Speaking of turning to shit

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Anyone besides me think they put too much dye in chips these days?

So I ate some of the guacamole dorito's...

My turd turns guacamole green.

So I ate some of the tabasco hot cheeto's...

My turd turns fire engine red.

Discuss.

[SpunGirl]

As soon as I finish vomiting.

-K

[Meos]

I had green shit from green beer on st. patrics day.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

See, it's not just me.

[SpunGirl]

-1,000,000,000 sexiness points for anyone who discusses their poop on the PC.

-K

anyone ever notice after eating grapefruit and corn ... ah ... I'll get back to that one later.

[AnticorRifling]

Worse is when you don't eat anything with dye in it yet you still get the neon purple poop. I mean when you're pooping multi-colors it denies you the opportunity to make reference to your bowel movements with such colorful euphemisms like "I'm taking the browns to the super bowl this year and they stink." -- See now that's a classic that you're denied using in your day to day conversations with your peers. It's a travesty.

[The Korean]

wtf are you eating that's giving you neon purple shit?

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Worse is when you don't eat anything with dye in it yet you still get the neon purple poop. I mean when you're pooping multi-colors it denies you the opportunity to make reference to your bowel movements with such colorful euphemisms like "I'm taking the browns to the super bowl this year and they stink." -- See now that's a classic that you're denied using in your day to day conversations with your peers. It's a travesty.

That cracked me up :lol:
I dunno Korean Guy, maybe like, lotsa purple grapes exposed to gamma rays and/or purple candy. And stuff.

[Numbers]

I've heard that that new Mountain Dew grape soda, Pitch Black, turns your crap green. Like, not just tinged.

I'm talking full-on tatoo-parlor, strip-joint neon green sign colored shit.

I've never tried, though, to be honest. I don't drink soda. But I read it on the Interweb thingy they've got these days, so it must be true.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
anyone ever notice after eating grapefruit and corn ... ah ... I'll get back to that one later.

I'm going to go with a random quote as a response to this.


Originally posted by Maimara
I LIKE WOOD

[Chadj]

I have this blue bubble gum ice cream.. Green. Unless I eat a LOT, then it actually ALMOST gets blue. Almost.

[Kuyuk]

WTF.

You people should stop playing with your shit.

Stop eating shitty food too. Eat healthy and you wont be ingesting so much dye, or hardly any at all.



K.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Kuyuk
WTF.

You people should stop playing with your shit.

Stop eating shitty food too. Eat healthy and you wont be ingesting so much dye, or hardly any at all.



K.

What's the fun in that?

[Kainen]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Worse is when you don't eat anything with dye in it yet you still get the neon purple poop. I mean when you're pooping multi-colors it denies you the opportunity to make reference to your bowel movements with such colorful euphemisms like "I'm taking the browns to the super bowl this year and they stink." -- See now that's a classic that you're denied using in your day to day conversations with your peers. It's a travesty.

:clap: *sighs in admiration* :heart: Anticor

[Nieninque]

I now have far too many mental images that I really didnt want... :barf: