayre]

[DeV]

Originally posted by Tayre
http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/bobmuhthol/rap.mp3

Copy this into your browser SINCE ANGELFIRE SUCKS.

[Edited on 11-19-2004 by Tayre] Hearing the words brought to life was just double the pain... at least I could get some entertainment out of it. 2x :lol:

Damn that boy's got an accent...

[SpunGirl]

Hahahah. :heart: Ylena, that was hilarious. And OMFG... I litereally sat here laughing with tears streaming down my face @ the Warclaidhm rap. I love how Bob is cracking up in the middle of it trying to read that shit with a modicum of seriousness.

-K



[Edited on 11-19-2004 by SpunGirl]

[Scott]

I can't believe I listened to Bob "rap" that entire song..... The funniest part of it all is listening to Bob get tripped up on the bad grammar and in the middle of the "rap" going "Feel that way they say? What the fuck?"

[Edited on 11-19-2004 by Gemstone101]

[Nakiro]

I know I shouldn't be saying this, but the idea of Bob rapping that song is pretty funny.

Though really, you guys are being pretty brutal.

That..................

Was the greatest thing I have ever heard.

I am cracking up, thanks. :lol:

[Edited on 11-19-2004 by Stanley Burrell]

[SpunGirl]

Brutal? Maybe. War-rapper-hm brings it on himself. It's not like he doesn't know what he's in for.

-K

[Amaron]

<3 ylena

You are adorable!

J

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
I can't believe I listened to Bob "rap" that entire song..... The funniest part of it all is listening to Bob get tripped up on the bad grammar and in the middle of the "rap" going "Feel that way they say? What the fuck?"


I did too :lol:

Have to hand it to Bob... that was pretty fucking funny.

[AnticorRifling]

Dude I'm listening to that song at work and I'm crying. Holy crap my boss is looking at me like I'm high hahahaha

[Jenisi]

It won't work for me :( I really wanna hear it too.

[Wezas]

BWAHAAHAHAHAHA "C'mon, 2 x"

ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS PRICELESS

- Arkans

[Jenisi]

We should do a duet Bob. That had me cracking up, You could make it Bob...!

The "The fuck?" comment was the funniest.

- Arkans

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Jenisi
We should do a duet Bob. That had me cracking up, You could make it Bob...!

Just can't handle Bob in the spotlight, can you? :D

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
http://www.livejournal.com/users/warclaidhm/



Live Journal for Warclaidhm
9:02 pm Falgrin
I dont like Falgrin.


All he does is steal from me and piss me off. I am upset


I was just sitting in the park and Falgrin comes in and starts removing gems and silvers from me. Than a couple other people jump on the bandwagon and start stealing from me too. I am really sad

Some female came into the park when I was waiting for mass spells.. smooched Falgrin and than ran off. I think she was helping him steal from me. I am sad

I need to track her down and ask her why she would help steal from me. I dont like people stealing from me

I got a brand new Katana today too. a veil iron katana with a rabid bunny engraved on the blade. I had to give up one veil iron item to get it done.. but was well worth it.

I am tired of people making fun of my bunnies. I am going to sleep

Good night




LMAO

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Jenisi
We should do a duet Bob. That had me cracking up, You could make it Bob...!

Just can't handle Bob in the spotlight, can you? :D

I miss Bob. I'll be happy to take some of his demerit points in order to expedite his return.

[Eiderfleur]

I wanna hear the Hit me Ardwen one more time version now.... Someone do the Warclaidhminem Spears version!

[Wezas]

Live Journal for Warclaidhm
9:02 pm
a veil iron katana with a rabid bunny engraved on the blade.

no words....

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Live Journal for Warclaidhm
9:02 pm
a veil iron katana with a rabid bunny engraved on the blade.

no words....

I have plenty of words.. unfortunately, most would probably come with demerit points attached. Like a fine in town.. he is simply not worth it.

[Parkbandit]

I'm sad that I cannot hear Bob's rendition of Warclaidhm's rap. Fucking Angelfire sucks period.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
I'm sad that I cannot hear Bob's rendition of Warclaidhm's rap. Fucking Angelfire sucks period.

Like tayre said - copy and paste the link into your browser.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Parkbandit
I'm sad that I cannot hear Bob's rendition of Warclaidhm's rap. Fucking Angelfire sucks period.

Like tayre said - copy and paste the link into your browser.

[Latrinsorm]

A pop-up blocker might prevent you from DL-ing it, PB.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
A pop-up blocker might prevent you from DL-ing it, PB.

Still can't get it. I'll try when I get home tonight.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Still can't get it. I'll try when I get home tonight.

Pop up blockers aren't an issue:

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/notbeingadumbass.jpg

For a tip on how I got mine to work - check the file name of the above image.

[Kuyuk]

Holy shit, I was laughing at bob's song like bob was laughing at me on the phone. Rofl. That was great.



K.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Still can't get it. I'll try when I get home tonight.

Pop up blockers aren't an issue:

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/notbeingadumbass.jpg

For a tip on how I got mine to work - check the file name of the above image.

It's not like your copy/paste method worked.. so WHO'S THE DUMBASS NOW BITCH!

[Chelle]

Originally posted by Eiderfleur
I wanna hear the Hit me Ardwen one more time version now.... Someone do the Warclaidhminem Spears version!

