Telethon for Xcalibur.

[SpunGirl]

Telethon for X:

Because he's incoherent and confused.

quote:
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Originally posted by Xcalibur
Asking the question is answering it firstly.

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Because he can't masturbate.

quote:
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Originally posted by Xcalibur
I don't touch fatties, sorry!

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And because he's in :heart: with Billy Bob.


quote:
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Originally posted by Xcalibur
And santas are sexy, Billy Bob showed it.
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So please... won't YOU help?

(donations can be sent to the Help X Not Be Retarded Foundation. Jojobabee@aol.com via paypal).

[Edited on 11-17-2004 by SpunGirl]

[Xcalibur]

No.

Marasamune@hotmail.com for all donations.

If you are stupid, send em asap.

[SpunGirl]

So you agree that you need a telethon. Phew. The first step to solving your Lack of Normality problem is admitting you have one.

-K, pleased with progress.

[Snapp]

Apparently he :heart: 's Tsa'ah's cock too.

:banghead:

[SpunGirl]

Well, I can hardly blame him for that, but if I were Tsa'ah I would be worried.

-K

[SpunGirl]

Others have shown a past concern for X as well:

(OK, this is semi-old but hilarious)


Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Sometimes I just burst out laughing after I read what you say, not becaues it's stupid, not because it's funny, but because I'm just so confused my brain instinctively floods my system with happy juice. Otherwise I would go into severe shock.

[Xcalibur]

Ask if he still having those happy burst juice, the answer will be no:duh:

:fingers:

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Snapp
Apparently he :heart: 's Tsa'ah's cock too.

:banghead:


You can keep the love of penises for you and raven something, by the way.

[Meos]

We can all see spungirl is madly in love with X, just kiss and make up.

[Xcalibur]

We all know that, loving by hate or by facination or whatever.

But I'm not into her, sorry sis.

[HarmNone]

I have to wonder...why do we care? Now, Tsa`ah has something to worry about. Xcalibur seems obsessed with a very personal part of Tsa`ah's anatomy. That would scare me senseless. However, the rest of us could just ignore the fool....:up:

[Chadj]

I like telethons...

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by HarmNone
I have to wonder...why do we care? Now, Tsa`ah has something to worry about. Xcalibur seems obsessed with a very personal part of Tsa`ah's anatomy. That would scare me senseless. However, the rest of us could just ignore the fool....:up:


Hey, sis. He started it.

[Drew2]

Are we allowed to U2U words that would otherwise be against TOS to people?

[Xcalibur]

I don't read my u2u.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Tayre
Are we allowed to U2U words that would otherwise be against TOS to people?

U2U is a private messaging system. As far as I know, TOS does not apply to U2Us. That's why we ask you to take it to U2U or IM when things start to get sticky. :D

[Xcalibur]

From: Tayre
To: Xcalibur
Sent: 17-11-04 at 23:09
Message: SHUT UP

NOT A SINGLE PERSON THAT POSTS ON THESE FORUMS WANTS YOU HERE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU SAY OTHERWISE.

FUCK YOU.


Booh booh booh

[Edited on 11-18-2004 by Kranar]

[SpunGirl]

:lol2:

The point, Tayre, was to help X become less retarded, not push him further towards total and obliterating idiocy. Of course, I'm beginning to see that was a pointless quest. Le sigh, le weep.

-K

[Drew2]

X posted a word against TOS. I expect demerits.

That's just absurd!
How could he die in a nuclear explosion in Canada when he clearly lives in Quebec?:rolleyes:

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Tayre
X posted a word against TOS. I expect demerits.

:lol2: :lol: :lol2: :lol:

That was just mean, Tayre. Too easy to fool the foolish.

-K

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Tayre
X posted a word against TOS. I expect demerits.

I suggest you report the post to the topic moderator. :)

[Tsa`ah]

Now you've got Serg feeling all left out and rejected. It was after all supposed to be his telethon.

[Xcalibur]

Booh booh booh.

:stupid: