Grim Reaper
01-16-2016, 08:59 PM
Auctioning off a razor sharp skull-pommelled claidhmore. A highly zested claidhmore with at least 21 known zests and possibly more. In addition you can stun yourself at will to work guild reps. Minimum is 500k. Buyout is 1mil. SOLD to Haldrik for 500k.
SHOW:
The skull-pommelled claidhmore has a ruby-eyed ivory skull mounted upon it. The ivory is mottled brown and green and exudes a foul odor. The cracked teeth with the jaw are set crookedly, but someone took the time to sharpen them to a razor edge. The faceted rubies stuck within the eye sockets seem to follow you when you glance at the skull.
Analyze:
You analyze your skull-pommelled claidhmore and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.
The creator has also provided the following information:
The base and the "long" description of the claidhmore may be altered, but the "showy" part may not be!
You can RUB, TAP, POKE, and WAVE the claidhmore.
You might be able to have a talented merchant lighten the skull-pommelled claidhmore for you.
RUB (random):
. In a moody tone, the skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore says, "Your dying words will never be remembered, so don't spend too much time on them."
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore cries out, "Fuzznut is a thief! Stop thief!" The visage of the skull twists into a smirk.
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore belches loudly.
. The skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore snickers to itself before exclaiming, "They never suspect a decorative skull."
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore yells out, "Fuzznut is a no good, lazy, good for nothing shyster!" The skull's visage twists into the semblance of a smirk.
. Dropping its jaw in an exaggerated yawn, the skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore says plaintively, "Back in my day, a simple dagger to the neck was all it took."
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore opens its jaw and unleashes a vile series of invective!
. The skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore spins around in place, gnashing its teeth.
. The skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore babbles something indecipherable.
. Air whistles through the cavities of the skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore as it intones, "Beware the rising of The Jackal."
. The skull's teeth clack together rhythmically on your skull-pommelled claidhmore.
. The eyes on the skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore glint brightly a moment, before slowly fading.
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore yawns and twists it visage into a scowl of utter disdain.
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore detaches itself and floats lazily around your claidhmore. It reattaches itself after a moment, albeit upside down.
. The skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore snaps its teeth together tightly and whispers, "Take pride in your deaths, they bring you closer to the Gates that I will never see."
. The eyes on the skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore ignite with a flickering, crimson flame. The skull then begins chanting in an unknown tongue.
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore opens its jaws. Its visage twists as if pondering. After a moment, the jaws snap closed with a ghostly hiss.
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore begins to wail eerily. Suddenly, it falls to the floor and begins rolling around.
The wailing ceases, and the skull floats back and reattaches itself to your claidhmore.
TAP:
. You drum your fingers upon the skull of your skull-pommelled claidhmore. The eyes of the skull alight in a blazing crimson glow and flash ominously before becoming quiescent.
POKE (stuns):
. As you poke your claidhmore, the mouth of the skull gapes open and bites your finger hard! The pain shoots straight up and stiffens your spine! That hurt!
WAVE:
. As you wave your skull-pommelled claidhmore, the mouth of the skull gapes open! A long, warbling wail issues forth! The eyes on the skull flash once, then go still. The jaws snap closed with a *click*.
SHOW:
The skull-pommelled claidhmore has a ruby-eyed ivory skull mounted upon it. The ivory is mottled brown and green and exudes a foul odor. The cracked teeth with the jaw are set crookedly, but someone took the time to sharpen them to a razor edge. The faceted rubies stuck within the eye sockets seem to follow you when you glance at the skull.
Analyze:
You analyze your skull-pommelled claidhmore and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.
The creator has also provided the following information:
The base and the "long" description of the claidhmore may be altered, but the "showy" part may not be!
You can RUB, TAP, POKE, and WAVE the claidhmore.
You might be able to have a talented merchant lighten the skull-pommelled claidhmore for you.
RUB (random):
. In a moody tone, the skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore says, "Your dying words will never be remembered, so don't spend too much time on them."
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore cries out, "Fuzznut is a thief! Stop thief!" The visage of the skull twists into a smirk.
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore belches loudly.
. The skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore snickers to itself before exclaiming, "They never suspect a decorative skull."
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore yells out, "Fuzznut is a no good, lazy, good for nothing shyster!" The skull's visage twists into the semblance of a smirk.
. Dropping its jaw in an exaggerated yawn, the skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore says plaintively, "Back in my day, a simple dagger to the neck was all it took."
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore opens its jaw and unleashes a vile series of invective!
. The skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore spins around in place, gnashing its teeth.
. The skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore babbles something indecipherable.
. Air whistles through the cavities of the skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore as it intones, "Beware the rising of The Jackal."
. The skull's teeth clack together rhythmically on your skull-pommelled claidhmore.
. The eyes on the skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore glint brightly a moment, before slowly fading.
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore yawns and twists it visage into a scowl of utter disdain.
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore detaches itself and floats lazily around your claidhmore. It reattaches itself after a moment, albeit upside down.
. The skull on your skull-pommelled claidhmore snaps its teeth together tightly and whispers, "Take pride in your deaths, they bring you closer to the Gates that I will never see."
. The eyes on the skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore ignite with a flickering, crimson flame. The skull then begins chanting in an unknown tongue.
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore opens its jaws. Its visage twists as if pondering. After a moment, the jaws snap closed with a ghostly hiss.
. The skull attached to your skull-pommelled claidhmore begins to wail eerily. Suddenly, it falls to the floor and begins rolling around.
The wailing ceases, and the skull floats back and reattaches itself to your claidhmore.
TAP:
. You drum your fingers upon the skull of your skull-pommelled claidhmore. The eyes of the skull alight in a blazing crimson glow and flash ominously before becoming quiescent.
POKE (stuns):
. As you poke your claidhmore, the mouth of the skull gapes open and bites your finger hard! The pain shoots straight up and stiffens your spine! That hurt!
WAVE:
. As you wave your skull-pommelled claidhmore, the mouth of the skull gapes open! A long, warbling wail issues forth! The eyes on the skull flash once, then go still. The jaws snap closed with a *click*.