ROFL! I want to hear that one too. I think a girl should do it... or Bob should do it with a girly voice. That would rock.

I finally got the Bob link to work. It wouldn't work but then the copy and paste thing worked for me. That was freaking hilarious. Now, I miss Bob. :( heh

[4a6c1]

:lol: I cant believe he actually sang that whole song. I would have been laughing my ass off.

If the Bob person sang the bananaphone song I would never stop laughing. Really. Never.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bananaphone.html

:D

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
It's not like your copy/paste method worked.. so WHO'S THE DUMBASS NOW BITCH!

How did it not work? Do you see that the MP3 was playing in the picture above?

And I think you just answered your own question.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Chelle
It wouldn't work but then the copy and paste thing worked for me.

Perhaps you can help Parkbandit. It seems fucking hopeless. :saint:

[HarmNone]

Heh. Okay, Bob, I gotta give it to you. That rap had me rolling on the floor! :rofl:

[Jenisi]

I'd do it, but apprently that'd make me an attention whore like everything else I do does. Including this post probally.

[SpunGirl]

If Bob wasn't underage, I'd say that rap made him extremely sexy.

:hitit: (if it was of age)

-K

[Tsunami]

:clap::lol::lol2::spaz::rofl:

Oh my, I laughed so hard, I think I peed a little...

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Tsunami
:clap::lol::lol2::spaz::rofl:

Oh my, I laughed so hard, I think I peed a little...

From the spam that's in my inbox - there seems to be good money in that business.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Parkbandit
It's not like your copy/paste method worked.. so WHO'S THE DUMBASS NOW BITCH!

How did it not work? Do you see that the MP3 was playing in the picture above?

And I think you just answered your own question.

Dear Wezas;

I copy/pasted the link and it did not work. I'm not sure what part of this sentence was not crystal clear to you... Hell, I even typed it slow so that I wouldn't lose you.

I'd like to introduce you to my most favorite smiley on this page that I believe communicates what I would love to write right now.. but TOS prevents me from doing so.


:die::die::die::die::die::die::die::die::die:

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Tsunami
:clap::lol::lol2::spaz::rofl:

Oh my, I laughed so hard, I think I peed a little...

From the spam that's in my inbox - there seems to be good money in that business.

Viagra doesn't make you not pee Wezas. And before you even post "YOU SHOULD KNOW PB!?!" I don't need to use it.

There's plenty of lead still in my pencil.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
I copy/pasted the link and it did not work.

So you're saying it's the computer that's retarded.

Gotcha.

My previous post was in response to what I thought was an accusation from you that the copy/paste method wouldn't even work for me. I am not appologizing - just requesting you speak more clearly next time

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Parkbandit
I copy/pasted the link and it did not work.

My previous post was in response to what I thought was an accusation from you that the copy/paste method wouldn't even work for me. I am not appologizing - just requesting you speak more clearly next time

Understood. I do hope this is clear:

WEZAS, FUCK OFF.

:yes:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
There's plenty of lead still in my pencil.

And it fits so nicely in your fingers.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:BiyYFB4dAS8J:www.pbphotoagency.com/photos/rollpb/D-DJH24.jpg

[Parkbandit]

LOL.. did you have to find a BROKEN pencil lead that is obviously drooping downward??

Fucker.

Edited to add: THIS is what I had in mind.

[Edited on 11-19-2004 by Parkbandit]

[The Cat In The Hat]

When you copy and paste it, if there's a space at the end of the link it won't work (least thats the problem I had) try making sure you take out that extra space it leaves.

And yes, gotta say Bob has a cute accent :tumble:

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Eiderfleur
I wanna hear the Hit me Ardwen one more time version now.... Someone do the Warclaidhminem Spears version!


I would do it but I didn't write it! Nice work on that, had me laughing so hard my husband thought I lost my mind.

[Nakiro]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

I just heard Bob's rendition for the first time and its hilarious!

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat

Originally posted by Eiderfleur
I wanna hear the Hit me Ardwen one more time version now.... Someone do the Warclaidhminem Spears version!


I would do it but I didn't write it! Nice work on that, had me laughing so hard my husband thought I lost my mind.

You have the writers permission.

My singing is bad

[Sean]

:deadhorse:

Since you seem to be so fond of that smilely I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Nieninque

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat

Originally posted by Eiderfleur
I wanna hear the Hit me Ardwen one more time version now.... Someone do the Warclaidhminem Spears version!


I would do it but I didn't write it! Nice work on that, had me laughing so hard my husband thought I lost my mind.

You have the writers permission.

My singing is bad

I wanna hear you do it!!! I don't care how bad your singing is I just wanna hear it in a Scots accent! :)

[Nieninque]

not happening

Is this fucking seriously?

[DeV]

Unfortunately, I think, yes.

[Bobmuhthol]

I have been waiting so long to bump this.

I CAN JUST JOIN THE NAVY AND GET KILLED

[Nieninque]

Bump

[Ylena]

Bumping up the holiday classics, huh?

(Edited because I can't spell.)

[Edited on 12-21-2005 by Ylena]

[TheEschaton]

C'mon, 2x! Shit, man, this is classic.

[Makkah]

lol

[Parkbandit]

...

Remember when Stanley was banned?

Those were the days...