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Drew
11-16-2004, 10:59 PM
You see Journeywoman Ambrei the Missionary.
She appears to be a Dhe'nar Dark Elf.
She appears to be an adult and average height. She has long-lashed grey-green eyes and bronze skin. She has waist length, ringleted deep red hair swept back from the temples. She has an angular face, a button nose and sunken cheeks.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a flute of sparkling white wine in her right hand.
She is wearing a muliebrious cuirbouilli corset, a dainty roan armband, a crystal amulet, an orange puma fur harness, a deep onyx spiderweb backpack, a limbless kitten skeleton bracelet, a hooded flame red spidersilk cloak, a grim bloodstained leather mask, a lily-embossed leather scroll case, a small four-pointed azure star insignia inset with a golden drake, a four-stranded polished ora bangle, an elaborate Lorminstra symbol, a vultite-bossed parma, a scarlet-edged black silk skirt, some blood-red velvet slippers, a stained leather sack, a gold ring, and a rune circlet.
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You quietly whisper to Ambrei, "Muliebrious?"
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Ambrei whispers, "Mulie!"

You quietly whisper to Ambrei, "Yeah, but you know what it means?"
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Ambrei whispers, "Not any idea."
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Ambrei whispers, "What does mulibrious mean?"


You quietly whisper to Ambrei, "It's a word for female genitalia."

Ambrei whispers, "No way."

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You quietly whisper to Ambrei, "Way."

Ambrei says, "Didnt know i was on such display here."


Ambrei just touched a muliebrious cuirbouilli corset.
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You roll around on the ground laughing hysterically!



The best thing is that she said they were sold off the shelf at EG. Somehow I have to figure "some vagina crested leathers" wouldn't have worked, but these did.



http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=muliebria

CrystalTears
11-16-2004, 11:01 PM
OMG. :wow:

Ilvane
11-16-2004, 11:03 PM
Oh my! :lol:

-A

Mistomeer
11-16-2004, 11:03 PM
She selling it?

11-16-2004, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by Mistomeer
She selling it?

You think she's just gonna give up the Mulie?

11-16-2004, 11:07 PM
ROFLMAO

- Arkans

Eiderfleur
11-16-2004, 11:08 PM
LoL Can you say.... FUCK UP?!?! At least the GMs have a sense of humor heh

11-16-2004, 11:09 PM
Shouldn't you be asleep?!?! :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

- Arkans

Eiderfleur
11-16-2004, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by Arkans
Shouldn't you be asleep?!?! :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

- Arkans

Bah! It's a bloody conspiracy!

I'm going already! feh!

Eylanthriel
11-16-2004, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by CrystalTears
OMG. :wow:

indeed

[Edited on 11-17-2004 by Eylanthriel]

The Cat In The Hat
11-16-2004, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Drew

The best thing is that she said they were sold off the shelf at EG. Somehow I have to figure "some vagina crested leathers" wouldn't have worked, but these did.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=muliebria

:lol: ROFL Thats pretty damned funny.

[Independent Wears, West]
Warm and inviting, the western room of this tunnel shop is heated and lit with glowing stones in wide mithril dishes suspended from the ceiling by chains. Cloth hangings depicting scenes of female warriors locked in ferocious combat covering the stone walls and a thick carpet of blood red fur underfoot lend this cave an almost civilized and comfortable barbaric feel. You also see a tri-level felwood armor stand with some stuff on it and a freshly excavated passage.
Obvious exits: east

On the felwood armor stand you see a sleek-formed full leather corset, some voluptuous supple golden leathers, a muliebrious cuirbouilli corset, some feminine smooth-plated brigandine, a curvaceous double chain corset and a bodysuit of finely linked chainmail.

Drew
11-16-2004, 11:31 PM
She assisted and some GM changed it to "a muliebral cuirbouilli corset" I've never heard the word muliebral but it looks like the same base to me.

HouseofElves
11-16-2004, 11:35 PM
Holy crap. That is hilarious! I'm glad I went with the side-laced one.:lol2:

Amberlei
11-16-2004, 11:49 PM
Never posted a picture before, so hope this works.

petroglyph
11-16-2004, 11:50 PM
This is what happens when you let people loose with a thesaurus without bothering to hand them a dictionary, too. . . .

Hips
11-17-2004, 12:00 AM
LOL, that's amazing. I wonder which GM it was that designed that particular piece of armor, eh? :lol:

Amberlei
11-17-2004, 12:04 AM
I think the GM had probably heard the word "muliebris" and knew that it meant "womanly", but spelled it incorrectly as "muliebrious". Anyway, the medical definition of muliebria does stem from the same latin root.

SpunGirl
11-17-2004, 12:39 AM
Hahahahaha. I finally know what the construction guys I overheard were talking about when I heard them call each other "fucking mulies," as in, "bring me a soda, you fuckin' mulie."

-K

Shari
11-17-2004, 02:11 AM
ROFLMAO

Toxicvixen
11-17-2004, 02:52 AM
Heh its sad she changed it. I would have kept it that way. :lol:

Kainen
11-17-2004, 08:56 AM
:lol: that's great.. I wouldnt have changed it either

Tsunami
11-17-2004, 09:56 AM
LOL, thats is funny. I love finding stuff the GM's do like that, I'm sure it was on purpose too...like the vibrating carp tongues (OHE) from EG a few years back.

Nieninque
11-17-2004, 11:30 AM
Hmmm...so how did you know that Drew?

Fission
11-17-2004, 12:20 PM
The best thing is that she said they were sold off the shelf at EG. Somehow I have to figure "some vagina crested leathers" wouldn't have worked, but these did.

Except these weren't crested, and they were a corset to boot.

Just gives me the image like she's got a really big one wrapped around her, like she's some sort of mascot or something.

:hitit:

Drew
11-17-2004, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Nieninque
Hmmm...so how did you know that Drew?
I think there is a basic tenant among men, and that is: You can never know too many synonyms for a vagina.

SpunGirl
11-17-2004, 12:58 PM
As long as you're not like the guys I knew in college, whose choice favorites were "hatchet wound" and "roast beef sandwich."

-K

StrayRogue
11-17-2004, 12:59 PM
You mean bearded battle-axe wound.

SpunGirl
11-17-2004, 01:13 PM
EEEeeewEEEWOWOWOWOEeew.

Do bald or mostly-shorn hatchet wounds have a different, uh, name?

-K, curious

Drew
11-17-2004, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
As long as you're not like the guys I knew in college, whose choice favorites were "hatchet wound" and "roast beef sandwich."

-K

You need to make peace with the past, maybe it's time to bury the hatchet?

SpunGirl
11-17-2004, 01:42 PM
Ugh, Drew, ugh!!!

-K

Caiylania
11-17-2004, 01:48 PM
al;ksjfopaiwjheokhgjkvhbpoiauyqwiojdsl;kjas.

And that's all I have to say on the matter.

:lol:

Caramia
11-17-2004, 05:03 PM
http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html

Now you all can be as knowledgeable as Drew.

Chyrain
11-17-2004, 06:09 PM
the birth cannon?


wtf. rofl.